Presumably the snake in the toilet was called Lulu because she made the woman want to Shout?
Basil Long, Nottingham
How do you get a horse out of a six foot hole? Fill it with water? Horses can swim, right, I've seen the Westerns.
Alex, Grand Rapids MI
"Britain attracted to microgravity"? But presumably not terribly attracted?
Lewis Graham, H
I'm sorry to go on about nominative determinism, but a Mr Wiener in this article is just too good to miss! Please give me the kudos of my first ever letter being published.
Sarah, Oxford, UK
What's the opposite of nominative determinism? For example, Mr Wiener apparently voting to make public nudity illegal.
David Richerby, Liverpool, UK