Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
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This week Russian ice damcers Maria Mukhortova and Maxim Trankov perform their free programme to win the bronze medal at the ISU European figure skating championships in Tallinn, Estonia.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
No, I'm not coming down until you apologise.
Go on then: heads, or tails?
4. Richrd Wilson
I think I forgot to turn the oven off. I'll be right back.
Higher, I nearly got a signal then.
2. Hugh McKinney
The new selection criteria for UK citizenship was tougher than expected.
As Maria plummeted towards the ice she couldn't help but feel that the marriage counselor had taken the trust exercise too far.