The newsletter sent this morning has still not arrived. When do you think it will arrive in my inbox? Whoever gets closest to the exact date, time and year will win a printed off copy of the newsletter signed by me! Yes. That's right.
In the meantime, let me alert you to our programme tonight. We're looking at face transplants - just recorded an int with the man who'll lead the team doing the world's first full transplant. Also, we are checking right now whether we'll be able to bring you clips of what Madonna told Oprah about Dave.
I've spoken to the head of that July 7th charity which has wound itself down having done its job rather well by all accounts. What did he get right that some other charities and relief funds didn't?
Also: would you welcome a nuclear dump under your house if it meant getting a new community centre? And Sir Patrick Moore looks ahead 100 years. That's one helluva monocle.
So come on - let me have your guesses. When WILL the PM newsletter sent today arrive in my inbox?