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Listed below are comments made by Invader-Zim between Thursday, 19th November 2009 and Friday, 4th December 2009.

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Why's Gordon smiling? 00:44am on 04 Dec 2009 I have discovered why Gorgo is smiling.
Campbell and Mandle-Foy have devised the following plan: -

Spend, Spend, Spend it all, the Labour loonies roar.
Spin, lie, bend the truth, then spend a whole lot more.
Snip, slash, cut and gash, accusations hurled at Tories.
Cringe, fawn, hope and pray the voters believe the stories

Tall tails, they rarely fail, to sway the great unwashed.
Smears, jeers, manufactured fears, to see the Tories quashed.
Mandle, Brown and all the rest have run our ship aground,
The rising tide of record debt will see our nation drowned.

Labour laugh and laugh again, if at election the Tories win.
The poor, posh and pompous fools will inherit Labour's sin.
Hate, envy and venomous lies, Labour naturally will employ.
Blame the Tories for all the woes, that's the job of Mandle-Foy
Why's Gordon smiling? 00:03am on 04 Dec 2009 Not sure why 245 and 246 have been moderated???

They were a simple critique of the disagreement between A.Johnson - Postman and the well respected Professor Nutt.

Gorgo has nothing to smile about in this case.
Why's Gordon smiling? 11:55pm on 03 Dec 2009 Having alienated the scientific community Gorgon has nothing to smile about :-

The Postman and the Professor,
They had a little tiff.
The Postman took exception when,
The Professor lit his spliff.

The Postman hit the bottle,
The Professor combed his quiff,
Then calmy floored the Postman,
With a stunning rhetorical BIFF,

The Postman lost his Nutt,
The Professor didn't Miff,
The Postman spat his dummy out,
The Professor finished off his spliff.
Why's Gordon smiling? 11:41pm on 03 Dec 2009 Gordon has very little to smile about when you consider how his Johnson has alienated labour from the science community.

The Postman and the Professor,
They had a little tiff.
The Postman took exception when,
The Professor lit his spliff.

The Postman hit the bottle,
The Professor combed his quiff,
Then calmy floored the Postman,
With a stunning rhetorical BIFF,

The Postman lost his Nutt,
The Professor didn't Miff,
The Postman spat his dummy out,
The Professor finished his spliff.
Why's Gordon smiling? 11:16pm on 03 Dec 2009 Having done a little research I have unearthed the following about laird Broon : -

Gordon Brown, the wee canny man,
Inpired by his hairy Fanny,
A hirsute Aunt, from Aberfan,
Problems with his dodgy peeper,
It takes him ages on the can,
Ne'er a job in the real world,
Labour lunacy, his master plan.
Why's Gordon smiling? 10:55pm on 03 Dec 2009 Gordon has a lot in common with parasites.

He has sucked the lifeblood from the economy and the morals from society.
The UK was his host and Labour the vector on which he spread.

He sucks blood and so do mites.
Why's Gordon smiling? 10:20pm on 03 Dec 2009 I have an idea why Gordon is smiling : -

Satisfied, Gorgo slyly smirks,
Odious Campbell in shadow lurks,
Delirious Mandle sharpens dirks,
Oily and slick, replete with perks,
Morose deceit, the electorate burks,
Inveterate liars, seed Labour’s murk’s
Tartan words, false sermon kirks
End the reign of these immoral shirks.

Not a pillar of the community.
Gordon is a true pillar of salt.
That is truly his future Lott in life.
Introducing green cuts 1:24pm on 25 Nov 2009 Since Labour has inflated government at all levels way beyond 10%, it should be very easy to trim every department down enough to save 10%.

The useless self serving quangos should be the first to be axed.

Once the fat has been trimmed then look at how they use energy and manage waste.
I am sure they don't need to light and heat their offices 24 hours a day 7 days a week.
They could consider switching off their PCs and workstations when they slink off home (from their 9 to 5 job)at 3:30pm.

In industry, where profit is king, all of these initiatives are common sense and have been implemented to a greater or lesser degree.

If we had less career Politicians and less looney leftist union parasites in governement, then maybe we would have as efficient a Public Sector as we do in the Private Sector.

It is time that the PUBLIC sector is run like a business rather than as Labour's PUBLIC convenience.
If you thought it was all over... 11:25pm on 19 Nov 2009 And so in closing....

Let the laughing policeman convey the mood of our once proud nation with respect to Tonto Bliar's humiliating rebuff by Europe.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA.
Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo hoo hoo hoo Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo Hee.
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee Heh
If you thought it was all over... 11:02pm on 19 Nov 2009 227. At 10:19pm on 19 Nov 2009, gentleman

I must disagree.
Gordon Brown is indeed worthy of the Title - PM

My interpretations of PM are as follows: -

Poke-Mon
Prize Muppet
Pretend Monarch
Proctologist's Muffin

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