The Beach.
The beach is a state of mind, where we escape from the must to the maybe and what if, where thoughts may be lightly etched on the shore or sculpted in the sand, admired and commented on by others, then swept away by the waves or jumped on by small children of all ages...


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A happy and healing Samhain to you all!
Pancakes and freshly brewed hot beverages of your choice on the bar....Cornish cider may well be appearing later!
Am off for a wander along the shoreline to gather driftwood for tonight's bonfire xx
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Oooh, fresh coffee Thanks, Witchi! 1ust what I needed before heading off in RL...
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Boo!
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Gladys, Boo Who?
witchiwoman.....here is some Maple Syrup for the pancakes.
FF is that a 1 or an L?
will be back for elevenses...
Oh, BTW, I take it we are all wearing something Pink today?
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Good morning all - FFred will have arrived at work by now :-)
I urge you to sample some of Anne P's green chutney with some cheeses.
So delicious.
I'll pop back down later with some coffee dor DIY and others.
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I am indeed at work now :-( I'm really not sure how my attempt to put a J ended up as a 1!!!
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Morning, Not really here. So its a quick hello. Off to some child friendly farm sort of place later. That coffee smells good.
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DI_W 4, Maple syrup for Murcan/Scottish pancakes, Calvados for crepes.
Re Dr Who:
I say Kris Marshall. Yep, definitely Marshall. Yep.
Or maybe Martin Clunes.
Or the guy I can't remember.
Or a young David Jason or Richard Briers.
What is his name......
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Or should that be Hallows'? I think perhaps so.
Val? Anyone?
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Aharrr mateys!
I be feelin' like I 'ave a wooden leg thanks to 3am cramp, leadin' to a calf-muscle of oak this fine mornin'.
So if any lubbers be needin' any piratin' done, I'm yer cat. Coinkydinkly, this also be my costume fer the Beach masquerade. (I'll have a slice o' lemon in my masquerade thanks)
What's everyone else dressed as?
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Frances - It would have to be All Hallows'. The 'All' would surely denote plural rather than singular and therefore the apostrophe must come after the s. Well, I've convinced myself anyway.
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Let's do the monster mash.
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Bronc, stop reading my mind! It's not clever and it's not funny.
(Reader's voice) Yes, it is
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Frances - I knew you were going to say that.
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F_O 10, I think it is All Hollow Sieves.
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Gladys (13) Is that mash for lunch? If so, who's got the bangers?
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FF 17, My doctor cleared them up for me.
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FF - I'm saving the bangers for the firework display this evening.
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Fances (8) - Were you swearing in Gaelic again?
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Frances - Sory, I seem to keep dopping my r's.
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I've just heard that Bertie Bassett will be resigning for all sorts of reasons...
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Gladys - It's much worse than you think.
I've just heard that the British Bobsleigh Team have been given the push.
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And the World Human Cannonball world record holder has just been fired.
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Not only that, my coalman has been given the sack, my milkman's lost his bottle and resigned, and the corn farmer's out on his ear.
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FF (24) - They'll find it hard to find another man of his calibre.
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BrokenBonce, I know it's a Freudian slip. Fances = fancies. You've read my beautiful mind and, well, the inevitable happened.
DMcN - sieve, eh? Though there are holes in your argument, I laughed like a drain.
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The pigeon fancier in my loft has been let go, and the landscaper in the local park is on gardening leave.
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Just heard it announced on the news that four staff members at the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst have been given their marching orders.
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News just in from the divorcee's tag-match . . . Charlie M has just made his ex IT.
H.
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It would appear that there was some confusion, earlier today, following a news conference given on behalf of the National Deaf and Dumb League. We are glad to report that the spokesman for the NDDL has agreed to re-sign.
H.
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On a parallel (but slightly different)track, my weekend dresser has been defrocked, whilst the hairdresser been distressed...
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We have two electricians working for us but there isn't enough work for them both. One of them is going to very unhappy next week when he is delighted.
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I just heard on the local radio that the largest pig breeder in the area reports that his entire stock is suffering from laryngitis. The pigs are all disgruntled apparently.
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Ah, you lot do make me laugh. I just wish I had the same facility (or do I mean joke book?) - no actually I suspect most of you could pun on endlessly without that kind of help. Thanks anyway.
And there will be some more spicy windfall chutney shortly as soon as it has finished maturing.
Meanwhile have some elderberry jelly to go with the afternoon scones and cream.
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Cat (11) : I'll be a rather fetching witch at tonight's folk session down t'poob. I have a pointy hat with jolly sparkly green cobwebs, and some black and white face paints which will render me suitably ancient and pimply.
Should I warn the friend who's giving me a lift to the pub that I'm going to look even odder than usual, I wonder?
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Pedants all, enlightenment please. The recent floods have 'wreaked havoc', but I always thought that while you wreak havoc in the present, in the past you would have 'wrought havoc'. Ideas??
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Anne P 37, Stay away from floods.
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BB 21, Lose some weight.
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'wrought havoc' would be a good name for some artistic iron masterpiece.
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Anne (37):
I'm not sure. My dictionary defines "wrought" only as the past tense of "work", not "wreak".
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Anne P, the past tense of 'wreak' really is 'wreaked'.
And from a wreck whese destruction was wreaked by a storm and caused by a reckless skipper, I have here a bottle of rather well-wrought brandy... have a snifter!
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Yep - my dixioneer says 'wreaked' is correct and confirms what the Cat says.
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Here you go....ancient Chinese proverb....rook before you reap!
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I kicked over the slop bucket and it reeked.
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I suspect the problem arises because you can work havoc as well as wreak it; this causes confusion when people think that wrought must therefore be the past participle of wreak - when it's the past participle of work. Wrought iron = worked iron.
I feel better now.
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thanks, Sid - you've put into words what I couldn't quite find the words for to put it into words....um....yup; that's exactly about nearly there.
n-n
xx
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Thank you all - as I'm wrong it's so nice to know why.
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Anne P, Ahhh, 'ear you go....'ave a stiff one.
That will put the smile back on that pretty face!
and another ancient Chinese proverb..
..man with big knob have big front door?
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I've decided to come here to hide from the festive frolics - detest 'Trick or Treat' compared with 'guising' wot we did as kids, and now embarassed that when I did open to the door to next door's delightful daughter I had nothing but apples to offer.
Pass the bottle DIY - thanks.
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I think I'll join you, Anne P....
Why don't we round up some of the usuals, and see if we can't blow some of those Friday cobwebs away!!!!
Cheers!!!
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hic...shyder now 'vailatible at NC's...hic
* wonders if anyone has any cheese and onion crisps*
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I'm hiding in the 'office'. No lights on at the front. Don't trust the local kidz much...
[Chorus of 'Spoilsport! Grump!' etc]
Yes, Anne, the trick or threat [sic] thing isnae much like guising, AFAIK.
I thought there was wood collected for a Halloween/Samhain bonfire. So what'll we bake/toast? I'll bring the marshmallows for later.
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Hasn't the BBC provided enough sacrificial lambs for the bonfire already?
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Baked potatoes, I think F_O, and definitely marshmallows cooked on pealed sticks over the fire - perfik.
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Hello everybody...
Ain't it a palaver when your brain doesn't work and you keep forgetting your ID.
I see we're having a festive Halloween bonfire so in addition to my normal barrel of Guinness, I've brought this nice big wicker basket in the shape of a man.
Who can we BURN???
B'n'B
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There's mulled wine here - and cheese and onion crisps (though they taste better with the scrumpy, I must admit!)
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Baked tatties essential.
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a weel, nae guisers, time to attack the treats :D
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Hi B'n'B - good to see here! Just give me a minute while I put my Arthur Brown costume on......
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Fire!
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she's got it!
oh, baby, she's got it!
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Glad you had a nice evening Anne.
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Original_Bill_an_Benn (56):
I hope you put Edwood Woodwood in your wicker man. It's just not the same otherwise.
Now let's all dance round it in shifts...
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Morning Froggers, who's for a 'bring what you've got' fry up?
I'll start with the Black Pudding, Sausages and Tomatoes.
Coffee and tea already available.
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DIY - how about chocolate false eyes and marshmallow ghosts? (due to lack of trick or treaters last night)
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A colleague of mine was entertaining last night, and serving pumpkin soup...from a pumpkin!
I'm sure the pumpkin field (next to DIY's sprout field, just beyond the dunes) still has a few left, so I'm sure between us we can think of a few recipes that don't involve binning the flesh and keeping the skin...
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mittfh 68, I hope the colleauge hadn't carved a face in the pumpkin. Pumpkin pie and pumpkin nut bread are nice. You don't cook most thing from the loose, stringy, gung scooped out. You use the solid orangish flesh next to the skin. You furriners, I don't know!
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Pumpkin soup, too.
Oi! Who you calling furrin?
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SSC, yes, it has to be Ed 3woods
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Lunch time! Is that pumpkin pie ready yet? Personally, I prefer pecan pie, so here's some stright out of the oven.
By the way, is it pea-can, or pecaaaan?
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A trawl around giggle tells me that pumpkin pie and pumpkin soup were once sort of the same thing - scoop out pumpkin, fill with milk, spices and honey and bake in hot ashes. Perhaps we should try it here on tonight's beach bonfire?
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Gill 72, See Johnny Pecon on youtube.
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David_Mcnickle (75) Love it - thank you!
How about a Ladies' Excuse Me Polka round the bonfire later, while we wait for the Pumpkin Pie?
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Gill 76, My father liked polka music and Cleveland had several well known bands because of the European groups that settled there. Pecon was on TV and so was Frankie Yankovich. I have several of my father's 33 1/3 LPs, including Pecon.
It is realllllly raining here. Looks like no fireworks display in the park for me.
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Gill 76, I don't know which one you looked at, but it might have been from Polka Parade on TV in the 1950s. He teamed with Lou Trebar to play button box accordians. Look at youtube Pecon Polka to see what a button box sounds like. Also youtube Knaus Waltz and Argentina Waltz Lou Trebar.
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We've had fireworks going off for the past 2 nights - no pretty sparkles to be seeen from my house, just lots of loud bangs.
Thank goodness the fireworks on this beach just hiss and fizz!
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Lovely to see you here Bill n Ben! Pull up a lounger and that crate of Liffey water I see behind you........
I actually frightened trickortreaters last night! Opened the front door to what I thought was my lift to the pub, and put the squits into 3 little witches giggling on the doorstep.
Because I was fully Goth'd up for the evening... oops!... and me pointy hat and all.
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Gosh it's quiet here tonight. Exhausted after the party, huh? I'll just hie me to this spare hammock, with a warm duvet and a glass of shiraz...zzz...zzz...zzz.....
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Morning Peeps, bit of fik head this morn. Went to Sparks in the Park last night with the grandchildren and son #2 etc.
It was very very very wet, but very very very good fun! And good time was had by all.
Coffee and nibbles now at NC's for those that are up and about.
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Morning DIY, morning everyone.
Lovely pot of Redbush on the bar for unthickening of heads!
Who's for a lap of the buoys before lunch?
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Gosh! I know it's a bit late but thank you for all the lovely birthday greetings on the 17th October beach! I had a VERY busy work day on the day itself, so celebrated the next day -- Saturday -- instead.
As FB froggers know, I started a new job at the beginning of October so have been excessively absemt from these shores this last month, so I am especially touched by your greetings.
Does anyone else remember that the first ever party on the frog was held on 17th October 2006? It was the second monthiversary of the blog as well as my birthday and the beach hadn't even been discovered, but there was food and drink and silliness galore. It all seemsso long ago!!
Aren't froggers just the bestest?! Big frugs to all. :-)
A, x.
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Appy, that lap of the buoys was a great idea! Now I'll just get out of the ''fancy dress'' (!) you lent me and find something for lunch ;o)
Frugs back atchya! xx
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Gosh you have a very good memory Appy - and yes I vaguely remember, and it does seem a long time ago.
Mind you - any excuse for a celebration on the blog.
Remember when Eddie used to tell us how many comments there had been - not sure if that information is available these days.
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Oh and forgot to add that I have left a bumper pack of McVitie's chocolate covered digestives near the NCB - but I'm convinced one of the camels is eyeing them up.
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After a very promising day's music making, I am ready to put my guitar down, and my feet up, and to be fed grapes by any passing frogger.
Some of the grapes have been conveniently converted into wine, and others are still in their raw state.
Glass of, anyone.....? ;o)
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Ah, hose were the days, Appy :-) Here, you, Fifi and Gillian can relax with a a glass or two of Black Stump...
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And here's the missing "T" from that last post!
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Cheers Ffred ;o)
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Ah, Fifi - I've just collected (well, yesterday morning) my guitar from an excellent local craftsman who has lowered the strings and adjusted the bridge and ground my nut and generally made my guitar playable - so I think we should treat everyone to a duet. What do you say??
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oooh, yes please Sid!!!
I have a couple of bottles open, and will pour whilst you both tune up.....
n-n
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Appy-
'FB' froggers?
My mind's a blank....
Mollyxx
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Ah Molly (94), FB refers to the non-frog place where some froggers meet. It answers you question about how we managed to get together in person. Think social networking sites. And join up -- then you can join in!!
Just for fun:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/pm/2007/06/post_7.shtml
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Fearless (89/90) But I liked "hose were the days"! It made me think of "pantyhose" and therefore 1950s American films... :-)
Snackette?
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A snackette would be lovely, Appy :-) Just what I need to keep me going 'til lunch....
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FF 90, Those were the days Jose.
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Have I missed Much?
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Stewart (99): I'm afraid you've missed Much, but Friar Tuck will be here soon ;-)
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FF 100, Then he can Tuck in.
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FF 100 Try switching the F and the T.
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Now, now Mr DMcN, well have none of that R&B smutty talk here on the beach.
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FF 100, And Ms Fullsome will be on the way with her Adjustable V-kini. Very suitable for the beach. (Google it)
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From my Nana's "pensioner village of the damned" (as she is now describing it).
"All those millions of people and that's the best they could find? Judge Judy would be better."
and
"I don't need cholesterol tablets. I'm happy being furred up."
As she says, if "Jeremy Vine" gets his way we'd have to visit the elderly enclaves to get this insight...
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David McN: Selfcensoring is quite an art, isn't it? Shame some BBC performers haven't perfected it to the same degree as you.
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BS 106, I was brung up in an evangelical church. No smut there. But then, a previous girlfriend got pregnant before marriage.
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Morning Peeps, anyone doing a sandwich, bagel or sub run at lunchtime?
I could murder a coronation chicken on rye with extra onion!
I hope you all had a relaxing and not too damp weekend and got all those little jobs done!
I know I didn't.
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Appy-
Ah! All is clear....
Right- off to the Furrowed Brow.... that's where it's at...
(only joking! I know old FB...)
Mollyxx
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Some little jobs are still sitting there saying: "Do us! Do us!"
I've just looked behind the bar at Nick's and there's a big tray of sarnies there. Someone seems to have got your order.
Now, what shall I have? That salmon, cucumber, dill and mayo on wholemeal bread looks quite tempting... or a big, juicy, pickly ploughman's...
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PS: please feel free to make any innuendos you wish to...
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Frances_O. i just skim read your post and thought you had said or a big, juicy, prickly ploughman's...!
Now that's an interesting combo!
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Off to a Pizza and Politics meeting at the Lib Dems soon. Any questions you want answered? How about a piece of stale pizza? A glass of red wine? Lib Dem pizza comes with everything on it.
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DI_W 112, A big, juicy, prickly ploughman's what?
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Can I have a slice of big, juicy, prickly ploughman's pizza, please?
Question: Why is Vince Cable the only politician I can trust to be honest and far-sighted about the economy?
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I have the committee from hell tonight. Pass me that tin hat, will you, Frances? I may need it....
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F_O 115, Peter Piper's prickly ploughman's pizza?
I would have voted for Cable if he had run, but had to settle for Chris Huhne. I might be talking to Lord McNally tonight. Any questions.
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(117 - Are you still here, DMcN?? Havent you got a pizza and patter to go to??!!! Take a brolly, it's bound to rain...)
I must admit, I hugely enjoyed your sarnies at lunch, F_O, but I decided to leave the pickly ploughman's.
My little jobs list is growing and growing... but enough of that, it's the BEACH!!!!
yay!!!
So, I am going to streach out in the sun for a wee while, on the hammock, and close my eyeballs for a short.. short ..(yawns!!!)
n-n
xx
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blast - just occurred to me: DMcN's choice of foodstuffs and politics would be more humourous if it were pitta and patter....
This is as good as it gets, and I'm here all week, folks!!!
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Here you are, Feefs [clunk, clatter] [pitta, patter].
I'm keeping the spare for myself, with all these prickly ploughmen around.
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Backtracking for a moment as I try to catch up, does anyone remember when tights first came in from Germany and were called strumph-hosen (I think that was the spelling) and then someone realised that if you did not stretch them over a heated pseudo-human form to shape them flat you could call them leprechauns !
Well enough of the little people, I feel the need of some soothing music and a hammock.
Budge over there Mr Noodle.
Ah, Sid, the re-voiced guitar is just grand.
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Anne P(121)
Steady on - we don't want to give the chaps nightmares!
seems like n-n's vacated the hammock pretty quickly!
Told you.......!
molllyxx
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Okay, so it may only be tuesday, but I feel like it should be the end of the week already... Anyone mind if I grab half an hour in the blue hammock?
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Anybody see a programme late last night on Jake Thrackray? I'd forgotten how good he was.
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Anne P (121) I well remember my first pair of tights. They were a birthday present from two of my schoolfriends, who had to buy them as a joint present because they were so expensive. I was thrilled to bits! It must have been 1969 or 1970, though I'm sure they were available before then.
Would someone please give Ffred a nudge in 10 minutes - I'm off to make paper owls now!
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nn 118, It drizzled a bit. Typical Lib Dems, can't decide to rain properly or not to rain. The pizza was nothing to brag about.
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QL 124, I accidentally stumbled onto it after coming home from the Lib Dem do. I decided after about a half hour that he was good, but wouldn't want to listen to two hours of Thackray. He had a good way with words, but his songs were too long and he wrote the same 'music' over and over. He certainly reminded me of French performers of the same ilk. Didn't he look old at 63?
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To Fred and the Qualified Loon on the old Beach ... sorry about that. It's because of this new thing where you have to Refresh when you arrive, instead of automatically bouncing into the most uptodate version of a thread.
If there's no Recent Comment on the Beach, I use the Beach category... and if I forget to F5 when I get there, I just dive into the Beach at the top of the visible pile.
Perhaps rather than cause confusion I'll just stay at home today. :o( The bacon butties are going cold too.
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Fifi 128, I told everybody to gubber orf a couple of days ago, but people just don't listen.
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What ho!
It's been a little while since I last made it to the Beach. A combination of being very busy at work and Mrs Wonko hosting two Halloween parties on successive nights! Still a good time was had by all... and the parties weren't bad either! ;o)
As usual with such events you tend to over cater, so I've brought the beer and wine we didn't drink, together with left over halloween biscuits and sweets for the trick or treaters.
;o) []
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Oh, dear!
Pre-celebrating my birthday, last night.
Today, it feels like I'm suddenly matching Walter Cronkite not only for day and month, but year!
Feel great about it, getting older, I mean!
'Cos I've got such a nice song to go with it.
Poor old Walter only had that good fortune 28 years ago.
(This time ofthe year 1944, 'Does Eat Oats'**** (or phonetics to that effect) were/was top of the 'hitparade' (sheet music sales, I guess))
**** And little lambs eat ivy
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If only Jimmy Giro were still here, I'd ask him how to
'Rent a cottage in the Isle of Wight
If it's not too dear'
But he got trampled on by goats in a regrettable incident.
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Warro Wonko! How about we hang on to your goodies and enjoy them at the Fireworks party tomorrow night?
I hope there are some toffee apples in your hamper!
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Toffee apples, no. Peanut brittle pears instead? ;o) []
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Wow! Even better, Wonko - thanks ;o)
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Whoops! Someone help me to a hammock, please.
I've just had an injection in my hip (well, bottom, really) and my sciatic nerve has been anaesthatised. Stood up, nearly fell over. My leg is dead drunk.
And to think some people pay good money to fall around like this!
It was a bit scary, though, crossing the main road - almost took a tumble (omigod omigod, squashed Frances).
Got home (unsquashed) and rang a friend with MS to say - is this how is is on bad days? He said: not so different.
Thought: I'm lucky; this will wear off. His won't.
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Blast. Anaesthetised.
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Mind how you go Frances!!!
Do they really recommend crossing the main road after the injection?! Sounds like a dodgy strategy to me....!!
Are you having any more injections at a future date?!
n-n
xx
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Mmm, well, it was the only way to get home... and since I hadn't known I was going to be pranged, I hadn't made arrangements.
Don't know about future jabs. I will be prepared, though...
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... and thanks, n-n
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Ahhh!!!! A prang at short-notice!!! Them's always the worst sort...
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True, n-n.
Mind you, in a way I'm glad I didn't know I would be prung, so didn't have time to worry/get tense etc.
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Frances (that came out as Fancies, first!) - I would rather be prung unexpectedly. There's nothing worse (in my opinion) than having to anticipate being prung.
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Although I work with computers, sometimes I can't help but hate them... mine has suddenly decided it can't find Facebook, Camstreams or YouTube... (and in the rare moments it can find YT, half the videos I click on claim they're no longer available...extra grrr...) [1]
So I'll just content myself with catching up on the various shows I've downloaded with iPlayer - at least it'll be a break from wall-to-wall "US '08"...
[1] Before you start wondering about what I was trying to watch, let's just say none of them required me to click [Confirm Birth Date]! I know some of you have very fertile imaginations ;)
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Just realised that the beach polling station is covered in hanging chavs :-)
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Izzy - quite. And broad grin re 'fancies'.
Stewart - giggle. Should we cut them down, d'you think?
Strong coffee at Nick's for those who need it. Eddie? Yours is a double.
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Morning all. Have disentangled the hanging chavs, pulled up their hoodies and sent them home to Mum.
Since RL is abominably gloomy today I propose to sit here in the shade with a large cup of English breakfast and a croissant with home-made marmalade.
Plenty more on the bar.
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All this talk of jabs (not chavs) has reminded me that I have an appointment with a needle this afternoon. Still, it's supposed to keep me 'well' this winter, so I suppose I should be grateful.
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Frances O - I know it shouldn't, but your prang/prung/jab story made me laugh.
I used to have problems with my back, one symptom of which was that occasionally the feeling/response in my left leg would go AWOL - I'd put my foot down and get no sensation of it touching the ground.
The most spectacular event was at an outdoor reception, when I stepped down off a raised path and went ar@e over t't whilst holding a full pint of beer. I'm sure a lot of people thought that I was as drunk as a skunk. I had only just my first sip out of the pint though and managed not to spill a drop.
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Ooh, afternoon all! I come bearing plates of sandwiches for all to tuck into...
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Can't join you for the sandwiches unfortunately. We're taking an employee out for lunch as he is 65 today. Can't let him retire - he knows too much! If there is any booze left over, I'll bring it back to the Beach.
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Loonie, it makes me laugh, too... dead drunk leg, sober rest of me - very odd.
Am 99.9 per cent better today. Yippee!
Thanks, FF, I was just getting peckish.
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Oh, and Big Sis, best of luck with what I'm guessing is a flu jab
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Afternoon Peeps.....RL is busy, busy busy so this a flying visit to make you are all having fun!
Will be on holiday from tomorrow so will be able to 'play' on the Beach as and when.
Big Sis, 148, I am having mine on Saturday!
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Mmm, nice sandwiches FF. Thanks.
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Thanks, Fearless, both for the good wishes and the timely sarnies. :)
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(Never one to miss an opportunity)
*dons white coat, sets up table and chair, with screen*
Roll up, roll up! Get your flu jabs 'ere!
Ten guineas a shot, you won't feel a thing!
Don't leave it till tomorrow - it might be too late!
[Note: doesn't compromise your NHS status]
Dr Sid
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Nah - I don't want a flu jab. I had flu a few years back and it was awful.
And if you're selling tetanus jabs, I don't want those either!
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Arrghhh, more jabs! Mercy, Dr Sid!
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Selling tetanus jabs? I don't think so!
Roll up, roll up. Get a flu jab, get a tetanus jab free! Come on now, don't be shy ...
Dr Sid
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Too near teatime for coffee and biscuits folks? I seem to have lost most of today catching up on the frog - especially the WW1 one. So moving. It made me realise too, that we didn't talk about it, well not enough to have proper reminiscences. You don't half regret those lost opportunities, do you? I didn't even ask as much as I should have done about the 4 year POW stint in WW2.
Anyways, on to happier thoughts.
I remember my first pair of tights - twas in the mid 60s and they were American Tan! I have a box of unopened packs of tights dating from late 70s on, I didn't particularly mean to horde them, I was just fascinated by having coloured tights to co-ordinate with every outfit, and sometimes got a bit carried away if they were on special offer, or were irresistibly patterned. Green paisley pattern anyone?
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Val P (161) I'd prefer burgundy trellis, if possible please ;o)
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Might even be able to manage that Gillianian!
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Gimme a big scrumpy! Eddie has felt the need to use artistic license with my Ottum photo by deleting 3/4ths of it.
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a quick pop in!!!!
hi and cheers and pour me one for later and see you !!!
n-n
xx
Mind the prang!!!!
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Oh, dear, DMcN, and I just commented on the Autumn thread that you should be happy now.
Right, I'll pop down to Cessa's and start treading those apples...
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F_O 166, We artistes don't like to be messed with.
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David (164): If he can trim back the Stars 'n Stripes, you shouldn't be surprised when he prunes your twigs.
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BS 168, Well I'll twig his prunes. (whatever that means)
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Or, perhaps, you could prig his tunes?
I can't imagine Eddie with prunes somehow ....
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Eddie is a prune.....sometimes.
Pork cooked with prunes is nice.
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Personally, I prefer lamb with prunes, Moroccan style. Eddie might like that, too.
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Nah, Pork Normande, made with apples and Normandy cidre. Maybe a bit of Calvados.
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Cock-a-leekie.
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Cock-a-leggie.
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Poop-a-scoopie?
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Frances O (174) - Do you remember all the fuss that there was about the stain on Monica Lewinsky's dress and then they found out it was only that soup?
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And the link with cock-a-leekie is?
Er - did they say what flavour soup, or is that just going a bit too far? I'm guessing cream of chicken.
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Mess-a-dressie?
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France O - Are you being deliberately dim or are you pulling my leg? But yes, it was cock-a-leekie.
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Peeps..if 'Sid' offers you an 'Anti Sprout' jab at twenty eight pounds (stirling), I can do it for 4 shillings and 8 pence!
The result is the same, just more pain!
Anyhoo, Scrumpy is up!
Sup up and enjoysh......hic
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Just back from the village bonfire and fireworks - bit too noisy for me, and the obligatory catherine wheel that fails to rotate of course.
Great bonfire, lovely display and now back for baked potatoes and stuffed squash which have been in the oven while we were out. Appropriately enough the squash is called 'sweet lightening'.
Plenty for everyone - do tuck in.
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Frances_O - tee hee!!
Thanks, Anne P, a baked spud will just hit the spot!!!
and a flagon of scrumpy to aid the flow.....
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A baked spud with melted scrumpy topping..... mmmmmmmm!
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Morning Froggers, Peeps and Frogging Peeps!
Now on a holiday from RL again (last one abandoned due to poorly chesticles) so to start off the day on a cheery note I have done a light breakfast. Toast, scrammbled eggs and grilled Toms with coffee is ready, tuck in!
(various other eggs are available)
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Oooh, I haven't had scrammmmmbles for ages! Thanks.
Loonie, a bit of both. It wasn't really cock-a-leekie, surely? That would be too ironic and amusing.
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Frances O - Nah, of course not. I was trying to re-use a joke I heard when the story was at it's height. It was much funnier at the time!
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OK, mutual but incomprehensible leg-pulling. The limitations of frogging. Can't see the other person's face. And I don't want to litter my posts with :) smilies
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I shouldn't be here - but couldn't resist scrambled eggs!
See you later ;o)
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Is it nearly time to get up?
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Sid, you missed the 9am Pre Christmas Sprout tasting!
I will reschedule you for 6am a week after next Friday.
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Fifi 184, How do you melt scrumpy?
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D_McN.......you defrost it?
Although the natural state of Scrumpy is liquid at room temp, it can be formed into a solid by reducing it's ambient temp to - 155.7397 deg C.
Or it can be formed into a gaseous state by heating to 2000.10482 deg C!
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DI_W 193, No, I drink it.
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To those who have been missing Aunt Dahlia this year, I bring this:
'I've been back and forth to Italy in a somewhat surprise career move, that has kept me absolutely flat out.
'I have only managed to look at the blog very infrequently. Do give my love to anyone who misses me.
'The contract is shortly coming to an end, so I may well be back with my gigoglo, a dashing little Bactrian, I thought.
'Hugs and tutto bene!
Kit'
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What ho everyone!
Sorry to miss the party last night. I was busy being asleep despite the heavy artillery going off all around our neighbourhood last night, having had some rather late nights and early mornings of late, often on the same day!
Our local supermarket was offering half price fireworks when I called in on my way home from work, though I was pleased to see they were only selling to over 18s with photo ID. We occasionally have "trouble" with the junior elements of the local intelligensia, to the extent that they won't sell eggs, flour or anything sticky to under 18s in the lead up to Halloween either.
I'm having a Cornish Pasty for lunch, would anyone care to join me?
;o) []
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Oh, Aunt Dahlia! Please pass on my best to him/her from me!
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Will do, Big Sister (197). ;o)
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Oh that's spooky Fifi - I was just thinking about her when I was away at the weekend. Purlease send greetings from me too :o)
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From a pedant: Purlease - what kind of word is that?
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Wonko 196, Cornish Pasty, Lunch, 2pm?...get a grip mate!
VH.....200, re Purlease - best ask The Non Stick Cat!
Aaaaand anover thing...sooo good to hear from Aunt Dahlia via Feefs the Medium!!!
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Purlese? It's the language knitters use. k1, p2, kbl3
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DIY - Yes, lunch at 14:00, welcome to my working day! My record was 16:37 a few months back. Given that I'm normally a gibbering wreck... ok, more of a gibbering wreck than usual if I don't get food inside me every three hours (sleep not withstanding), I'm not quite sure what kind of a state I was in at the time. Still, I'm sure it was entetaining for my colleagues.
Ah, time for dinner! ;o) []
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peeps - watch out for your tootsies, I think I see a tide rolling in......
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Fifi (195) - Please tell Aunt Dahlia that she has been sorely, sorely missed. I'd be glad if you would tell her of my change in 'nom de frogeur' and that I recall her saying of me: "if he can't be ar$ed I'll never darken his portal again...."? and that I return the sentiment.
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QL - Lol, does she know how many times you've thrown your teddy out of the pram since then??
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Val - Well, the last couple of times it has been me that has been thrown out of the pram. The Intermittent Horse has been terminated and BorkenBronco put down!
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Can somebody please remind me the correct postal address for PM? Used to be able to look it up via the blog but no longer.
:o(
PS Loon - message forwarded.
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Pm Adress is
Room G601
BBC News Centre
Wood Lane
London
W12 7RJ
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