I know how they feel.
Mike, Newcastle upon Tyne
Re: Mystery of mole's second thumb solved I once met a cat with eight toes on each foot. We decided it was probably an octo-pus.
Re: 43% of women find buying jeans more stressful than moving house. Firstly, they should stop leaving all the moving jobs to the men; and secondly, they have clearly not tried to find a pair of jeans with a 30" waist and a 36" inside leg.
Basil Long, Nottingham
Aha! I think this counts as a true all-noun headline on the news front page: "Berlusconi sex trial bid setback."
Fi, Gloucestershire, UK
Nominative determinism. Is it too late to mention this one?