Our new editor, Joe something, has been in the job a week and today she is directly in charge of the content of PM for the first time, as Day Editor.
Not only that, she has changed the seating arrangement so that she sits next to me. I just tried to take a secret photo of the view to my left, only for her to turn round and tell me that if I did that again she would "fire your fat ass".
The editor used to sit opposite, which is where you see today's Number Two - Mark. Confused?