"Incoming! The Slough Of Despond
Or is it the Slough of Respond? allegedly! With thanks to John Betjeman.
Quote "Miss Joan Hunter Dunn, Miss Joan Hunter Dunn,
How mad I am, sad I am, glad that you won,
The warm-handled racket is back in its Press,
But my shock-headed victor, she loves me no less" Unquote.