Wow, you can take your own food into Vue cinemas! They kept that quiet! Thank you for the most important piece of information I've acquired today. Do you know if they charge corkage?
Simon, Cambridge, UK
I know I 'm late getting to this one but blimey! what is it with politicians and marathons? Is it in the job spec? Or is that what they really mean by "running for office"?
Ian (Wednesday's letters),good idea of yours about the Freedom of Mars. And there's no need to take a sheep dog along for the job. I hear there's a few Rovers there now that could easily be used to round 'em up.
Martin Pearson, Hoosick Falls, Upstate NY, USA
Is there an adjective which describes the disappointment felt when a promising side-bar headline Mars warning over deep fried bar (suggesting little green men) prompts composition of a letter to Monitor, only to find that the actual (and hyperlink-able) page headline turns out to be rather mundane? Never mind, maybe I'll qualify for the Freedom of Mars (Wednesday's letters)?
Rik Alewijnse, Feering, UK
Quote of the Day is about strippers; Random Stat is about lovers. Is there something on the Magazine's mind this morning?
Basil Long, Nottingham
Please could you publish two letters from Basil Long in the same batch. This would compensate for my never getting any double-yoked eggs.
Liz, Virginia, USA