Newsnight caption challenge

We would expect the Newsnight audience to include its fair share of rapier wits, so to that end we are laying down a challenge - come up with a funny caption for this picture of Barack Obama, who of course we are putting in the spotlight later tonight in our special programme to mark his first 100 days.
Our editor Peter Rippon has already had a stab, coming up with:
The president who can do anything: 'I found this guy in my hat."
Deputy editor Jasmin Buttar suggested:
Since becoming First Lady Michelle Obama has developed her own distinct fashion sense.
But can you do better? Only one way to find out...
And don't forget to join us at 10.30pm tonight on BBC Two for a special live programme from Chicago, Obama's political home, where we'll be hearing from Reverend Jesse Jackson and some of the Windy City's finest as we assess Mr Obama's progress so far.

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One just keeps going on and on and on... before he needs changing, hopefully.
The other...
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Did you ever see a rabbit with glasses? He didn't eat his carrots !
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The President hopes that his new finance czar will end an alleged Geithner "credibility gap"
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Obama identifies cause of Swine Flu.
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For those of you who don't believe the world is changing! Look what's happened to Michael Moore!!
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It's OK Gordon, they've not recognised you yet!
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"I looked into his eyes and saw his soul and knew he was a good man".
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The Chas 'n Dave classic ‘Rabbit’ is given a new karaoke treatment by the President and friend.
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And now I would like to hand over to Sarah Palin who would like to share with you her thoughts on her first 100 days not in office.
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Can we guarantee America will not torture this rabbit? Yes we can.
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"Is this the shmo who was running the country before me?"
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I'm told there is an invisible rabbit called Harvey standing next to me, can you see him?
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Tired of tax evading humans, Obama looks to Harvey to fill key Cabinet position.
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"Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be too late!"
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" ... and of all the world leaders with whom I'm most impressed, the British Prime Minister here is, er, ..."
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Can we cook it?--Yes we can!
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Noddy and Big Ears save the planet.
Noddy's the one with the grasp of statsepersonlike gravitas, and the value of delivery over hype... I think)
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So we changed our minds again on the Portuguese Water Dog.....
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In light of some stuff emerging...
'Do what I say, or the bunny gets it'
(Beats the rest of us being hunted down for cranking the odd eyebrow)
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Honest. He is a banker.
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More entries from the Newsnight office...
From producer, Adam Livingstone:
"Headlights? What headlights?"'
And from David Grossman, Newsnight's political correspondent:
"I've explained to the girls that although he isn't technically a puppy he does meet all our other criteria."
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As everything seems to start in America (according to some)...
'And for our next trick... Myxomatosis!'
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"Who is the coloured guy with the microphone?"
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Father's for Justice attempts to recruit President Obama wasn't a goer
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'Gordon was telling me about this clown in a mask making him look silly, and how he was defining the country's political landscape, and then I turned around and...'puff' (got to love the new profanity filter excising what I tried to enter;), look what appeared in his stead!'
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Let me introduce my new special envoy on climate change. We expect change. That's what I promised.
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yes, i have been running for the position of president for a long time now. But it appears I have joined the mad hatters club with this fellow, as to save the economy I am certainly late late late!
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I always said politicians had a load of rabbit.....
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My new Presidential Press Secretary
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And here's the latest senator who's switched Republican to Democrat.
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Sarah Palin returns to haunt Obama!
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President Obama admits that the first results of embryo research are a little hare-brained.
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"Id like to introduce the new Presidential IVF advisor"
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What's Obama doing with one of the mutated chipmunk brothers?
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Today I have nominated Governor Harvey as my special adviser on combating rabbit flu.
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and Dubya's final act was his nomination for our new German ambassador Hare rabbit!
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To the astonishment of a random bystander, President Obama announces a new 80% marginal tax rate on big glasses for giant rabbits.
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"I didn't realise how quickly this job would turn my hare white"
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Harry Potter regrets questioning the President`s ability to make fundamental changes.
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Obama's new intelligent playboy image falls flat
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Michelle hadn't quite grasped Carla's panache
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The last two years was the rabbit trick; the last 100 days - the Rabbit Hole.
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"So I said to Craig Murray, 'Now that you are persona non grata in the UK, you can come over here for political asylum.."
"Thanks Mr President, but I'll stay incognito, just in case..."
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"So I said to Tim Geithner, 'Are you sure you can get the national debt under control ?' "
"What do you think I am, Mr President, the Easter Bunny ? "
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On the right, a children's favourite who most adults don't believe can conjure up sweeties from nowhere to keep everyone happy..
and..
On his left, the Easter Bunny..
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'Can my administration make sure we have filled all key cabinet posts in my first hundred days with candidates that are up to date with their income tax returns ? Well, thanks to Mr E. Bunny here, Yes We Can !'
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All together now - "How can the light that burned so brightly suddenly burn so pale?.....Bright Eyes......"
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'So before I turn into an American version of Tony Blair, I'm quitting while I'm ahead and handing over to my furry friend here..'
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Mr Goodwin here assures me there's a reason for his strange attire . . .
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"Well, we've got Alice in Wonderland economics, so I figured we needed a White Rabbit at the White House.."
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"Look what Mr Hefner sent me for my 100-day-anniversary present !!"
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"Of course, if this was Donnie Darko it would mean that the world was coming to an end..."
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"So without further ado, let me kindly introduce high commissioner Fiver from Watership Down to discuss their success with eco towns"
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"Mr Bunny, the ACORN Voter Registration desk is over there.."
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"This rabbit will not be released until someone explains Donnie Darko to me"
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"Hey Mr President, why are you haring around.. ?
Haven't you heard of Cadbury's Caramel ? " *
* - Sadly I can't put my address on this blog, so if anyone from Cadbury's is reading, you will just have to send the complimentary choccies to the Newsnight office instead...
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The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. "Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?" he asked.
"Begin at the begining," the King said gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland Chapter 12
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100 days in.... and I'm still in Wonderland !
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"Who thinks Hillary looks much smarter now that she's dropped those awful pantsuits ? "
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Thoughtfully Barak Obama diplomatically ignores his wife's bad 'hare' day.
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"Following my discussions with the White Rabbit I'm pleased to announce that we're going to resettle most Guantanamo Bay detainees in Wonderland."
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"Tony, Tony all you had to do was ask!"
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The BBC finally comes up with a cunning wheeze to clinch that important first interview with President Barack Obama...
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"No matter what my Republican critics may say, I did not have sex with that bunny!"
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Ahhh... so Obama uses duracell to keep going, I might have guessed.
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"Mr President, What is the prize for this competition ?"
"Oh, there is no prize Mr Bunny, but listening to Mr Paxman having to read out the winning entry will be such a treat !"
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After 100 days in office, the President retitles his memoir "The Audacity of Hopping"
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You're going to discuss Obama's first 100 days, and pictures of bunnies -- but you're NOT discussing Craig Murray's evidence regarding torture, to the Parliamentary Joint Committee on Human Rights. For shame.
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With the presidential thumb in his sights at long last, Marvin the lobby eared rabbit grinned mischievously to himself....
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69 - Global Issues - I have to say, that gives me sense of humour failure as well. If anyone hasn't seen his evidence, put half an hour aside this evening. It is stunning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF9spgagSHI
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Let me just say this once. Change!
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Eh, who's in charge of security around here?
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"My fellow americans. We have finally found the culprit behind the global financial crisis".
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The rabbit? I suppose it does look kinda weird, but we're just good friends really.
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It was becoming apparent Sarah Palin would go to any lengths to get in the White House
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So we didn't immediately recognise Bin Laden when we found him in his bunker
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This was 'the' embarrassing family member that the president hoped would not show up.
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"A white rabbit? I ordered a white elephant!"
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"American People! I cannot deliver your dreams in a hundred days; or in a million days! And nor can this guy with the microphone."
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President Obama invites Elton John to play for him.
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I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date....and he isn't it!
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Michelle is about to tell you guys something that some of you might find hard to believe.
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kokelaar @79 - Hilarious !!
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In the spirit of economy we tried to get the two for one deal at specsavers..
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"Sasha, hand me that hacksaw and then go help mummy hold his leg still .... we're gonna need a lot of luck this year"
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'He thought he was here to play us out with the 'Star Spangled Banner' folks, but I'm here to tell you ... Sir Elton John – This is Your Life!'
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So the results of stem cell technology arn't always predictable..
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I'm hunting wabbits...
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War in Iraq, War in Afghanistan, USA debt in the trillions, recession and depression looming, Iran becoming nuclear, 100 days grace and favour done and dusted - "Well thats all folks!"
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" ... and later at this wonderful fundraiser we'll be welcoming that great star of stage and screen – Miss Glenn Close."
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Senator McCain has endured sacrifices for America that most of us cannot begin to imagine.
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And this is 'Hare Force One'?
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Sometimes my bodyguards like to travel incognito
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87 IS ACTUALLY VERY FUNNY
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"Michelle is delighted I bought her a Rabbit, oh and here's someone in a daft costume."
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ok Pope Benedict, I retract the comments about miracles
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Ok, what wise guy put lsd in the White House drinking water?
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"No, no, no! I said the Treasury would have to find some 'BIG MONEY' to kick-start the economy!"
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Brilliant Mark_Lawson at no.93!
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Bill Clinton will do anything to get back into the White House.
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(Obama says ...)
When the chips were down - he pulled me out of hat.
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.....and my administration will undertake to ensure that nuclear waste will be properly disposed of in future, so that this sort of thing can NEVER happen again.
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"Remember the doubters when they said that the day a black man becomes President of the United States of America, we'd ALL be able to see a giant white rabbit? Well...meet Harvey!"
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With one final roll of the dice, the Heffner annual marketing budget is spent in a single blowout event.
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Hilary's plan for disarming North Korea isn't quite what I had in mind.
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Kids - don't do drugs! You can see the giant bunny, right? Tell me you can see the bunny?
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"When I said I would be proud to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with John Doe, I didn't quite mean this!"
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George doesn't live here anymore!
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'And this is why I am hereby banning the expenditure of campaign contributions on cosmetic surgery.'
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With the dodgy fake arm, President Obama's 'gottle of geer' routine was a poor choice at the press conference after such a momentous 100 days.
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We plan to send these crack commandoes into Iran to secretly review the nuclear facilites. They'll burrow under the wall....
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As it stepped outside the Newsnight ethos.
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"My fellow Americans, I think you know me well enough by know to appreciate that I am always to take tough decisions quickly, so when I am asked for a nomination for the new Justice to the Supreme Court..."
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, the Easter Bunny has laid down the gauntlet to our auto industry .. coast to coast transportation with a minimal carbon footprint.."
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greenunbearable - seconded, 87 should be up for the [virtual?] t-shirt...
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First close protection officer recruited from Roswell reflects on first 100 days in the job
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Hey, this guy's just invited me to a tea party at Number 10 Downing St.
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"My first 100 days have been a bit 'Disney', now I'm looking forward to the 'Warner' period......"
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Absolutely fabulous ........ Joanna Lumley for Prime Minister?!
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Hey everyone, meet the guy who came up with the Hare-brained-idea to send Air Force One over NYC
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And now Hilary would like to say a few words about solving the Middle East
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In the meeting of things we weren't sure we'd ever see, the flying pig was sadly absent due to illness.
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"Faith doesn't mean that you don't have doubts"... take this rabbit for example...
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And I've with me today the puppy dog I've been telling you all about.
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U.S. voter watches green shoots of recovery go up in flames.
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Will someone tell him i'm not Micheal Jackson?
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And if you think I've screwed up, think of what he would have done.
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As you can see my friend has made a full recovery from swine flu.
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I'm just so glad to introduce to you our newest recruit, having crossed from the Republican party to the Democrats....Arlen Spekter, Senator for the great state of Pennsylvania!!
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Now did I tell you the one about about the rabitt who had to borrow money to buy a carrott? - when he eat it is was one big credit crunch!
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Please give a big welcome cheer to our neigbours from Alpha Centauri and assure them that we have only their best interests at heart and that we come in Peace!
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now let us give a big cheer for our visitors from alpha centauri and reassure them that we come in peace and that we have their best interests at heart.
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"This is what I'm talking about. Science, not ideology."
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Having taken a torrent of abuse over his budget... Darling headed off to the land of the free where his talents would truly be appreciated!
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And on a more serious note, has anyone seen the carrot I had in my left hand?
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Just been watching BBC President Obama's 100 days and i do think that the BBC has been biased even before the election. Gavin Esler seems to be looking for people that oppose Obama for both right and wrong reasons and has not offered us a fair examination of the first 100 days. In addition, iw ould like to ask; "Is a 100 days enough time to examine progress at any level?
Think about it, should we really be examining a country like America and it's progress after only a 100 days. i am not supprised at all at Gavin's continual negative questioning style.He is almost leading the answers by saying things like i quote" Do you think he is Liberal? Asking about Obama's divisiveness etc.... i'm sick of the BBC's attitude to reporting things about Obama!!!!things like thay want Obama to do well? Like it's something that could never happen( almost saying like Wishful thinking)
i agree that Obama has made some risky/ possibly costly mistakes but i also think that the BBC is biased and they almost seem shocked by Obama's intelligience!! Civil rights and the economic crisis are very remotely related and it would not be discussed in so much detail if he was not a diffrent race to the usual.
The BBC needs to take responsibility for their negative stereotyping of races( whether it be black or white Americans)
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It slowly dawned on Mr Bingley that the Audacity of Hop campaign had lost its e's.
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BBC editing "was unfair", said Downing Street aides who had attended the briefing.
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GM carrots CAN increase intelligence, but there can be side effects ....
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"A rabbit in every pot and a car in every garage."
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"This is what happens what you vote for 'deregulators' and put anarchists in control!"
sotto voce'Don't look at me, I'm just the front man!'
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I have beside me the prime minister elect of England, anyone for soup?
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"This is what happens when you vote for 'deregulators' and put anarchists in control!"
sotto voce'Don't look at me, I'm just the front man!'
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Come on....own up! Who gave these frames to Roger Rabbit?
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" ... and as part of our own little economy drive in the presidential household, we got a couple of these guys for the White House lawn."
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' ... and I pledge my support to stop laboratory testing of cosmetic products on innocent animals, in the fervent hope that we shall never have to witness this kind of abomination again!'
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"My Chief of Staff, out of costume."
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