I can't remember what the programme was, but the voice said "Are you sitting comfortably? [pause] Then I'll begin". It was the phrase my brothers used as a prelude to breaking wind. (Now in their 40s, they probably still do.) The pause was never long enough for you to get out of the room - fast. So, be careful what you wish for ...
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You really want to live dangerously, don't you, Eddie? What a challenge to throw at this lot!
My problem's the opposite. Loss of voice, to joy of family. Any miracle cures? Preferably by tomorrow?
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I can't remember what the programme was, but the voice said "Are you sitting comfortably? [pause] Then I'll begin". It was the phrase my brothers used as a prelude to breaking wind. (Now in their 40s, they probably still do.) The pause was never long enough for you to get out of the room - fast. So, be careful what you wish for ...
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...oh dear, Michael...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008/nov/17/michael-jackson-sued-sheikh
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Can this idea be linked to the early morning photos one? You know, baby crying, snoring, or loo stop + sound effects .....
:o)
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Loo stop with sound effects......no your talking!
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I'll have a go ... there, did you catch that?
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