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Prospects Tuesday, 13 May 12:56pm on 14 May 2008 Is Newsnight angling for a nomination at this year's British Comedy Awards? I am of course talking about last night's report on crop circles, in particular Doug 'n' Dave. If the surviving member of the duo is responsible for most of the circles then perhaps he and your gullible reporter can replicate one of the more complex patterns of recent years. They will have to do this within a few hours in summer darkness using just a plank of wood and a bit of string. All the corn swirls must not have broken stems, and the pattern must have a high degree of mathematical accuracy and extend over hundreds of meters. Oh, and by the way, the molecular properties of the corn stems must be changed. Good luck!

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