Given that the projections about people living to be 100 are for 2066, I rather doubt that, as the caption to the photo suggests, more people will receive a telegram from the Queen. Unless she lives to be 140.
Adam, London, UK
Ian (Wednesdays's letters), it looks more like Tom Selleck to me.
Jimmy, Milton Keynes
Re: Tim McMahon (Tuesday letters), I'm pretty sure the Welsh alphabet has more letters than the English. I'm not sure if there is a Q in it either.
Karen (Wednesday's letters), wouldn't it be more economical to dump Giles Coren?
Rob Mimpriss, Bangor, Gwynedd
Fireman Sam? Oh you are treating us!
Basil Long, Nottingham
Predictive Text: I dated a girl once and sent her a text to see if she would prefer to go for an Indian or Italian meal. She replied, "I don't mind, I'm not furry". I never did get to find out...
In regards to "Why elephants can't dance", please could someone explain to me why exactly being able to jump should affect being able to pirouette? I can't see that the one has anything to do with the other.
Cat, Bristol, UK