And the winner is...
I'm typing this in the afterglow of the SONY Radio awards ceremony last night, I still can't believe that we won! It was a mad rush of events for me that day; one minute I was doing my little thing in the West End complete with my hooded top, the next minute I'm in a cab rushing at breakneck speed to a swanky Park Lane hotel. Inside was plush, there were loads of celebs there and everybody was dressed to the nines all awaiting the announcement of the results.
Quite a few people seemed to already know me and everyone was asking that if we won, would I be doing a poem? As the night went on, it was getting more tense. I looked around at this glitzy gathering and glamorous occasion to pen together a few words of inspiration. I spoke with Nic the producer and we figured that he'd do all the thanks-you's while I end it with some verse. Yet in the back of my mind, I was still counting on Russell and Matt to make some last-minute blazing Wrestlemania style entrance on motobikes and save us from going up alone.
The moment came, the drama had reached it's peak as they announced:'And the winner is.....The Russell Brand Show!!'. The crowd cheered, women got excited, people's passions were ignited and then??
A skinny white guy and a bald-headed black dude in a red shirt got up on stage and mumbled some poetry in front of a heavily inebriated crowd (it was not easy).
My mind went blank, I wanted to say something significant about the Revolution, freedom of speech and the unity of man. Instead, I just looked at my image being broadcast on the big screen and said 'Wow! doesn't my head look big?!' (cringe, cringe, cringe!).
Russell & Matt congratulations, you guys are geniuses but next time........BE THERE!!!
A Recognition of Transmission
Cast your eyes and look beyond the prizes,
Beyond the accolades,
Beyond the acclaim,
Beyond the other nominees,
Staring solemnly,
And wishing longingly for the stage,
Realise that time is merely borrowed,
As yesterday's tomorrows formed today,
And recognise us as a group of guys who pursued and followed,
That oh-so foolish sorrow...
A dream to entertain.
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Congratulations guys!
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
Gee you did a great job, and looked very nice (your head isn't big!!).
The award is very much deserved.
xoxo
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congarts well deserved
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Evening all,
Ive just come back from spending a lovely time with my bezza mate bex i feel all refreshed and ready to take anything on now!! Beck and her littleun ceri are so good to me they treat me like family so patient and caring, i cant stand having me in my domain for more than two hours i start getting all irritable and moody me likes my own company a bit too much sometimes!!!!!
Anyway Russell Bex and I put your dvd on the other night we were really enjoying the stand up when the damn dvd decided to freeze!!! We could only get the extras up, thought you sending yourself up as a characture of yourself with matt was hilarious, its weird coz if you were`nt all camp and really did wear a baseball cap and `normal` clothes you would just be like the blokes up the pub!!!!!!!!!! (amazing how you morphed into that character!!!) Watched loads of other clips which were equally as funny apart from one which I havea to say did disturb me slightly, whats all this nonsense with Sharon Smith (your STYLIST) putting on your trousers and having to dress you like you were a bloody toddler, what the heck is that all about?????? Why cant you dress yourself what you playing at you naughty man come on there`s no need for that, and Sharon should know better pandering to you like that!!!!!
(U ARE NOT THE MESSIAH YOU ARE A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!!!) And another thing........ Becky was not impressed by your vulgarity that was the theme of the show on saturday night, come on love you dont have to stoop to that level your very intelligant but if you keep making references about shaggin your fans and going down the smutty route it will just trivialise all the hard work you have put in recently. Im so proud you have made it in America I really want you to fufill all your dreams Russell but if you keep being filthy all the time it will pervert the minds of your teenage fans who admire you so much. Well done on acheiving your award working for the BBC is an honour, so dont go trashing that show because it brings a different element to radio and you have such a big fan base who get such fufillment from listening to you, so please cut out the filth your all too clever for that.
Sending you a Big fat hug.
K xxxxxxx
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PS: Pampers are in the post to Sharon so she can wipe your backside for you!!! I hope that will validate her postition as a STYLIST!!!!!!!! (how degrading!!!!!!)
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what's going on with this blog and the comments?
CtD xxxx
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