Caption Competition

12:36 UK time, Friday, 13 November 2009

Winning entries in the Caption Competition.

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

This week, a country singer throws a chair during her performance in Nashville. But what's being said?

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. Tony Boyle
The all new Monopoly divorce game figures are very realistic.

5. NorfolkOnce
Now it was getting really weird, thought Alice. The Cheshire Cat had clearly put more than sugar in her tea...

4. tim_g
It was 1986. Janice was thrilled with her new mobile phone.

3. rogueslr
It always was a tough gig, ducking beer bottles was one thing, but this was the last time she did the DFS sales conference.

2. BaldoBingham
"Jedward! Get off my stage!"

1. leenewham
"Lada Gaga, here's your other shoulder pad..."

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1. At 12:49pm on 12 Nov 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
She's got a real Chippendale on her shoulder.

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2. At 12:50pm on 12 Nov 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
I can hear the sea

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3. At 12:54pm on 12 Nov 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
No, Dear, the audience are yelling "Chcuk the diva," not the divan

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4. At 12:55pm on 12 Nov 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
The concert was going well. "Sofa so good," she thought.

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5. At 12:57pm on 12 Nov 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
We should never have asked Taylor Swift to take a seat

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6. At 12:58pm on 12 Nov 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Next time, put in Miss Swift's contract that all furniture must be screwed down

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7. At 1:00pm on 12 Nov 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
The Royal Horticultural Society had advertised an appearance by Percy Thrower, not "A Seat Thrower"

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8. At 1:00pm on 12 Nov 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
When asking for a D-I-V-O-R-C-E doesn't work...

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9. At 1:01pm on 12 Nov 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Poor Taylor had noticed that one of her fans had been forced to stand

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10. At 1:01pm on 12 Nov 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Stand by your man

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11. At 1:02pm on 12 Nov 2009, ladyofastolat wrote:
Due to an unfortunate mishearing, Nashville found itself hosting the first international chair guitar competition.

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12. At 1:03pm on 12 Nov 2009, ianihaf wrote:
Taylor Swift spots Kanye West in the audience

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13. At 1:03pm on 12 Nov 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
She heard that Kanye West was in the audience

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14. At 1:04pm on 12 Nov 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
ianihaf - great minds, eh?

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15. At 1:04pm on 12 Nov 2009, BaldoBingham wrote:
Jedward! Get off my stage!

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16. At 1:05pm on 12 Nov 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Taylor Swift takes revenge on the audience for throwing a plastic glass at her hero, Morrissey

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17. At 1:05pm on 12 Nov 2009, Rockahula wrote:
She'd been asleep on the sofa when glue ear struck...

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18. At 1:05pm on 12 Nov 2009, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
I Will Always Love You - The Sequel.

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19. At 1:05pm on 12 Nov 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Taylor Swift takes pity on the Promenaders

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20. At 1:06pm on 12 Nov 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Who says shoulder pads aren't in?

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21. At 1:06pm on 12 Nov 2009, BaldoBingham wrote:
And tonight's event is sponsored by Pickfords.

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22. At 1:06pm on 12 Nov 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Jerry Springer goes a little bit country

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23. At 1:07pm on 12 Nov 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
"Get this thing off my chessboard, "sreamed a furious Taylor Swift

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24. At 1:07pm on 12 Nov 2009, MrSnoozy wrote:
The new retro Nokia 50FA was designed in milimetres and created in feet and inches - another "right-sourcing" success story!

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25. At 1:08pm on 12 Nov 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
"Get this thing off my chessboard," screamed a furious Taylor Swift

(sorry)

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26. At 1:08pm on 12 Nov 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Channelling your inner Townshend

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27. At 1:09pm on 12 Nov 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Poor Taylor misunderstood when her promoter suggested she sing a trio of songs in a three-piece suite

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28. At 1:09pm on 12 Nov 2009, doorstopper wrote:
Taylor Swift spots Kanye West in the audience.

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29. At 1:09pm on 12 Nov 2009, loyadaytutan2009 wrote:
strictly musical chairs is looking for talent!

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30. At 1:11pm on 12 Nov 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Taylor Swift got so upset when she couldn't complete her crossword puzzle

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31. At 1:11pm on 12 Nov 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
It was the last time he would ask a World Wide Wrestling groupie for a lap dance

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32. At 1:12pm on 12 Nov 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
And this is for poor Morrissey ...

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33. At 1:12pm on 12 Nov 2009, MadAlien wrote:
John Sergeant and Kristina Rihanoff dance the Chair, chair, chair

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34. At 1:12pm on 12 Nov 2009, lindum49 wrote:
...the cast were asked to do three cheers for the audience...

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35. At 1:13pm on 12 Nov 2009, PendragonF wrote:
So, before my first song, folks, just a bit of Feng Shui

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36. At 1:13pm on 12 Nov 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
Ikea - the opera

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37. At 1:13pm on 12 Nov 2009, PendragonF wrote:
I told you you should have gone privately for your hearing-aid

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38. At 1:14pm on 12 Nov 2009, PendragonF wrote:
Taylor had learnt to sign whilst supporting her local football team as a chairleader

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39. At 1:15pm on 12 Nov 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Rhiannon Weston, I presume

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40. At 1:15pm on 12 Nov 2009, Limey wrote:
Kanye West: "Taylor, I'ma let you finish but Ikea has the best chairs for carrying - it's in my new song Flat Pack Gangsta".

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41. At 1:15pm on 12 Nov 2009, PendragonF wrote:
Taylor was enraged to discover it was the one day of the year when her local branch of DFS didn't have a sale on

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42. At 1:16pm on 12 Nov 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Chubby Chucker Twists Again

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43. At 1:16pm on 12 Nov 2009, lindum49 wrote:
..the DFS "bring and buy" promotion started slowly...

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44. At 1:17pm on 12 Nov 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:
Cindy had always been something of an armchair critic.

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45. At 1:17pm on 12 Nov 2009, MrSnoozy wrote:
Cat woman killed by falling chair..

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46. At 1:17pm on 12 Nov 2009, Clarence_E_Pitts wrote:
Simon Cowell's last moment

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47. At 1:17pm on 12 Nov 2009, lindum49 wrote:
"And this ones for my Mum........"

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48. At 1:19pm on 12 Nov 2009, PendragonF wrote:
Off to Ascot, are we, Taylor?

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49. At 1:19pm on 12 Nov 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Standing beside the last chequered flag of the season, she wondered if she was the right size to be the next Mrs Ecclestone

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50. At 1:19pm on 12 Nov 2009, Clarence_E_Pitts wrote:
If Nicky Clarke did Chair-dressing...

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51. At 1:21pm on 12 Nov 2009, rogueslr wrote:
So, what makes you think Linda Barker has been dropped by DFS?

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52. At 1:21pm on 12 Nov 2009, Kudosless wrote:

... and that's how she ended up with a redneck

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53. At 1:22pm on 12 Nov 2009, Clarence_E_Pitts wrote:
D-F-S-O-R-C-E

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54. At 1:22pm on 12 Nov 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:
The Checks Factor

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55. At 1:24pm on 12 Nov 2009, Shedsey wrote:
'I strictly asked for a Country and Western chair not a Rocking one!!'

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56. At 1:24pm on 12 Nov 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Poor Taylor misunderstood the audience and thought they wanted some "Comfy to rest on" music

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57. At 1:25pm on 12 Nov 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:
Walk The Linoleum

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58. At 1:25pm on 12 Nov 2009, Clarence_E_Pitts wrote:
By the time she got to the end of "This Ole House" Taylor was veritably pooped!

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59. At 1:25pm on 12 Nov 2009, Shedsey wrote:
Show me the moneeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy

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60. At 1:26pm on 12 Nov 2009, GuitarKate wrote:
The biggest cheer of the evening was when Taylor said, "Oi Cowell. Stuff this in yer gob and then SHUT IT"

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61. At 1:26pm on 12 Nov 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:
"Famous country singer.... three words... must be June Cart-a Couch."

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62. At 1:26pm on 12 Nov 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
The BBC Magazine Monitor caption competition is getting in a rut - Sofus last week, sofas this week

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63. At 1:28pm on 12 Nov 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
La-Z Boy unveil their new Ang-Ree Girl chair

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64. At 1:28pm on 12 Nov 2009, Rushian wrote:
Budget airlines introduce new seating restrictions as passengers seats count as carry-on

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65. At 1:28pm on 12 Nov 2009, Shedsey wrote:
There's no velcro on this chair, damn it!! How the hell am I going to get it to stick to the board? Aaaaahhhhhhh Where's my manager? Someone get Willie out here NOW!!!

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66. At 1:29pm on 12 Nov 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Taylor Swift, The Divan Diva

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67. At 1:30pm on 12 Nov 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Taylor was only able to relax when she'd torn her epaulettes off

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68. At 1:31pm on 12 Nov 2009, Clarence_E_Pitts wrote:
When they told her she'd find her fortune on the stage, she didn't expect it to be down the back of the sofa.

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69. At 1:31pm on 12 Nov 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Like the chair, Taylor was clearly legless

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70. At 1:32pm on 12 Nov 2009, Shedsey wrote:
' Who said that? My bum is not too big for the chair.'

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71. At 1:32pm on 12 Nov 2009, Raven-Clare wrote:
The fans who'd paid extra to sit right at the front hoped Taylor was stronger than she looked

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72. At 1:33pm on 12 Nov 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
I am NOT Taylor Swift, y'all!

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73. At 1:33pm on 12 Nov 2009, Shedsey wrote:
Alice in Chairs.

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74. At 1:33pm on 12 Nov 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
"And here we go again! Well I've had enough! Everytime we play I'm always the last to to move and take the wait off my feet. The pawns take so long to get going, and even the knights are jumping about everywhere, but the rest of us on the back row are just stuck. Well I'm the Queen and I'm saying enough is enough! Hasn't anyone ever heard of DVT?!"

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75. At 1:34pm on 12 Nov 2009, Clarence_E_Pitts wrote:
"And then my Daddy left me,
and Billy Rae got wed,
My dawg got struck by lightning,
And a chair grew on my head...."

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76. At 1:34pm on 12 Nov 2009, Raven-Clare wrote:
SCS? DFS? Taylor just got so confused.

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77. At 1:36pm on 12 Nov 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:
Stand By Your Ottoman

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78. At 1:37pm on 12 Nov 2009, Raven-Clare wrote:
Taylor misunderstood when she thought her agent suggested her voice needed a little couching

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79. At 1:38pm on 12 Nov 2009, manisha98116 wrote:
Honey do I look fat in this?

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80. At 1:38pm on 12 Nov 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
It was all going swimmingly, until Billy Bob showed up from her days of playing behind chicken wire to the sound of smashing beer bottles

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81. At 1:38pm on 12 Nov 2009, Raven-Clare wrote:
You fools! I meant I wanted some up-holstery for my up-gun

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82. At 1:38pm on 12 Nov 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:
Taylor Swift makes her acting debut in Armchair Theatre

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83. At 1:39pm on 12 Nov 2009, Raven-Clare wrote:
When her agent suggested she take a rest, he didn't mean an armrest

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84. At 1:39pm on 12 Nov 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
And then the music stopped

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85. At 1:40pm on 12 Nov 2009, Raven-Clare wrote:
Well, after all, this is Nashville, Ten Settee

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86. At 1:40pm on 12 Nov 2009, discom8 wrote:
NO - I said put a throw over the settee.

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87. At 1:42pm on 12 Nov 2009, Raven-Clare wrote:
No, I said to flatter the audience, not flatten them

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88. At 1:42pm on 12 Nov 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Upholster's Daughter

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89. At 1:43pm on 12 Nov 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:
"Well, ah was born a Knoll minder's daughter..."

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90. At 1:43pm on 12 Nov 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Upholsterer's Daughter

(correction)

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91. At 1:44pm on 12 Nov 2009, Raven-Clare wrote:
A rocker throws a rocker - actually, she's clearly off hers

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92. At 1:45pm on 12 Nov 2009, Clarence_E_Pitts wrote:
Cowell puts another decision back on the audience

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93. At 1:45pm on 12 Nov 2009, rogueslr wrote:
A lesson learned the hard way, never upset the roadies.

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94. At 1:45pm on 12 Nov 2009, discom8 wrote:
...and when the music stops everyone has to sit down in a chair.

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95. At 1:46pm on 12 Nov 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Chairwoman of the Bored

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96. At 1:46pm on 12 Nov 2009, MadPodWrote wrote:
No! We said it was an AIR guitar competition!

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97. At 1:46pm on 12 Nov 2009, nick-fowler wrote:
I meant a song, Darling, when I said to end the show by hitting them with a rocker

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98. At 1:48pm on 12 Nov 2009, nick-fowler wrote:
Taylor's agent had suggested rounding off the show by playing the sitar, not the sitter

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99. At 1:48pm on 12 Nov 2009, KieranOx wrote:
Boris Spassky's riders were growing ever more specific.

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100. At 1:48pm on 12 Nov 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Plump up the volume

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101. At 1:48pm on 12 Nov 2009, Scotch-git wrote:

The Black Queen has a Swift nap between moves...

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102. At 1:49pm on 12 Nov 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
She was determined to find spare change for the meter

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103. At 1:50pm on 12 Nov 2009, iansessford wrote:
"These novelty ear-rings sure do put a strain on the kneck!"

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104. At 1:53pm on 12 Nov 2009, nick-fowler wrote:
She had always wanted a seat in the country (and Western)

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105. At 1:55pm on 12 Nov 2009, funkyhorn wrote:
Mobile technology will never be the same again!

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106. At 1:57pm on 12 Nov 2009, nick-fowler wrote:
Taylor is undoubtedly the best country singer there is - she's not so good in the town though

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107. At 1:59pm on 12 Nov 2009, nick-fowler wrote:
Taylor was furious when she sat on one of Miss Goldberg's famous cushions

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108. At 2:00pm on 12 Nov 2009, campaign1 wrote:
Ryanair's latest budget flights have been stripped back a bit too far for some!

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109. At 2:01pm on 12 Nov 2009, campaign1 wrote:
If Ryanair sold sofas...........

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110. At 2:01pm on 12 Nov 2009, campaign1 wrote:
When they said 'take a seat'........

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111. At 2:03pm on 12 Nov 2009, campaign1 wrote:
I never wanted to be the 'Chairman' in the first place.............

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112. At 2:03pm on 12 Nov 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
It's always the same when we go to Auntie Pauline's for Christmas, she never has enough chairs.

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113. At 2:08pm on 12 Nov 2009, bampot-bob wrote:
Would you hurry up and make up your mind? This ain't no balloon. Is it Pawn to Queen 3 or 4?

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114. At 2:17pm on 12 Nov 2009, ianihaf wrote:
Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll? Hell no, Seats, Drudge and Country and Western

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115. At 2:17pm on 12 Nov 2009, AmusedofSwindon wrote:
The latest iPod with 5.1 surround sound did not prove as big a hit with consumers as they had initially hoped.

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116. At 2:18pm on 12 Nov 2009, Dr Prithwiraj Das wrote:
Ooops!

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117. At 2:18pm on 12 Nov 2009, katelils wrote:
Having painstakingly matched the outfit, Taylor was furious to see someone had swapped her Lazy Boy for a red, flame retardant number.

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118. At 2:19pm on 12 Nov 2009, Dr Prithwiraj Das wrote:
pawning my checkers, eh?

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119. At 2:22pm on 12 Nov 2009, oliver gili wrote:
Trisha's Sonny and Cher tribute act was doomed from the start

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120. At 2:24pm on 12 Nov 2009, Veritas wrote:
The proud winner of the competition to find a full-price sofa.

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121. At 2:24pm on 12 Nov 2009, Ashley wrote:
Taylor Swift is kindly providing the chair for Kanye West's next psychiatrist appointment...

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122. At 2:25pm on 12 Nov 2009, funkyhorn wrote:
Futon the old bandwagon.

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123. At 2:29pm on 12 Nov 2009, lavaboarder wrote:
Medical student misreads instructions to sew an arm back on and sews on an armchair

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124. At 2:34pm on 12 Nov 2009, johnnybravojo wrote:
Delighted that she had been asked to be on 'I'm a celebrity' Miss Swift started packing straight away.

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125. At 2:34pm on 12 Nov 2009, Martin1983 wrote:
Chair's a whole lotta lovin' goin' on.

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126. At 2:36pm on 12 Nov 2009, archstinker wrote:

Ikea Turner ?

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127. At 2:36pm on 12 Nov 2009, Ashley wrote:
The Price is Right's newest spokesmodel...

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128. At 2:37pm on 12 Nov 2009, Sara Johansson wrote:
Having been cut short at the last awards ceremony, this time, Taylor planned for a looong acceptance speech.

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129. At 2:38pm on 12 Nov 2009, manisha98116 wrote:
Over accessorising in on its way back in a big way - screamed the press after the LFW

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130. At 2:39pm on 12 Nov 2009, GirlWeekday wrote:
'Bring my own set on stage? You'll be asking me to actually sing next'

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131. At 2:39pm on 12 Nov 2009, Fi-Glos wrote:
Ms Swift finally outdoes all the rock bad boys.
Never mind the hotel room, let's trash the set!

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132. At 2:41pm on 12 Nov 2009, Fi-Glos wrote:
Right! Who was it that ordered this backdrop?
I asked for a SOUND CHECK!

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133. At 2:42pm on 12 Nov 2009, PendragonF wrote:
I thought Miss Swift was performing with Cher ...

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134. At 2:45pm on 12 Nov 2009, KingBorg wrote:
The CMA Award for Interior Design goes to . . . . . . . . . . . . . Taylor Swift !!

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135. At 2:52pm on 12 Nov 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
Now it was getting really weird, thought Alice. The Cheshire Cat had clearly put more than sugar in her tea..

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136. At 2:53pm on 12 Nov 2009, fluffybunniescloudsandkittens wrote:
That old Country favourite: D.F.S.O.R.C.E

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137. At 2:53pm on 12 Nov 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
If Carlsberg did Chess Tournaments..

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138. At 2:54pm on 12 Nov 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Sir Alex's seat is moved into the Old Trafford stands

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139. At 2:54pm on 12 Nov 2009, KingBorg wrote:
"Elevator music is so last year" said Taylor. "With the ski season upon us, I want to be #1 in the chair lift music charts."

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140. At 2:56pm on 12 Nov 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Nashville. Catch!

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141. At 2:57pm on 12 Nov 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
The problems of performing on cruise ships..

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142. At 2:58pm on 12 Nov 2009, Kudosless wrote:

A Nashville audience loves a girl in a seat-throw outfit.

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143. At 3:00pm on 12 Nov 2009, grazvalentine wrote:
The rest of Mick Jagger will be joining me on stage soon!

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144. At 3:08pm on 12 Nov 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:
Tom Jones was about to regret his comment that Nashville ladies tended to be well upholstered.

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145. At 3:15pm on 12 Nov 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
How about ‘leatherette chair’ for the expense claim?

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146. At 3:15pm on 12 Nov 2009, ADasein wrote:
Red Arrows encounter CAT.

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147. At 3:18pm on 12 Nov 2009, ADasein wrote:
146 : Clear Air Turbulence (just in case!)

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148. At 3:19pm on 12 Nov 2009, tim__g wrote:
It was 1986. Janice was thrilled with her new mobile phone

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149. At 3:19pm on 12 Nov 2009, Marie Harris wrote:
I said our next performer will be CHER not CHAIR.

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150. At 3:20pm on 12 Nov 2009, MukkaMonkey wrote:
Now Sandra realised that the new "Reserve on-line and Pick-up in store" service from DFS was a bit of a pain...

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151. At 3:26pm on 12 Nov 2009, ADasein wrote:
Flight Lieutenant Kirsty Moore's mock ejection goes wrong.

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152. At 3:26pm on 12 Nov 2009, peterstagg wrote:
Ryanair went to even lower depths today by making passengers supply thier own seats.

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153. At 3:28pm on 12 Nov 2009, PendragonF wrote:
Oh no, Taylor - not the comfy chair!

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154. At 3:29pm on 12 Nov 2009, ADasein wrote:
New Red Arrow pilot flies off the handle.

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155. At 3:34pm on 12 Nov 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
She's never been the same since David Attenborough did that three minutes to camera next to her.

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156. At 3:36pm on 12 Nov 2009, aberdeen_girl wrote:
"Once I put this on Mayfair, I'll be unstoppable at Giant Monopoly"...

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157. At 3:42pm on 12 Nov 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
No, Dear, the audience are yelling "Chuck the diva," not the divan

(Very late spelling correction)

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158. At 3:43pm on 12 Nov 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
They're known as soft furnishings, Taylor - just like your head

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159. At 3:44pm on 12 Nov 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
If DFS did Chess Tournaments...

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160. At 3:44pm on 12 Nov 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Taylor was practising for her forthcoming ski holiday by trying out a chair-lift

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161. At 3:53pm on 12 Nov 2009, katelils wrote:
Taylor was taking no prisoners in Musical Chairs.

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162. At 3:53pm on 12 Nov 2009, BaldoBingham wrote:
Cut my Xbox off will ya. Take that Bill Gates.

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163. At 3:54pm on 12 Nov 2009, Johnny Pixels wrote:
"Imma let you finish Kanye, but Ikea has the best chairs, of all time!"

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164. At 3:54pm on 12 Nov 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
"I wanted one on caster wheels with those funny doily things on the arms!"

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165. At 3:56pm on 12 Nov 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Sore loser at country & western awards demonstrates there's only really one vowel in Country.

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166. At 3:56pm on 12 Nov 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Armchair expert wishes he'd stayed at home.

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167. At 3:57pm on 12 Nov 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
One woman's solution to her bum looking big in this

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168. At 3:57pm on 12 Nov 2009, ElinorG wrote:
I am Darth Vader I tell you...if you don't believe me I will throw this large rock at you, hang on a sec, that's no rock!

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169. At 3:58pm on 12 Nov 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Jackie's desperation was obvious as she found no coins, only a couple of dry roasted peanuts and a used cotton bud.

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170. At 3:58pm on 12 Nov 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
"I'll not take this sitting down!"

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171. At 4:04pm on 12 Nov 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
What d'ye mean, sing my tonic sofa?

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172. At 4:07pm on 12 Nov 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Oh yes, silly me! I thought it was a bunch of flowers.

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173. At 4:07pm on 12 Nov 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Now that’s what I call camping..

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174. At 4:08pm on 12 Nov 2009, alangiff wrote:
A non-folding portable comfy chair, all of the Dragons are 'Out'

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175. At 4:08pm on 12 Nov 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Up in the balcony, hidden in the shadows Babs and EP shake their heads, put on their coats and quietly leave.

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176. At 4:09pm on 12 Nov 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
The swelling's gone down quite a lot. You should have seen it last night.

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177. At 4:12pm on 12 Nov 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
Yes, my hobbies include curling irons, country singing and furniture tossing

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178. At 4:12pm on 12 Nov 2009, ADasein wrote:
No my dear, we don’t do missiles in the Red Arrows!

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179. At 4:13pm on 12 Nov 2009, Derek53 wrote:
In a painful attempt to improve on unity in the EU, Jeux Sans Frontieres plays Countdown on a greasy slope. "I'll have a massive L please Carol"

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180. At 4:13pm on 12 Nov 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
It could have been much worse. The drummer drew the sideboard.

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181. At 4:15pm on 12 Nov 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
Duetting with Verne Troyer did have it's downsides...

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182. At 4:15pm on 12 Nov 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Ann Widdecombe decided to change the furniture as the final part of her makeover.

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183. At 4:16pm on 12 Nov 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
First word...sounds like...cushion?...foot?...short?...CHAIR!

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184. At 4:17pm on 12 Nov 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
At my fan club's AGM I was asked to take the chair.

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185. At 4:18pm on 12 Nov 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
"Take that, Naomi!"

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186. At 4:20pm on 12 Nov 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Anti-vivisectionists even the score for the mouse with the human ear.

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187. At 4:21pm on 12 Nov 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Health & Safety rules meant that the guitar to be used in ‘smashing’ should have no fret board in case it becomes detached and spears someone, no strings that might fly off and blind people, should be covered in flame retardant padding of at least 30cm thickness, and weigh less than 1 kg. Enjoy your Rock n' Roll safely..

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188. At 4:21pm on 12 Nov 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
The pillow fight was beginning to escalate

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189. At 4:23pm on 12 Nov 2009, cowgirlsally wrote:
Gallagher discovers lost lost daughter

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190. At 4:23pm on 12 Nov 2009, QuizzerCol wrote:
Let's get this straight. It's CHAIRPERSON, OK?

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191. At 4:23pm on 12 Nov 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Unfortunately, Taylor was better at slinging than singing

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192. At 4:24pm on 12 Nov 2009, cowgirlsally wrote:
Showroom at the OK Corral

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193. At 4:25pm on 12 Nov 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Yes, its about time the Highland Games had a freshen up, became more relevant to the youth of today..

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194. At 4:27pm on 12 Nov 2009, Derek53 wrote:
With hindsight, DFS's offer to sponsor the 2012 Shot Putt was perhaps one that should have been declined.

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195. At 4:29pm on 12 Nov 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Cheeky looters make the most of a fire alarm at DFS.

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196. At 4:29pm on 12 Nov 2009, Derek53 wrote:
Derek53 realises that this is going to be his only chance to use the word Antimacassar ....

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197. At 4:29pm on 12 Nov 2009, EnglishFolkfan wrote:
So, you can't stand my singing?

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198. At 4:29pm on 12 Nov 2009, corky_bantam wrote:
A new performance of Chair Riots of Fire was performed in Nashville, TN

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199. At 4:30pm on 12 Nov 2009, cowgirlsally wrote:
Chair-hottie begins at home

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200. At 4:30pm on 12 Nov 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
All-female removals firm finding the recession quite peachy, thanks.

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201. At 4:31pm on 12 Nov 2009, cowgirlsally wrote:
How was your flight, dear?

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202. At 4:33pm on 12 Nov 2009, EnglishFolkfan wrote:
Watch out - she's spotted Simon Cowell lurking in the audience ...........

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203. At 4:33pm on 12 Nov 2009, 21gardener wrote:
Stand by your divan

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204. At 4:35pm on 12 Nov 2009, cowgirlsally wrote:
Daisy Duke was in a funny mood that day as Bo and Luke would soon discover

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205. At 4:36pm on 12 Nov 2009, Trevor Hopton wrote:

NO Taylor, they are supposed to "cheer" you.

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206. At 4:36pm on 12 Nov 2009, cowgirlsally wrote:
Queen takes divan

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207. At 4:37pm on 12 Nov 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Sing an air? So, you didn't want me to sling a chair?

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208. At 4:40pm on 12 Nov 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
"You can't sing for toffee," yelled Harry, after his wife told him she rather fancied that chair on the stage

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209. At 4:40pm on 12 Nov 2009, leenewham wrote:
" Lada Gaga, here's your other shoulder pad..."

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210. At 4:41pm on 12 Nov 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Taylor had really enjoyed helping James May build his house out of Lego

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211. At 4:42pm on 12 Nov 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
One of Garth Vader's backing dancers.

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212. At 4:43pm on 12 Nov 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
And the prize for the most unconvincing head mike goes to ....

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213. At 4:43pm on 12 Nov 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Taylor could only do the simplest of crosswords. 1 across - First letter of the alphabet. 1 down - The indefinite article.

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214. At 4:44pm on 12 Nov 2009, copperTomosJones wrote:
don't make me angry...you would'nt like me when I'm angry.......arrghhh

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215. At 4:44pm on 12 Nov 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
No silver threads or golden needles but you'll have it in time for Christmas at half price.

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216. At 4:45pm on 12 Nov 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
Checkmate !

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217. At 4:46pm on 12 Nov 2009, Derek53 wrote:
The senior usher is starting to realise that the call "Take Your Seats Please" just has to be changed...

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218. At 4:47pm on 12 Nov 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Taylor detested G-Plan

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219. At 4:49pm on 12 Nov 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
When I heard about the 4 year interest free credit deal, how could I resist?

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220. At 4:54pm on 12 Nov 2009, BaldoBingham wrote:
Well, you see here's the main problem, that's why women will never be able to play American Football, the protective equipment.

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221. At 4:57pm on 12 Nov 2009, Colonicus42 wrote:
10 seconds later the mosh pitt developed into a slightly boisterous game of musical chairs.

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222. At 4:59pm on 12 Nov 2009, Colonicus42 wrote:
5 second rule be dammed.

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223. At 4:59pm on 12 Nov 2009, leenewham wrote:
I've found a pound!

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224. At 5:00pm on 12 Nov 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:
Kristina's partner infinitely more graceful than the previous two.

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225. At 5:01pm on 12 Nov 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:
(Correction)

Kristina's new partner judged infinitely more graceful than the previous two.

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226. At 5:08pm on 12 Nov 2009, chase_the_egg wrote:
If I'd wanted a job with Pickfords I'd have answered their advert!

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227. At 5:10pm on 12 Nov 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
This much he could handle, but when she divided up the CDs and kept all his Meatloaf tracks, that was way too far..

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228. At 5:12pm on 12 Nov 2009, chase_the_egg wrote:
If you think this is good wait until you see what I can do with a kitchen table!

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229. At 5:25pm on 12 Nov 2009, Spockter wrote:
"When I said I wanted a Black & White theme I meant it!" she said disposing of the red chair.

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230. At 5:32pm on 12 Nov 2009, Arsene about wrote:
'my boyfriend said he likes some cushion for the pushing--i assume this is what he meant'

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231. At 5:36pm on 12 Nov 2009, funkyhorn wrote:
Irony of invalidity benefit cheat caught on camera, now suffering double hernia and really can't work!

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232. At 5:44pm on 12 Nov 2009, MorningGlories wrote:
Another sad case of misheard song lyrics

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233. At 5:45pm on 12 Nov 2009, MorningGlories wrote:
Forever and Armchairs

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234. At 5:52pm on 12 Nov 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
"ChairWOMAN of the Board, WOMAN.."

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235. At 5:53pm on 12 Nov 2009, MorningGlories wrote:
At least we can agree that 'Arse Gratia Artis' is open to a number of creative interpretations

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236. At 5:54pm on 12 Nov 2009, cr wrote:
The pokerfaced singer took her chair to the toilet cause she was tired of peeing standing up.

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237. At 5:56pm on 12 Nov 2009, MorningGlories wrote:
Sweet fanny at 'em

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238. At 5:57pm on 12 Nov 2009, MorningGlories wrote:
In hindsight, it had been a mistake removing the mechanical bull

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239. At 6:02pm on 12 Nov 2009, cr wrote:
Who are u wearing? on your head I mean..

Gaultier?

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240. At 6:08pm on 12 Nov 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Table for one, Madam?

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241. At 6:10pm on 12 Nov 2009, Jasmine wrote:
One way of making a "Swift" exit...

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242. At 6:10pm on 12 Nov 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Not a fan of Ionesco, I see

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243. At 6:12pm on 12 Nov 2009, cr wrote:
You better checkmate yourself before ya wreckmate yourself, init mate.

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244. At 6:19pm on 12 Nov 2009, KP_lcfcFan wrote:
Most singers throw t-shirts to the screaming fans, but not Taylor...

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245. At 6:20pm on 12 Nov 2009, KP_lcfcFan wrote:
And there's plenty more where that came from!

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246. At 6:22pm on 12 Nov 2009, cr wrote:
She was forced to moonwalk with a seat over her heat in front of thousands after loosing a drunken wager the night previous.

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247. At 6:28pm on 12 Nov 2009, JJRC wrote:
Like I said, Jolene...STAND by your man!

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248. At 6:32pm on 12 Nov 2009, NorfolkNoel wrote:
As part of their rebranding, Pickfords ask Ralph Lauren to design the uniforms.

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249. At 6:33pm on 12 Nov 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
A lot to carry? Nah, Dolly Parton does it every day.

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250. At 6:33pm on 12 Nov 2009, Ross Fleming wrote:
Kanye thought the whole VMA fiasco had blown over......Taylor Swift had other ideas!

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251. At 6:33pm on 12 Nov 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Unfortunately, only half of Taylor's Dolly Parton fancy dress had arrived

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252. At 6:36pm on 12 Nov 2009, cr wrote:
Her hat has come undone. She needs a tailor swift.

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253. At 6:41pm on 12 Nov 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
When Taylor asked a fan what her name was, Eva Chair regretted replying

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254. At 6:42pm on 12 Nov 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"I'm just lounging around."

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255. At 6:53pm on 12 Nov 2009, Barn Owl wrote:
lalalala "and I grew strong... and took up sofa hurling"

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256. At 6:54pm on 12 Nov 2009, cr wrote:
"Wardrobe malfunction.. or chair malfunction.. well then furniture malfunction..

Somethings gone mad, either PC or health & safety I'm not sure"

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257. At 6:59pm on 12 Nov 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Not quite the chairlift we were looking for at Chequers.

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258. At 7:06pm on 12 Nov 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
This is like choosing the Caption Competion Winners. Throw it down the stairs and see what lands first.

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259. At 7:39pm on 12 Nov 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
Due to the recession 'Rent' the musical, has been cancelled. In its place 'Eviction' the epilogue,is proving popular.

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260. At 7:40pm on 12 Nov 2009, tjm1 wrote:
Line dancing wasn't as easy as she first thought...

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261. At 7:42pm on 12 Nov 2009, Nzie12 wrote:
Take that, Kanye!

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262. At 8:12pm on 12 Nov 2009, Arsene about wrote:
"i can't believe it-i went down to DFS, and they didn't have a sale on!"

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263. At 8:16pm on 12 Nov 2009, Arsene about wrote:
some people throw drumsticks into the crowd....

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264. At 8:18pm on 12 Nov 2009, Arsene about wrote:
when i heard the concert was all-seater, i didn't realise it was unfurnished!

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265. At 8:22pm on 12 Nov 2009, presto_west_end wrote:
Taylor takes silver at the new weightlifting discipline: the wipe-clean and jerk.

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266. At 8:33pm on 12 Nov 2009, presto_west_end wrote:
And now please welcome onstage... the Footon Fighters.

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267. At 8:37pm on 12 Nov 2009, GuitarKate wrote:
The Elvis evening was going swimmingly until someone put on "Jailhouse Rock".

One unfortunate fan simply could not find a wooden chair.

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268. At 8:41pm on 12 Nov 2009, GuitarKate wrote:
June 2010: The newly elected MP for Essex South takes her seat in the Commons.

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269. At 8:42pm on 12 Nov 2009, Hobbitmorley wrote:
What's black, white, and red? No, not a book. No, not a play either. Give up? It's concert seating, country style!

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270. At 8:48pm on 12 Nov 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Vivienne Westwood unveils new line of fashion accessories

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271. At 8:55pm on 12 Nov 2009, stevenu2uk wrote:
Whilst singing D.I.V.O.R.C.E. a heckler sings M.F.I.

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272. At 9:04pm on 12 Nov 2009, stevenu2uk wrote:
A good singer? - 'yes'

Careful while helping friends move home? -'no'

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273. At 9:13pm on 12 Nov 2009, TallTone wrote:
How to beat Ryanair's new Seat Supplement

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274. At 9:57pm on 12 Nov 2009, JRKent wrote:
"I understand that your car has broken down, but DFS will still be having a sale by this time next century."

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275. At 9:58pm on 12 Nov 2009, beachcred wrote:
This whole animated chess thing involves more lifting than I expected

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276. At 10:00pm on 12 Nov 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Hunting for loose change down the back of her sofa back home, Taylor desperately sought a carpenter to extricate her arm

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277. At 10:03pm on 12 Nov 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
For Taylor's match with Mike Tyson, she specified extra-large gloves, big enough to cover her ears

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278. At 10:08pm on 12 Nov 2009, Stellsie wrote:
Shaking had produced five pence, a pen lid and part of a biscuit, but no winning lottery ticket

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279. At 10:12pm on 12 Nov 2009, beachcred wrote:
Tests of personal airbags that failed to deflate had left some crash test dummies with difficulties in their second careers

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280. At 10:15pm on 12 Nov 2009, beachcred wrote:
Wait a minute, when you said the hearing aid was almost invisible, what did you mean by 'almost'...?

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281. At 10:26pm on 12 Nov 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
And in this years Country & Western Furniture Race, Taylor Swift takes the checkered flag.

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282. At 10:50pm on 12 Nov 2009, Mick Hodd wrote:
Don,t let any more in guy,s ..... all the seats are taken

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283. At 10:53pm on 12 Nov 2009, Mick Hodd wrote:
"Stand by your Man.......especially if he got a van."

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284. At 11:16pm on 12 Nov 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"I am woman, see me hurl...."

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285. At 11:57pm on 12 Nov 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
C:hair clips never caught on.

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286. At 11:59pm on 12 Nov 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
There's a fine line between Diva and Divan.

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287. At 00:03am on 13 Nov 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
Definition of a Rocker Chair.

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288. At 00:12am on 13 Nov 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
"My Ma got bit by a rabid goat,
My Pa lost his tub of glue,
I slept on the couch,
Where the tub was last seen,
Now I have a permanent pew."

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289. At 00:49am on 13 Nov 2009, omg_abi wrote:
American Musical Chairs; The childhood classic taken to a whole new level...

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290. At 00:55am on 13 Nov 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
Cabin crew of the newly merged BA and Iberia airlines mis-understand the principle of selling seats.

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291. At 01:01am on 13 Nov 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
With everyone having to do a duet during the Children In Need concert, this performer said they felt a bit silly. "Who on earth wants to appear with a Country and Western singer?" said the couch.

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292. At 01:29am on 13 Nov 2009, cr wrote:
Taylor didn't quiet get it when her doctor asked her for a 'stool sample'

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293. At 02:28am on 13 Nov 2009, Tableturn wrote:
Ryanair comes under more criticism, after more cutbacks force a pregnant passenger to carry her own seat onto the plane.

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294. At 02:51am on 13 Nov 2009, alexwilson82 wrote:
The Human Tetris Championships got off to a great start.

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295. At 07:19am on 13 Nov 2009, BaldoBingham wrote:
Nicking the odd hotel towel or ashtray was one thing, but even some MPs would draw the line at taking the fixtures and fittings.

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296. At 07:26am on 13 Nov 2009, BaldoBingham wrote:
Revenge is suite.

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297. At 07:45am on 13 Nov 2009, rogueslr wrote:
It always was a tough gig, ducking beer bottles was one thing, but this was the last time she did the DFS sales conference.

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298. At 08:15am on 13 Nov 2009, stuartdobbs wrote:
Must be start of a new term, I see the students are back!

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299. At 08:18am on 13 Nov 2009, stuartdobbs wrote:
At the 2009 MTV Music Awards, some misunderstood the request to “vote from your armchair”

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300. At 08:19am on 13 Nov 2009, stuartdobbs wrote:
The 80s fashion revival for shoulder pads had been taken a bit too far by some.

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301. At 08:23am on 13 Nov 2009, stuartdobbs wrote:
Debbie still wasn’t getting the concept of the game Musical Chairs.

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302. At 08:25am on 13 Nov 2009, beachcred wrote:
I thought that you said meet at the chairlift...

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303. At 08:28am on 13 Nov 2009, stuartdobbs wrote:
Right, am off for a hot night out. Got wallet - check; got keys - check; got phone - check; um, what was the other thing I was meant to remember?!

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304. At 08:31am on 13 Nov 2009, stuartdobbs wrote:
Armchair wrestling had become the new craze in Nashville.

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305. At 08:32am on 13 Nov 2009, lindum49 wrote:
...the small quantity of kudos was finally shown to the Caption Competition entrants....

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306. At 08:34am on 13 Nov 2009, beachcred wrote:
After a wet autumn had boosted demand for rubberised footware, the welly wanging society's plans to inject glamour into the competition had gone askew... however the prospects for bog snorkelling at the London fashion week were looking good.

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307. At 08:36am on 13 Nov 2009, fluffybunniescloudsandkittens wrote:
A serial dieter, she was now onto the G-Plan but still those leather trousers were cutting like hell.

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308. At 08:44am on 13 Nov 2009, fluffybunniescloudsandkittens wrote:
The remains of Johnny Cash had been mislaid but with some irony had now been found down the back of a sofa.

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309. At 09:03am on 13 Nov 2009, peter68 wrote:
Taylor picked the day there was no sale at DFS.

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310. At 09:05am on 13 Nov 2009, peter68 wrote:
She preferred duetting with Kenny Rogers, but times were hard

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311. At 09:07am on 13 Nov 2009, peter68 wrote:
Taylor plays the Ikea sponsored 'Giant Chess'

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312. At 09:08am on 13 Nov 2009, peter68 wrote:
'Not everything in black and white makes sense'

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313. At 09:09am on 13 Nov 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Perfume samples missing from magazines in dentist waiting room.

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314. At 09:10am on 13 Nov 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Teething problems with new child booster seat regulations.

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315. At 09:10am on 13 Nov 2009, peter68 wrote:
'Stand by your man
Give him two arms to cling to
And something warm to come to
and a Beer and comfy chair would be nice too
Stand By Your Man'

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316. At 09:13am on 13 Nov 2009, peter68 wrote:
'Billy Ray Cyrus, stick that up your Achy Breaky......'

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317. At 09:15am on 13 Nov 2009, peter68 wrote:
Taylor was madly in love with the Awards Chairman

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318. At 09:16am on 13 Nov 2009, Lloyd-Barnes wrote:
Conservatives try to take Labour safe seat

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319. At 09:20am on 13 Nov 2009, crazymurdav wrote:
Upon hearing the news that Big Brother had been axed, contestants proceeded to swipe all the remaining house objects that weren't nailed down

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320. At 09:21am on 13 Nov 2009, peter68 wrote:
Python thought they'd go with the Parrot sketch next time, following the reaction to the Spanish Inquisition

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321. At 09:24am on 13 Nov 2009, Lloyd-Barnes wrote:
Sofia appointed dfs Chairman

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322. At 09:49am on 13 Nov 2009, SpartacusmartyrAAAs wrote:
pawn star gets seat ready for bishop move

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323. At 10:10am on 13 Nov 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Order number 431 to collection point B, y'all"

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324. At 10:11am on 13 Nov 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Oh no, time for the guitar solo..."

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325. At 10:12am on 13 Nov 2009, MJF_dodo wrote:
Blonde shows off her chairleading skills.

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326. At 10:17am on 13 Nov 2009, MJF_dodo wrote:
'Good grief!They only threw a bottle at Morrissey.'

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327. At 10:24am on 13 Nov 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Taylor goes into the cheap furniture retail business with her cry "Nashville - a tenner a seat"

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328. At 10:25am on 13 Nov 2009, dave-o25 wrote:
After seeing what Taylor put up with, Morrisey relises he may have over-reacted...

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329. At 10:28am on 13 Nov 2009, Terry wrote:
As her game of chess with the BFG drew to a close, she was absolutely dreading Hungry Hippos.

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330. At 10:28am on 13 Nov 2009, SpartacusmartyrAAAs wrote:
Porn star gets seat ready for bishops diagonal move

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331. At 10:29am on 13 Nov 2009, lavaboarder wrote:
Testing a drug which makes you fall in love with the first thing you see

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332. At 10:29am on 13 Nov 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Taylor throws another chair into the audience after hearing that the Nashville fans were sitting "Ten a seat"

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333. At 10:29am on 13 Nov 2009, Billynug wrote:
Dom Jolly's sister shows off her new mobile phone

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334. At 10:30am on 13 Nov 2009, NotMeHonest wrote:
Can't get-chair out of my head...

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335. At 10:34am on 13 Nov 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Taylor sure is a Country and Western super mare

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336. At 10:39am on 13 Nov 2009, homey1969 wrote:
1.e4 e5

2.Nf3 d6

3.Bc4 Bg4

Here Black has violated the strategy principle by playing the Chair instead of the Knight.

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337. At 10:40am on 13 Nov 2009, Naomi-Beth wrote:
It's always exciting to see what's down the back of the sofa, but to make an Olympic sport out of it...

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338. At 10:41am on 13 Nov 2009, ThunderCat8 wrote:
Oh, you meant you wanted to see Cher!

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339. At 10:41am on 13 Nov 2009, Billynug wrote:
Having lost at musical chairs and throwing a wobble there was no way they were using HER chair

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340. At 10:50am on 13 Nov 2009, dave-o25 wrote:
Taylor shows Morrisey how to deal with missile throwers

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341. At 10:57am on 13 Nov 2009, Dyeb51 wrote:
Well I did ask for the best seat in the house

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342. At 10:57am on 13 Nov 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Roadie strike enters it's second week.

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343. At 10:59am on 13 Nov 2009, Dyeb51 wrote:
Just released - The latest version of Chess

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344. At 11:14am on 13 Nov 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
Your partner never wants to go out and prefers to sit in and watch football. Do you a) Suggest a night at the theatre b) Dust off the Monoply set OR c)...

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345. At 11:15am on 13 Nov 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Britney gets more than she bargains for when performing 'Hit Me Baby One More Time'.

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346. At 11:18am on 13 Nov 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
And in the hotel room, she throws her duvet out of the window.

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347. At 11:21am on 13 Nov 2009, Northern_Simon wrote:
Auditions start for Divan Divan's new backing singers

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348. At 11:23am on 13 Nov 2009, Tony Boyle wrote:
Country girls are very indipendent and like to carry their own saddles,but for some reason her horse didn't hang around!

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349. At 11:29am on 13 Nov 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
Your partner never wants to go out and prefers to sit in and watch football. Do you a) Suggest a night at the theatre b) Dust off the Monopoly set OR c)...

(correction)

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350. At 11:32am on 13 Nov 2009, wigsdad wrote:
Look how many time have I told you not to take suites from strangers!

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351. At 11:42am on 13 Nov 2009, Tony Boyle wrote:
The all new Monopoly divorce game figures are very realistic!

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352. At 11:42am on 13 Nov 2009, Northern_Simon wrote:
Despite celebrity backing, the Olympic Committee still refuses to recognise the Sofa-Put.

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353. At 11:47am on 13 Nov 2009, Dyeb51 wrote:
I'm gonna wash this chair right outta my hair

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354. At 11:49am on 13 Nov 2009, Mike wrote:
The I’m a celebrity contestants were allowed one luxury item to go into the jungle with, this is sure to make interesting viewing once she jumps out the plane and sky dives into the jungle

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355. At 11:52am on 13 Nov 2009, jellyba wrote:
"Ikea" joins Gladiators

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356. At 11:53am on 13 Nov 2009, jellyba wrote:
thought you said armchair wrestling

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357. At 11:56am on 13 Nov 2009, chris_in_paris wrote:
Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'm gonna let you finish, but ... Aieee! That's one of the heaviest chairs of all time!

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358. At 12:02pm on 13 Nov 2009, dry_boak wrote:
Chairiots Of Fire

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359. At 12:04pm on 13 Nov 2009, patio-phalangist wrote:
So will this outlandish pose get me a mention in the caption competition ?

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360. At 12:09pm on 13 Nov 2009, peter68 wrote:
Big Brother is replaced with the low budget 'Celebrity Sofa Wrestling'

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361. At 12:10pm on 13 Nov 2009, peter68 wrote:
Ronnie Corbett's afternoon kip wasn't going well..

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362. At 12:16pm on 13 Nov 2009, MobbyBartinez wrote:
In a bid to prove her rock and roll credentials, she through the telly and the chair out of the hotel window...

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363. At 12:21pm on 13 Nov 2009, Lyndon Gray wrote:
Yeesh...I gotta get a smaller phone !!

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364. At 12:22pm on 13 Nov 2009, Andrew wrote:
"Giant Tetris is like SO in this season!"

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365. At 12:22pm on 13 Nov 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
It was simply a case of divan intervention.

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366. At 12:26pm on 13 Nov 2009, roderickmarshall wrote:
Anyone seen my other earring, I seemed to have dropped it?

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367. At 12:26pm on 13 Nov 2009, Lyndon Gray wrote:
Ok, own up, which comedian stuck this chair to my ear while I was sleeping !!!

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368. At 12:27pm on 13 Nov 2009, Alastair Clunie wrote:
This is not my idea of armchair chess!

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369. At 12:28pm on 13 Nov 2009, roderickmarshall wrote:
Ok, leave it. I said LEAVE IT...Right

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