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Listed below are comments made by GOADOCWATSON between Thursday, 18th June 2009 and Friday, 19th June 2009.

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Iain Carter's US Open Diary 11:58am on 19 Jun 2009 "ridiculously narrow fairways and brutal rough, and the greens are often like concrete". Yes, the British Open at Turnberry next month should be a true test of golfing ability. And don't forget that other annoying little contribution to links golf - the wind that reverses from morning to evening. Gosh, it won't be fair. Why bother watching it?
Iain Carter's US Open Diary 7:28pm on 18 Jun 2009 I have always enjoyed watching The Majors on TV. After a few pints of a Sunday lunchtime and a late roast dinner, to settle down in front of the box to the excitement and wonderful scenery of Georgia, and the dulcit tones and witty commentary of the incomparable Peter Allis was an annual event not be missed which ranked alongside the Morecambe and Wise Christmas show. One thing always annoyed me though. Something along these lines...

AT-THE-TEE INTERVIEW WITH SPECTATOR AT US OPEN GOLF CHAMPIONSHIP

INTERVIEWER: Hi there Sir. Adam Middiot from K.R.A.P. News. Whats your name?
SPECTATOR: Hi. Im Marvin.
INTERVIEWER: Well, Marvin, you look like youve enjoyed the golf today.
SPECTATOR: Yeah. I sure have.
INTERVIEWER: And whos your favourite player?
SPECTATOR: UhItsuh...goddammitoh yeahthat Cat Forest guy.
INTERVIEWER: Cat Forest? You mean Tiger Woods.
SPECTATOR: Yeah. Hes good too.
INTERVIEWER: And did you cheer him on the tee?
SPECTATOR: Yeah. I always shout for the Cat. I said Get in the hole! but I dont think he heard me cos a load of dumb schmucks were shouting Youre the Man. Hell, they say that to everybody.
INTERVIEWER: And do you shout anything to the other players?
SPECTATOR: Yeah. I shout Get in the hole!.
INTERVIEWER: But this is a 475 yard par five. Theres never been a hole-in-one here and there never will be. Nobody will ever even reach the green from here.
SPECTATOR: Green???

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