The Olympic Opening Ceremony is underway
and will last for six months.
Meanwhile, Hugh has been to a registry office in Beijing, (hear that tonight) and he's also sent some words and photos to illustrate last night's report from the velodrome in Lanzhou.

"Auspicious day for getting married.
It's the day the Olympics start.....
....and it's the 8th of the 8th, 2008. 8 is a magic number in China.
16.400 couples registered to collect their marriage certificates today.....

......including 3,000 couples just at this Beijing register office.
And back at the track...the velodrome in Lanzhou.

Ma Yan Ping, champion cyclist who was in the Chinese Olympic teams in Athens and Sydney. She is expecting her 'Olympic' baby on August 13th.
16 to 18 year old mountain bikers with their eye on London 2012.
I asked if they wouldmake it to London. There was a chorus of 'Yes!'"

~RS~q~RS~~RS~z~RS~52~RS~)
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As always Hugh, great photographs!
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'Underway' is an interesting example of how English changes (following on from last night's spelling item). It should be (or has been) 'under way' (2 words) till now, but is becoming one word. It's almost got to the point where it's an 'accepted variant'.
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"accepted varient" is that like a hybrid car?
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I'm confused. They've just had an astronaut, a giant Earth and Sarah Brightman appearing on top of it...
...but she didn't sing "I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper"! What a missed opportunity.
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Is "accepted varient" an accepted variant of 'accepted variant'?
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I'm watching the ceremony on iPlayer - very nice, but it's a shame I can't fade out the pointless and banal commentary!
Please, let us watch and listen to the event, not have to endure the inane social and political drivel being spouted over the top
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But if a tree falls and there's no press to report it....
;-)#
ed
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This is one day I'm glad I've got to be in the office (at least for three more days), so I can miss the opening ceremony of the Olympics. Pretty soom we'll alll be urged to start counting down to some sporting hoo-ha in london in a few years time....
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...and now a pipe band is playing "Scotland The Brave" while the Maldives team walks around the arena...
This is very odd.
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I am going into hiding for the next 2 weeks.
1. I have a low 'overkill' threshold when it comes to TV and radio programmes being hyped and discussed all over the place
2. I'm not interested in watching sport
3. I don't care whether 'Team GB' (argh!) wins anything
4. We only have 4.5 terrestrial channels to choose from, so I can't even lose myself in repeats of M*A*S*H and wall-to-wall cookery programmes on digital
... I foresee a lot of long post-prandial walks and meteor-watching ahead.
:o(
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We're going camping for the next 2 weeks ...
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Thanks for the reminder, fifi
xx
ed
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Fifi, never mind. Here - have a nice cup of Mazawattee tea. :0)
Enjoy!
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No, no, don't be nice to me!
[sniffles]
This periodic obsession with sport drives me nuts and makes me seriously consider jacking in the TV licence and going full time with the band!
If it's not golf, football, rugby, more football, cricket, the occasional dart, athletics, yet more football ...
[draws breath]
... it's the Olympics where they put all the other sports together and add some new ones!
[stomps off in the huff]
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(and a nicer looking huff I've yet to see, Feef) :-)
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Fifi,
I feel exactly the same about sport; once the opening ceremony is over, it's DVDs and very selective radio listening for me for a fortnight.
(watching...)
George Bush seems utterly unimpressed by the appearance of the Iraqi team.
Those poor cheerleaders lining the track are beginning to look tired out, but still they dance.
The Hungarians seem to have been eating messy jam sandwiches...
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When does the beach volleyball start
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Stop making me laugh, FFred (15). I'm trying to be grumpy here!
* stomps off further away this time *
;o)
(drat)
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Feef, of course you can storm off in a huff. If that's too soon, you can go in a minute and a huff....
(c) Groucho Marx - Duck Soup
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The Swiss team has just this minute rolled into the stadium........
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Can it be magic for us here, too, please? I could do with a little stardust ...
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Fifi - I can thoroughly recommend an allotment. It's an ideal place to get away from sport (no telly or radio), and that's where I'll be camped out for the next few weeks. Now, where did I leave my tent...;-)
ps. Do I need to flounce off here?
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On the other hand - there are some who would love to have the chance to watch the best in the world competing in their favourite sport (such as cycling), but won't be able to because it is on digital/sat./cable. :o(
Can't get satellite (big trees in the way), local transmitter still not upgraded so no digital signal and too far out in the sticks for cable.
harrrumph...
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Can you play allotment volleyball?
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UTT, Sounds perfect!
Slainte!
ed
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TIH 5, Is hybridcar and accepted variableness of hybrid car?
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Not unless you consent to wear the regulation strip:
Skimpy shorts, beergut-hiding baggy teeshirt, and wellingtons. Plus the team Speedos on head.
Anything else just looks ridiculous.
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peteispo 6, Amen to that. They think they are more important than the event.
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Sorry, my (27) was addressed towards Thunderbird's (24).
;o)
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fifi 10, Wot, no freeview box?
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Sid 11, We did our camping in June-July.
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David (30): No, not even that. We'd need a new aerial and don't really want the hassle. We just muddle along with the thingy in the attic.
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Ed I - you're welcome to pop round any time! ;o)
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UTT, I presume you have wireless broadband...
;-)
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(27) you bin peking again?
got to hand it to them though, they really fireworks awfully well!
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DO, doh!
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Fifi 32, Is that why you have 4.5 channels? Ch 5 upstairs has lines running through it like prison bars and the freeview box won't get it at all. Everything else, yes. We have a better aerial for the TV downstairs, so everything works fine. I don't want to come across as rolling in money, because we certainly aren't. Both TVs are old with small screens. I know people who can't get Ch 5 at all because their aerials point in the wrong direction.
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Eddie, Why do the Chinese laugh so much when they talk?
Why, oh why, oh why, can't BBC newspeople pronounce Michigan? It is (for the umpteenth time) MISH-I-GAN, not MITCH-I-GAN!!!
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D_M, (38) I know!
My sister lives in MAH-GET, NP, mind you the B52's have now all gone so there isn't a lot going for the place.
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DI_W 39, What did I say in 38? It has been tut tutted at.
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LOL......You were commenting on how to pronounce Michigan correctly!
as in MISH-HE-CAN?
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David (37) : Yes, we 'nearly' get C5! My SO bought an independent aereal (9.95) to plug in when we're watching 5, and we just switch it over when we need to.
The famous C5 tuners-in (remember them?) managed to turn up when we were both out at work, and left one of the cards promising to return and tune us in at some later date. We stopped holding our breath when we started feeling dizzy.
And in the little bit of Scotland where my Mum lives, there is no C5 at all, for anyone. Imagine! no CSI.... no Laura Norder.... no Megastructures.... no NCIS....
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No C5 here. I thought it was one of Clive Sinclair's madder ideas
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DI_W 41, Careful, or you will be modded. Not Mitch-i-gan.
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Fifi 42, Oh no, no CSIs NCIS (my favorite), no L and Os. Of course, if you have freeview, they are available on other channels.
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DI_W 41, Maybe it was other bit about the, er, people laughing when they talk. Musn't offend anyone.
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Upthe Trossachs @ 23, some of us would love the chance to watch our favourite sport ... Do you happen to know whether they plan to show any fencing from this year's Olympic Games, or will they ignore the whole sordid sport the way they generally seem to?
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So the opening cemetary is under way. I say never trust air you can't see. okay, who wants to take bets on which event will be the first for one of the contestants to drop dead from oxygen starvation due to the pollution?
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Only just getting the hang of blogs so initially posted comment below in wrong place! The Olympic opening ceremony was truely awesome and spectacular. Who can now be in any doubt that the 21st century will belong to the East.
It would be just great if the Beeb could dig out of their archives the historical documentary series, 'Storm from the East'. Dealing with Gengis Kahn to Kublai Khan. The latter founding the Yuan dynasty and who placed his sumptuous court in what is now Beijing
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After we'd behaved so badly they called us Foreign Devils, there was some unpleasantness over opium, wasn't there?
That is probably what the Glass Box white lines are, good old British opium, as grown in India.
Mao had to free himself of the addiction that all China suffered from and ensured our dominance in the lucrative coastal cities.
A good drug like that, taking 150 years for the addiction to cure! Rare to find. Still, tobacco is good in it's way.
Then the Japanese, our allies now, gave them some unpleasantness in WW2, I'm told.
All those Idle Women and Hilda Gibsons finally pulling their weight in the Cultural Revolution!
Why don't these people tell us about their history, for goodness sake!!
PS Whatever are we going to do about ours in 2012?
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Sid (2) er, I think it was just a tpyo....I agree that under way is right....but maybe they will merge, like...under pants?
peteispo (6) Yes! Why not? A 'clean feed' would be easy, with the Interactive Button. The best commentators say very little. Unless they're on the radio.
The Stainless Steel Cat (9): so it wasn't just me wondering what that awful persistent drone was...it was the dreaded pipes....audible for a lot longer than the Maldives' parade...stand by (standby?) for Xinjiang the Brave played on a Uighur Dotar at the London Opening Ceremony in 2012?
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PM leader (51) re your ps - I only caught the edited hightlights of the ceremony due to the annoying need to work. From what I did see, there is only one thing we can do about 2012 - PANIC!
Not sure why Ken Livingstone was there - he can't approve of the human rights thing - but still - his comment was presumable to calm suicidal 2012 organisers. I suggest we do the whole thing for the smallest possible budget to prove that it could be fun, and maybe restore a sense of proportion for future generations. Get some advice from Manchester Commonwealth organisers perhaps.
tod
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Sorry pml - you were 50 not 51
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as a very pedantic footnote, I always thought it was "under-weigh"
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