Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week, Dean O'Malley rises above water on a water-powered jetpack flying machine.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
It was his success in the walking-on-water test that clinched the Archbishop of Canterbury role for Dean.
After weeks of painstaking toil, scientists manage to recreate exact moment Downton Abbey jumped the shark.
RyanAir introduce their new "Budget-extreme" Service.
"...and if the patent application for the jet pack fails, I've got one for a double shower..."
Preparations are already well in hand for the Queen's entrance at the next Commonwealth Games.
1. Lin Vegas:
"All right Vladimir - just because you never got invited on to the David Letterman Show..."