Is anyone else thinking how good it would be to introduce people to the boss of Megaupload, an ex-lead guitarist with Guns N' Roses and any third party in that order?
Robin, Herts, UK
The sign "Slow Children" gets me wondering. Surely it's the quick un's you need to keep an eye out for.
I usually get stopped by the traffic police shortly after passing the sign that reads "Use both lanes."
Mark Scales, Gloucester
I'm always very wary of "Heavy plant crossing" on roadsigns. Triffids perhaps!
Mr G, Orpington
Should that be Britishization, or were you making a point?
Andie (Wednesday's letters), if it's length you are looking for then you might like the mid-20th century Fijian cricketer Ilikena Lasarusa Talebulamainavaleniveivakabulaimainakulalakebalau. And Paul H, with his penchant for brevity, will be pleased to know that the normal spelling on scorecards was IL Bula. I imagine the scorer was quite pleased too.
David, Romford, UK
Andie, (Wednesday's Letters), isn't "Theophrastus Bombastus" actually Shaggy's real name?
Paul, Marlow, UK