Tuesday's Quote of the Day
"I have no idea why they thought Taylor Swift would be performing at St Margaret Mary's when she was in America picking up her Grammys" - Spokeswoman for singer Taylor Bright after Liverpool Echo mistook who'd be performing at a local primary school.
A teenage American singer with the first name Taylor. Well, there's only one person that can be - TAYLOR SWIFT! The multi-selling country singer popular with tweenagers! And she's coming to Liverpool! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Oh. It's not her. It's Taylor Bright. Who she? Good job news didn't spread too far... oh. It did. Oops.