So, Peter Jackson (reporter) manages to name-drop Peter Jackson (Hollywood mega-director). Smooth.
Basil Long, Nottingham
This story leaves the most obvious question unanswered. How did he get up there? (Cue middle class rant about standards of journalism at the BBC)
National Anthem: Why not a competition to write a suitable fanfare/intro to God Save the Queen followed by the Elgar arrangement of the anthem? That would certainly "beef" things up!
Tim Taylor, London
Rusty, Steve-o and Alan (Wednesday letters): Yes but none of them give a sandwich orientated acronym. (suurely it must be lunch time sooon?)
Tom Webb (Wednesday's Letters) - groan! What is the best cheese with which to hide a small horse? Marscapone!
Jimlad, Paris, France
What cheese would you use to entice a bear out of the woods? Camenbert!
Monitor: That's enough cheese jokes. Forever.