Blago's back! And Now He's Biblical...
He's back! Just as one former Chicago politician was attempting to put a serious, sober and ethical face on American leadership, Governor Rod Blagojevich of Illinois (watch my report here) has been reminding us that it doesn't have to be this way.
With typical understatement he's been comparing his arrest in December on corruption charges to the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbour, calling it a "complete surprise". We might have guessed as much since, on the day itself (the arrest day, not the bombing which brought America into World War Two), he'd responded to the FBI raid by asking "Is this a joke?".
Blagojevich's impeachment trial opens in the Illinois Senate today. Later he'll face a criminal trial on various charges, most notably trying to sell Barack Obama's senate seat. He has told the AP news agency he has no intention of mounting any defence at the impeachment because he feels the process is unfair.
"Give me a right to call witnesses, give me a right to subpoena witnesses and documents, to properly prepare a case - and I'll be the first one there," said Blagojevich. Otherwise, "I'm not going to be a party to a process like that. And if it means I have to sacrifice myself to a higher cause, for the people of Illinois and for the principle of due process and the right to call witnesses, then so be it."
His lawyers have been complaining they can't question people they claim would help his case, such as President Barack Obama's chief of staff Rahm Emanuel. This will be a relief to Obama's avowedly ethical White House, which wants to maintain as much distance as possible between itself and Hot Rod.
And his antagonists in his home state? "The reason is they want to get me out fast so they can put a huge income tax increase on the people of Illinois," said the governor, who reiterated he would never resign.
He added that he'd turned to religion to help cope with the pressure. "I'm not the first person this is happened to, all you have to do is read the Bible and see other people who this has happened to."
While I couldn't find any direct references to previous Illinois governors in the Good Book, Blago is mentioned a couple of times in the splendid "America All Better", the current satirical show from Chicago's Second City. The theatre troupe, which spawned generations of U.S. Comedians from Joan Rivers to John Belushi to Tina Fey, is in excellent fettle and leaves one questioning why, in comparison, so much satire on American TV remains so weak.
It is of course hard to satirise Blago. Today he apologised for the colourful language he's accused of using in wiretapped conversations saying he would have used different words had he known he was being taped. As the wiretap has it: "F***in' golden!
Enjoy a brief clip of Second City's "America All Better". Blago doesn't feature but the main character is supposed to be Chicago's Mayor Daley, the man at the heart of the City Machine (who, you should note, has never been charged with any offence). He also has a reputation for interesting locutions.
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