Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week it's Justin Beiber unveiling his waxwork at Madame Tussauds in London.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
You're perpetuating the notion that Canada's full of lumberjacks, take this!
Nick Clegg goes 'street'
4. Valerie Ganne After Justin's attack, the waxwork was so badly disfigured it had to be remodelled as Rupert Grint
3. Mr Snoozy
Justin stared impassively off into the distance as his waxwork dummy was positioned as if to punch him in the face.
2. Paris-Amsterdam Yank
At five pounds a swing, the government senses an opportunity to eliminate the debt.
He's got a wider range of emotions than me, he cannot live!