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This week a man in a pig costume makes a telephone call.
6. Alvin Olaf:
Speak up. There's a lot of crackling.
5. Catherine O:
Is that you, Babe?
But I can't think of an ending, so you're on your own there, Mr. Orwell.
I can't remember - am I supposed to go to the market, stay at home, have roast beef (or not), or go home??
"Yes, I'd love to come to dinner. But, er... bring an apple in my mouth?"
1. Raven Clare:
Hello, Darling. I'm at the airport. Apparently, I can't fly.