Song: Chappers' Showstopper
Lewis off of Chelmsford has been back on with a song for Chappers to sing.
We think this could be the Pet Shop Boys entering songs under an alias!
"I'm calling it "Showstopper". I even managed to fit in a John Barnes style rap, to be performed by the Scott Mills character."
Sing along too - he's sent us the lyrics.
But now I've got my very own song
I don't have to share the spotlight with Scott anymore
I'm going solo, I don't need Dave
I'd like to take this chance to say
Not even guide dogs are allowed in the auditorium today
You wanted a showstopper
Well here it is, it's Chappers
or Mark or sometimes Chopper
(None of which are actually his real name)
I do the sport but there's so much more to me
You're listening to Chappers on the BBC
Hit them with your rhymes, MC Scott Mills
You've got to make them laugh
You've got to make them cry
You've got to wow the crowd
like Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
If you don't you might
find yourself unemployed
You could lose your sports
presenting job to Little Lloyd
Cricket and Football
and all that other stuff
Never really interested me
but when Chappers is on
it makes it alright
Unless he starts banging on
about Man United