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Listed below are comments made by sternpaddler between Thursday, 3rd September 2009 and Thursday, 26th November 2009.

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Caption Competition 5:40pm on 26 Nov 2009 All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players…..seeking the bubble reputation.
Wm Shakespeare
Caption Competition 12:16pm on 20 Nov 2009 "I did 'ave one go off under me once y'know. - Did a bit of damage to my ..er, to my er...."
"Rectum?"
"Well it didn't do 'em any good, that's for sure."
Caption Competition 10:55am on 30 Oct 2009 Further investigation indicates that old Hobbits do, indeed, die hard.
Caption Competition 10:41am on 30 Oct 2009 Just when you thought you were too old to work even at Walmart, they unveil their first Coffin-Aisle Greeter - giving employment hopes to the really really aged.
Caption Competition 3:42pm on 29 Oct 2009 Nantucket’s young man’s death was a gaffe,
But the young man did die with a laugh.
Though his shop’s now short handed,
He’s thrilled, to be candid,
With the size of his skeleton staff.
Caption Competition 12:31pm on 29 Oct 2009 cor - look 'at the 'ead on that bier
Caption Competition 12:57pm on 08 Oct 2009 The participants were soon to find that the "John Smith" fence was nothing compared to the upcoming "Young Man from Nantucket" fence.
Caption Competition 2:56pm on 03 Sep 2009 ….and the lady in white on the far end is Ms Bobbit, who’s relationship with her latest boyfriend from Nantucket has just ended after she broke it off.

(Sorry - clarification of #141)
Caption Competition 2:32pm on 03 Sep 2009 ..and the lady on the end is Ms Bobbit - her relationship with her latest boyfriend from Nantucket has just ended after she broke it off.
Caption Competition 2:22pm on 03 Sep 2009 (Skater boy to woman at far end))
Can I 'ave it back please Ms Bobbit?

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