Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week it's the England team heading off to the World Cup in South Africa.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
"In one hundred yards, turn left. Receive pass from Rooney. Take the next right hand turn past two defenders, and continue to score in a straight line. Celebrate in a clockwise manner around the pitch before coming to a complete stop. When safe to do so, take the middle lane up the exit ramp to receive World Cup."
If Carlsberg did SatNav...
Hands up if you've bet on England to get knocked on penalties by the Germans.
The airport staff waved happily, knowing those images of Beckham in the scanner would be worth a fortune to the tabloids.
"Good luck lads - and remember if you play Argentina they like to score goals using their hands. Just like this..."
Only David wasn't smiling as they saw the lion suit being loaded onto the plane, realising exactly what his role as mascot would entail.
Bent, Walcott and Dawson start their summer jobs at Heathrow Airport.