Winning entries in the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
This week, it's the Mascot Grand National. But what's being said?
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
Fans at an Amy Winehouse concert see a big hairdo, tattoos, extravagant eye makeup. This is what she sees...
Aren't management training weekends a waste of time and money?
The march of two by two towards the ark was disrupted with the tanoy call that there was limited space in the replacement bus service.
The staff sports day at Sellafield was always a colourful affair.
"Run for your lives! The Disney copyright lawyers are coming!!!"
As they watched the athletes approaching the finish line, the IOC officials realised that, compared to this, Caster Semenya was a straightforward case.