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Listed below are comments made by easyflightportal between Friday, 19th June 2009 and Friday, 19th June 2009.

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Greenpeace spoof 10:46am on 19 Jun 2009 Humans produce little effect on Climate change.

All the greenpeace idiots cannot prove at all that humans have done so.

Cows, on the other hand, produce tons of methane per week, which is depleting the ozone layer.

But, cows are useful. We eat them (yummy) and McDonalds would be out of business if cows were banned (and the Indian population who worship cows would not like it either)

So, what do we do ?

Let's build many more nuclear power stations, we could ask IRAN and North Korea for assistance, they seem to be producing lots of Uranium at the moment. Hmmm. Nice warm test sites,

Let's use the nuclear testing sites of IRAN and North Korea as themal pools, fill them with water, and pump it to the north and south poles.

Sure the Penguins and Polar bears would appreciate the global tempratures rising by at least 20' C (i.e. upto -20'c)

(note to editor / moderator)
Keep up the good work, glad to see my (non payment of) licence fees are keeping you all in a job, as I relax here in Malaga, Spain.
Greenpeace spoof 10:46am on 19 Jun 2009 Humans produce little effect on Climate change.

All the greenpeace idiots cannot prove at all that humans have done so.

Cows, on the other hand, produce tons of methane per week, which is depleting the ozone layer.

But, cows are useful. We eat them (yummy) and McDonalds would be out of business if cows were banned (and the Indian population who worship cows would not like it either)

So, what do we do ?

Let's build many more nuclear power stations, we could ask IRAN and North Korea for assistance, they seem to be producing lots of Uranium at the moment. Hmmm. Nice warm test sites,

Let's use the nuclear testing sites of IRAN and North Korea as themal pools, fill them with water, and pump it to the north and south poles.

Sure the Penguins and Polar bears would appreciate the global tempratures rising by at least 20' C (i.e. upto -20'c)

(note to editor / moderator)
Keep up the good work, glad to see my (non payment of) licence fees are keeping you all in a job, as I relax here in Malaga, Spain.

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