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Listed below are comments made by karaohottie between Thursday, 8th May 2008 and Tuesday, 22nd July 2008.

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The Battle of the R2 Lagoon 5:36pm on 22 Jul 2008 Hello Guys,

Hope you are well and enjoying the lack of sunshine here in crappy ol England, I think there`s a storm brewin today as I got attacked my flying ants on the way home from work (feisty little buggers!!!) Russell im so heart brokien now that you have a new love interest in the form of an `aussie bird`!!! I was secretly hoping you would discover me on match.com and we would live happily ever after with my bezzie mate bex were we could spend the rest of our lives writing ridiculously funny scripts well we could get matt to write them while we just recite them and lark about the whole time!!!!)
I need a new job, im throughly fed up at the moment, not with my precious client group who I adore with all my heart (i work in mental health in case you had`nt heard!!!!!) You see my job is as you can imagine very emotionally demanding sometimes you hsvr to listen to some pretty horrific stuff. Im well over allocated on my client group, but i never moan because the clients make it all worth while.Anyway Russell now you will be disgusted in this bearing in mind the nature of the job and what we deal with on a daily basis!!! i was having my supervision and my manager pointed out that `I had left serveral coats on the rack outside the office and asked me if i would take them home. I took the jackets home but I did think it rather petty to mention this in my one to one time. To make matters worse I recieved my supervision notes that mentioned I had left my jackets `lying around` (two jackets on a coat rack) and was asked to take them home. It was`nt the fact I was told to take my jackets home it is the spiteful intent behind that comment. NO thankyou for all the hard work that has been put into the service, no mention of the fact that my client group is over allocated and im still reaching my targets in the office, just trivial nonsense about a couple of lousy jackets!!!! I wrote a very sarcastic e mail back and will bring my entire wardrobe in if i feel like it!!!!!! I do believe it is the mentality of most companies, and also in politics to highlight the `trivial things in life` my philosiphy is that smokescreens are then put in place and this prevents more important issues being dealt with, My pet hate is pettiness I hate it i hate it i hate and yet I have to deal with everyday in the office, I suppose lack of intelligance makes on small minded!!!!!!!!! Im sorry t go on Russell but I know you would love our little service we try so hard we do and then we get patronised by the high arachy!!! Never mind God is the boss and I should be humble to be wrorking in such a rewarding job, I just needed to sound off coz Ive been feeling very frustrated. I thought you were lovely on Richard and Judy the other day Russell, you looked all mellow and had a lovely calm vibe about you, maybe that new girl is doing you the world of good, does`nt matter if it dont work out, me and bex should you need a shoulder to cry on ha ha ha!! Hey I would love to see you and Noel Fielding at the gig on 28th July in aid of Focus 12 (bit of free PR!!!) but I cant get anyone to go with me, so hopefully yo will make a dvd and Il buy it, might be too over whelming seeing the two of my most favourite men in the world together in one room, I might pass out with the sheer excitement of it all!!!!!! You lovely saucy onions!!!!!!

Love you.

Kara xxxxxxxxx
Come along now R2 9:24pm on 01 Jun 2008 Evening Chaps!!!
I managed to catch the last half hour of your show last night, I was well chuffed as I have`nt been able to listen to the show in a very long time due to a dodgy old digi-box and an even dodgier radio!! I have a state of the art digi box now so i can pick you guys up vey well!!!!!!!
I nearly wet the bed when I heard Noel Fielding`s answer phone message, he`s such a tonic, Im a bit in love with Mr Fielding I love his vibe, I think he has a good influence on you Russell you just shine when your with him.(your both gorgeous lovely men!)
Im finding myself looking at utterly inapproriate men at the moment, i am deprived of male attention at the moment, I found myself eyeing up a traveller in tescos the other day, (nothing against travellers its just this one looked like he would attack at any moment!!) I went on a works do the other night had to dress totally over the top in the hope of flirting around lots of lovely young men. The guys at work must have sensed my desperate vibe and gave me a wide bearth!!! I ended up talking to bit of a nutter who told me he had a twin brother who was `very dangerous` and has done time for numerous terrible crimes!!! I had my homer head on and was only interested in this guy coz i wanted to get into the club next door. I had to listen to this creep bangin on about how hard he was when i had `dancing clowns in my head` and nobody else wanted to go to this club. Alas we didnt make it to the club next door i didnt realise how late it was and the bouncers took great pleasure in telling me that there was no way in hell i was going to get in (why do bouncers all have the same look, is it in their job discription to be great lumps of lard with the intelligance of an ape??) The pysco creep got dumped at the door there was no way i was listening to any more stories of a deprived and criminal mind of his brother!!!!
So i made my way home in a taxi were i proceeded to throw up in the back of the car (i do that quite alot i have a weak stomach!!!)
The cab driver didnt charge me though i think he felt sorry for me!!!!!!!
The next day my gay friend turned up in his really flashy car and took me for a ride to windsor with the roof pulled down, i should have felt like marilyn monroe, but i looked like ken dodd as the wind was blowing my hair into a ridiculous hairstyle!!! My gay friend is as fit as a fiddle ive always had a crush on him he has such a cute boat race, ive overcome that crush now i think of him as more of a brother now. We drove past my local pub my ex was standing outside with his travisty of a girlfriend, I childeshly put my fingers up at them, it was just attention seeking as I wanted him to see me with my fit friend in a flashy car!!!! Anywaguys gonna wrap this up, hope you all have a fab week.
K xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Come along now R2 3:58pm on 25 May 2008 Hi Boys,
Hope the show went ok last night my radio would`nt let me tune and listen!!!
Sorry if I was a bit brutal with my comments last week my friend seemed quite disappointed at some of the comments that were made, but she obviously was`nt that bothered as she`s listening to you guys tonight, I was just concerned that you may loose respect from your loyal fans!!! It`s your journey babe your a man of intergrity im sure you know what your doing, I just thought you might need pointing in the right direction as there are many people out there with hidden agendas who may be sabotaging things for you honey bun!!!!!! Im half tempted to go and see your film today but think il wait to it comes out on DVD so I can savour you at my own pleasure !!
In reply to the above blog, I agree in some ways that the Gouverment are being quite unfair on the whole `getting back into work process` I work in mental health and for some of my clients it would be totally unrealistic to expect them to get back into the work system as they are having to deal with the demons of their own illness, getting through the day is an acomplashment in itself.
I was diagnosed with chronic fatigue and depression a few years ago, I could have claimed incapacity but it was my choice to work not having a family of my own work gives me a sense of purpose and stucture in my life, if i had a child maybe things would be different. Obviously there are alot of people on benefits, and unfortunately there are many people who are `milking the system, and this tars alot of lone parent with the same brush. Home educating a child is a big responsiblity and takes alot of commitment. The Education Authority do not provide any extra income for the costs of equipment, books ect, so in fact home edders are saving the schools having to pay out quite alot of money annually. If a person is able to justify that are contributing in some way to society whether it be voluntary work, caring for a relative or home educating your child then I do believe the law on sending a person back to work should be looked at closely. Raising a child and educating them is a massive contribution to society, moulding a chlild and teaching them good morales, values and intergrity is a full time job in itself. Its about choice and fairness, some people thrive at work, others find it a real struggle with the contradictions and hyprocisy that can excist in the workplace. Im very lucky that I do a job that gives me such rewards, not from the high arachcy but from the dear clients that I support who give me what I want from a job, passion, hope and faith.
Hopefully I will be able to tune in next week.
Take care Guys.
K xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
And the winner is... 9:09pm on 18 May 2008 PS: Pampers are in the post to Sharon so she can wipe your backside for you!!! I hope that will validate her postition as a STYLIST!!!!!!!! (how degrading!!!!!!)
And the winner is... 8:45pm on 18 May 2008 Evening all,
Ive just come back from spending a lovely time with my bezza mate bex i feel all refreshed and ready to take anything on now!! Beck and her littleun ceri are so good to me they treat me like family so patient and caring, i cant stand having me in my domain for more than two hours i start getting all irritable and moody me likes my own company a bit too much sometimes!!!!!
Anyway Russell Bex and I put your dvd on the other night we were really enjoying the stand up when the damn dvd decided to freeze!!! We could only get the extras up, thought you sending yourself up as a characture of yourself with matt was hilarious, its weird coz if you were`nt all camp and really did wear a baseball cap and `normal` clothes you would just be like the blokes up the pub!!!!!!!!!! (amazing how you morphed into that character!!!) Watched loads of other clips which were equally as funny apart from one which I havea to say did disturb me slightly, whats all this nonsense with Sharon Smith (your STYLIST) putting on your trousers and having to dress you like you were a bloody toddler, what the heck is that all about?????? Why cant you dress yourself what you playing at you naughty man come on there`s no need for that, and Sharon should know better pandering to you like that!!!!!
(U ARE NOT THE MESSIAH YOU ARE A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!!!) And another thing........ Becky was not impressed by your vulgarity that was the theme of the show on saturday night, come on love you dont have to stoop to that level your very intelligant but if you keep making references about shaggin your fans and going down the smutty route it will just trivialise all the hard work you have put in recently. Im so proud you have made it in America I really want you to fufill all your dreams Russell but if you keep being filthy all the time it will pervert the minds of your teenage fans who admire you so much. Well done on acheiving your award working for the BBC is an honour, so dont go trashing that show because it brings a different element to radio and you have such a big fan base who get such fufillment from listening to you, so please cut out the filth your all too clever for that.
Sending you a Big fat hug.
K xxxxxxx
The Temptation of Attempts 7:02pm on 08 May 2008 Hellloooo You lovely lot!!!!!
I feel like im posting a comment to the British Secret Service!!!!! Blimey this is all a bit much what would our free thinking Russell think of all this, im sure he would think it a bit ridiculous, but hey you may try to put boundraies in our way but we will still pour our little old hearts out to ya grumpy bunch!!!!!! So anyway erm lovely weather I feel i cant really rant and rave now all us free spirited thinkers have been confined to writing wishy washy nonsense in a tiny little space Argh this is weird!!! Ah Ruscky wussell Mr Bwand!! Are you still enjoying L.A I hope Mr Sandler is looking after you hes such a tonic is adam, me and me old mucka Bex av had a crush on Mr S for years, hes got such a twinkle in his eye not unlike yourself, you make such a lovely pair!! I hope your not leavin Matt out of all this, he`s a good sort is our Matt you must`nt be a fickle friend and forget the people who have looked after you, ha ha im only joking and naggin you as I think you like that sort of behaviour anyway!!!!!! I went out with a guy who looked liked Adam once, he was very affeminate!! One time heappeared at the window stark naked saying he was going to complain about the noise of the local kids playin on his street, he used to come out with terms like `im a very delicate flower`while eyeing up pictures of Johnny Depp!!!!! He became my manager and it all went very sour after that, the old saying dont mix pleasure wish business is a saying which should be taken into serious consideration when your ex boyfriend becomes your manager, very bad mix!!!!!
Im off to Bournemouth next week to see my bezzy mate Bex, last year we had an epic adventure in the nightclubs of Bournemouth, this year we are hoping to out do last years sequence of events, no doubt it will all be played out on this very website like an autobiograpy of two determined ladies desperate for Mr Brand to notice us in some way!!!!!! We`re not really desperate would just be nice to get a bit of attention from the long haired lothario!!!! Anyway im going to catch the last of these glorious rays, my cat is entertaining my mum in the garden i can hear howls of laughter, that little swine!!!!
Love you guys!!!!!! K x

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