1. Marge Simpson - y'know, she's only been in ONE film but blue-haired Marge still rocks the showbiz world's most recognisable 'do. How much hairspray does this woman use everyday?
2. Princess Leia - from the first batch of Star Wars movies where Carrie Fisher buried what looked liked some kind of giant pretzel on the sides of her head. Well, this was 'a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away' so who knows what styles were in? Her mum, Queen Amidala (Natalie Portman), was no stranger to serious hair sculpting too.
3. Johnny Depp in most things - always afraid of just being 'the pretty boy', Mr Depp goes to great lengths to look way out in his movies. Personal hair faves include the shiny bob of Willy Wonka and the grungey rats' tails of Jack Sparrow. His Mad Hatter in next year's Alice In Wonderland will continue the trend...
4. Edward Cullen - what else would a troubled teen vampire have but serious bed hair? This kind of ruffled, can't-be-bothered is no easy feat though. One ruffle too many and you'll be more Jedward than Edward.
5. Foxxy Cleopatra - waaaay before Jamie Archer hit our TV screens, Beyonce 'fro-ed out with her nod to the 70s in Goldmember. Austin Powers, understandably, was smitten.
This Is It - Jacko's residency at the 02 in London might never have happened but this docu that uses rehearsal footage shows you just how good it would've been. MJ looks like a man at the top of his game, only making the pic all the more poignant. 4 stars.
An Education - Coming-of-age Brit flick about a 60s teenage girl faced with a choice of university or marriage to an exciting older man. A great performance from lead Carey Mulligan although the darker elements of the story could've been played up to more. It's a bit too nice. 3 stars.
9 - Post-apocalyptic animation about a group of top secret robots who are the only survivors of a vicious war. They may be tiny but it's up to them to get the world back on track. It's beautifully dark and expertly made but fails to pack a real emo punch. 3 stars.
Dead Man Running - more Danny Dyer geezer fun, so cockerney you half expect to see Dick Van Dyke dancing around the rooftops with a load of chimney sweeps. The story of a guy scrabbling around for 100K to pay back a loan shark (a terrible 50 Cent) is ropey but it's frothy enough to get by. 2 stars.
Fantastic Mr Fox - George Clooney voices the furry wonder in this loose adaptation of Roald Dahl's kiddy classic. The American voices and boho style might wind up purists but once you get into it, this tale of animals vs humans is bloomin' full of nerdy brilliance. 4 stars.
Saw 6 - forget the plot (the writers have) and wallow in the ludicrously entertaining torture scenes which remain as good as ever. Caution - contains extremely bad acting. 3 stars.
Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant - cashing in on the vamp trend, this colourful story of two mates turned into rival bloodsuckers has a great, freakshow feel to it but never gets off the ground with the drama. 2 stars.
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