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Paper Monitor had decided not to mention that thing today.
You know the thing. The thing with those two on Friday that everybody's been waiting for.
So in other news, the Sun reveals that men are the first to say "I love you". How romantic.
Except, according to the survey cited by the Sun, men do it before sex in order to hasten sex, while women do it as a sign of commitment. Boo.
Then, in the same paper, there's a couple who managed to get everything they needed to get married free after a Facebook campaign by friends.
Then over in the Daily Mail, there's an article celebrating the fact that Jerry Lee Lewis is still rocking at 75. They are sure to mention the fact that he married his 13-year-old cousin and prompted scandal at the beginning of his career
Then there's endless coverage in all the papers of the legal struggles over married men attempting to keep their shenanigans secret.
The Daily Mirror notes that many newlywed couples will find themselves renting these days because of the high cost of finding a deposit for a new home.
Ah, it's so good to avoid that thing. You know, the thing.
The greatest story today is the farmer who's had 60 black lambs, born to 37 white ewes and a white ram.