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Listed below are comments made by Tobesterr between Thursday, 30th April 2009 and Friday, 1st May 2009.

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Happy Star Wars Day People 11:02pm on 01 May 2009 Cheryl, every time you venture out of the house, whomever you were with gets married.

Fix me up luv!!

Tobe
Happy Star Wars Day People 11:01pm on 01 May 2009 Beez, I'm here.

I didn't drown.

I've got my dance head on tonight. I mean, proper dance music. None of that trance poop.

Donna Summer rocked!!!

I feeeeeeeeeeel love.

No coat, just yet.

;-)

Tobe
Happy Star Wars Day People 10:49pm on 01 May 2009 If you can turn your ear to dance music, when it was proper dance music, check out....

Ten City - Right Back to You.

Class.

Pour me a wine. I'll be back, after a wee.

Well, we're a family aren't we?

Bless ya.

Tobe
Happy Star Wars Day People 10:45pm on 01 May 2009 For god sake, Cheryl, how would I know.

I'm just atempting to dance my ass off in my living room to Jomanda.

"Got a love for you".

What a classic.

Boogy on down.

;-)

Tobermeister of Blogsvilleshire.
Happy Star Wars Day People 10:34pm on 01 May 2009 I'm at the disco, so excuse me....

"Uh Uh Ooh Ooh look how here it comes"

Roberta Flacking it up.

Carry on.

Tobe
At last, someone else dreams a little dream of me. 11:12am on 01 May 2009 #288

That's not possible.

#267

I forgive you boss. Us lads gotta stick together dontcha know!!!

Tobe
At last, someone else dreams a little dream of me. 10:30am on 01 May 2009 It's pretty god damn simple:

Don't mess with a man and his barbeque, it's just a given.

That's man territory is that.

Tobe
At last, someone else dreams a little dream of me. 9:47pm on 30 Apr 2009 One for the road.........

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'

Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'

Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! '

They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'

Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.'

;-)

Tobe
At last, someone else dreams a little dream of me. 5:14pm on 30 Apr 2009 A dwarf lady goes to her doctors......

Doctor: "Hello, have a seat, what can we do for you?"

Lady: "Hello, It's a bit embarrassing really, but I've got a lot of soreness when I walk around"

Doctor: "Oh really, where abouts?"

Lady: "Between my legs, around my downstairs department".

Doctor: "Well I'd better take a look if you dont mind, if you could hitch your skirt up and lie on that bed please."

She lies on the bed, the doctor goes for a better look then gets the scissors and starts snipping away, pulling bits off and throwing them in the bin.

Lady: "Can you see the problem Doc?"

Doctor: "Yes, I think Ive found it. Right now get up and have a walk around the room and see how that feels"

Lady: "Thats much better, thats amazing, what did you do?"

Doctor: "I just trimmed a couple of inches off the top of your wellies!!"

;-)

Tobe
At last, someone else dreams a little dream of me. 5:05pm on 30 Apr 2009 Luke Skywalker is in a chinese restaurant having a meal, but can't get to grips with the chopsticks.

All of a sudden a voice is heard from beyond..........

"Luke, use the forks!!!!"

Tobe

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