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This week, swans gather outside the Royal Albert Hall in London, to promote the English National Ballet's latest rendition of Tchaikowsky's Swan Lake.
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"I know, they were a Christmas present."
In this version, the swan dies of embarrassment
Just her luck! Somewhere there was a clown trying to squeeze his feet into her ballet points.
3. Vicky S
On hearing the rumour that John Seargeant had been asked to dance the role of the Prince, Camilla decided to take no chances with her future career.
The English National Ballet take no chances in their preparation for their performace at Glastonbury.
1. Jon Lucas
"Right! That's the last time I fall for the 'It's fancy dress' gag!"