Caption Competition

12:50 UK time, Friday, 16 October 2009

Winning entries in the Caption Competition.

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

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This week it's the World Gymnastics Championships in London. Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. LaurenceLane
And this is what happens when you ignore those height restriction signs at Disneyland.

5. fandango2
Marie Antoinette: The Musical

4. nick-fowler
But Eddie Kidd had been unable to clear that last gymnast.

3. TheRealCatherineO
Gymnasts from the Galapagos Islands found to have an unusual startle reflex.

2. BeckySnow
Giant jelly babies take vengeance.

1. Rob Falconer
The Olympic Committee regretted building the gymnasium close to so many low bridges.

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1. At 12:06pm on 15 Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
The Olympic Committee regretted building the gymnasium close to so many low bridges

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2. At 12:06pm on 15 Oct 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
Harper's Island, series two, now it's personal.

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3. At 12:07pm on 15 Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Anne Boleyn decides to make the occasion a bit special

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4. At 12:08pm on 15 Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Final Destination 2012

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5. At 12:09pm on 15 Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
A small shaving nick wasn't going to stop Svetlana from entering

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6. At 12:09pm on 15 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
London 2012 to be sponsored by a well known shampoo brand.

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7. At 12:10pm on 15 Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
The 1789 Olympics were held in Paris

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8. At 12:11pm on 15 Oct 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
It's meant to be an allegory of the Labour Party, basically red, legless and with no discernible head.

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9. At 12:12pm on 15 Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
No, no, you misunderstood when I said "Let's head off to the Olympics"

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10. At 12:14pm on 15 Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:
Poor Luciana hadn't realised the key on her necklace was still in the locker

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11. At 12:15pm on 15 Oct 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Having flown Ryanair for the first time, Olga was still waiting for the baggage handlers to find the rest of her hold luggage.

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12. At 12:15pm on 15 Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:
Sophia still performed, although the Mafia insisted on certain conditions

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13. At 12:15pm on 15 Oct 2009, alienatedduck wrote:
Gertrude would sadly never get a-head of the competition.

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14. At 12:17pm on 15 Oct 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Somewhere nearby, Damien Hirst was taking notes.

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15. At 12:17pm on 15 Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:
But Natasha had been warned about English spectators throwing beer-cans

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16. At 12:17pm on 15 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Derren Strikes Again!

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17. At 12:18pm on 15 Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:
Some of these captions were so funny, the gymnast laughed her head off

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18. At 12:19pm on 15 Oct 2009, Tableturn wrote:
Damien Hirst's latest piece, dedicated to the 2012 Games and suspended in formaldehyde, was somewhat controversial, if not tasteless.

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19. At 12:19pm on 15 Oct 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Exit visas had become easier to obtain, so long as you had something to return home for.

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20. At 12:19pm on 15 Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:
OK, who's been sharpening the poles again?

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21. At 12:20pm on 15 Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:
It was at this point that Olga realised just how much her feet smelt

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22. At 12:21pm on 15 Oct 2009, Basil Long wrote:
That annoying bit of black fluff was still stuck under her toe-nail

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23. At 12:21pm on 15 Oct 2009, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
Gymnasts from the Galapagos Islands found to have an unusual startle reflex.

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24. At 12:21pm on 15 Oct 2009, Tableturn wrote:
The Headless Horseman claims another victim: in return for the fact that the o2 Dome was constructed on the site of his grave.....

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25. At 12:22pm on 15 Oct 2009, snoozoff wrote:
mind your head if you want to fit in the picture

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26. At 12:22pm on 15 Oct 2009, ShootBetterScoreMore wrote:
Svetlana only competed on the floor events as she didn't have a head for heights

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27. At 12:23pm on 15 Oct 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
I don't think gym'll fix this!

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28. At 12:23pm on 15 Oct 2009, snoozoff wrote:
take the head of a chichen and it runs away, do the same to a gymnast and look what happen

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29. At 12:23pm on 15 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Beth went to pieces during her floor routine.

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30. At 12:24pm on 15 Oct 2009, U14173897 wrote:
My head bone's connected to my toe bone,
Now hear the word of the Lord!

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31. At 12:24pm on 15 Oct 2009, Scotch-git wrote:

There can be only one!

Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod

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32. At 12:24pm on 15 Oct 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
GymNasty

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33. At 12:24pm on 15 Oct 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Not bad, Dr Frankenstein, but aren't we forgetting something?

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34. At 12:24pm on 15 Oct 2009, snoozoff wrote:
if you are well connected enough to float in the air, you do not really need a head

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35. At 12:25pm on 15 Oct 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Hitler began to regret replacing Leni Riefenstahl on "Triumph of the Will" with George A. Romero

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36. At 12:26pm on 15 Oct 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Pity, if she'd only managed another 14cm she'd have won the Worthing Birdman contest.

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37. At 12:26pm on 15 Oct 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Blimey, what the heck is in that vodka?

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38. At 12:27pm on 15 Oct 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Ingrid was known as the Headless Norsewoman

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39. At 12:28pm on 15 Oct 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
And in the finishing straight it's Olga and Svetlana, and Olga wins by a head.

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40. At 12:28pm on 15 Oct 2009, portabellablue wrote:
"Now where's my Gymnastic head", said Worzell

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41. At 12:29pm on 15 Oct 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
You needn't have bothered, Svetlana - they don't base the sex tests on the amount of facial hair

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42. At 12:29pm on 15 Oct 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Its amazing what MPs could claim on expenses, even if they had to give some of it back..

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43. At 12:30pm on 15 Oct 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
At the next Olympics, perhaps we'll move the discus-throwing to a separate stadium

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44. At 12:31pm on 15 Oct 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
The results of prolonged exposure to mobile phones was starting to become apparent...

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45. At 12:32pm on 15 Oct 2009, GervaseFen wrote:
The legs from a gazelle, the arms of a gorilla, and the head of a ... whoops!

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46. At 12:32pm on 15 Oct 2009, GervaseFen wrote:
Wow! That was some sneeze!

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47. At 12:33pm on 15 Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
The judges could see that her heart was in it, but her head was elsewhere.

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48. At 12:33pm on 15 Oct 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
And this is what happens when you ignore those height restriction signs at Disneyland.

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49. At 12:34pm on 15 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Kevin lost his job at Bungee Busters when he attached the rope to the wrong end.

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50. At 12:35pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
Slowly the murk cleared, and the divers had a clear view of the Sicilian coast

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51. At 12:36pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
Gloria had followed her friend's advice on how to get rid of a headache - open the window and put your head out, then close the window and put your head out again. And yes, the pane had indeed gone.

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52. At 12:37pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
What worried Gloria most was what she was going to do with her collection of designer hats

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53. At 12:39pm on 15 Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
It was that dream again, of the sleepy hollow and Ichabod Crane that always happened when the horse was on her mind

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54. At 12:40pm on 15 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Stacey's background in ballet was certainly impeding her progress in the hurdles.

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55. At 12:41pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
Well, there's no place for having your head tucked under your arm in modern paranormal olympics

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56. At 12:42pm on 15 Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
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57. At 12:43pm on 15 Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
She was determined to get a head this year

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58. At 12:43pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
I don't really think the term 'Paralympics' refers to Paranormal Olympics

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59. At 12:44pm on 15 Oct 2009, Tone wrote:
Shoulders above the rest

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60. At 12:44pm on 15 Oct 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
All that surgery, and now they tell her that Limbo isn't going to be an Olympic event.

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61. At 12:44pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
Well, I'll have a look at the rules and regulations, but I don't think there's anything specifically against it ...

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62. At 12:45pm on 15 Oct 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Royal Ballet performs Live and Let Die

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63. At 12:45pm on 15 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Kelly thought her special Hallowe'en routine had gone particularly well.

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64. At 12:46pm on 15 Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
The Queen of Hearts claims another victim, film at 11

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65. At 12:46pm on 15 Oct 2009, Sean241160 wrote:
Gazuntite!

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66. At 12:47pm on 15 Oct 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
I think you'll find that being disqualified, after that kind of dismount, is a no-brainer..

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67. At 12:47pm on 15 Oct 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Mannequin to be remade by Rob Zombie

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68. At 12:49pm on 15 Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Channelling her inner Marie Antoinette was no mean feat

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69. At 12:49pm on 15 Oct 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
"And even with that stunning performance it seems she just can't get ahead..."

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70. At 12:50pm on 15 Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Bitter Gaby Logan gets busy with the cheese wire.

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71. At 12:51pm on 15 Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Sorry, you're out. You don't match your photo ID.

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72. At 12:51pm on 15 Oct 2009, rogueslr wrote:
After years of rhythmic gymnastics and swinging a hoop around her neck, the inevitable happened.

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73. At 12:53pm on 15 Oct 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Some of the other athletes snidely suggested that Gymnastics was a pretty brainless activity..

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74. At 12:54pm on 15 Oct 2009, Kipson wrote:
Beaking News... Olympic gymnast caught short!

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75. At 12:55pm on 15 Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
As the girls huddled closer around the bonfire, the story of the black velvet ribbon was reaching its climax...

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76. At 12:56pm on 15 Oct 2009, rogueslr wrote:
It was all going so well, and then she just lost her head.

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77. At 12:56pm on 15 Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Kill Bill - the Olympic edition

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78. At 12:56pm on 15 Oct 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Olga regretted taking the obligatory "welcome home" tour in the open-top bus

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79. At 12:57pm on 15 Oct 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
If man were asked to design the perfect woman

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80. At 12:58pm on 15 Oct 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
By the look of it, it wasn't only her face that she shaved too close

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81. At 12:59pm on 15 Oct 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Look, I know some people will find this new diet a bit tough, but it works..

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82. At 12:59pm on 15 Oct 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
A great run, nearly flawless, but she failed to clear that last swinging blade.

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83. At 12:59pm on 15 Oct 2009, Dyeb51 wrote:
Commenting on the Gymnatics at the O2 Gabby Logan was quick to add "Don't try this at home"

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84. At 12:59pm on 15 Oct 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
And you will stay here and train until you learn to eat all your greens..

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85. At 1:00pm on 15 Oct 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
The Olympic Committee decides to stick with doves in 2012 - vultures were not the success they had hoped for

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86. At 1:00pm on 15 Oct 2009, Dyeb51 wrote:
Heads rolled as she failed to score a perfect 10

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87. At 1:01pm on 15 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Mrs Oddjob was ecstatic her divorce papers had finally come through.

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88. At 1:01pm on 15 Oct 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
Don't worry, a pair of shoulder pads and a loud scarf and no one will even notice.

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89. At 1:01pm on 15 Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
The PE teacher made Jenny wear the velour leotard from lost property as punishment for forgetting her head.

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90. At 1:01pm on 15 Oct 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
The England team had told Olga that bobbing for piranhas was a popular English pastime

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91. At 1:03pm on 15 Oct 2009, lindum49 wrote:
Doing the Hokey Cokey was never going to be the same again..........

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92. At 1:03pm on 15 Oct 2009, teazeldad wrote:
Head of a very small panda, body of an oven ready chicken. Genetic engineering comes to gymnastics

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93. At 1:03pm on 15 Oct 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
On the plus side, my dandruff's gone

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94. At 1:04pm on 15 Oct 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Note to self - the next time I have an Indian head massage, check the masseur's not s Thuggee first

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95. At 1:05pm on 15 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
"It's not too bad, but I have real difficulty keeping my glasses on."

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96. At 1:05pm on 15 Oct 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
Coach is a bit tough, isn't he?

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97. At 1:06pm on 15 Oct 2009, GervaseFen wrote:
Tatiana was bankrupt - although a great gymnast, she had no head for business

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98. At 1:08pm on 15 Oct 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Note to self - the next time I have an Indian head massage, check the masseur's not a Thuggee first

(spelling)

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99. At 1:08pm on 15 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Being born without a neck had its consequences.

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100. At 1:09pm on 15 Oct 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
So you used to be a wedding photographer?

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101. At 1:09pm on 15 Oct 2009, gparsons wrote:
Auditions begin for horror sequel "The Exorcisist"

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102. At 1:10pm on 15 Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Isn't that the same photographer who chopped all our heads off in the wedding photos last year?

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103. At 1:11pm on 15 Oct 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
It was moments like this that Beth wished she had remembered her deodorant!

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104. At 1:11pm on 15 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Nobody told her the bars were asymmetric.

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105. At 1:12pm on 15 Oct 2009, lindum49 wrote:
Beam me up Scotty started to take on a whole new meaning....

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106. At 1:14pm on 15 Oct 2009, GervaseFen wrote:
That's the last time Tatiana would take a holiday amongst Amazonian head hunters

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107. At 1:14pm on 15 Oct 2009, GervaseFen wrote:
Olga had been head-hunted by a large multinational

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108. At 1:15pm on 15 Oct 2009, DisgustedOfMitcham2 wrote:
In the tough economic climate, even the Olympics team were forced to reduce their head count.

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109. At 1:15pm on 15 Oct 2009, GervaseFen wrote:
To be fair to Herr Tell, she was moving fast when he aimed at the apple

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110. At 1:16pm on 15 Oct 2009, Mr Snoozy wrote:
The global downturn meant 'Hear No Evil' and 'Speak No Evil' were made redundant; 'See no Evil' was modified accordingly...

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111. At 1:18pm on 15 Oct 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Tatiana had learnt the hard way never to cross Auric Goldfinger

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112. At 1:18pm on 15 Oct 2009, lindum49 wrote:
If you want to get ahead of the competition take up a sport they said.....

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113. At 1:19pm on 15 Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Battersea Gymnastic Club's production of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow cleverly included the Headless Pommel Horsewoman.

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114. At 1:19pm on 15 Oct 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Olga wished her husband would give up whittling in bed

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115. At 1:19pm on 15 Oct 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
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116. At 1:20pm on 15 Oct 2009, Mr Snoozy wrote:
On the third rotation, Vera noticed with some dissapointment, that her Verruca was still there..

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117. At 1:20pm on 15 Oct 2009, TallTone wrote:
Tatiana had resolved not to let success go to her head

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118. At 1:21pm on 15 Oct 2009, extraordinarybaldy wrote:
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119. At 1:24pm on 15 Oct 2009, bmerren wrote:
"Topless Gymnastics" - that'll get the viewers!

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120. At 1:25pm on 15 Oct 2009, Mr Snoozy wrote:
Tatiana loved her new look, and saved a fortune on shampoo...

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121. At 1:25pm on 15 Oct 2009, Lester Mak wrote:
Plans for Death Becomes Her - The Dance Musical takes a new twist.

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122. At 1:27pm on 15 Oct 2009, bmerren wrote:
In retrospect, Sleepy Hollow hosting the Gymnastics was a bad idea.

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123. At 1:28pm on 15 Oct 2009, bmerren wrote:
Gymnasties

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124. At 1:32pm on 15 Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Kevin Spacey can’t remember what he did with the box. Extra in Se7en wishes he’d look a bit harder.

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125. At 1:33pm on 15 Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
...and the Student Loan Company were so late with the funding, that I had to sell my head. Don't worry though, I'm doing Psychology, I shouldn't need it...

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126. At 1:34pm on 15 Oct 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Next time Lucinda would definitely buy a peg off that little old lady at the door

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127. At 1:35pm on 15 Oct 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Anya wished she'd never taken those diabolical steroids

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128. At 1:36pm on 15 Oct 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Could you pleae ask the javelin-throwers to wait until we've finished?

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129. At 1:37pm on 15 Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Allegations that you don't need brains for 'Sports Science' gain unexpected support.

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130. At 1:37pm on 15 Oct 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Height restrictions are imposed by the BBC after Brigitte Neilsen's Hole In The Wall appearance.

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131. At 1:38pm on 15 Oct 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:
Mr Putin's most challenging adventure holiday so far.

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132. At 1:44pm on 15 Oct 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Jack should never had told Don Corleone about his favourite gymnast

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133. At 1:44pm on 15 Oct 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
"...she really is a fantastic gymnast, John. Honestly, I'd say shoulders above the rest..."

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134. At 1:49pm on 15 Oct 2009, solarpowered wrote:
Georgiana assured her coach that she was planning ahead for 2012

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135. At 1:52pm on 15 Oct 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
And at the extreme end of the halitosis scale..

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136. At 1:52pm on 15 Oct 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
No, I don’t recognise her either..

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137. At 1:53pm on 15 Oct 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
An identity parade for victims was never going to be a good idea

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138. At 1:54pm on 15 Oct 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Chorizo - know the risks

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139. At 1:55pm on 15 Oct 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Jack's back! Having the Olympic Village in Whitechapel had not been a good idea.

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140. At 1:56pm on 15 Oct 2009, NickR wrote:
Tatyana's routine was perfectly executed.

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141. At 1:58pm on 15 Oct 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
And here at Old Trafford another dubious tackle comes flying in from a Manchester United defender, but the referee takes a quick glance across at Sir Alex in the dugout and waves play on...

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142. At 2:00pm on 15 Oct 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
He scores with his head; he scores with his feet. What can't Peter Crouch do?

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143. At 2:02pm on 15 Oct 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Yup, keep it like that for the entire routine and I think you might just about get away with it, Dave.

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144. At 2:03pm on 15 Oct 2009, NickR wrote:
Despite forgetting her 'gymnastics head' Worzel Gummidge's daughter still competed in the competition.

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145. At 2:04pm on 15 Oct 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
But Eddie Kidd had been unable to clear that last gymnast

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146. At 2:04pm on 15 Oct 2009, Tom Webb wrote:
The IAAF try to raise the profile of Gymnastics by introducing a "Spot the head" competition.

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147. At 2:05pm on 15 Oct 2009, Tom_K_Hawkey wrote:
Due to pre-watershed restrictions, the obscene audience had to be blurred out

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148. At 2:05pm on 15 Oct 2009, presto_west_end wrote:
Nothing. Absolutely nothing is being said here.

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149. At 2:06pm on 15 Oct 2009, NickR wrote:
And after that Gold Medal performance, the people of Chernobyl will be going wild tonight.

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150. At 2:06pm on 15 Oct 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"Ah wud nah lahk tour demonstret mah lettest murv - zee gilloteen."

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151. At 2:07pm on 15 Oct 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
With the demise of the chinese judge, it became very clear who the winner of this year's World Joke Championships was going to be.

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152. At 2:07pm on 15 Oct 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Waste o' time gettin' me ears pierced, innit?

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153. At 2:08pm on 15 Oct 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
The shorthand dancing version of Y.M.C.A.

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154. At 2:09pm on 15 Oct 2009, DougieLawson wrote:
Beth Tweedle thanked her lucky stars she wasn't Chinese when she fell off the bar. Their penalties for failing are much more severe.

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155. At 2:09pm on 15 Oct 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
Ouch...

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156. At 2:10pm on 15 Oct 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
What's being said? Well nothing as she obviously has no mouth.

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157. At 2:11pm on 15 Oct 2009, DougieLawson wrote:
It was so awkward to find folks who could enter international competitions after the gymnastics federation changed their height rules.

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158. At 2:11pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
I told you to be careful with that telephoto lens, Bailey

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159. At 2:13pm on 15 Oct 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
...and now back to the Lumberjack Games, where the jump-the-chainsaw event is reaching an exciting climax.

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160. At 2:14pm on 15 Oct 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Never mind, she can always do radio.

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161. At 2:16pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
Nadia just hoped she could keep the blood in until her performance was over

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162. At 2:18pm on 15 Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
"Unlike those footballers, we are professionals and we never get legless before an important event", said Olga.

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163. At 2:18pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
So, you're dedicated, and all you want is a paracetamol, but where are you going to put it?

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164. At 2:25pm on 15 Oct 2009, funkyhorn wrote:
Ah - right man - when you said gymnasts 'ave to be double jointed you don't mean they got to 'ave a couple of spliffs?

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165. At 2:27pm on 15 Oct 2009, blogbuster wrote:
Uneven parrallel bars: $10,000
5 meters of cheese wire $20

Hiring Tonya Harding as Russia's Gymnastics coach: Priceless!

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166. At 2:29pm on 15 Oct 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"Cor, and they said that being Baldy didn't matter.."

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167. At 2:31pm on 15 Oct 2009, littleDickie wrote:
" Ere 'e don't half look like like a bird!"

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168. At 2:31pm on 15 Oct 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
The Olympic Committee were impressed, but felt the difficulty over selecting a dictionary would mean the Games could do without the new event 'Extreme Hangman'.

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169. At 2:35pm on 15 Oct 2009, blogbuster wrote:
The cheese wire on the uneven parrallel bars was bad enough, but the beartrap on the pommel horse was downright evil.

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170. At 2:45pm on 15 Oct 2009, Lee Newham wrote:
But where are we going to put the medal?

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171. At 2:52pm on 15 Oct 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"Throw me that torch. If I can just cauterize the jugular before she lands..."

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172. At 2:53pm on 15 Oct 2009, mariamreza wrote:
World Gymnastics Federation orders investigation into the use of catabolic steroids.

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173. At 2:55pm on 15 Oct 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Michael Phelps reveals his answer to the ban on full body suits.

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174. At 3:01pm on 15 Oct 2009, grazvalentine wrote:
Sharon's ponytail had got tangled in her ankle bracelet again.

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175. At 3:01pm on 15 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
"I told you we should have installed air con instead of those stupid fans"

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176. At 3:06pm on 15 Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Ozzy Osbourne falls off the wagon.

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177. At 3:07pm on 15 Oct 2009, Lloyd-Barnes wrote:
Exorcist caught exercising

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178. At 3:11pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
Poor Olga hadn't realised she still had her headphones connected to the CD-player

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179. At 3:17pm on 15 Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Sporty look for cover of The Female Eunuch re-print.

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180. At 3:19pm on 15 Oct 2009, chilterncheese wrote:
Awa' an bile yer heid
[Translation: Go take a running jump!]

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181. At 3:20pm on 15 Oct 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
What do you call a gymnast with no head?

Anything you want, she can't hear you.

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182. At 3:21pm on 15 Oct 2009, chilterncheese wrote:
Ye'll get yer heid in yer hauns tae play wi'
[Translation: You're in big trouble!]

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183. At 3:22pm on 15 Oct 2009, The_All_Seeing_Eye wrote:
The worlds first introduction into the newly recognised olympic sport of gymnastic fixed pole high jump had not gone well.

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184. At 3:22pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
Luigi, couldn't you have separated her ears before sending them back to her rich Dad?

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185. At 3:24pm on 15 Oct 2009, grazvalentine wrote:
I reckon she's had a face lift.

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186. At 3:31pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
Dear Sir or Madam,

We are sorry your Ming Gymnast statue got a little damaged in the post.

Yours faithfully,

The Post Office

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187. At 3:37pm on 15 Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Giant jelly babies take vengeance.

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188. At 3:38pm on 15 Oct 2009, Ty Du wrote:
The Headless Horseman decided to try out his skills on another type of horse.

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189. At 3:41pm on 15 Oct 2009, Ty Du wrote:
Despite the severe injury suffered by the opposing striker, Arsene Wenger claimed that 'his head was turned the other way' at the time.

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190. At 3:45pm on 15 Oct 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
Bring on The Wall!

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191. At 3:58pm on 15 Oct 2009, sleepingal1979 wrote:
Sainsbury's revamped roast chicken packaging received a lukewarm reception

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192. At 4:04pm on 15 Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
French deny use of guillotine to encourage their athletes to perform.

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193. At 4:06pm on 15 Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
One of Peperami’s sponsorship idents during TV coverage of the World Gymnastics Championships

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194. At 4:07pm on 15 Oct 2009, Billynug wrote:
Does my bum look big in this???

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195. At 4:12pm on 15 Oct 2009, funkyhorn wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
196. At 4:20pm on 15 Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. Jaws 5.

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197. At 4:22pm on 15 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
The inventors of the invisibility cloak wanted their hat back.

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198. At 4:25pm on 15 Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Passengers were bending over backwards to take advantage of Ryanair's new low cost, fly without your head, deals.

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199. At 4:30pm on 15 Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Vanessa hadn't fully understood the side effects of Botox.

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200. At 4:41pm on 15 Oct 2009, virtualindividual wrote:
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs...oh well, never mind!

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201. At 4:47pm on 15 Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Dope test doesn’t cover Tabasco

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202. At 4:52pm on 15 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
It didn't take Julie long to realise she'd fallen victim to identity theft.

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203. At 5:03pm on 15 Oct 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
The team found they were a head short when it came to the count.

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204. At 5:04pm on 15 Oct 2009, Lloyd-Barnes wrote:
The x factor fan who has been voting for John & Edward is finally tracked down

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205. At 5:06pm on 15 Oct 2009, johnnybravojo wrote:
Fears mount at the Olympic committee meeting that certain countries are placing too high demands on their gymnasts.

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206. At 5:10pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
The lepidopterist's collection would be complete as soon as he could find pins that were large enough

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207. At 5:16pm on 15 Oct 2009, linn-dog wrote:
the headless horesmans daughter decided not to follow in her fathers footsteps

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208. At 5:18pm on 15 Oct 2009, linn-dog wrote:
'keep your chin up' she was told as her grip gave way on the uneven bars

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209. At 5:19pm on 15 Oct 2009, Noel wrote:
Icarus' new heatproof suit still fatally flawed.

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210. At 5:27pm on 15 Oct 2009, 21gardener wrote:
Helga was quite pleased with her impression of a bunny face, but the judges marked her down because you had to squint to see it.

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211. At 5:32pm on 15 Oct 2009, linn-dog wrote:
as preperation for london 2012 begins panic as JJb still havent recived the full set of of manakens

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212. At 5:35pm on 15 Oct 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
What did they PUT in that curry!?

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213. At 5:46pm on 15 Oct 2009, Quiet_Man_50 wrote:
Finally, a reaction following the crash of the NASA rocket on the moon...

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214. At 5:47pm on 15 Oct 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
...and heads you lose!

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215. At 5:49pm on 15 Oct 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
Amounting to nothing Olga floated through life with her head up her a***

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216. At 5:58pm on 15 Oct 2009, nosniknej wrote:
Baz Luhrmann to direct retelling of "The Headless Horseman"

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217. At 6:06pm on 15 Oct 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
Head over heels in mauve!

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218. At 6:15pm on 15 Oct 2009, WhatTheCurtains wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
219. At 6:15pm on 15 Oct 2009, Jpeasemould wrote:
Since her last winning performance, Olga has hardly looked back.

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220. At 6:27pm on 15 Oct 2009, dyslexic pines wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
221. At 6:27pm on 15 Oct 2009, Jpeasemould wrote:
The invisibility cloak partially slips from a competitor at the Hogwarts Gymnastics final.

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222. At 6:39pm on 15 Oct 2009, Jpeasemould wrote:
With Halloween fast approaching, Olga scores a perfect 10 with her floating, headless, legless routine.

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223. At 6:40pm on 15 Oct 2009, nerdsunited wrote:
Audience lose focus on competition when gymnast loses her head

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224. At 6:40pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
Olga had been smoking since she was three, and it hadn't done her any harm

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225. At 6:44pm on 15 Oct 2009, Jpeasemould wrote:
(Announcer over PA system) "Would the osteopath please make their way to the main arena..."

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226. At 6:58pm on 15 Oct 2009, chilterncheese wrote:
A supple young gymnast, Beth Tweddle
Is aiming to see if her head 'll
Spin 360 round
While her feet leave the ground
And if so, she'll deserve a gold medal.

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227. At 7:00pm on 15 Oct 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Oddly, this time the winner was correctly described as being 'head over heels'..

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228. At 7:23pm on 15 Oct 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Now on the auction block, ship's figurehead, knocked about slightly, comes with hat. Do I hear 50p?

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229. At 7:29pm on 15 Oct 2009, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
If you've been injured and it wasn't your fault...................

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230. At 7:39pm on 15 Oct 2009, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
231. At 7:40pm on 15 Oct 2009, aliotis wrote:
She always had the reputation of being "absent-minded "

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232. At 7:42pm on 15 Oct 2009, aliotis wrote:
"She would have been a Rudyard Kipling write-off"

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233. At 7:43pm on 15 Oct 2009, linn-dog wrote:
putting on the magicians hat seemed a good idea at the time

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234. At 7:46pm on 15 Oct 2009, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Alesha Dixon had gone too far criticising Joe Calzaghe's dancing.

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235. At 7:49pm on 15 Oct 2009, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
It was her birthday and once again she was heard to mutter "not another bloody hat".

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236. At 7:54pm on 15 Oct 2009, WhatTheCurtains wrote:
You know when you've been Tangoed

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237. At 7:58pm on 15 Oct 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:
When it came to the final move, Natasha regretted choosing "Oranges and Lemons" as her floor music.

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238. At 8:01pm on 15 Oct 2009, salco32 wrote:
Gym-no-neck-stics!!!

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239. At 8:13pm on 15 Oct 2009, JK wrote:
Breaking the world record for the furthest discus throw should have been a cause for celebration...

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240. At 9:09pm on 15 Oct 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
What's being said? Nothing, how can you talk without a head? Derr!

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241. At 9:18pm on 15 Oct 2009, sooners06 wrote:
... and she usually follows the back walkover with a move she calls "The Ichabod", ah yes, there it is!

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242. At 9:19pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
Perhaps Khachaturian's Sabre Dance had not been the best choice of music

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243. At 9:20pm on 15 Oct 2009, sooners06 wrote:
The judge representing Sleepy Hollow gave the first ten of the competition

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244. At 9:21pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
Unfortunately, Olga's attacker had found another use for the oblique slash

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245. At 9:23pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
But the head was already on a plaque adorning Lord Melchett's dining-room wall

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246. At 9:26pm on 15 Oct 2009, Hobbitmorley wrote:
No worries, her avo job's in panto.

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247. At 9:40pm on 15 Oct 2009, Nzie wrote:
Olympic officials concerned by evidence of Chinese starting gymnasts before they've had time to develop fully.

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248. At 9:51pm on 15 Oct 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
Perfect body position demonstrated by Ohmylia Headercomov

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249. At 9:54pm on 15 Oct 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
As well as drug and sex tests, the IOC now introduces Zombie tests after competitors complain she doesn't have a head.

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250. At 9:57pm on 15 Oct 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
No, I said TWO sugars

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251. At 10:21pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
Yeah, I can never see these Magic Eye pictures. Wait! It's becoming clearer. I can see a young gymnast in a red top, with her legs all bent back ... and she's got no head. No, that can't be right, can it? As I said, I can never see these Magic Eye pictures.

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252. At 10:24pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
Sicily starts its own version of the classic Jimmy Savile kids' programme called "Don Luigi'll Fix It"

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253. At 10:26pm on 15 Oct 2009, ClockworkBanana wrote:
Yeah, Heathrow's new runway ends just outside the stadium - why do you ask?

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254. At 10:30pm on 15 Oct 2009, WhatTheCurtains wrote:
Officials pledge to move mens discus away from gymnastics next year.

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255. At 10:36pm on 15 Oct 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"Aerodynamics is everything..."

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256. At 10:37pm on 15 Oct 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"\0/"

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257. At 10:38pm on 15 Oct 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"\O/" correction...

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258. At 10:41pm on 15 Oct 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"\o/" re-correction...

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259. At 10:41pm on 15 Oct 2009, littleDickie wrote:
\o/

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260. At 10:43pm on 15 Oct 2009, U14174645 wrote:
At last the Chinese contingent had found a way to hide the fact that their gymnasts were underage.

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261. At 10:43pm on 15 Oct 2009, littleDickie wrote:
Ye dinnae let mi \backslash in codae?

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262. At 11:10pm on 15 Oct 2009, mikehaz90 wrote:
I'm sorry, but you're gonna need a gender test

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263. At 11:11pm on 15 Oct 2009, Christian Cook wrote:
It was no surprise that the sequel to 'The Fly' entitled 'The Window' went straight to DVD.

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264. At 11:14pm on 15 Oct 2009, Christian Cook wrote:
It was a drastic measure, but it would serve as a warning to any others who might submit a caption via the "Send us a letter" form.

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265. At 11:16pm on 15 Oct 2009, Christian Cook wrote:
All posts are reactively moderated. What does this mean? Well, now she knows.

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266. At 11:18pm on 15 Oct 2009, Christian Cook wrote:
'Celebrity Transformers on Ice' gets off to a bad start when 'Optimus Prime' forgets her moves.

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267. At 11:20pm on 15 Oct 2009, Christian Cook wrote:
This is sadly what happens when parents watch too much 'Waybuloo.'

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268. At 11:22pm on 15 Oct 2009, Christian Cook wrote:
Lesser known members of the Araldite man's family.

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269. At 11:22pm on 15 Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Another victory for Atkins and team

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270. At 11:25pm on 15 Oct 2009, Christian Cook wrote:
Woman breaks world record for quickest game of charades with 'The Fly.'

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271. At 11:26pm on 15 Oct 2009, Vicky Singing you to Sleep wrote:
"I told you it would be a waste of money getting glue from the pound shop."

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272. At 11:27pm on 15 Oct 2009, Christian Cook wrote:
A rare outtake from 'You are what you eat' shows Gillian McKeith after accidentally eating a roast chicken.

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273. At 11:29pm on 15 Oct 2009, Vicky Singing you to Sleep wrote:
Natasha had a real surprise up her sleeve for the Rhythmic Gymnastics (Ball) section.

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274. At 11:32pm on 15 Oct 2009, Vicky Singing you to Sleep wrote:
The dedication of the Chinese Team drew gasps of admiration from the Romanians.

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275. At 11:34pm on 15 Oct 2009, Vicky Singing you to Sleep wrote:
Realising they had the ugliest leotards in the competition forced the Russian team to desperate measures.

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276. At 11:35pm on 15 Oct 2009, Christian Cook wrote:
"I am quite shy really, so let me show you how I walk through those new airport scanners."

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277. At 11:36pm on 15 Oct 2009, Vicky Singing you to Sleep wrote:
Well if you suffered from problem perspiration you'd try anything too.

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278. At 11:38pm on 15 Oct 2009, Christian Cook wrote:
Salvador Dali's 'Roast Chicken Dream' is not considered his strongest work.

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279. At 11:45pm on 15 Oct 2009, Christian Cook wrote:
"Glass door? What glass do-oof"

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280. At 11:50pm on 15 Oct 2009, Christian Cook wrote:
"You might think with the name Patty O'Dawes that she would never do this, but you don't know our Patty."

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281. At 11:53pm on 15 Oct 2009, Christian Cook wrote:
"If you thought the wedding photographer was bad enough, the bride has just thrown one of the bridesmaids over her shoulder!"

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282. At 11:56pm on 15 Oct 2009, Christian Cook wrote:
In an effort to attract younger fans, the Royal Ballet does Swan Lake with a KFC flavour.

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283. At 11:58pm on 15 Oct 2009, Pete Reid wrote:
Ludmilla could understand the need for puberty-delaying, performance-enhancing drugs. But the vestigial pekingese head???

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284. At 00:00am on 16 Oct 2009, Tremorman wrote:
The North Koreans were adamant it was nothing to do with nuclear testing

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285. At 00:04am on 16 Oct 2009, Tremorman wrote:
She had obviously took it serious when her coach said tuck your head in

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286. At 00:07am on 16 Oct 2009, Tremorman wrote:
She couldn't win gold I mean where would they hang the medal

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287. At 00:07am on 16 Oct 2009, rodrigosg wrote:
Nina didn't listen when they told her not to lose her head over the competition...

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288. At 00:10am on 16 Oct 2009, Tremorman wrote:
The oven ready Turkeys were early this year.

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289. At 00:12am on 16 Oct 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
I call this move 'The Turtle'.

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290. At 00:16am on 16 Oct 2009, 10thwonder wrote:
The Chinese have finally developed the perfect gymnast, extremely aerodynamic, and one who won't think for herself.

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291. At 00:49am on 16 Oct 2009, robsws wrote:
It became clear very quickly that holding the discus event at the same time as the gymnastics was never a very good idea in the first place.

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292. At 01:42am on 16 Oct 2009, ThunderCat8 wrote:
"Terribly sorry," said Mr Wang to Xiao Li's distraught family, "but your daughter's hair was just a tad too flambuoyant."

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293. At 01:43am on 16 Oct 2009, ThunderCat8 wrote:
The French judge had no choice but to deduct a point. Losing one's head was no excuse for shoddy tumbling.

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294. At 06:20am on 16 Oct 2009, dyslexic pines wrote:
\ /

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295. At 06:41am on 16 Oct 2009, dyslexic pines wrote:
The new red-eye removal tool was proving to be a tad potent.

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296. At 08:14am on 16 Oct 2009, DerekH wrote:
Following some particularly catty remarks from Dmitry, Olga decides to check for herself whether her bum looks big in this...

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297. At 08:14am on 16 Oct 2009, chilterncheese wrote:
...and third place, the bronze, goes to Turkey

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298. At 08:35am on 16 Oct 2009, Go Away Gordon Brown wrote:
After failure in Beijing 2008, the Chinese made an example of its medal less gymnasts

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299. At 08:41am on 16 Oct 2009, Go Away Gordon Brown wrote:
"Has any body seen my neck ......l...a...c...e?"

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300. At 08:46am on 16 Oct 2009, Go Away Gordon Brown wrote:
The manekins in the new John Lewis hat display left a lot to be desired...

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301. At 09:13am on 16 Oct 2009, britinbcn wrote:
The public generally thought that the new Benetton advertising campaign had gone too far this time

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302. At 09:16am on 16 Oct 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
In preparation for the 2012 Olympics, clear evidence has been found that the Chinese "production line" of new gymnasts had moved into top gear.

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303. At 09:20am on 16 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Take two bottles into the shower? Not me. I just Wash & Go.

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304. At 09:25am on 16 Oct 2009, fandango2 wrote:
Marie Antoinette: The Musical

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305. At 09:41am on 16 Oct 2009, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
Spanish gymnast Maria José goes to extraordinary lengths to dismiss any talk that she is another Caster Semenya.

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306. At 09:45am on 16 Oct 2009, ZingyZangyZongy wrote:
It was a tense moment. Olga just could not unclench her buttocks.

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307. At 09:49am on 16 Oct 2009, ZingyZangyZongy wrote:
Tell you what, George. Maybe we should put that "Mind Your Head" sign on the changing-room doors in other languages too.

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308. At 09:50am on 16 Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
I see you've bought Carboot Claire - should’ve paid a bit more and got a Sindy doll – they have elastic bands in the neck so this sort of tragedy can be avoided.

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309. At 09:57am on 16 Oct 2009, fandango2 wrote:
"Oh no, the Russian gymnast is wearing the same leotard! I just can't show my face."

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310. At 09:58am on 16 Oct 2009, ZingyZangyZongy wrote:
But it was Olga herself who had insisted on her high-wire act using the thinnest wire in the world

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311. At 10:01am on 16 Oct 2009, ZingyZangyZongy wrote:
Tatiana just had to check - she had been warned there was a lot of back-stabbing in gymnastics.

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312. At 10:02am on 16 Oct 2009, ZingyZangyZongy wrote:
Video gymnasty

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313. At 10:02am on 16 Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Six months ago she was tied to the front of a council rubbish truck, legs akimbo, forced to wave at everyone as she splashed through puddles. Donate what you can now to save other dolls like her.

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314. At 10:03am on 16 Oct 2009, grebehead wrote:
In a bid to look immaculate for the event Xenia suddenly realised her mistake. She'd left her Head & Shoulders back in Minsk...

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315. At 10:04am on 16 Oct 2009, ZingyZangyZongy wrote:
A film director is in for a shock in Coppola's new film "The Gymfather"

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316. At 10:04am on 16 Oct 2009, grebehead wrote:
In a flagrant abuse of the rules she was off her head the night before...

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317. At 10:06am on 16 Oct 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
So now I know why the call it a gymslip.

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318. At 10:08am on 16 Oct 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Peter Crouch was determined to fit into the same frame as Shaun Wright-Phillips during the post-match TV interview with the England goal-scorers.

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319. At 10:09am on 16 Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Due to a linguistic misunderstanding, the Australian version of the Barbie doll was ready-plucked for the barbecue

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320. At 10:10am on 16 Oct 2009, grebehead wrote:

You think the invisible head is weird? Take a step back and look at the invisible church for a second…

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321. At 10:11am on 16 Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Gymkhanage

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322. At 10:16am on 16 Oct 2009, fandango2 wrote:
"Hah! Let's see what your camera's face detection facility makes of this..."

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323. At 10:22am on 16 Oct 2009, Pendle_Witch wrote:
A human-like Power Rangers Megazord is tested for the first time.

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324. At 10:22am on 16 Oct 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
"And if a Brit wins a medal, I'll never show my face in public again."

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325. At 10:27am on 16 Oct 2009, Dazzyv wrote:
The Handspring, Eaglegrip, Adolph, Demi –plie, Overgrip , Flic – Flac is now known as its Acronym

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326. At 10:29am on 16 Oct 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"I do hope the newspapers airbrush out the big spot on my chin."

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327. At 10:35am on 16 Oct 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
What exactly does a cleaner do for £2,000 a year?

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328. At 10:45am on 16 Oct 2009, metagaia wrote:
The Gymnast unfortunately had her gold medal stripped from her when it was found she lacked a valid passport photo.

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329. At 10:45am on 16 Oct 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Think I'll try a milder exfoliating face wash next time."

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330. At 10:46am on 16 Oct 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Talk to the hands..."

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331. At 10:47am on 16 Oct 2009, iansessford wrote:
Russian gymnast finishes last after failing to complete the `Simple Simon Says` routine.

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332. At 10:55am on 16 Oct 2009, linn-dog wrote:
it was a photo finish.. but she lost by a head

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333. At 10:56am on 16 Oct 2009, Robin Johnston wrote:
Model XPC88 sends a message to Central Control "I seem to have forgotten to pick up a Top Unit, a Bottom Right Unit and my Bottom Left Unit has attached itself facing the wrong way and is pointed in a negative gravitational direction. Help!".

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334. At 10:59am on 16 Oct 2009, eleusis wrote:
Nadia's "Headless Chicken" routine was original, if unexpected.

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335. At 11:03am on 16 Oct 2009, jellyba wrote:
one way to avoid dope test

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336. At 11:05am on 16 Oct 2009, jellyba wrote:
judges ponder difficulty rating

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337. At 11:08am on 16 Oct 2009, jellyba wrote:
new strength ribbon causes tragedy in rhythmic gymnastics

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338. At 11:18am on 16 Oct 2009, dyslexic pines wrote:
Results from Manchester airport's new people-scanner were beginning to raise questions as to it's efficacy.

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339. At 11:21am on 16 Oct 2009, ironpaulshaw wrote:
Its 2051 and after being defrosted Einstein's noggin fancies sitting on something a little fancier this time around

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340. At 11:44am on 16 Oct 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
"Sarge, PC Simpkins here, we've got trouble. Mr Holmes is questioning your strangling theory.."

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341. At 11:47am on 16 Oct 2009, firstjohnsark wrote:
She's got everything he wants
She's got everything he needs...

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342. At 11:48am on 16 Oct 2009, dyslexic pines wrote:
Athletes are brainless.

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343. At 11:48am on 16 Oct 2009, EdwinCromwell wrote:
Still, at least her fingernails weren't broken.

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344. At 11:51am on 16 Oct 2009, Vazzok wrote:
Ok Alice said the cat,you won.

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345. At 11:52am on 16 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
It turns out it wasn't screwed on after all.

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346. At 11:54am on 16 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Tails I win...

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347. At 11:56am on 16 Oct 2009, John Airey wrote:
Nothing's being said, since a head is needed to speak out of!

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348. At 11:58am on 16 Oct 2009, Tremorman wrote:
She'd do anything not to get her photo taken

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349. At 11:59am on 16 Oct 2009, groundhog44 wrote:
The IOC suddenly realised there'd been a terrible typo in the memo advising that gymnastics was to be axed.

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350. At 11:59am on 16 Oct 2009, benhewis wrote:
Sainsburys GM Turkey's went wrong!

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351. At 11:59am on 16 Oct 2009, Tremorman wrote:
Heads or tails they said

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352. At 12:00pm on 16 Oct 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
Its no good Sarge, she doesn't speak English..

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353. At 12:01pm on 16 Oct 2009, groundhog44 wrote:
Having just recently recovered from her full body attachment surgery Olga decided she should have quit whilst she was still ahead!

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354. At 12:03pm on 16 Oct 2009, Tremorman wrote:
She was finding it hard to get her head around it

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355. At 12:04pm on 16 Oct 2009, groundhog44 wrote:
Mary Queen of Scots puts on a show of defiance for cousin Elizabeth.

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356. At 12:04pm on 16 Oct 2009, rogueslr wrote:
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357. At 12:05pm on 16 Oct 2009, Tremorman wrote:
The coaches words were still ringing in her ears "If your head wasn't screwed on you'd lose it !"

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358. At 12:08pm on 16 Oct 2009, Tremorman wrote:
New for 2009 makeover and hairdo just leave it with us and call back later after you finish in the gym.

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359. At 12:09pm on 16 Oct 2009, rogueslr wrote:
In an effort to keep the budget of the 2012 Olympics on track, some cut backs were going to have to be made.

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360. At 12:16pm on 16 Oct 2009, Whitbylassie wrote:
As Halloween approached, Svetlana decided to do something to keep her name in the news ...

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361. At 12:18pm on 16 Oct 2009, thepixelpimp wrote:
The new Russian gymnastics star Nokya Blockov was a little different...

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362. At 12:21pm on 16 Oct 2009, Jaynenfreddie wrote:
Big breaths! Yes, and I'm only 16!

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363. At 12:22pm on 16 Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Accusations abound of unfair advantage in the Limbo Dancing competition.

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364. At 12:22pm on 16 Oct 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
Rhythmic gymnast goes one better than throwing a ball in the air & then catching it.

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365. At 12:22pm on 16 Oct 2009, trishinstock wrote:
When the disappearance of his son in a balloon backfired, Mr Heene tried a new stunt, this time involving his daughter's head and a flying saucer.

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366. At 12:23pm on 16 Oct 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
She hoped to have the gold medal hung around her neck

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367. At 12:24pm on 16 Oct 2009, Jaynenfreddie wrote:
Carry On Lose Your Head!

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368. At 12:24pm on 16 Oct 2009, Hilaryros wrote:
Q : How do you reliably determine the age of a Gymnast?
A : Cut off their head AND COUNT THE RINGS !!!

(This one's 18)

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369. At 12:24pm on 16 Oct 2009, BrynleyGrape wrote:
Susan's pitch in the Dragon's Den for a £10 investment into a new method of saving space on economy airlines was met with disdain by everyone except Peter Jones, who looked mildly interested.

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370. At 12:25pm on 16 Oct 2009, Hilaryros wrote:
No, Dolink, I said "ON the 'ead"

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