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"Just for the thrill of it" - man explaining his solo sex act on a trampoline
James Burden, 55, from Westquarter, Falkirk, was charged with shameless indecency after bouncing on a trampoline with "a cigarette in one hand and his manhood in the other". He pleaded guilty to a single charge of publicly exposing himself in a shameless and indecent manner, and approaching his neighbour's house and placing the occupant in a state of fear and alarm.
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