What! It's not already banned already. I need to get out of here. I won't get my goat...
Jonathan, Freising, Germany
Most Popular today: 1) Germany moves to ban bestiality; 2) Weird things people do in their sleep; 3) Two and a Half actor apologises.
John Marsh, Washington DC, USA
Am I the only one to quite admire Joey Barton for his language attempts? At least he didn't just shout, like most Brits do when they're abroad. And I don't recall the likes of Cantona ever attempting a Scouse accent.
Mike, Newcastle upon Tyne
Just pondering on this headline - "Pickles probe plea in Scilly row". Is there some sweepstake in the back room as to who can get weird headlines published?
Graham, Hayle, Cornwall
7/7 on the rejections quiz! Of course I'm sure you'll come up with some good reason for rejecting this letter...
Monitor: Dear Keith from Dartford, we regret to inform you...
"Hobbit Mania Grips New Zealand" - presumably somewhere between the knees and the waist.
Basil Long, Nottingham