I'm cleaning the bathroom tonight if anyone wants to make me an offer for the plughole collections?
Basil Long, Nottingham
"VAT would be "extended" to hairdressers' chairs [and] it will increase the price of a haircut." Question: who has a haircut at their hairdressers whilst standing up
R.G, Watford, Herts
Re the picture of knitted cthulhu in the HP Lovecraft story - isn't the one on the left a knitted Orville
Having read the piece about horror writer HP Lovecraft, i was amused to see that under "more on this story" was a picture of jedward running a marathon. Now admittedly HPL wrote stories about creepy and hideous creatures from beyond, but ....
Tigger, Milton Keynes
Just who on earth was JP Lovecraft? Looks like Frankie Dettori to me...
Fi, Gloucestershire, UK
Have you started employing my teenage son? Last week an article about Warhammer, this week HP Lovecraft. If we get one on revision tips for GCSE students next week I'll consider it proof.
Caroline M, Southend UK
I must share with Lee and Ian, today was a red-letter day. I started a new jar of Marmite for breakfast. It doesn't happen often, but when it does - you just know the whole day's going to go well.
Mondelez Dairy Milk does not sound very delez to me...
Rusty, Montreal, Quebec