Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week it was the new award-winning mini-kiwi from Labatut, southwestern France. It's said to be about the size of a thumb and is very rare.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
Processed pea's kiwi impression still needed some work.
Does this mean that Five-a-Day just got alot easier?
I've told you a thousand times, I am just a grape!
It is believed that Mrs Milibands attempts to redress the balance between her sons over dinner have failed.
The Hobbit's casting team were told to sign up any small Kiwis.
Apparently, it's perfectly normal for one to be slightly smaller than the other.