Have you seen Ruby the Rhode Island Red?
She's gone missing. That's Jane Sendall's news in one sentence. Jane blames stoats.
Winston Plowes sent his week's news in the form of a haiku....
"On the lonely moors, the wind cuts into my face. Stranded, far from home."
These and other sentences will feature on iPM's "Your News" slot this Saturday. If you want to share your news with Your News, send your news via email - clearly marked 'Your News' - to the Your News team at ipm at bbc.co.uk.


~RS~q~RS~~RS~z~RS~19~RS~)
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In mitigation, Eddie - can I say that she was delicious.
Only joking. I only eat the Odd weenie hot dog. A la Carter!
I am a Regan!
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Yes, stoats are as much of a pain as foxes. The worst of all are mink, who seem to act out of spite rather than need.
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When did you last see a ...
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...water vole?
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Maybe she took her love to town
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GM - have you started a lonely hearts club for chickens at your work?
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I hope she's been liberated by Rocky, the Lone Free-Ranger!
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I'm sure I saw a documentary about her recently. Apparantley she has taken to drink and drugs and has run off with Martin Clunes. 'Hen Behaving Badly', I think it was called.
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Be fair.
The question mark was inviting! Irresistable in fact.
Shall we, shan't we?
Guilty!
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Is Wuby the Wode Island Wed going to be a guest on Jonathan Woss?
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I don't know where she is now, but News 24 had an exclusive about her motivation for crossing the road
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@12: She saw an absolutely gorgeous rooster on the other side, of course!
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