It's SO cold....
...that we're asking you to finish that sentence for us.
For example: It's so cold....people are turning up PM just to get more of the hot air.
It's so cold...Gordon Brown and David Cameron are hugging each other just for the warmth.
It's so cold...Iceland branches have opened all their front doors...

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...that its' B******d ,apologies, "dis-combobulated the Blog which by the timing on this post has been served approx 85 mins late...
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Eddie - it's never cold with YOU around. Mwah!
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Itso facto.
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It's SO cold, monkeys are wearing reinforced thermal combinations...
It's SO cold, Newcastle nightclub-goers have been spotted wearing underwear...
It's SO cold, zoo-bound polar bears and penguins have stopped feeling ill and demented...
It's SO cold, the news in the middle east has been pushed onto the second-place spots while reporters stand outside, muffled up saying, "It's SO cold..."
It's SO cold, people in the South-East of England have a small taste of what the weather's like for months at a time in the North of England and Scotland.
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Jester 3
I wonder, did you actually mean to say "Ipso facto"?
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Oh yes, and that picture looks like there's a mild frost on that station. Come back when the train's not running because the snow's so deep even the snowplough trains can't get through. e.g. when you can't see where the platform ends and the track begins.
Quick! Everyone switch on their patio heaters! There's a snowflake been spotted!
Oh, I'm cynical today...
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It was so cold . . . when I telephoned the BBC, a recorded message said to phone back in the spring!
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It's SO cold .... they're iceskating round Hammersmith Broadway
It's SO cold ... they're fitting the trains with skis
It's SO cold ... I'm going to hibernate. Bye bye!
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Charlie@5: No
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I'm with you Cat.
It's SO cold... because it's piggin' well WINTER and it's SUPPOSED to be cold.
Now, put on some thermals, or if you haven't got any put on some extra teeshirts and socks, and stop grumbling about the weather!
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It's SO cold ... the local flasher is just giving a description.
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It's so cold ... The Chancellor of the Exchequer has his hands in his OWN pockets!
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(12) MrsE which chancer are you talking about please Lord Gord of Brown or his puppet "non-matching collars and cuffs"?
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Sshhhhhh
Shhhhhhh
It's, oh, SO cold
sshhh shhhh
It's, oh, so still
shhhhh shhhh
You're all alone
shhhh shhh
And so peaceful until...
It's 5 pm -
Zing boom!
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that another summer in Halifax gets more appealing by the hour.
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...it's so purr-fectly cold that "If you go down to the woods today (Forest of Dean) you're (possibly) sure of a BIG surprise..."
http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/reliable-big-cat-sightings-revealed-1229204.html
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It's SO cold ... Nick Robinson is wearing a woollen scarf with a bijou Chelsea knot in it. Hahahahahahahaha...!!
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Actually, I think it's warming up now.
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It's SO cold ... the inside of a Ton Ton seems appealing.
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when my next heating bills arrive I'll be shunted back into that wretched debtors' prison.
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Tjs 20, Some debtors' prisons were rather nice. A bit of oakum picking is good for the soul. Say hi to Little Dorrit's dad.
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As I mistakenly posted elsewhere, let me know when it hits -18c. That's zero.
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DM - I think the producers had a wee bit of artistic licence. Our lock-up is in black and white, and the jailers have extended licence.
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It's SO cold, Eddie really can see us on the ice
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Tjs 23, Can I watch it on my b&w TV?
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It's so cold...the handbrake on my car has seized up and it won't drive and my son had to wait for ages in the -3 for me to collect him and I had to be nice to the man next door to get the car off our mutual drive and out of the way. It's not funny, I know, but the cold has numbed my funny side. I was born on the south coast. I wasn't designed for this weather! (And nor was my Italian car, apparently).
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SSC, yes, well.
A couple of weeks ago there was an anticipated 2cm of snow due in Cornwall. Maybe. (I think in the end it didn't.)
The Met bods issued a Severe Weather warning.
Hysterical lauighter could be heard almost all over the country; anywhere north of London, anyhow, and quite a lot south of London to the east too. Even my Cornish friend was falling about with the gigglies.
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It's SO cold ... they couldn't find Neil Sleat to read the news.
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Mrs Eff: I heard Jon Snow is thinking of doing a stand in ;o)
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Cat, (4) Its will never be so cold that clubbers in Newcastle would wear underwear :-)
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Cold? Cold?? This is luxury! Luxury!!
When I were a lad we were rationed one lump of nutty slack a week. One winter things got so bad we had to spend the last penny in the house on a bag of extra strong peppermints, and me and another 19 kids sat around me dad's tongue. Don't know you're born these days!
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It's SO cold that parents are propounding to their children the meteorlogical myth:
'It's too cold to snow'
ignoring the inconvenient counterexamples of the arctic and antarctic
It's SO cold that broadcasters are wishing that they'd kept their sensationalist powder dry and not starting talking about "arctic conditions" when it was -1C.
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That the mods are stuck in a twenty foot snowdrift.
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