Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week, it was models displaying shoes at a fashion show in Medellin, Colombia.
Thanks to all who entered. A small quantity of kudos to the following:
6. MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Beware of cliques wearing lifts.
5. Raven Clare wrote:
4. SkarloeyLine wrote:
Models' union accepts a 5% increase in wedges.
3. The Coachman wrote:
Well, there's nothing specifically in the IOC rules for the high-jump, but...
2. Alien Avenger wrote:
Katie Holmes takes revenge after the separation by selling their huge collection of footwear at a local car boot sale.
1. CindyAccidentally wrote:
"And then we all say: 'No, honestly, Usain, these are the new regulation running shoes..."