What are those polecats saying?

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Simon King | 17:28 UK time, Wednesday, 3 June 2009

As you know, those polecats have been proving very difficult to film.

So I decided to draw a picture to illustrate cameraman Jamie McPherson's (and our) doomed attempts to catch them.

But there's something missing... and that's where you come in. What do you think the pair of polecats are saying as they foil Jamie yet again? Please post your ideas below.

Update 9th June:
Thank you so much to everyone who sent a suggestion in. As I revealed on last night's Springwatch Unsprung these are my faves:

Loganpointers said: "You know these eye masks really are the perfect disguise"

johnnyboy58 thought: "Don't look behind you now, but we're being sketched!"

And from SuffolkLiz, the one I thought was best: "Hey, I think he's kneeling in one of yours..."

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1. At 6:37pm on 03 Jun 2009, nonewusernames wrote:
"You know, I'd be worried about the cost of bribing the foxes, rabbits and 'fat cat' to distract them if we weren't claiming it on expenses!"

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2. At 6:49pm on 03 Jun 2009, EnglishFolkfan wrote:
*whispers* Dare you to bite his toes first.

(nearly all the pet ferrets I know of have a toe fettish ;o)

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3. At 7:58pm on 03 Jun 2009, Welly-Boots-12 wrote:
" *Giggles* Dare you to go smile at the camera!!"

Thanks

Abi w

Birmingham x

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4. At 8:22pm on 03 Jun 2009, fearlessLancsLass wrote:
Once my Equity Card arrives, it will be me up there!!!!

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5. At 8:29pm on 03 Jun 2009, SqeekyJojo wrote:
What's the Polecat equivalent of 'outfoxed'?

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6. At 8:36pm on 03 Jun 2009, fearlessLancsLass wrote:
Typical a Foxy female turns up and the papperatzi can't get enough of them

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7. At 8:38pm on 03 Jun 2009, sandypandy wrote:
Is he the Kat(e) that said they eat the sofa?

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8. At 8:39pm on 03 Jun 2009, bobdob123 wrote:
what a posser

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9. At 8:51pm on 03 Jun 2009, TennisTrevor wrote:
He's onto us! Quick get the cat costumes!

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10. At 8:51pm on 03 Jun 2009, neoKarl007 wrote:
Call themselves cameramen. They can't even film us!

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11. At 8:52pm on 03 Jun 2009, call-of-duty wrote:
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12. At 8:53pm on 03 Jun 2009, neoKarl007 wrote:
Whatever you paid that fox to distract them, It wasn't enough!

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13. At 8:57pm on 03 Jun 2009, The-Merlins wrote:
'Being on TV is overated!'

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14. At 8:57pm on 03 Jun 2009, coolilzbird wrote:
Peep o over here!!!!!

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15. At 8:58pm on 03 Jun 2009, Tigger-Monkeee wrote:
I really do enjoy spending time people watching!

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16. At 8:58pm on 03 Jun 2009, squirrellover wrote:
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times.. FOX COSTUMES!"

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17. At 8:58pm on 03 Jun 2009, bionicMighty-mouse wrote:
"Stupid Idiot . . . . Still The Foxes Charge a Fair Price For Distractions!" Luara xxx

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18. At 8:58pm on 03 Jun 2009, radioactivepuffin wrote:
How stupid do you think he is?

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19. At 8:59pm on 03 Jun 2009, madwaff wrote:
I saw him on Springwatch, but it's much better seeing him in real life, rather than on the telly!

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20. At 8:59pm on 03 Jun 2009, GrumpyAnthonyS wrote:
Charlotte says 'Ha, he'll never catch us'

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21. At 8:59pm on 03 Jun 2009, missyjellyfish wrote:
"Shall we reveal ourselves and make his day?"
"Ummm.............. Nah!"

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22. At 9:00pm on 03 Jun 2009, tulaann wrote:
we certainly out foxed him,anyone would think we are POLES apart

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23. At 9:00pm on 03 Jun 2009, mick wrote:
That fox suit was an excellent idea wouldn't you say

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24. At 9:00pm on 03 Jun 2009, chuigirl wrote:
When will they ever learn.
Were one in a million.

From Helena

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25. At 9:00pm on 03 Jun 2009, coalvillebuzzard wrote:
"foxes...they are so last season"

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26. At 9:00pm on 03 Jun 2009, WPA25490 wrote:
the polecats are saying.
"i think we out foxed him".
WPA25490

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27. At 9:00pm on 03 Jun 2009, missyjellyfish wrote:
"Shall we reveal ourselves and make his day?"
"Umm.................. Nah!"

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28. At 9:00pm on 03 Jun 2009, Daveyroo wrote:
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29. At 9:00pm on 03 Jun 2009, scottishboy2k9 wrote:
look at that big juicy but

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30. At 9:00pm on 03 Jun 2009, rondowriter wrote:
That Foxy Bingo has a lot to answer for

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31. At 9:00pm on 03 Jun 2009, tinytwin_2 wrote:
"And here we have the great green coated Jamie McPherson. Looking very majestic in his natural habitat......."

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32. At 9:00pm on 03 Jun 2009, Hostachristine wrote:
A curious species, these humans: they can spend hours in the same spot without moving!

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33. At 9:00pm on 03 Jun 2009, CiaranDUK wrote:
"Weasels are weasily recognised, Stoats are stoatally different. But Polecats? Now we're something else!"

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34. At 9:00pm on 03 Jun 2009, KatylovinZak wrote:
hehe what would happen if i jumped on his back =D

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35. At 9:00pm on 03 Jun 2009, robhazel wrote:
well we could phone him to tell him to turn around

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36. At 9:01pm on 03 Jun 2009, bertxl wrote:
Ignore him, we're immigrants and our family living in a foreign country will not be able to see the video anyhow...

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37. At 9:01pm on 03 Jun 2009, slackytambo wrote:
Like they say "You aways see them when you've left your camera at home"

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38. At 9:01pm on 03 Jun 2009, mamasavannah wrote:
To be shouted out in true pantomime style:
"They're behind you!!"

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39. At 9:01pm on 03 Jun 2009, CliveLaw wrote:
I don't think much of this "Kingwatch" everyone's talking about... He hasn't moved for hours...

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40. At 9:01pm on 03 Jun 2009, jollyastropoet wrote:
Ha ha! We foxed him!

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41. At 9:01pm on 03 Jun 2009, Scidocon wrote:
Pass me that Kit-kat.

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42. At 9:01pm on 03 Jun 2009, angiewalker wrote:
I keep thinking it's Tuesday.

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43. At 9:01pm on 03 Jun 2009, Lordaethis wrote:
hey look its the common camera man

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44. At 9:01pm on 03 Jun 2009, Charliewillow wrote:
"That's a great specien of a green back... very rare in these parts, and still in his winter coat. Notice the beautiful cap on it... I guess he needs to keep warm as he doesn't move much".

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45. At 9:01pm on 03 Jun 2009, poppyjanied wrote:
We're behind you!

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46. At 9:01pm on 03 Jun 2009, squirrellover wrote:
"I really do feel for Johnny... it wasn't just the camera costume, but you don't want to know which end Simon is looking through!"

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47. At 9:01pm on 03 Jun 2009, andy_2008_t wrote:
"GO ON! GO AND GIVE HIM A POLE DANCE"

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48. At 9:01pm on 03 Jun 2009, eldortzo wrote:

"That Martin Scorsese's getting a bit desperate, don't you think?"

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49. At 9:02pm on 03 Jun 2009, bronco13 wrote:
I'd heard that there were cameramen around, but I never thought we'd actually see one!!

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50. At 9:02pm on 03 Jun 2009, nicabar wrote:
" DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD TELL HIM HE'S STILL GOT THE LENS CAP ON ?"

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51. At 9:02pm on 03 Jun 2009, juliafb wrote:
Who does he think he is? Gordon Buchanan?!

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52. At 9:02pm on 03 Jun 2009, scottishboy2k9 wrote:
why is he filming foxes the're boring

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53. At 9:02pm on 03 Jun 2009, heron37 wrote:
If Bill Oddie was here we would be the stars

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54. At 9:02pm on 03 Jun 2009, onchanman wrote:
He should come to the Isle of Man ther's hundreds of us who would give our bushey tail to be on spring watch

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55. At 9:02pm on 03 Jun 2009, bdansey wrote:
You wouldn't listen, I told you if you brought your camera along you might get an absolutely fantastic picture.

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56. At 9:02pm on 03 Jun 2009, BlueBoa32 wrote:
"Right, he can't see us. Just keep on your invisbility cloak!"

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57. At 9:02pm on 03 Jun 2009, andypandy82 wrote:
"Here on man-watch today we've found this strange creature doing anything to get on t.v"

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58. At 9:02pm on 03 Jun 2009, badgerbirds wrote:
Go get the camera Charlie, he'll look great on Humanwatch

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59. At 9:02pm on 03 Jun 2009, williamc17 wrote:
We'll get back inside as soon as he's finished his KitKat

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60. At 9:02pm on 03 Jun 2009, Lordaethis wrote:
god he smells worse than us

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61. At 9:02pm on 03 Jun 2009, Vmingocat wrote:
Look around you want to see us, not a fox

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62. At 9:02pm on 03 Jun 2009, Andy_Paton wrote:
Oh Nigel, We have been waiting here all weekend and that is the first lesser spotted cameraman we have seen.....!

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63. At 9:02pm on 03 Jun 2009, sauron1701 wrote:
I dare you to give him a wedgy !!!

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64. At 9:03pm on 03 Jun 2009, badgerbotherer1 wrote:
"Look a Lesser Spotted Cameraman"

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65. At 9:03pm on 03 Jun 2009, HanDiiMaNz wrote:
"And they think the fox is cunning!"

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66. At 9:03pm on 03 Jun 2009, buleste1138 wrote:
I'm not going on camera. I heard what happened to Susan Boyle!

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67. At 9:03pm on 03 Jun 2009, bs0u70b0 wrote:
"Hes facing the wrong 'pole'....cat"

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68. At 9:03pm on 03 Jun 2009, jesswh74 wrote:
We're behind you!!!

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69. At 9:03pm on 03 Jun 2009, brontybeth09 wrote:
"Oh my god why would a stupid man like that want to take a picture of a stupid fox. Im way more prettier then that fox, has the world gone mad or something!!!.

Beth

Great Malvern

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70. At 9:03pm on 03 Jun 2009, Tina_Thud_Bump wrote:
"Do you think we ought to own up that we've accepted that bribe from Ms Humble to stay out of Simon's way so she doesn't have to dine on the sofa?"

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71. At 9:03pm on 03 Jun 2009, nature_geek87 wrote:
I TOLD you we should have brought the binoculars with us.

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72. At 9:03pm on 03 Jun 2009, fraggledad wrote:
i do like this springwatch
i wish they would show more polecats
pppplllllleeeaaasssseee

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73. At 9:03pm on 03 Jun 2009, misslambington wrote:
Right then! Back to Bill Odie's for tea then...
All us polecats are over there these days - Bill does a great Shepherd's Pie!

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74. At 9:03pm on 03 Jun 2009, MaaikeB wrote:
"Quick, quick, get the camera! It's one of those gullible wildlife cameramen!"

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75. At 9:03pm on 03 Jun 2009, dolelady wrote:
That's foxed him!

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76. At 9:03pm on 03 Jun 2009, The Chens wrote:
That fox said he had Simon Cowell as his new agent

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77. At 9:03pm on 03 Jun 2009, aquainderstructible wrote:
"that fox and her cubs get all the attention an they came here to film us. the cheeks!"

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78. At 9:03pm on 03 Jun 2009, kingfisher90 wrote:
I think he should be looking on comparethepolecat.com!

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79. At 9:03pm on 03 Jun 2009, BlueBoa32 wrote:
"Do you think he's alive? Give him a poke!"

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80. At 9:03pm on 03 Jun 2009, DebOllett wrote:
What's he doing there! We're far too camera shy to get caught like that.

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81. At 9:03pm on 03 Jun 2009, Falcon3105 wrote:
"Eye spy with my little eye, something beginning with......"

Love the show.

Kind Regards

Paul Jones from Milton Keynes

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82. At 9:04pm on 03 Jun 2009, thisonesmine wrote:
maybe because we're 'pole'cats he couldn't see us even if he was acing the right way.

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83. At 9:04pm on 03 Jun 2009, geminiarg206 wrote:
"10 points if you steal his beanie..."

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84. At 9:04pm on 03 Jun 2009, Pablolias wrote:
bye eck them ruddy foxes are everywhere !!

Paul Bates/ Liverpool

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85. At 9:04pm on 03 Jun 2009, andyroo32 wrote:
So tell me, How much did Kate pay you again to stay out of the way.

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86. At 9:04pm on 03 Jun 2009, bluepepper321 wrote:
*whisper* How thick do you think his trousers are?

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87. At 9:04pm on 03 Jun 2009, Cockney_AL wrote:
"Ok Harvey's got him distracted, you hit over the head and I'll get the camera"

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88. At 9:04pm on 03 Jun 2009, schlep1 wrote:
Isn't it fascinating seeing their natural behaviour so close?

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89. At 9:04pm on 03 Jun 2009, skylark55 wrote:
Whats on the other channel Fred?

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90. At 9:04pm on 03 Jun 2009, thisonesmine wrote:
maybe because we're 'pole'cats he couldn't see us even if he was facing the right way.

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91. At 9:04pm on 03 Jun 2009, toughtree-hugger wrote:
told you if we waited long enough we'd get to see one

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92. At 9:04pm on 03 Jun 2009, jeromesh wrote:
Martha, your brother looks great in that fox suit.

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93. At 9:04pm on 03 Jun 2009, meerkat4brains wrote:
i'm bored, do you wanna go play with the motion capture camera?

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94. At 9:04pm on 03 Jun 2009, charmingbracken wrote:
well we certainly got him foxed!!!!

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95. At 9:04pm on 03 Jun 2009, magicjamesormerod wrote:
We are in POLL position, the camera man won't see us, he has is eyes on a foxy lady !!

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96. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, jamiewatling wrote:
When will he realise he has still got the lens cap on? tut how unprofessional!

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97. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, jakemarine wrote:
quick hide in the producers hair !

(your hair is ace by the way !!)

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98. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, coolqueencartimandua wrote:
And here we have a rare species known as a Simon King.

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99. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, AngeeB wrote:
PETER: What a cheek!
JORDAN: Doesn't he know we only perform for OKAY! Magazine!!

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100. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, Adi7rw wrote:
"Should've gone to specsavers!"

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101. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, wight67 wrote:
I told you if we stayed here long enough we'd see a human.

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102. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, robhazel wrote:
you never know it might be our turn next week

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103. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, andyroo86 wrote:
He must have a thing for redheads!

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104. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, beeza1 wrote:
Sshh, dont scare it, you rarely see humans this close in daylight!

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105. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, SpiritedBrunette wrote:
Shall we tell he should have gone to Specsavers?

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106. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, springwatchrules wrote:
i dare you to keg him.

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107. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, richworkman wrote:
"While he's not looking, shall we go and find the Campsite Bar?".

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108. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, suzicals wrote:
You said WE would be in 'pole' position.

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109. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, The Chens wrote:
'ere what's he got that we ain't?

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110. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, debselaine wrote:
We're behind you!!
Oh no your not!!
Oh yes we are!!

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111. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, dynamicButchcass1987 wrote:
Whoever put the stuffed fox on the hill well done.... he's been there for two hours filming it!

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112. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, mooseport wrote:
"If only he used his magic torch - then he'd see us!"

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113. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, Para-aly wrote:
"Here Hamish. Is that a new species we have discovered or has Nessie come down for the summer to Wales?".
"Could be Archie, Could be"

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114. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, sweetcrazypancake wrote:
silly sod, doesn't he no we're behind him?

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115. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, SlawciaAKASuli wrote:
"I hope the fox says cchheeeessseeeee"

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116. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, Rpwillis wrote:
"What the fox he doing?!"

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117. At 9:05pm on 03 Jun 2009, AaronRubberDuck wrote:
*whisper* Do you think he has any mice Under that Camera?

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118. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, lookdonkey wrote:
Quick call 999 and ask for the policat, we've got a stalker!!!!!

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119. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, SpiritedBrunette wrote:
Shall we tell him that he should have gone to Specsavers?

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120. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, B3NNY-B0Y wrote:
I wonder what species that is...

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121. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, portwilliam1 wrote:
Is that a Billious Oddycus or a Lesser Spotted Cameraman?

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122. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, rahcek-rahcek wrote:
"Silly man. Can't tell the difference between a polecat and a fox!"

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123. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, nealekg wrote:
Oh look thats a "Woolly hat'd camerman" - very rare - we normally see the "Lesser Spotted" variety.

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124. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, digitalandyandy wrote:
As i was saying, apparently it's called being out-foxed.

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125. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, rabbitpurplefox123 wrote:
polecat 1: what on earth is he doing filming that fox?turn around were here!
polecat 2:oooohhhh i should of brang my sparrow chick to eat!

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126. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, LDOT93 wrote:
"And I thought it was really hard to spot one of these in the wild."

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127. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, dondon1961 wrote:
You know all he has to do is contact Max Clifford and he could have all the pictures he wants

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128. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, Manstaffy wrote:
Isn't that Bill Oddie?
No I think it's a Lesser Bearded Simon King...

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129. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, shropshirewatcher wrote:
Isn't that the rare Jamie Human? You don't see them very often.

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130. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, poshbiggzie wrote:
nah we look nothing like them.

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131. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, LynseyLou1 wrote:
'some funny folk 'round here, 'ent there?'

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132. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, rennman wrote:
"why that foxy we want to be on tv and that stupid fat cat aswell stealing our food"

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133. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, belovedTonytosh wrote:
simon king we thought they said simon cowell. we had better stay were we are we wont get famous with him

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134. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, Richard wrote:
A lesser spotted cameraman. If we're lucky we might see his courtship ritual!

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135. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, scrubberdog wrote:
heads or tails to nick his sandwiches?

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136. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, Davester37 wrote:
I see Jamies Back !

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137. At 9:06pm on 03 Jun 2009, mutnart wrote:
You are right. I haven't seen them this early in the year either. It must be global warming.

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138. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, suelloyd wrote:
welcome to human watch, in the background you can see kate the fox, the human has spotted her, while myself and simon are debating what type of human this is and what habitat he inhabitats, join us later as kate hopes to get an interview

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139. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, mikedenny wrote:
If he would just take his eyes of "Kate" for a minute he might just see US

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140. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, coolilzbird wrote:
They think that cat is such a beauty well they haven't seen us yet!!
I can't believe that fox is on t.v and were not!!!
Foxes are so over rated!!
I can't believe that fox is getting all the attention and not us!!
I thought they all wanted are beautiful bodies on telly not that ugly thing!!!!

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141. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, Bambuti wrote:
He hasn't got a 'cat in pole's chance!'

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142. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, MickWilliams1 wrote:
I told we would see a human if we waited long enough!

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143. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, closewatch wrote:
take a break see a polecat

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144. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, dkthomson wrote:
Why doesn't he point that thing at us for a change?

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145. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, wendy-k wrote:
have a break, have a 'pole-kat'.....or not!!!!!

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146. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, percyandpoly wrote:
hey George do you think if we gave him a nudge he would notice us?

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147. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, RyderisLizardKing wrote:
Ha ha! I knew that plan would 'fox' him; he'll never get to 'pole' position...!

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148. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, farnworthfamily wrote:
"Mum......do you think he'll notice us ????"

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149. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, poshbiggzie wrote:
ehh what you looking at

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150. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, skylark55 wrote:
He's gonna feel so stupid when he realises hes not filming because we nibbled through his camers wires.

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151. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, mossbunny wrote:
He doesn't appear to be doing much, why don't we have a Kitkat?

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152. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, spectacularOldBird wrote:
If we stay here Kate won't have to eat the sofa next week.

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153. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, coolilzbird wrote:
Sorry suppose to say fox on the first one

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154. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, sweetcrazypancake wrote:
silly sod does'nt he know we're behind him

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155. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, canda99 wrote:
Where did brother fred get the Fox costume from?

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156. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, Arran wrote:
"haha what a tool even if he did see us he couldnt film us thats a TELESCOPE"

*sniggers and high fives*

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157. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, Odna230 wrote:
"I wonder if that's the "Fat Cat" that keeps stealing our food"

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158. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, tolquhon wrote:
i hear that fox has been claiming expences for a second den that he does not have.

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159. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, famousSianyshoe wrote:
"Why is he filming themwhen he could be filming us"? This was my daughter Rhiannon's suggestion she is 12.

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160. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, veerahannula wrote:
Ant this my friedn is Human, Homo Sapiens. They are very common species in UK, more in urban areas than in wilderness. They are very easy to spot as they are very loud and not very good at hiding they are also fairly blind and deaf.

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161. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, Robin Smith wrote:
They should of sent Kate, i'd do anything for her she is a Fox rrrrrrr

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162. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, 137dobbin wrote:
The Polecats are saying
"Look there's one of those human beings. Quick get the camera"

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163. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, Mitena wrote:
Quick, phone Humanwatch it's the Lesser Spotted Cameraman

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164. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, quinnos wrote:
Well, looks like we have completely outfoxed the lot of them.....

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165. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, gooner186 wrote:
he should have gone to specsavers

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166. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, starlordkez wrote:
Years of evolution and they still cant find us, and they are the top of the food chain?

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167. At 9:07pm on 03 Jun 2009, Beastofburden1 wrote:
See I told you we would see a Human! Now you have to eat the Sofa

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168. At 9:08pm on 03 Jun 2009, jollyscubadiver wrote:
we got the bustud again

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169. At 9:08pm on 03 Jun 2009, growingmuffin wrote:
not very entertaining is he

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170. At 9:08pm on 03 Jun 2009, onefish50 wrote:
polecat one: what do you reckon he's doing?
polecat two: Crikey! A talking Polecat!

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171. At 9:08pm on 03 Jun 2009, farnworthfamily wrote:
"Mum......I want to be on TV.....why won't he point that camera at us ?"

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172. At 9:08pm on 03 Jun 2009, B3NNY-B0Y wrote:
Foxes are sooooo ugly compared to us. I will be surprised if the lens doesnt crack...

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173. At 9:08pm on 03 Jun 2009, laura_jayne3 wrote:
*shouts* We're behind you!

Laura from Cambridge

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174. At 9:08pm on 03 Jun 2009, nettymayj wrote:
so thats were the kids are which ones is at the front of the (panto) costume.

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175. At 9:08pm on 03 Jun 2009, chris_blake wrote:
This species is known as a cameraman. They have one huge eye which is apparently blind to us polecats!

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176. At 9:08pm on 03 Jun 2009, alexgembob wrote:
"Beastiality?"

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177. At 9:08pm on 03 Jun 2009, sarah_B1 wrote:
"i always knew she was going to be a glamour model"

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178. At 9:08pm on 03 Jun 2009, SkeeterFan wrote:
"Wow look; a Simon! Quick, get the camera!"

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179. At 9:08pm on 03 Jun 2009, megabaggies wrote:
Sh you don't want to frighten it off !!

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180. At 9:08pm on 03 Jun 2009, lynngardening wrote:
what fun this man watching is.

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181. At 9:08pm on 03 Jun 2009, jollyscubadiver wrote:
why dont they ever point the cameras the right way

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182. At 9:08pm on 03 Jun 2009, Jumbogold wrote:
First Polecat: Is that a Painted Lady?
Second Polecat: No, it's Simon King in drag.

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183. At 9:08pm on 03 Jun 2009, fluffytoesx10 wrote:
Got your equity card yet?

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184. At 9:08pm on 03 Jun 2009, austinthedark wrote:
*Pssst*, *Pssst*, Dave, keep doing what your doing. In a few seconds, we can pinch his lunch and run!

Billy
14

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185. At 9:08pm on 03 Jun 2009, pebbleto wrote:
Where over here!

From Lili age 12 from London

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186. At 9:08pm on 03 Jun 2009, fireyBiggies wrote:
WE'RE BEHIND YOU!!!!!

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187. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, hunnidrop88 wrote:
"Clearly he hasn't quite grasped what we look like..."

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188. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, carfamily wrote:
Who the FOX that?

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189. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, soniacalladine wrote:
he hasn't caught us yet. we've got his wallet what else can we get?

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190. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, sarahe72 wrote:
I told you if we waited long enough we'd spot some :)

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191. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, famousSianyshoe wrote:
"If he's meant to be filming us why doesn't he turn around"!? This was my son Schaeff's suggestion he is 10.

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192. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, birdingmayburys wrote:
For fox sake.... he's pointing the camera in the wrong direction - again !

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193. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, bw40927 wrote:
He would be better of going to "Compare the Polecat.com"

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194. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, geniusSTEWART wrote:
Wow, that Bill Oddie's a lot bigger in real life!

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195. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, brunoslovechild wrote:
Is he looking for a distant russian relative named Aleksandr or cheap car insurance !!!!

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196. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, Highker wrote:
No i dont know what they are either they just appear every year then dissapear

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197. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, jothefox wrote:
...Well, you don't see that everyday...Tut! Trust you not to bring the camera!

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198. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, polecatfan wrote:
Max Clifford has advised us to wait until next week - he is still negotiating

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199. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, chubbynan56 wrote:
I say old chap do you think someone should tell him what a polecat looks like.

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200. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, waynum wrote:
Just my luck! For years I've been trying to film a 'Jamie', I find one in full plumage and I've only gone and forget my camera!

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201. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, royhinks wrote:
caption: 'I told you, it's a man!'
:

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202. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, little_e75 wrote:
Camera........
Action........
Here we have the human beings
they are a strange species
they think they know everything
hahahaha if they only knew !!!!!

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203. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, Trianna3 wrote:
"I've got to hand it to you, I didn't think the fox costume would work"

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204. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, sweetcrazypancake wrote:
awwwwwwww bless he looks so funny

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205. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, goodstig wrote:
"what is that dad" That my son is a human, a dominant spicies off the world. "whats he doing dad" hes trying to film pole cats!! "but dad thats a fox!! i thought they were the no it alls off the world" exactly son, cummon mams hungry lets pinch his sandwiches, he wont need them.

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206. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, suwinfield wrote:
HA HA! He's not in pole position!

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207. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, kathy77 wrote:
It's funny, I know that there are a lot of them about but I've never seen one from the front.

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208. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, antoncott wrote:
it was well worth paying that fox £50.00 to keep him busy...

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209. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, novartb wrote:
" stop being silly and put his wallet back"

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210. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, cathiecaz wrote:
"As soon as the springwatch team shows up foxy lady shows struts her stuff."

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211. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, daniel356 wrote:
I think he's saying "Look, its one of those human idiots with a camera and a hat".

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212. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, Irewatch wrote:
Look over your shoulder, I'm walking behind

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213. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, bextay wrote:
"i thought fox's were sly..... at least WE dont get caught on camera"

Becky Taylor, Suffolk

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214. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, sweetKay123 wrote:
"that fox is such a show off, i bet he will never be a rare species like us, standing in front of all the cameras like that! He is as bad as Britney Spears!"

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215. At 9:09pm on 03 Jun 2009, mikephillipsuk wrote:
Look, I know you're the producer, but do you really think this is the right shot?

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216. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, excellentOttersRock wrote:
D'you think he fancies a cuppa?

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217. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, dkthomson wrote:
If that's a Holland & Holland over-and-under that fox is in for a BIG surprise.

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218. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, Thebadgersongrules wrote:
Right i will wait here whilst you steal his wallet

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219. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, sandSpringboard wrote:
Quick fetch the kids, it's one of those rare camera men filming George

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220. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, ecogurl2k9 wrote:
oooh that fox is such a show-off!!

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221. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, fridge999 wrote:
How long do you think it will take for him to finally realise his camera is facing the wrong way?

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222. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, Magsbirds wrote:
Bring out a camera and the foxes will be there, no wonder they can't get us on film we can't get a look in!

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223. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, carfamily wrote:
If Carlsberg did nature programs he'd PROBABLY see us!!

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224. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, masholly wrote:
"I mean, all they had to do was to look under the sofa!"

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225. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, coolilzbird wrote:
I think he's been hired by bill oddie

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226. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, kirstyturbotlilley wrote:
Have a break, miss a pole cat!!

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227. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, MustBeCool wrote:
I don't think much of this year's big brothers house mates!

From Megan And Nicola Cooper, Bedfordshire.

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228. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, MizzScutts wrote:
"Should have rescued the Dipper, mate!"

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229. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, starsweeneytodd wrote:
"Looks like Franks disguise is working!!!" "Yeah they haven't got a clue mate!!"

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230. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, robbo6054 wrote:
If he drops off again we'll pinch his tripod!!

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231. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, mushroomgrower wrote:
What he doesn't know is that we were extras on "The Great Escape" !!

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232. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, thomasellen wrote:
were behind you!!!!!

By Ellen Byerley. Age 11. Newcastle.

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233. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, rachelp1982 wrote:
...And tonight on Humanwatch we are delighted to confirm that our polecats have been able to find the hide of that notorious creature...the cameraman!

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234. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, cashop wrote:
Ssssh, They're an endangered species, you know!!!!

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235. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, a14njj wrote:
for fox sake Jamie were over here

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236. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, weatherwax1 wrote:
D'you reckon we should tell him to turn around?

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237. At 9:10pm on 03 Jun 2009, fastkenny999 wrote:
AM TELLING YOU, ITS BILL ODDIE...

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238. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, twinklecarolholloway wrote:
Hey, Jamie should have gone to spec savers.

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239. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, nickthebird wrote:
imagine the complete ironry that he can,t spot us.
oh the embassment hahahaha.................!.
don,t say a thing otherthan u haven't seen us RIGHT!.

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240. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, amandajaynes13 wrote:
THAT VIXEN IS SO VAIN.

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241. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, naturenorman wrote:
*sigh* He should have gone to Specsavers...

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242. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, Robin Smith wrote:
"Can't believe you convinced that fox she was on Big Brother how dumb ha ha"

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243. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, rainbowfunnymama wrote:
Whats our oscar doing dressed as a Fox!

SL.Marriott

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244. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, novartb wrote:
"yuckkkk what's that"

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245. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, daringbluejoey wrote:
I'm glad he's not using wing mirrors on his binocs!

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246. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, madsid1 wrote:
The decoys working, quick grab his sandwiches!

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247. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, markymarky69 wrote:
Those fox costumes were a bargain... but why does the label say not to wear in the winter?

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248. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, JNOBLEUK wrote:
"If he thinks she's Foxy, wait until he sees us cats pole dance!"

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249. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, magicjamesormerod wrote:
"Martha, MARTHA !", "Yes Fred?" , "What's this POLECAT and fox thing?, arnt they filming a fish?"

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250. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, cathiecaz wrote:
"Dare you to bite his bum"

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251. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, mpilot wrote:
I thought we'd be on compare-the-polecats.com

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252. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, youngscotbunny wrote:
Still searching? Compare the polecat.com will find them

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253. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, meerkatabob wrote:
You know this place used to be very select. Look over there, they'll let anyone in nowadays, even BBC cameramen!!! Let's give him a run for his money...... tee hee

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254. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, witsender wrote:
OK, Ok, so it's a human, but I'm still not eating the sofa!

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255. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, akaTWOTONE wrote:
Ah! we've foxed them again!

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256. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, stargate1955 wrote:
"and I thought we would be more interesting than the Fox,I guess not"

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257. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, celtqueen wrote:
He should have gone to Specsavers!

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258. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, gojanro wrote:
We're behind you!

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259. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, FrodoTheRodo wrote:
" LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION!!"

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260. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, davidbhall wrote:
They'll never take me with one of those digital cameras . . .

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261. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, kingthin wrote:
I dont know about you but Im not showing my face until I see Bill Oddie

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262. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, bennyminchell wrote:
quick ,stan, get the camra before it goes

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263. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, fridge999 wrote:
How long do you think it will take him to finally realise his camera is facing the wrong way?

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264. At 9:11pm on 03 Jun 2009, canda99 wrote:
quick look!!!!!!! ectoplasm

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265. At 9:12pm on 03 Jun 2009, Gazz1812 wrote:
Every time we come out the camera man is on a chocolate break.

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266. At 9:12pm on 03 Jun 2009, Thebadgersongrules wrote:
we have twenty minuites whilst the fox distracts him i will trip him up and you go for the camera!

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267. At 9:12pm on 03 Jun 2009, Cupboardboy56 wrote:
He thinks they're Foxy but we're Poles apart love.

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268. At 9:12pm on 03 Jun 2009, fireyBiggies wrote:
CHECK OUT THAT FOX!!!!(WINKS)

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269. At 9:12pm on 03 Jun 2009, ufeemie wrote:
You know Roger I love this time of year....there are so many species.... so little time, lets go around the hill and see if there are any oddies out and about.

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270. At 9:12pm on 03 Jun 2009, hounwilliampage58 wrote:
I think they are saying.
"Remember that woman singer on Britain's got more Talent,
Who wants to end up like her."

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271. At 9:12pm on 03 Jun 2009, mungothedog wrote:
He should have gone to compare the Polecat,simples.

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272. At 9:12pm on 03 Jun 2009, Miss_Squirrel wrote:
What do you say to we go and sit next to him the moment he packs up his camera?

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273. At 9:12pm on 03 Jun 2009, shonali_r wrote:
I thought they were filming for the BBC - not the Fox network!

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274. At 9:12pm on 03 Jun 2009, thekempsons wrote:
"Look at him posing over there with his shiney coat and white teeth. That should be me, im better looking then him!"

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275. At 9:12pm on 03 Jun 2009, jamqueen wrote:
He's auditioning for Britain's Got Talent.

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276. At 9:12pm on 03 Jun 2009, xiao-jiao-feng wrote:
oh look there i think its one of thoose lesser spotted camera men we mustnt get down wind of him other wise he will vanish. i belive they are very timid

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277. At 9:12pm on 03 Jun 2009, aga151 wrote:
Think this might be the start of the new www.polecats .com

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278. At 9:12pm on 03 Jun 2009, Codeyhamster wrote:
for the speach bubble how about:
"hey! you got the camera?"
or
"cor look! its a jamie mcferson! probably won't see one of them again!"

(sorry if this is the wrong place to post for this but i am new to the sight and am not quite sure when to post! oh well.)

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279. At 9:12pm on 03 Jun 2009, adrianwarwick wrote:
Do you think he got that camera on expenses? Yeah probs...

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280. At 9:12pm on 03 Jun 2009, Leo26weed wrote:
Ere don't he look a bit foxy????

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281. At 9:12pm on 03 Jun 2009, peware wrote:
Don't show yourself until BILL ODDY shows himself

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282. At 9:12pm on 03 Jun 2009, Smithrr4 wrote:
This is a first for Polecat TV's Spring Watch series. We're proud to bring you a new species to the program...not just a BBC camera man but a BBC camera Man moving in for the close up on a Fox!

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283. At 9:12pm on 03 Jun 2009, morrimyson wrote:
"you did tell foxy this was not crime watch reconstruction?
only spot the human.

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284. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, nickthebird wrote:
TYPICAL that fox is getting more press than us.

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285. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, callystyle wrote:
"Hey Jim dont you think it's funny that the cameraman can't find us?"
"Yep shall we just keep hiding from him and let him carry on filming foxes tring to pose for the camera whilst eating butterflies"

Lol had to.

calum from Huntingdon

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286. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, largeharwood wrote:
should've gone to specsavers

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287. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, Irewatch wrote:
It's a case of Look over your shoulder, I'm walking behind

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288. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, tyler58 wrote:
every time we go on holiday in the spring he's here, I told you we should come later in the season.

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289. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, coolilzbird wrote:
That camera man is to busy eyeing that "foxy" mammy up to have time to look at us!!!

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290. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, scarletblogger wrote:
Told you we'd never get on 'Britain's got Talent'

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291. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, OMG-lolcat wrote:
ROFL I bet one of those pole cats are saying " I'm smiling why wont he look at me"

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292. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, sleepingIgneous wrote:
We set ourselves the task of getting shots of a wildlife cameraman, difficult, but we've done it. Now back to Chris and kate.

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293. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, xonix2 wrote:
"Come on lets go join Ted out there..... Now were did we put the fox costumes?"

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294. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, tom-chap wrote:
I would watch him if i were you. He is a bit sneaky with that thing he is looking through, he watch's you when you are asleep, so be careful of what you do!

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295. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, U14011454 wrote:
Hes a funny lookin polecat! You can see him for one thing. And for another his outfit is so last ferret season!

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296. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, murrell123 wrote:
i wonder what their ment to be filming?

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297. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, canda99 wrote:
let us frolic. They don't film on Friday
.

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298. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, craigm0757 wrote:
"The fox is just showing off. Does he know he's taking a photo of the background?"

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299. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, Beettie wrote:
"Shall we tell Dad he can take off the fox suit now? We've given them a good run around!"

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300. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, vampirekitten07 wrote:
Ok,lets go while the fox is distracting him. You get the rope, i'll get the duct tape and steven can deal with the camera.

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301. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, serenity107 wrote:
well you think we should where a dress boy? Well he might notice us then

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302. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, mongreldogjasp wrote:
Hey, looks like we've outfoxed the cameraman again!

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303. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, Squeaky-mouse wrote:
Springwatch is fantastic- when else do you get such fantastic close-ups of humans?

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304. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, mungothedog wrote:
He should have gone to compare the polecat,simples.

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305. At 9:13pm on 03 Jun 2009, goldfinch22 wrote:
'Why is he just sitting there is he broken'

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306. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, CoolHeidiMarie wrote:
'Poor poor man,
dosnt know what he's missing,hey good job for paying the fox
for distracting him'

From Heidi

Wales

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307. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, ffej30fish wrote:
You should have gone to specsavers!

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308. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, eagleand wrote:
I`m telling you,Gordon Buchanon doing Badgers this year!

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309. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, Ruidha wrote:
Here, that Kate's let herself go a bit?

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310. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, Erictheginger wrote:
Simon, only wants to see us because there are no lions about

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311. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, Thebadgersongrules wrote:
hey thats the fox that mugged me!lets go rob his den he will be distracted for ages with that dumb camera man!

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312. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, Greenie007 wrote:
"look at that fox, he'd do anything to get on TV. Show off!"

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313. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, Voleyoley wrote:
[Those polecats are called Carthincal and Peddistoe]
C:There- there's something. Something in the air, Peddistoe.
P:Something in the---Air?
C:Yes.
P:Tonight?
C:No, its another song. Just forget it, alright? It's just, days like this, watching quickly drawn men in their mid 30's looking at foxes...
P:?

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314. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, hilarywal wrote:
Where's his Kit-Kat?!

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315. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, jhingy wrote:
It's a wildlife cameraman.They used to be quite rare ,but these days they seem to be everywhere!

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316. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, alantrout wrote:
He needs eyes in the back of his head and a camera on his back to film us polecats.

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317. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, maddotty30 wrote:
Whatever she's been payed to do that, Im sure I would have done a better pose for less, only if it was for the front cover though!

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318. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, kirstyturbotlilley wrote:
PULL!

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319. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, murrell123 wrote:
i wish we got to be on tv

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320. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, naturenorman wrote:
He should have taken the lense-cap off...

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321. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, greydustycat wrote:
"He's welcome to the fame, I've seen what reality TV shows can do to you"

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322. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, Ginger247 wrote:
"I think we've outfoxed him?", "He needs to go online to compare the polecat.com to find us!!"

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323. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, partsmart wrote:
"I think we foxed him"

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324. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, foggyworth wrote:
"amazing what you see when you don't bring your camera with you!"

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325. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, Loganpointers wrote:
I think we've outfoxed him !

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326. At 9:14pm on 03 Jun 2009, Liz wrote:
"He's wasting his time, that one's stuffed."

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327. At 9:15pm on 03 Jun 2009, DonnaTee wrote:
"have you got the kitkat?"

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328. At 9:15pm on 03 Jun 2009, Dillyson wrote:
Are you sure he's not from the Daily Telegraph?

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329. At 9:15pm on 03 Jun 2009, orangebendy wrote:
Bill Oddie wouldn't have made Kate eat the sofa, so he can just keep looking!

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330. At 9:15pm on 03 Jun 2009, goldfinch22 wrote:
' You distract him while I grab his wallet'

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331. At 9:15pm on 03 Jun 2009, Robin Smith wrote:
"Im not going on camera that Simon called my cousin Dave a wild Ferret can you believe it blooming cheek"

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332. At 9:15pm on 03 Jun 2009, kiki_wildlifewatcher wrote:
why is he watching that fox? He's seen them before hasn't he and we are in pole position as the 1 animal to look out for. Right? Right?

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333. At 9:15pm on 03 Jun 2009, monkeymerrettman wrote:
And they said the elusive species of cameraman was hard to find.

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334. At 9:15pm on 03 Jun 2009, Major_Ize_Water wrote:
We came specially to see that Simon King, and what do we get ??
some Gordon Buchanan wannabe ........ let's get to Rhum for the rut ...

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335. At 9:15pm on 03 Jun 2009, thejakus wrote:
Do you think he has got his good side?

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336. At 9:15pm on 03 Jun 2009, sargeant92 wrote:
"I wonder if he knows that we're not orange??"

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337. At 9:15pm on 03 Jun 2009, opusthepenguin wrote:
If the paparazzi are here I guess Jordan and Peter have sorted things out

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338. At 9:15pm on 03 Jun 2009, vinemm wrote:
Jamie" The Cat walk is behind you

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339. At 9:15pm on 03 Jun 2009, Billie_great wrote:
I think the wo polecats could say...

"Oh I say!"
"He's sying"
"We mustnt panick"
"Ahhhhhhhhh!"
"Hasta la Vista Foxy"

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340. At 9:15pm on 03 Jun 2009, clattercut wrote:
Well Simon said in the Radio Times that we are very rare. It would embarass him if they found us too easily

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341. At 9:15pm on 03 Jun 2009, EssexAJ wrote:
"Shall I give him a break and show him a polecat ?"

(Have a break , have a kitkat !)

Hehe :))

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342. At 9:15pm on 03 Jun 2009, pebbleto wrote:
Polcat one: Mum is that a rare speices?
Polcat two: No just a common Human.
Polcat one:Whats it's name.
Polcat two:I belive that one is called Simon.

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343. At 9:15pm on 03 Jun 2009, laalbuchie wrote:
Yeah he's ok but he's not Bill Oddie is he?

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344. At 9:15pm on 03 Jun 2009, wildOzzbod wrote:
Look it is just as I told you it is a lesser spotted Simon King, he is harder to film than us.

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345. At 9:15pm on 03 Jun 2009, compubob wrote:
Smile you're on candid (Springwatch) camera

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346. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, crackedtoothboy1998 wrote:
i thought he was looking for us? We may as well be invisible! I bet if I nibbled his toes he'de take so long to switch the camrer on i could run away!

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347. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, simon wrote:
do you think his legs are numb yet?
i do hope so he he he.

from simon in clifton

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348. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, coistyuk1 wrote:
right son this species here is a male human and whatever you do stay away from them they always try to film you and take photos of you oh and some of them smell a lot hehe

from kev in glasgow

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349. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, jwgcambs wrote:
-ahem-
we're ready for our close up now !!

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350. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, Thebadgersongrules wrote:
Quick go and get your camera!
there's a human over here!

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351. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, Swallow-Soph wrote:
well, we have tried getting cats, foxes, rabbits to be the main view on TV, we will be running out of ideas soon, or maybe we could get Bill Oddie to make a suprise apperance, make him wear a polecat outfit and dance to the can can, that should keep them off our trial for a while!!!!!!!!

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352. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, novartb wrote:
" can we keep him"

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353. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, nikkigrows wrote:
"Don't tell me, you've left the gas on again? Every time we get close fame!"

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354. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, Fleur_river1 wrote:
Alfred? do you think he realises thats a fox not a polecat?

Sarah/kent

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355. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, hamsters-really-rule wrote:
nah nah nah nah
or
We can see you but you can't see us
or
I wonder if that sofa is ever going to be eaten

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356. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, goldLabtec wrote:
" How much longer does Dad have to wear that foxes outfit?"

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357. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, Rockcat2009 wrote:
I say polecat, you say polecats, polecats have got talent it the polecat rap

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358. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, whiteravens wrote:
Quick Roy! "grab youre camera its one of those men again".

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359. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, clearrussell wrote:
Whats he filming him for? OY! OVER HERE!!!!!
He turns up every spring

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360. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, Rower247 wrote:
"Pssssssst!" "Simples"

Rower247

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361. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, princeianmcl wrote:
im glad you thought of the wooden fox,leaves us in peace.

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362. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, dynamicgoldfinch wrote:
Huh! and he calls himself a cameraman.

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363. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, gloriousredpoll1 wrote:
Its no good Polly he must have his mobile turned off!!

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364. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, bonnyisabear wrote:
Mmmh, I wonder when he's flying back to Africa?

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365. At 9:16pm on 03 Jun 2009, cadet5 wrote:
I think you should start eating that sofa now that we've seen a wild Springwatch presenter!

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366. At 9:17pm on 03 Jun 2009, TomButtons wrote:
"Oh shoot i've forgot the camera!"

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367. At 9:17pm on 03 Jun 2009, Dunc wrote:
"Shall you tell him, or shall I"

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368. At 9:17pm on 03 Jun 2009, thejakus wrote:
Do you want to tell him, or shall I?......That's a fox, not a polecat.

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369. At 9:17pm on 03 Jun 2009, natureRic wrote:
"george you promised me we would get on the telly now go get his attention, bite him or something"

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370. At 9:17pm on 03 Jun 2009, digitalCarole wrote:
Hee Hee. We outfoxed Jamie again!!!!

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371. At 9:17pm on 03 Jun 2009, U14011454 wrote:
'Honestly! A flash of her tail and a flick of her whiskers and she's got men queuing round the sand dune!'

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372. At 9:17pm on 03 Jun 2009, neonladysally wrote:
should have gone to spec savers

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373. At 9:17pm on 03 Jun 2009, carfamily wrote:
That polecat from Chenobyl is hogging the limelight again!

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374. At 9:17pm on 03 Jun 2009, serenity107 wrote:
we've obbiously not got the X-Factor. You right about that we need to dance like diversity.

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375. At 9:17pm on 03 Jun 2009, yakums wrote:
do you think he will get tired looking for us?
I dunno, but im getting tired hiding from him !!!

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376. At 9:17pm on 03 Jun 2009, prettytrickyt wrote:
"See i told you they where real, not a figment of my imagination!"

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377. At 9:17pm on 03 Jun 2009, scottyblogger wrote:
as you an see dear, humans are very stupid and distracted easly. he cant see wood for trees.

lol ,scotty

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378. At 9:17pm on 03 Jun 2009, MoiraAV wrote:
Are we still going to wait for David Attenborough?

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379. At 9:17pm on 03 Jun 2009, iamriachu wrote:
it's always the common folk who get all the attention

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380. At 9:17pm on 03 Jun 2009, Vmingocat wrote:
When's he gonna realise, were like time the time he's wasting, one minute its there thenext it isn't

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381. At 9:17pm on 03 Jun 2009, claudiamellalieu wrote:
I'M WAITING FOR JOHN AITCHISON. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

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382. At 9:17pm on 03 Jun 2009, Thebadgersongrules wrote:
do you think he has left the keys in his car?

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383. At 9:17pm on 03 Jun 2009, Goshawk89 wrote:
"so it looks like kate humble isnt going to be eating the springwatch sofa after all"

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384. At 9:17pm on 03 Jun 2009, Codeyhamster wrote:
now from my mum:
"hope he likes our fox disguises!"

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385. At 9:18pm on 03 Jun 2009, Liz wrote:
"should we show ourselves now or after springwatch has finished?"

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386. At 9:18pm on 03 Jun 2009, blondemadredsquirrel wrote:
"does he not know what a polecat looks like?"

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387. At 9:18pm on 03 Jun 2009, clairek123 wrote:
" who's watching who? "

claire keys.

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388. At 9:18pm on 03 Jun 2009, ScottishEcolizzie wrote:
He should've gone to Specsavers...

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389. At 9:18pm on 03 Jun 2009, mightyMillsy123 wrote:
great you made me put on my best fur and he isnt even looking at us

thank you :)

by Jack Mills

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390. At 9:18pm on 03 Jun 2009, Yellow-Rose77 wrote:
EITHER:-

"That Bill, give him 5 min and a make up box and he can fool anybody, even the experts."

Or

"We must give Freddy the fox a pay rise, he makes such a good decoy - we can now sneak off to the pub without the BBC filming us!!"

Or

"They seek us here, they seek us there,
over hill and valley and sea,
But polecats are too clever,
to be filmed by the BBC!"

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391. At 9:18pm on 03 Jun 2009, chno7534 wrote:
"If that's Attenborough, we must be the last ones?"!

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392. At 9:18pm on 03 Jun 2009, silveralex48 wrote:
the flippin camera hogger

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393. At 9:18pm on 03 Jun 2009, Thebadgersongrules wrote:
Quick he nearly spotted us lets get our fox suits on lads!

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394. At 9:18pm on 03 Jun 2009, crackedtoothboy1998 wrote:
I thought he was looking for us? We may as well be invisable! I bet if I nibbled his toe that he'd take so long to switch the camera on Id be able to run away!

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395. At 9:18pm on 03 Jun 2009, Vmingocat wrote:
We'd show up for David, but him, nah

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396. At 9:18pm on 03 Jun 2009, alelover wrote:
Fox cubs! How incredibly common.

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397. At 9:18pm on 03 Jun 2009, tiptopdrewy wrote:
when he turns round, act like a polecat

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398. At 9:18pm on 03 Jun 2009, mothervixen wrote:
Well Kate if we stay up wind we may observe this unusal breed without disturbing it.

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399. At 9:18pm on 03 Jun 2009, Thebadgersongrules wrote:
Baffled!!

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400. At 9:18pm on 03 Jun 2009, oomalamalama wrote:
You join us live in Wales, and I'm sorry to report that once again the pesky Bill Oddie has eluded us, and all we've got for the fifth night running is reams and reams of footage of that human we've called Fat Simon.

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401. At 9:18pm on 03 Jun 2009, natu806 wrote:
you know? i think he must be new at this.....

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402. At 9:19pm on 03 Jun 2009, Midgleymob wrote:
I am not going on telly till Bill Oddies back.

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403. At 9:19pm on 03 Jun 2009, mrbobby6 wrote:
cannot believe that reynard has fallen for the you disract him and there is a chicken in it for you gag again.

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404. At 9:19pm on 03 Jun 2009, thejakus wrote:
Hey Bruce, This "Humanwatch 2009" is so much better than last year!

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405. At 9:19pm on 03 Jun 2009, peteleighton wrote:
Are you sure this is the audition for "Wind in the Willows"?

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406. At 9:19pm on 03 Jun 2009, nickthebird wrote:
so should u go or i go and let him know he is totally looking at nthe wrong direction or do u aggree that we should keep quite about this and just have him carry on looking for us?.

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407. At 9:19pm on 03 Jun 2009, heresjohnny666 wrote:
"So this is our first date, people watching.. You know you're a real cheapskate'

Jody

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408. At 9:19pm on 03 Jun 2009, serenity107 wrote:
you been on the cable again, why you say that, I see people with cameras and they don't see me.

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409. At 9:19pm on 03 Jun 2009, Diana-of-west-parley wrote:
I don't believe it, we've been outfoxed yet again. That's every night this week.

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410. At 9:19pm on 03 Jun 2009, apolecatontv wrote:
tap him on the right shoulder, and run to the left and we will hide! :D

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411. At 9:19pm on 03 Jun 2009, hughesie16 wrote:
wow its the first time we have seen humans on springwatch

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412. At 9:19pm on 03 Jun 2009, spiny73 wrote:
See? I told you it was sure thing. Leave a fox out as bait and sooner or later you'll attract a wildlife camera man.

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413. At 9:19pm on 03 Jun 2009, kenelks wrote:
I was hoping to get Bill Oddie's autograph but that's not him!

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414. At 9:19pm on 03 Jun 2009, blossomingbeauty wrote:
Is he still at it! I mean come on, you'd think he'd take the hint by now, wouldn't you?

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415. At 9:19pm on 03 Jun 2009, earthtabitha wrote:

Cor I bet he drinks Carling black Label!!!

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416. At 9:19pm on 03 Jun 2009, spectacularjaycee wrote:
I think he should try findthepolecat.com

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417. At 9:19pm on 03 Jun 2009, Andycoughlan1 wrote:
Those foxes are very rare.They been trying to get them on BBC TV all week!!!!!! Nice one Chris!!!!

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418. At 9:19pm on 03 Jun 2009, cityrea wrote:
Is that elle McPherson ? no it's that stupid Jamie McPherson.

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419. At 9:19pm on 03 Jun 2009, coughdroplou wrote:
Gaw...Blimey..What a beautee!

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420. At 9:19pm on 03 Jun 2009, Elainesrobin wrote:
A wolf in sheeps clothing!
Haven't you heard of a polecat in fox fur?

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421. At 9:20pm on 03 Jun 2009, magicjamesormerod wrote:
"He is such a foxy guy HMMMMMM!!", "I don't care for the camera man though!"

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422. At 9:20pm on 03 Jun 2009, silveralex48 wrote:
hey you over here we are here aswell to you know

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423. At 9:20pm on 03 Jun 2009, tenchman10 wrote:
I think someone should tell him that, that is not a polecat.

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424. At 9:20pm on 03 Jun 2009, happygemmawemma wrote:
Yeah great laugh. But seriously we should get Bob out of there and out of his costume before that human realises. Besides, Bob won't stop going on about how HE was on T.V!

Gemma (age 12)

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425. At 9:20pm on 03 Jun 2009, Thebadgersongrules wrote:
And this ladies and gentelmen is a human; and now we turn over to our camera man boris the fox!

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426. At 9:20pm on 03 Jun 2009, pebbleto wrote:
That fox is a pole apart from us. How can he not see the diffrence

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427. At 9:20pm on 03 Jun 2009, northerncartwrights wrote:
'How long do you think it'll take before he realises that fox is a cardboard cut-out?'

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428. At 9:20pm on 03 Jun 2009, clairek123 wrote:
"who's watching who?"

claire keys.

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429. At 9:20pm on 03 Jun 2009, welshdude31 wrote:
do you think if we made enough noise,he might actually notice us and do the job that he's here to do.........film us,instead of filming every foxy lady that passes by!!!!!!!!!!!!

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430. At 9:20pm on 03 Jun 2009, janenickcats wrote:
If he thinks im standing in front of that camera you've got another think coming look what happened to Sue Boyle

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431. At 9:20pm on 03 Jun 2009, Vmingocat wrote:
If you're looking for something it's better to now what it looks like first.

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432. At 9:20pm on 03 Jun 2009, flubber2kool wrote:
" See before us a find example of the wildlife camerman. I believe that this one is the often spotted Jamie McPherson. See how he crouches behind the camera in the classic stance of the cameraman, just waiting to catch his prey in the lens of his camera."

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433. At 9:20pm on 03 Jun 2009, laalbuchie wrote:
"Come on Rupert its only a Rubiks cube, I did it in 3 minutes!!"

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434. At 9:20pm on 03 Jun 2009, dancingfan wrote:
They're fascinating creatures, they're spotted somewhere twice a year now, and increasing in numbers, yet we've never been able to catch them mating!

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435. At 9:20pm on 03 Jun 2009, missboltongirl wrote:
Typical, he spends all series moaning about not catching us on film and the day you decide to show your face, who do you find him filming? those bloomin foxes yet again! You had your chance Mr.King, you had your chance.

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436. At 9:20pm on 03 Jun 2009, apolecatontv wrote:
go and tie his shoe laces together and we'll film him falling over! :D

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437. At 9:20pm on 03 Jun 2009, Lynzi_n_Eel wrote:
Do your Susan Boyle impression, that should get his attention!

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438. At 9:20pm on 03 Jun 2009, crackedtoothboy1998 wrote:
I thought he was looking for us? We may as well be invisable to them! I bet if I nibbled his toe's he'd take so long to switch the camera on I'd be able to run away!

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439. At 9:20pm on 03 Jun 2009, davidpmarshall wrote:
I think we've foxed him again!

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440. At 9:21pm on 03 Jun 2009, csme55ex wrote:
polecat one ,them fox's wind me up
polecat two , yer me to there allways showing off in front of the camera you never see us polecats doing that
polecat one , of course not we aint that shallow

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441. At 9:21pm on 03 Jun 2009, diamondcabernet wrote:
Ha ha ha do you think if we sit here long enough that idiot will turn around?

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442. At 9:21pm on 03 Jun 2009, tangoka wrote:
Shall we tell him he's got the lens cap on?

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443. At 9:21pm on 03 Jun 2009, serenity107 wrote:
next time let's bring our own camera and film them, yeah we can send it in to you have been framed

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444. At 9:21pm on 03 Jun 2009, Loganpointers wrote:
You know these eye masks really are the perfect disguise

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445. At 9:21pm on 03 Jun 2009, Thebadgersongrules wrote:
I fart in his general direction!

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446. At 9:21pm on 03 Jun 2009, webby34 wrote:
OI! Mate are you blind or something were over here

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447. At 9:21pm on 03 Jun 2009, deimos10013 wrote:
Do you think he is one of these redundant M.P's with his super-duper
expences free camera?

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448. At 9:21pm on 03 Jun 2009, chappers6 wrote:
Yes i can definitely see why he is filming them, they have lovely red coats. Well come on, we've got to go and pick the car up from the garage!!!

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449. At 9:21pm on 03 Jun 2009, earthk wrote:
these camera men need to get a propper job how boring !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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450. At 9:21pm on 03 Jun 2009, megmogtopdog wrote:
Typical! One of them chooses to appear in the one place we don't have a camera set up. The viewers will never believe us you know.

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451. At 9:21pm on 03 Jun 2009, 2Puddlets wrote:
What a cheeky he thinks that animal is more foxy than us?

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452. At 9:21pm on 03 Jun 2009, Bloggeroony wrote:
At last - the Springwatch Team. I thought we were only going to see foxes and rabbits.

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453. At 9:21pm on 03 Jun 2009, psychophysio wrote:
Is that the rare lesses spotted cameraman. Always difficult to catch a sight of.

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454. At 9:21pm on 03 Jun 2009, matthewse wrote:
We should have bought more than one fox fancy dress costume, I need to go out!

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455. At 9:21pm on 03 Jun 2009, Robin Smith wrote:
"I don't think much is going to happen.....fancy a pint?"

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456. At 9:21pm on 03 Jun 2009, serenity107 wrote:
should have went to speacksavers, yeah he spots a fox and not us

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457. At 9:22pm on 03 Jun 2009, megascottie wrote:
wish we had brought the camera first time i have seen a wild human

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458. At 9:22pm on 03 Jun 2009, flubber2kool wrote:
" See before us a fine example of the wildlife camerman. I believe that this one is the often spotted Jamie McPherson. See how he crouches behind the camera in the classic stance of the cameraman, just waiting to catch his prey in the lens of his camera."

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459. At 9:22pm on 03 Jun 2009, BarleycornTed wrote:
Well he did say that Fox suit would work!

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460. At 9:22pm on 03 Jun 2009, ippysue wrote:
so, what do you think of it so far?

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461. At 9:22pm on 03 Jun 2009, chipnam wrote:
I said 'go to polecat.com not polkadot fox common'

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462. At 9:22pm on 03 Jun 2009, linda_mayne wrote:
I know we are called polecats, but he doesn't have to keep his camera pointed north ALL the time surely?

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463. At 9:22pm on 03 Jun 2009, abnsan wrote:
"the poor man has been sat there for days shall we show ourselves now"

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464. At 9:22pm on 03 Jun 2009, Stephenpmoore wrote:
So it's agreed, we're not showing ourselves until Richard Attenborough turns up!

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465. At 9:22pm on 03 Jun 2009, sarahhunter82 wrote:
"Right, go get the 'fat cat suit' lets see if we can fool him again!"

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466. At 9:22pm on 03 Jun 2009, TW1ZZLE wrote:
Ok. I guess its a fox trot before a Pole Dance.

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467. At 9:22pm on 03 Jun 2009, terrorchicken1 wrote:
"Good thing we got Jamie too dress up and get the camera man off the scent".

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468. At 9:22pm on 03 Jun 2009, dart17pdc wrote:
You only see them in the spring

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469. At 9:22pm on 03 Jun 2009, Thebadgersongrules wrote:
do you think that it is time to get the protest signs out?

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470. At 9:23pm on 03 Jun 2009, bright-eyedMelsea wrote:
I've told you already, I am not going on camera with these dark patches round my eyes.

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471. At 9:23pm on 03 Jun 2009, wildOzzbod wrote:
Do you think if I went up and bit him he might see me and put me on Springwatch has talent?

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472. At 9:23pm on 03 Jun 2009, hamsters-really-rule wrote:
We have a cracking veiw of the greater hatted simon king rarely seen in these parts are you going to tell him were behind him?
or
his been out pole catted
or
1 nil to the the polecats 0 to simon king

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473. At 9:23pm on 03 Jun 2009, Lynzi_n_Eel wrote:
And if we stay very still, we may see the female approach. We've yet to catch the mating process on camera but this might be the year....

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474. At 9:23pm on 03 Jun 2009, coughdroplou wrote:
Gaw Blimey!....What a beauteee!

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475. At 9:23pm on 03 Jun 2009, birder14 wrote:
we should have lent him (the fox) a zorro mask - i swear we're invisible when we wear them...

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476. At 9:23pm on 03 Jun 2009, treborreklaw wrote:
"look its the elusive springwatch cameraman You don't see that everyday"

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477. At 9:23pm on 03 Jun 2009, Thebadgersongrules wrote:
have you got the duck tape?

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478. At 9:23pm on 03 Jun 2009, Yellow-Rose77 wrote:

Now Polecat Attenborough presents "Human Watch",
Tonight the strange habbits of the camera man.......

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479. At 9:23pm on 03 Jun 2009, sparrowden wrote:
Springwatch? No way, I'm not putting in an appearance for anyone but David Attenborough.

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480. At 9:23pm on 03 Jun 2009, chuffchuffchiff wrote:
we're leading him a merry (pole) dance

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481. At 9:23pm on 03 Jun 2009, andsetches wrote:
"it's a shame he doesn't have eyes in the back of his head!"

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482. At 9:24pm on 03 Jun 2009, sarahhunter82 wrote:
Fred....fred....this bubblegum makes HUGE bubbles...look!

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483. At 9:24pm on 03 Jun 2009, gold53crest wrote:
'I think he should update his SAT NAV!'

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484. At 9:24pm on 03 Jun 2009, blossomingbeauty wrote:
Look at him, the show off, posing infront of the camera. He's already got a big enough head as it is!

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485. At 9:24pm on 03 Jun 2009, Trevcro wrote:
"Look, I know they still haven't spotted us, but keeping 'downwind of people' isn't exactly my idea of fun".

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486. At 9:24pm on 03 Jun 2009, BarleycornTed wrote:
Those Redcoats are always playing the audience.

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487. At 9:24pm on 03 Jun 2009, LACEPOTS wrote:
Welcome back to Springwatch with Kate and Chris and, Oh look there by that fox a lesser spotted human Male I think

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488. At 9:24pm on 03 Jun 2009, cleverredsquirrel wrote:
I think our little game of hide and seek is driving him up the pole, Kat!

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489. At 9:24pm on 03 Jun 2009, daddyfimister wrote:
On 3, 1......3 ready, steady, charge.

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490. At 9:24pm on 03 Jun 2009, supanannyc wrote:
i told you he should have gone to spec save

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491. At 9:24pm on 03 Jun 2009, kat-the-mat wrote:
"That 'computer hacking crash course' paid of Gerry. I spent hours last night deleting all of those 'polecat sightings' off the Springwatch site."

^_^

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492. At 9:24pm on 03 Jun 2009, glasshellosa wrote:
"Whose turn is it to dress up in the fat cat costume and eat all the food?"

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493. At 9:24pm on 03 Jun 2009, ladyheyes wrote:
Bill says we've got to stay out of shot until he gets back! I'm all for that he's still the greatest.

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494. At 9:24pm on 03 Jun 2009, wildlife4life wrote:
His GPPS must not be working .Whats a GPPS? Oh thats an easy one it means Gobal Polecat Positioning System.

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495. At 9:25pm on 03 Jun 2009, Thebadgersongrules wrote:
i will tie him up and you tape his mouth then we drag him into the bushes and pee on him!
That will serve him right for filming foxes over us!

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496. At 9:25pm on 03 Jun 2009, Lulu53smile wrote:
Ha! Outfoxed him once again! Once I have perfected my 'pole' dance, I will put on a show worth waiting for!

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497. At 9:25pm on 03 Jun 2009, billy_hitchcock wrote:
'looks like jamie's lost his magic touch.'

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498. At 9:25pm on 03 Jun 2009, poghannah wrote:
Right, now, who can shout bogeys the loudest without him noticing?

Great programme, Hannahxxx

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499. At 9:25pm on 03 Jun 2009, redremarkablewildcat wrote:
You don't see one of those everyday now do you percy?

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500. At 9:25pm on 03 Jun 2009, kiteflightfamily wrote:
Is it? Is it? is... No, that's not Simon King!!!!!

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