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• 1. At 10:17am on 19 Dec 2008, redsmas wrote:

  It will be very late very soon

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• 2. At 10:19am on 19 Dec 2008, Big Sister wrote:

  My husband told me he once played Valerie Singleton and Pete Murray in a mixed doubles match.
  
  I replied that he must, therefore, be lying to me about his age. He blushed.

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• 3. At 10:25am on 19 Dec 2008, jonnie wrote:

  Woke up, got outta bed, pulled a comb across my head.
  
  --
  
  Now I don't often get very emotional but have just seen the last few moments of Fiona Philips as she left GMTV for the last time.
  
  http://www.gm.tv/index.cfm?articleid=32494
  
  She was never a favourite presenter but it does appear she was the same on and off screen which is a rare quality.
  
  

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• 4. At 10:30am on 19 Dec 2008, Big Sister wrote:

  Jonnie, you really must stop watching daytime TV ;o)

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• 5. At 10:46am on 19 Dec 2008, U13717586 wrote:

  3
  
  Dragged.

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• 6. At 11:06am on 19 Dec 2008, MrsEffingham wrote:

  PM Eddie - I'm now on my way to Tallahassee. A merry christmas and a happy new year to everyone. See you on the ice in 2009. :0)
  

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• 7. At 11:06am on 19 Dec 2008, U13717586 wrote:

  Conor Cruise O'Brian is dead.

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• 8. At 11:07am on 19 Dec 2008, U13717586 wrote:

  O'Brien

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• 9. At 11:10am on 19 Dec 2008, U13717586 wrote:

  Owners of FTSE quoted stock:
  
  The prices of your worthless bits of paper are converging rapidly to their true value.
  
  The game is up.

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• 10. At 11:14am on 19 Dec 2008, U13717586 wrote:

  Mark Felt is dead, too

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• 11. At 11:16am on 19 Dec 2008, U13717586 wrote:

  Big Sis's cookies are disabled, she has accused her husband of lying about his age and she has a chest infection that may or may not be viral.

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• 12. At 11:17am on 19 Dec 2008, U13717586 wrote:

  David Nickle says he thought he was head grump. Chris Ghoti says he isn't.

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• 13. At 11:17am on 19 Dec 2008, jonnie wrote:

  Re: # 3
  
  Not today - too many people in and out - though I may try a pair of high heels later on.
  
  Re BigSis :- Yes I shouldn't watch the rubbish really. However, if you did watch the montage did you see the little extract of Heather Mills McCartney!
  
  Oh the irony of it all ;-)

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• 14. At 11:26am on 19 Dec 2008, David_McNickle wrote:

  BS 2, I played the Turkish Knight in the St Albans Mummers.

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• 15. At 11:26am on 19 Dec 2008, U13717586 wrote:

  Gordon Brown says he is worried about oil price volatility, with oil down by 2/3 of a year ago.
  
  This man oozes electoral sensitivity and nounce.

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• 16. At 11:27am on 19 Dec 2008, David_McNickle wrote:

  pmL 12, We obviously need a FIIIIIGHT! Where is Harry Hill?

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• 17. At 11:28am on 19 Dec 2008, Big Sister wrote:

  David (14) Who won?

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• 18. At 11:29am on 19 Dec 2008, David_McNickle wrote:

  pmL 10, Nina Foch is dead. As is Nora Batty.

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• 19. At 11:29am on 19 Dec 2008, U13717586 wrote:

  David Cameron will tell us whom our children owe all that accumulated debt to (turn to page....)

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• 20. At 11:33am on 19 Dec 2008, U13717586 wrote:

  16.
  
  You know that
  
  You can kiss a nun once,
  You can kiss a nun twice
  But you must never get into the habit.
  
  Similarly, never try to collar Harry Hill.

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• 21. At 11:40am on 19 Dec 2008, U13717586 wrote:

  Why do they put on really serious news programmes at 12.00 on Channel 4 and at 1.00 on... well...., the World at One, when it's just clowns like us at home?
  
  And what sounds increasingly like Children's Hour at 5.00 on Radio 4 when the seriously grown up are about?

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• 22. At 11:41am on 19 Dec 2008, U13717586 wrote:

  21
  
  I knew I shouldn't have told my brother my pass word. And I've no idea how to change it.

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• 23. At 11:44am on 19 Dec 2008, David_McNickle wrote:

  pmL 20, And nuns go around in pairs so that one nun sees that the other nun gets none.

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• 24. At 11:45am on 19 Dec 2008, U13717586 wrote:

  My news, I nominated someone for an iPM 2008 award.
  
  
  
  Who?
  
  
  
  Why, Jonnie, by a street and a half, for providing a link to Durdle Door, the most beautiful spot I know (now).

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• 25. At 11:47am on 19 Dec 2008, U13717586 wrote:

  I would have nominated DMcN.
  
  But if he ever got the idea his jokes were genuinely funny, there'd be no end to them.

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• 26. At 11:58am on 19 Dec 2008, David_McNickle wrote:

  BS 17, Everybody wins in a Mummers play, even though several of us get killed. A doctor cures us. (Obviously, not available on the NHS.)

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• 27. At 12:24pm on 19 Dec 2008, Charlie wrote:

  
  My faith in the fundamental goodness of human nature has been re-inforced today!
  
  "Man's £5 debt repaid 39 years on"
  
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/7791427.stm

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• 28. At 12:27pm on 19 Dec 2008, DI_Wyman wrote:

  what's been happening with YOU....I bought Mrs DiY's Christmas presents.

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• 29. At 12:29pm on 19 Dec 2008, Charlie wrote:

  Oh and my faith in "Congestion Charges" leading to improved and speedier public transport has been restored...
  
  "Aston Martin designs Routemaster"
  
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7790082.stm

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• 30. At 12:35pm on 19 Dec 2008, Charlie wrote:

  Big Sis @ 02
  
  In defence of your husband, perhaps he was letting you know he's a talented actor..?

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• 31. At 12:53pm on 19 Dec 2008, jonnie wrote:

  I felt sure that the link went to Fiona Philips and not to Durdle Door?
  
  It is beautiful though.
  
  I often take an amble across that way - from certain angles it looks like artists impressions of a Stegasaurus paddling out to sea?
  
  http://www.dinoland.dk/Dinobilleder/stegosaurus_550px.jpg
  
  http://www.lulworthcovebandb.co.uk/images/durdle%20door%201.jpg

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• 32. At 1:08pm on 19 Dec 2008, Big Sister wrote:

  Charlie: His defence was that he was a child wonder.
  
  I'm not so sure about that.

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• 33. At 1:39pm on 19 Dec 2008, RxKaren wrote:

  Have just been asked whether it's possible to catch anything from a Christmas decoration by a member of the public.
  
  My technician helpfully responded "Yes, tinselitis."
  
  

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• 34. At 1:54pm on 19 Dec 2008, Big Sister wrote:

  Or berryberry, perhaps, Karen? ;)

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• 35. At 2:34pm on 19 Dec 2008, The Stainless Steel Cat wrote:

  Charlie (29):
  
  I love it!
  
  Q: "Now pay attention 007... Front and rear battering rams for clearing double-parked transit vans, gas for subduing drunken, late-night passengers, fold-down luxury king-sized bed for breaks at the terminus and whatever you do, don't press *this* button. It releases a section of the upper deck, catapulting the Inspector half-way to the garage. Wheesht!"
  007: "You're joking!"
  Q: "I never joke about public transport 007."
  M: "Why 'aven't you got that bus out yet? I 'ate you Bond!"

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• 36. At 11:32am on 21 Dec 2008, RxKaren wrote:

  Have just caught the iPM podcast. I cannot believe you landed the lovely Corrie with that dreadful joke.
  
  I'm really sorry Corrie - I'd never have shared it if I thought they were going to do that with it...

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