Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
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6. MorningGlories Tower says hold up, there's bad weather at Legoland.
It's so authentic. Look, even the departure lounge is packed with thousands of tiny figures asleep on the floor or queuing, bereft of hope.
Gulliver wondered just how he was going to continue his travels.
Meanwhile at the sleep clinic, new technology gives scientists a glimpse into Michael O'Leary's dreams.
The model planes are in Hamburg. Unfortunately, the model baggage is in Mumbai.
1. Fern Coolbra
I'm afraid you're over the three-inch-tall limit, Sir, so there's a £1,000 surcharge...