Caption Competition

13:12 UK time, Friday, 9 October 2009

Winning entries in the Caption Competition.

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

This week, it's the Mascot Grand National. But what's being said?

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. NorfolkOnce
Fans at an Amy Winehouse concert see a big hairdo, tattoos, extravagant eye makeup. This is what she sees...

5. lavaboarder
Aren't management training weekends a waste of time and money?

4. linn-dog
The march of two by two towards the ark was disrupted with the tanoy call that there was limited space in the replacement bus service.

3. rogueslr
The staff sports day at Sellafield was always a colourful affair.

2. Northern_Simon
"Run for your lives! The Disney copyright lawyers are coming!!!"

1. teazeldad
As they watched the athletes approaching the finish line, the IOC officials realised that, compared to this, Caster Semenya was a straightforward case.

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1. At 12:35pm on 08 Oct 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
We really should have gotten a professional wedding photographer.

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2. At 12:37pm on 08 Oct 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
The race to succeed Gorden Brown really hots up.

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3. At 12:37pm on 08 Oct 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
After talks over wages break down, there is a mass break-out from Disneyworld

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4. At 12:37pm on 08 Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
It's that damned squirrel again, popping up to ruin my big finish photo!

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5. At 12:37pm on 08 Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Darwin for Dummies

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6. At 12:38pm on 08 Oct 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Bee David Cameron was well out in front, but Boris Bear wasn't giving up so easily

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7. At 12:39pm on 08 Oct 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
With an eye to political bias the BBC would like to point out that silly politicians come in a variety of colours and parties.

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8. At 12:41pm on 08 Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Unfortunately the pantomime horse had become separated after fifty yards

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9. At 12:41pm on 08 Oct 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
Manchester United's Fred the Red won in the 123rd minute of extra time.

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10. At 12:42pm on 08 Oct 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
It's not exactly Royal Mascot, is it?

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11. At 12:43pm on 08 Oct 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Unfortunately, the Dalek fell at the first hurdle

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12. At 12:43pm on 08 Oct 2009, Kudosless wrote:

"I hope that this isn't a political gimmick. Oh, it's OUR mascot is it?"

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13. At 12:44pm on 08 Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
If Roger Waters was on the 2012 olympic committee

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14. At 12:45pm on 08 Oct 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Wacky Races

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15. At 12:45pm on 08 Oct 2009, rogueslr wrote:
The Olympic obligatory drug test after the 10,000 metres steeplechase showed that most of the spectators were positive for LSD.

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16. At 12:45pm on 08 Oct 2009, bmerren wrote:
Playstations new realistic graphics didnt add anything to the gaming experience.

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17. At 12:45pm on 08 Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Splitting Image

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18. At 12:46pm on 08 Oct 2009, campaign1 wrote:
When the picket line at Disney turns nasty!

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19. At 12:47pm on 08 Oct 2009, bmerren wrote:
Climate chnage was ruining the hibernation instincts of many animals.

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20. At 12:47pm on 08 Oct 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Isn't it amazing, the way they get the horses to dress up like that?

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21. At 12:48pm on 08 Oct 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Referees for future Man Utd games get some fitness training

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22. At 12:48pm on 08 Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Sacha Baron Cohen wins one for the Gipper

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23. At 12:48pm on 08 Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:
The BBC's political allegories were getting more obscure each year

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24. At 12:50pm on 08 Oct 2009, Northern_Simon wrote:
Another example of the chaos that can be caused by a simple shout of "Free Beer!"

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25. At 12:50pm on 08 Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
And it's going to Bee a close one

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26. At 12:50pm on 08 Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:
So, that's how the current political situation works. Now let's consider proportional representation ...

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27. At 12:50pm on 08 Oct 2009, bmerren wrote:
No guv, you said the fence was to be 6", definitely not 6'.

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28. At 12:51pm on 08 Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:
But Paula Radcliffe had been unable to appear, so there was no water jump

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29. At 12:52pm on 08 Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:
Wearing iPod headphones whilst running was not such a good idea, thought the bee

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30. At 12:52pm on 08 Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Chariots of Attire

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31. At 12:54pm on 08 Oct 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Unfortunately the winner was disqualified for testing positive for Royal Jelly.

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32. At 12:55pm on 08 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
The recession had forced Delia to make her own costume for the Norwich City mascot.

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33. At 12:55pm on 08 Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:
Of course, Ipswich Town Football Club won, as their mascot IS a horse

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34. At 12:56pm on 08 Oct 2009, Kudosless wrote:

"I said "'Ave It" protests John Smiths advertising director, not "A Vet"

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35. At 12:56pm on 08 Oct 2009, teazeldad wrote:
As they watched the athletes approaching the finish line, the IOC officials realised that, compared to this, Caster Semenya was a straightforward case

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36. At 12:57pm on 08 Oct 2009, sternpaddler wrote:
The participants were soon to find that the "John Smith" fence was nothing compared to the upcoming "Young Man from Nantucket" fence.

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37. At 12:57pm on 08 Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:
Derek Wilson, who came in last, was sold off to a glue factory

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38. At 12:58pm on 08 Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Ridley Scott's Robin Hood prequel would prove a shock for many

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39. At 12:58pm on 08 Oct 2009, JeremiahJobling wrote:
But the race was won by a donkey who ran the Four-Minute Mule

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40. At 12:59pm on 08 Oct 2009, Behn wrote:
Quick! make sure that the dog doesn't come last else it'll be classed as 'Hunting'

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41. At 12:59pm on 08 Oct 2009, teazeldad wrote:
I may have lost my other half, thought the horse, but at least I'm ahead of that damn Princess Leia

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42. At 1:00pm on 08 Oct 2009, teazeldad wrote:
No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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43. At 1:01pm on 08 Oct 2009, Raven wrote:
Horses for courses, and mascots for Ascot

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44. At 1:01pm on 08 Oct 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
As the bookies paid out, the winning mascot denied any involvement in a sting.

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45. At 1:03pm on 08 Oct 2009, Raven wrote:
It's a pointless-to-pointless race

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46. At 1:04pm on 08 Oct 2009, Rob-C-Nesbit wrote:
With two furlongs to go Benny-Bee looked to have it in the bag until team priciple Flavio Briatore got on the radio and ordered him to take a dive.

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47. At 1:04pm on 08 Oct 2009, lindum49 wrote:
"And their off on the opening race of London's 2012 Olympics....."

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48. At 1:05pm on 08 Oct 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Globalization of Teddy Bear's Picnic

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49. At 1:05pm on 08 Oct 2009, Kudosless wrote:

"No need to sprint" thought the creature in second. "I could win at hedgehogging pace"

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50. At 1:06pm on 08 Oct 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
If you thought stuffed animals were scary...

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51. At 1:07pm on 08 Oct 2009, Kudosless wrote:

But which one is Joleon?

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52. At 1:07pm on 08 Oct 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
"I certainly was in the race!" cried the Ram

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53. At 1:07pm on 08 Oct 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Chariots Of Fire remake to star Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens.

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54. At 1:08pm on 08 Oct 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Bitter rivalry

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55. At 1:08pm on 08 Oct 2009, Raven wrote:

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56. At 1:09pm on 08 Oct 2009, Raven wrote:
Luckily, the bee was wearing go-faster stripes

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57. At 1:09pm on 08 Oct 2009, Tainage wrote:
This race prompted new calls for a ban on performance-enhancing Bugs.

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58. At 1:10pm on 08 Oct 2009, Kudosless wrote:

England Vs Ukraine Bolt

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59. At 1:10pm on 08 Oct 2009, Raven wrote:
As everyone expected, the race was won by Lester Pig

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60. At 1:11pm on 08 Oct 2009, Raven wrote:
However, the bee was later disqualified when it was found there was a horse inside

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61. At 1:11pm on 08 Oct 2009, Neil wrote:
Guys, you seem keen, you couldn't just deal with this sack of letters, could you?

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62. At 1:12pm on 08 Oct 2009, Raven wrote:
OK, who chose a snake as our team mascot?

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63. At 1:12pm on 08 Oct 2009, teazeldad wrote:
Cat Deeley "so pleased to be back home with this wonderful new presenting opportunity"

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64. At 1:13pm on 08 Oct 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
When it was announced that first prize was a date with Jessica Simpson, all hell broke loose

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65. At 1:14pm on 08 Oct 2009, GervaseFen wrote:
OK, who left the gate open at the zoo?

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66. At 1:15pm on 08 Oct 2009, Kev wrote:
Despite the mask, Bart Simpson would never live down being beaten by Bumblebee man

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67. At 1:15pm on 08 Oct 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
While there was always a buzz about the winner, they all turned out to be quite a bunch of characters once they'd got over the bitterness. Sorry.

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68. At 1:17pm on 08 Oct 2009, lolkat wrote:
The LSD hadn't cured his insomnia, but Norman was enjoying the experience of counting sheep jumping over a fence a lot more than usual.

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69. At 1:19pm on 08 Oct 2009, youngWillz wrote:
The only event in which all the competitors are put down before, during and after it

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70. At 1:20pm on 08 Oct 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Unfortunately they were all beaten by two gorillas reading the Financial Times, so Arsenal eventually do have a trophy for their cabinet.

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71. At 1:21pm on 08 Oct 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
...however, in the the spirit of fairness the judges conceded that everyone was a loser here

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72. At 1:22pm on 08 Oct 2009, mainbass wrote:
The pig sneezed, RUN!!

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73. At 1:23pm on 08 Oct 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
So mummy, you've told me about the birds and bees, does the winner get the baby?

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74. At 1:23pm on 08 Oct 2009, The STIG wrote:
The winner made a beeline to the finish, and beat the hedgehog by a spike. The Chicken was later found crossing a nearby road.

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75. At 1:23pm on 08 Oct 2009, GervaseFen wrote:
As he woke up in a cold sweat, Ricky Gervais suddenly had a thought - why not turn his nightmares into a series of books and make some money?

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76. At 1:23pm on 08 Oct 2009, presto_west_end wrote:
Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR DIGNITY!

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77. At 1:24pm on 08 Oct 2009, The STIG wrote:
"What do you mean there's a giant hedgehog behind me?"

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78. At 1:24pm on 08 Oct 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
"This one's for Velvet Brown!" cried the bee

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79. At 1:26pm on 08 Oct 2009, annulla wrote:
You said if I let you win,you'd wipe that stupid grin off your stupid face!

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80. At 1:26pm on 08 Oct 2009, GervaseFen wrote:
Well, you see, Dr. Weinstien, first it was just sheep I was counting, but now ...

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81. At 1:30pm on 08 Oct 2009, presto_west_end wrote:
The Bee was the hot favourite. He was also very sweaty.

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82. At 1:30pm on 08 Oct 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
Well doctor, it started with running in gorilla suits, but then I went hard core.

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83. At 1:31pm on 08 Oct 2009, Lloyd-Barnes wrote:
New wildlife reserve discovered on the river Trent

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84. At 1:32pm on 08 Oct 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
And as the bee surged to victory the crowd chanted "Run, Florist, Run!"

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85. At 1:33pm on 08 Oct 2009, presto_west_end wrote:
2nd Battalion had been working hard on their leave of duty, but only managed to obtain meagre protection for their return.

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86. At 1:33pm on 08 Oct 2009, ShatnerSings wrote:
Chariots of Fur

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87. At 1:36pm on 08 Oct 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
There was uproar until Anton explained that he'd said the chicken looked "pecky".

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88. At 1:36pm on 08 Oct 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
Seb Coe demonstrates he's still got it.

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89. At 1:38pm on 08 Oct 2009, rogueslr wrote:
The staff sports day at Sellafield was always a colourful affair.

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90. At 1:38pm on 08 Oct 2009, GervaseFen wrote:
Of course we're off. Would you want to live in a zoo run by Anna Ryder Richardson?

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91. At 1:41pm on 08 Oct 2009, Tremorman wrote:
Rumour was with all the wet weather another Ark was being built

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92. At 1:42pm on 08 Oct 2009, eattherich wrote:
Wii Wars

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93. At 1:44pm on 08 Oct 2009, ShatnerSings wrote:
The loneliness of the long distance pillock.

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94. At 1:44pm on 08 Oct 2009, eattherich wrote:
After sampling the sponsors wares, the run for the loo turned into a stampede.

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95. At 1:45pm on 08 Oct 2009, eattherich wrote:
Particle acceleration for dummies

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96. At 1:45pm on 08 Oct 2009, Tremorman wrote:
It was the BBC management's family day but it wasn't fancy dress.

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97. At 1:48pm on 08 Oct 2009, eattherich wrote:
Nintendo's Sonic and Mario game design conferences are always fun.

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98. At 1:48pm on 08 Oct 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
The pig wasn't worried. He knew Alesha would give him extra points for wearing pink.

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99. At 1:49pm on 08 Oct 2009, Kudosless wrote:

British Government "bemused" by Carla Bruni's portrayal of them

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100. At 1:49pm on 08 Oct 2009, eattherich wrote:
Wardrobe malfunction

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101. At 1:49pm on 08 Oct 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
Unfortunately, the relay had to be called off after someone passed the baton to Sawtooth the Beaver.

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102. At 1:54pm on 08 Oct 2009, Mr Snoozy wrote:
The bitter sense of irony was not lost on the organisers when it was the UHU mascot that fell at the first.

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103. At 1:54pm on 08 Oct 2009, GervaseFen wrote:
A run for your honey

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104. At 1:55pm on 08 Oct 2009, sashmill wrote:
Never doing this race again — the costumes are so uncomfortable!

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105. At 1:56pm on 08 Oct 2009, Clarence_E_Pitts wrote:
David Attenborough finally admits that some scenes for his new series were faked.

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106. At 1:56pm on 08 Oct 2009, Northern_Simon wrote:
With typical bravery, whilst everyone else ran, Gromit tried to put the pin back in the grenade.....

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107. At 1:56pm on 08 Oct 2009, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
Here we come,
Running down the straight,
Get the funniest looks from,
Everyone we grate.
Hey-hey we're the mascots...

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108. At 1:57pm on 08 Oct 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
To the annoyance of his supporters, the badger ran off home after hearing the order "Get set".

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109. At 1:59pm on 08 Oct 2009, Clarence_E_Pitts wrote:
Doctor Doolittle Appreciation Society trash John Smith's new Harrogate to Aintree pipeline.

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110. At 2:01pm on 08 Oct 2009, Clarence_E_Pitts wrote:
"No you idiot, I meant Robin as in the bird not the outlaw!"

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111. At 2:03pm on 08 Oct 2009, Lloyd-Barnes wrote:
Officials later confirmed that the South African runner, Miss Queen Bee had in fact passed the gender test

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112. At 2:05pm on 08 Oct 2009, Northern_Simon wrote:
30 seconds after someone spotted Jessica Rabbit

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113. At 2:05pm on 08 Oct 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
As Robin Hood trampled one of his fallen opponent's head into the soft turf it seemed he had abandoned his "All for one and One for all" motto.

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114. At 2:05pm on 08 Oct 2009, Lloyd-Barnes wrote:

Unfortunately the winner was disqualified for failing to provide a B sample

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115. At 2:06pm on 08 Oct 2009, ironpaulshaw wrote:
After 6 pints in 20 mins, Gazza didnt recognise his friends anymore

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116. At 2:08pm on 08 Oct 2009, jpmurf wrote:
Dobbin looked over his shoulder and was glad the mushrooms he had eaten also gave him the energy to run fast

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117. At 2:10pm on 08 Oct 2009, jpmurf wrote:
The reality show to find a new companion for Winnie The Pooh was widely considered to have been a new low in TV history.

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118. At 2:12pm on 08 Oct 2009, jpmurf wrote:
Sorry chaps but you've got to do another lap as the Man United mascot isn't winning yet.

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119. At 2:15pm on 08 Oct 2009, snoozoff wrote:
the first one to catch gets the honey!

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120. At 2:15pm on 08 Oct 2009, Clarence_E_Pitts wrote:
Last year's race had been a dead heat between two Great Tits, but Big Shirley had since retired.

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121. At 2:15pm on 08 Oct 2009, Northern_Simon wrote:
Run for your lives! The Disney copyright Lawyers are coming ! ! !

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122. At 2:16pm on 08 Oct 2009, jpmurf wrote:
After photos of David Cameron jogging made all the newspapers, the Monster Raving Loony Party came up with a plan during their conference.

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123. At 2:16pm on 08 Oct 2009, snoozoff wrote:
the first one to catch ME gets the honey

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124. At 2:16pm on 08 Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
"Two legs good, four legs bad" quoted the bee from Orwell's "Animal racecourse"

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125. At 2:18pm on 08 Oct 2009, jpmurf wrote:
Percy Piglet was declared the winner of the Mascot Grand National. All his opponents lost time jumping over the hurdles but the swine flew.

(sorry)

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126. At 2:18pm on 08 Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
The cheetah might be the fastest animal on earth, but this race was won by a cheater - on a motorbike

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127. At 2:19pm on 08 Oct 2009, joolsoakland wrote:
"WAHEY!!! I'm leaving everyone else Bee-hind!"

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128. At 2:19pm on 08 Oct 2009, Tableturn wrote:
With the price of oil skyrocketing, OPEC has taken extreme measures to guard it's newest pipeline.

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129. At 2:20pm on 08 Oct 2009, Tableturn wrote:
Australia walk out to bat on the last day of the Ashes.

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130. At 2:21pm on 08 Oct 2009, Tableturn wrote:
Accusations run rife that John Smith's latest concoction contains more than just barley, hops and water.

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131. At 2:22pm on 08 Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
With the Royal Mail out of the running, everybody wants a go at delivering for Amaazon

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132. At 2:23pm on 08 Oct 2009, Tableturn wrote:
Hit by the credit crunch, Pixar's latest feature film looks decidedly less-polished than previous efforts.

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133. At 2:23pm on 08 Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
With the Royal Mail out of the running, everybody wants a go at delivering for Amazon

(sorry)

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134. At 2:24pm on 08 Oct 2009, JK wrote:
The ploy to fool the horde of zombies had regrettably failed...

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135. At 2:24pm on 08 Oct 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
Dubai approves alternative to burqa for the Gold Cup.

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136. At 2:25pm on 08 Oct 2009, complete_idiot wrote:
Aaaaaaccccccceeeeeedddddd !

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137. At 2:25pm on 08 Oct 2009, joolsoakland wrote:
ITV face stinging criticism for their setting of the biblical story of Noah and his Ark. They deny getting details incorrect, stating that the programme is "dramatisation" not "factual". Management are also to be questioned as to appropriate product placement........

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138. At 2:25pm on 08 Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Stripped of his immunity, Silvio now has to adopt a disguise when out with his friends

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139. At 2:25pm on 08 Oct 2009, hainba wrote:
New uniform for match officials designed by Sir Alex Ferguson go through final trials.

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140. At 2:26pm on 08 Oct 2009, eattherich wrote:
This week on Racing Focus. Absinthe back on sale in Ascot bars. Punters placing some very strange bets. Is there a link?

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141. At 2:28pm on 08 Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
At a mass rally in Hyde Park, thousands of normal people demand the return of Frankie Boyle to 'Mock the Week'

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142. At 2:29pm on 08 Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
It's just not safe for grey squirrels to go out these days without a disguise

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143. At 2:31pm on 08 Oct 2009, joolsoakland wrote:
Aardman Animations take on new sponsors for "Creature Comforts"

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144. At 2:32pm on 08 Oct 2009, GirlWeekday wrote:
With their 'Free-for-All Furlong' campaign, John Smiths gives Robin's men another reason to be merry

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145. At 2:33pm on 08 Oct 2009, JK wrote:
CBeebies rewrites Chariots of Fire.

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146. At 2:34pm on 08 Oct 2009, eattherich wrote:
As Conference Season comes to a close, the Monster Raving Loony Party prepare for theirs.

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147. At 2:36pm on 08 Oct 2009, eattherich wrote:
As global warming continues unabated, rehearsals continue for the forthcoming "Toy Story on Grass"

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148. At 2:36pm on 08 Oct 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
Oh no....it's that dream again

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149. At 2:38pm on 08 Oct 2009, eattherich wrote:
England World Cup bid team criticised for their lukewarm opening ceremony.

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150. At 2:38pm on 08 Oct 2009, TorbenPiechnick wrote:
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....."

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151. At 2:41pm on 08 Oct 2009, eattherich wrote:
Kurt Russell returns in "Escape From Hamleys"

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152. At 2:42pm on 08 Oct 2009, joolsoakland wrote:
"And beecause the wife's got the car, after all this I'll still have to run to catch the buzz!"

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153. At 2:42pm on 08 Oct 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
John soon discovered that the new fence he had constructed was sadly deficient with regards to pest control.

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154. At 2:45pm on 08 Oct 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
As I cleaned and debugged my car windscreen, I realised that I had collected some interesting specimens.

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155. At 2:46pm on 08 Oct 2009, joolsoakland wrote:
You were right Mum - "If you can always Bee sharp and never Bee flat, then you will come first and not Bee at the back!"

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156. At 2:47pm on 08 Oct 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
If he wins this, he'll think he's the bee's knees.

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157. At 2:47pm on 08 Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
David Cameron finally reveals how he intends to get everyone on incapacity benefit back to work

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158. At 2:49pm on 08 Oct 2009, rogueslr wrote:
The IOC really need to tighten the rules on athletes and genetic modification.

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159. At 2:53pm on 08 Oct 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Secret filming at her farm reveals what really goes into Delia's meat pies.

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160. At 2:56pm on 08 Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
As lightning struck Jimmy's bedroom, all the little cuddly toys he'd been collecting from McDonald's started acting strangely ...

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161. At 3:00pm on 08 Oct 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Byron and Shelley listened to Mary's first draft intently. They suggested that, whilst it was very good as it was, perhaps it would be improved by having only the one monster, and that half-human.

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162. At 3:02pm on 08 Oct 2009, dalivancasso wrote:
Jane Smith realised a little too late that this was a competition for Johns.

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163. At 3:04pm on 08 Oct 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Well, fox-hunting's banned. Hare-coursing is illegal. Badger-baiting is against the law. This is all we're left with.

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164. At 3:05pm on 08 Oct 2009, QuizzerCol wrote:
"Where's Mole?" they all asked, but he resurfaced just before the finishing line.

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165. At 3:06pm on 08 Oct 2009, QuizzerCol wrote:
The chicken was running on Shell Oil, but the bee was filled with BP.

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166. At 3:09pm on 08 Oct 2009, oke2008 [RIP #15] wrote:
the race was going well until things took a nasty turn when Crewe Alex mascot Gresty the Lion ate over half of the racers

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167. At 3:13pm on 08 Oct 2009, tim__g wrote:
Opening day in the race to replace the Pink Elephant when he retires from Drunken Visions duty

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168. At 3:14pm on 08 Oct 2009, andrewNoisemonger wrote:
whilst there was laughter now, the BBC were already worried about how Jeremy's latest Top Gear stunt would finish

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169. At 3:20pm on 08 Oct 2009, MadPodWrote wrote:
KAPOK!

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170. At 3:20pm on 08 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Since Benny Hill passed away, the man in the Bee costume has always been Duncan Norvelle.

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171. At 3:21pm on 08 Oct 2009, grazvalentine wrote:
The Fashion Stakes: John McCririck shows his winter collection.

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172. At 3:23pm on 08 Oct 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
In the Anthropomorphic Ascot, Alan Titchmarsh was well in the lead

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173. At 3:25pm on 08 Oct 2009, JudgePix wrote:
Tickets for the teddy bears' picnic were selling faster than for Glastonbury.

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174. At 3:26pm on 08 Oct 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Oi, you flea-ridden vermin! If you try and karate-chop me once more when I'm overtaking you I'll get Little John to squash you in the car park afterwards.

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175. At 3:27pm on 08 Oct 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
But the dog was always in the lead

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176. At 3:27pm on 08 Oct 2009, metagaia wrote:
Despite all the competitors passing the IAAF's gender test, commentators suspect that the spirit of the rules were in violation.

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177. At 3:28pm on 08 Oct 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
Ralph would have nightmares later having watched the Grand National whilst stoned.

He then rushed out to get 3 Mars Bars.

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178. At 3:28pm on 08 Oct 2009, Mhadaidh wrote:
The London 2012 opening ceremony clearly required a few more rehearsals

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179. At 3:29pm on 08 Oct 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
But the winner by a street was Paula Ratcliffe

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180. At 3:31pm on 08 Oct 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
As the studio doors open, the audience for 'The Jerry Springer Show' eagerly press forward

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181. At 3:33pm on 08 Oct 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
If David Cameron and Boris Johnson were embarrassed about the photo of them in the Bullingdon Club getting out, wait till this one gets published..

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182. At 3:36pm on 08 Oct 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
If you'd heard that walrus f*rt you'd be legging it too.

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183. At 3:40pm on 08 Oct 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Hugh Grant again admits "I did something dishonourable, shabby and goatish."

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184. At 3:41pm on 08 Oct 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Those who opted to kick the advertising boards all the way round the course in exchange for free entry found it really hard to keep up with the leaders.

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185. At 3:43pm on 08 Oct 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
Hang on, why are they all running towards ME??

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186. At 3:44pm on 08 Oct 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
It's not what I expected the B-race to be like, but I'll give it my best shot.

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187. At 3:47pm on 08 Oct 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
The selection process for the new Ascot Mascot was perhaps a bit predictable.

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188. At 3:50pm on 08 Oct 2009, anthonynorth wrote:
And Brown takes the hurdle,
Cameron Hood(ie) is catching up with Sir G of Osborne close by,
Clegg is nowhere to be seen, strolling along with Compo and Foggy,
But the Green is winning ...
Winter's coming and he knows where to get some cheap coal

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189. At 3:54pm on 08 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
The 2010 London Marathon sponsorship was expected to be a lucrative venture for Mr. Benn's Costume Shop

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190. At 3:56pm on 08 Oct 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
Wedged fast in the starting gate,Dunlop tyre man decided to save his energy for the aquatic event.

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191. At 3:59pm on 08 Oct 2009, stevenu2uk wrote:
The Traffic Warden Race always proved popular

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192. At 4:01pm on 08 Oct 2009, stevenu2uk wrote:
And it's the chicken.....and then egg

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193. At 4:08pm on 08 Oct 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
What had started as a peaceful rally for better pay and more lightweight,non-itchy costumes, sadly degenerated into a full-blown riot.

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194. At 4:10pm on 08 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
It's the only way Dwain Chambers can get cheered on during a race these days.

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195. At 4:18pm on 08 Oct 2009, Rockahula wrote:
News spreads fast that Heston Blumenthal is planning a childrens menu...

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196. At 4:18pm on 08 Oct 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Ricky Ponting: "Fair dinkum, mate. I'm glad we won, but I don't think the blokes will be too keen on this new outfit."

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197. At 4:19pm on 08 Oct 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"So that's what a widget looks like."

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198. At 4:22pm on 08 Oct 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Meanwhile, Geppetto the Carpenter's wife had been busy working her own magic into her range of soft and cuddly toys

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199. At 4:24pm on 08 Oct 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
But all the animals on the farm had been spurred on by watching Richard Dawkins' programme through the farmer's window

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200. At 4:25pm on 08 Oct 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Every animal on the farm was rushing to watch the chickens audition for "The Eggs Factor"

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201. At 4:28pm on 08 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
David Benedictus faces criticism that there are too many new additions to Hundred Acre Wood.

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202. At 4:33pm on 08 Oct 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
The Windsors insist on anonimity after commercial sponsors are accepted for 'It's Another Royal Knockout'.

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203. At 4:35pm on 08 Oct 2009, JK wrote:
Hell hath been unleashed...
...much to the amusement of the general public.

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204. At 4:38pm on 08 Oct 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
PC row forces Strictly contestants to hide their ethnicity.

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205. At 4:41pm on 08 Oct 2009, Rockahula wrote:
Clothing guidelines blatantly flouted at Royal Mascot.

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206. At 5:01pm on 08 Oct 2009, Kieran Boyle wrote:
"...and sadly, Harry the Horse had to be destroyed after falling at the third."

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207. At 5:02pm on 08 Oct 2009, Discombobulator wrote:
Thats one small step for a Bee, one giant leap for the hedgehog, the chicken, the donkey .....

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208. At 5:06pm on 08 Oct 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
The taunting suddenly stopped when Buzz and his mates realised that the two pink mice were cage fighters in fancy dress.

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209. At 5:07pm on 08 Oct 2009, Discombobulator wrote:
yet again, Tiger Woods is completely unfazed by people in the crowd wearing silly costumes.

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210. At 5:14pm on 08 Oct 2009, EnglishFolkfan wrote:
Charles Darwin could never have predicted this!

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211. At 5:15pm on 08 Oct 2009, EnglishFolkfan wrote:
Thank goodness Charles Darwin didn't live to see this.

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212. At 5:22pm on 08 Oct 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Some felt the running of the bulls was spoiled by new safety standards

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213. At 5:29pm on 08 Oct 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them doggies and bees and hedgehogs and chickens and rams and... movin' Rawhide!

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214. At 5:50pm on 08 Oct 2009, DerekH wrote:
The race had never been the same since the year the pantomine horse fell and they shot it...

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215. At 5:59pm on 08 Oct 2009, grandbrummie wrote:
Buzz off bear,this honey pot is mine buzzzzzzzzzzz.

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216. At 6:20pm on 08 Oct 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
The London marathon gets wierder every year

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217. At 6:36pm on 08 Oct 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
The London marathon gets weirder every year

(corrected spelling)

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218. At 6:37pm on 08 Oct 2009, Lee Newham wrote:
Is this the way to Amarillo...

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219. At 6:39pm on 08 Oct 2009, linn-dog wrote:
meanwhile the tortoise was biding his time in the chasing pack

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220. At 6:48pm on 08 Oct 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Tough life for a politician. One week its "Don't be seen drinking champagne", the next its "Wear a disguise at the Harrods sale.."

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221. At 7:11pm on 08 Oct 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
The lunatics WERE running the asylum and they were having a field day.

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222. At 7:19pm on 08 Oct 2009, votemarvel wrote:
The Zombie Apocalypse took yet another sinister turn.

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223. At 7:37pm on 08 Oct 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
The joy of victory, the agony indiscreet

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224. At 7:39pm on 08 Oct 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
Decades of minimum wage,exploitation and profound identity crisis finally boiled over resulting in the tragic event now known as 'The Murderous Mascot Rampage'.

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225. At 7:59pm on 08 Oct 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Who was that mascot, man?

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226. At 8:01pm on 08 Oct 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
If you’re going to train to be a cartoon character in my platoon, ignore what they told you at drama school. What you need above all else is fitness, ladies and gentlemen. Here you are all equally worthless, and the test starts here..

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227. At 8:05pm on 08 Oct 2009, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
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228. At 8:39pm on 08 Oct 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
No, I said TWO sugars.

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229. At 8:43pm on 08 Oct 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
..and unfortunately the Thamesmead International Triathlon team's mascot couldn't be here today.

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230. At 8:44pm on 08 Oct 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
"I told you I was the bee's knees..."

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231. At 8:45pm on 08 Oct 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
...and the Dish ran away with the Spoon.

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232. At 8:46pm on 08 Oct 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
CCTV reveals who killed Roger Rabbit and fled the scene

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233. At 8:47pm on 08 Oct 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
Yes, it was indeed a sting operation, Sarge

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234. At 8:49pm on 08 Oct 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"I'm a bee-liever!"

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235. At 8:55pm on 08 Oct 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
Mascot-rading as sportsmen.

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236. At 8:55pm on 08 Oct 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
Photo-finish revealed Hen won it by a beak,with Robin Hood disqualified for trying to cheat with his feather.

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237. At 8:58pm on 08 Oct 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
..and just out of view are the Mascot's Mascots dressed in suits, shirts, ties and brogues - how silly do they look!

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238. At 9:03pm on 08 Oct 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"But which one is Delia Smith...?"

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239. At 9:10pm on 08 Oct 2009, littleDickie wrote:
What has happened to comments numbered 234 through 237..?

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240. At 9:11pm on 08 Oct 2009, groundhog44 wrote:
At the rear of the field the giant tomato was trying very hard to ketchup.

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241. At 9:17pm on 08 Oct 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
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242. At 9:20pm on 08 Oct 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
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243. At 9:23pm on 08 Oct 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
It was the day that Brian, who played the Sutton Netball Team's 'Suzie Snails' mascot, dreaded every year.

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244. At 9:36pm on 08 Oct 2009, rogueslr wrote:
He questioned our fundamental raison d'etre and the imperative urgency that motivates participants to immediately take the steps necessary to achieve all the intended qualities that an object was designed to exemplify. Get 'im!

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245. At 9:38pm on 08 Oct 2009, Rockahula wrote:
Stingy bosses rapped for only allowing Media Studies graduates one hour off to attend degree ceremony.

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246. At 9:39pm on 08 Oct 2009, samanthalodge wrote:
Rugby is not just played by animals, its an inclusive sport.

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247. At 9:41pm on 08 Oct 2009, samanthalodge wrote:
The day the mascots got there turn to play.

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248. At 9:41pm on 08 Oct 2009, Hobbitmorley wrote:
After a couple more John Smith's than usual Norbert experienced one of his visions...

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249. At 9:45pm on 08 Oct 2009, samanthalodge wrote:
Pudsey, did you tell them we hid the ball in the beer tent??

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250. At 9:52pm on 08 Oct 2009, slatts wrote:
Strictly's new costumes guaranteed that no racist comments could be made.

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251. At 9:53pm on 08 Oct 2009, slatts wrote:
I do hope this isn't just some kind of political gimmick...

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252. At 9:56pm on 08 Oct 2009, slatts wrote:
Redundant posties given jobs at new safari park.

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253. At 9:56pm on 08 Oct 2009, slatts wrote:
Berlesconi's weekend parties got more and more wild

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254. At 10:42pm on 08 Oct 2009, DangerStu wrote:
The post has arrived...

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255. At 10:48pm on 08 Oct 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
"And someday, son, you'll wear striped suits and get ahead of all the other stuffed shirts at work, just like your dear old Dad."

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256. At 11:01pm on 08 Oct 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
Once they had the gender tests sorted the IOC turned its attention to the rising problem of accurate species testing.

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257. At 11:06pm on 08 Oct 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
B of the Bang.

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258. At 11:08pm on 08 Oct 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
The Why? Factor.

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259. At 11:12pm on 08 Oct 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
Danny believed the other drones when they told him that winning the steeplechase would guarantee a nuptial flight with the queen.

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260. At 11:14pm on 08 Oct 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Ever wonder what dogs really dream about?

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261. At 11:18pm on 08 Oct 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
If only Eric had realised that Royal Jelly was on the AAA banned substances list.

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262. At 11:27pm on 08 Oct 2009, stevenu2uk wrote:
"...remember, there are no winners. Just losers"

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263. At 11:36pm on 08 Oct 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
The most recent film Jacqui Smith's husband watched on expenses

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264. At 11:44pm on 08 Oct 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
UN nuclear inspectors in Iran try a new tactic to get close to the troublesome sites..

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265. At 00:13am on 09 Oct 2009, gordissimo wrote:
News that the other bar still had some beer left spread fast.

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266. At 00:24am on 09 Oct 2009, Ruthstabb wrote:
So not fair, hes got wings!

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267. At 00:26am on 09 Oct 2009, Rockahula wrote:
RADA graduates get wind of Matt Smith's unexpected resignation.

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268. At 00:27am on 09 Oct 2009, Ruthstabb wrote:
So furlong, so good.

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269. At 00:28am on 09 Oct 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
Delegates arrive at the UKIP Conference.

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270. At 00:30am on 09 Oct 2009, Ruthstabb wrote:
What do you get if you cross a bee with a beaver?
Something very odd!

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271. At 00:39am on 09 Oct 2009, Tableturn wrote:
Lady Gaga gets dressed up for another night out, with her entourage in tow.

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272. At 00:42am on 09 Oct 2009, jbruja wrote:
!!! First one to the Loo !!!

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273. At 00:44am on 09 Oct 2009, Tableturn wrote:
Tests on Glastonbury's newest security fence prompts Michael Eavis to rethink his strategy for next year's festival.

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274. At 01:11am on 09 Oct 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
As the world leaders lined up for the photo-call, Gordon Brown was determined that this G20 summit would not be all doom and gloom.

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275. At 01:54am on 09 Oct 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
What's the last thing that goes through a Bee's head when it hits the finish line....?

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276. At 01:55am on 09 Oct 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
How does a hedgehog get it's leg-over? Very carefully.

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277. At 02:16am on 09 Oct 2009, Pete Reid wrote:
December 21, 2012: As the shift to a higher reality begins, the Taleban begin to panic.

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278. At 02:57am on 09 Oct 2009, SpartacusmartyrAAAs wrote:
The anual labour conference ends with a spot the loony sillywalk contest in memory of John Smith and gets off to a flying start with fat cat taking the lead followed by brown cow pointing the finger, with no expences spared to give the public the greatest choice of loonies in a generation .

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279. At 04:16am on 09 Oct 2009, ThunderCat8 wrote:
Unfortunately, 3 squirrels, 2 horses, a cat and a chicken had to be put down after the race due to falling.

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280. At 04:20am on 09 Oct 2009, ThunderCat8 wrote:
Ventriloquists all over the country staged a mass strike today.

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281. At 07:25am on 09 Oct 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
I here if he wins this year that he'll transfer to Wasps.

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282. At 07:27am on 09 Oct 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
Setanta paid how much for the exclusive rights to this?

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283. At 07:53am on 09 Oct 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
I hear if he wins this year that he'll transfer to Wasps.

(Duh! Spelling correction)

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284. At 08:36am on 09 Oct 2009, Paul wrote:
If I can just build up enough of a lead I could have a sit down at the chair.

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285. At 08:37am on 09 Oct 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
England football team in a relaxed mood against Belarus.

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286. At 08:49am on 09 Oct 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
Usaine Bolt looks over his shoulder as he crosses the finishing line.

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287. At 08:55am on 09 Oct 2009, jarlaberg wrote:
Moving the chocolate egg factory next to the nuclear power plant produced a Big Kinder surprise!

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288. At 08:59am on 09 Oct 2009, peterstagg wrote:
To stand a chance of getting some nice clothes, the mascots started training early for the Harrod's post christmas sale.

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289. At 09:02am on 09 Oct 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
After a shock victory by Billy Bee in the 100m, cameraman fails drugs test.

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290. At 09:16am on 09 Oct 2009, Go Away Gordon Brown wrote:
With global warming and rising sea levels it was every "man" for himself to get on Noahs New Ark

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291. At 09:17am on 09 Oct 2009, Go Away Gordon Brown wrote:
A threat from Nikelodeon to cull many of its characters causes mass panic

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292. At 09:19am on 09 Oct 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
A faulty rewiring job by Bob the Builder sets off smoke alarm at CBeebies studio.

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293. At 09:24am on 09 Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Big-headed lot, mascots....

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294. At 09:25am on 09 Oct 2009, Irish-Di wrote:
Gaza Zoo announces Job Fair.

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295. At 09:31am on 09 Oct 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Hang on - maybe they really were Swansea girls

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296. At 09:33am on 09 Oct 2009, lavaboarder wrote:
Alien attack surprises everybody

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297. At 09:33am on 09 Oct 2009, Cheesy wrote:
Penelope Pitstop's cries for help did not go unanswered.

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298. At 09:34am on 09 Oct 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
It's all very well, Ascot allowing any species to enter, but the horses are still going to win, aren't they?

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299. At 09:34am on 09 Oct 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Unfortunately, all entrants failed the dopey test

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300. At 09:35am on 09 Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Morning rush hour - as the recession bites everyone is making that little bit more of an effort.

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301. At 09:36am on 09 Oct 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
The chicken was going well, but we've just heard that his big hen's gone.

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302. At 09:37am on 09 Oct 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
And we've just heard that the mascot of the London Symphony Orchestra has been disqualified for taking a band substance

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303. At 09:39am on 09 Oct 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Exeunt, pursued by a bear

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304. At 09:39am on 09 Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Try as they might, no-one could catch the big fluffy Duracell bunny.

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305. At 09:40am on 09 Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
I can't see any Mastercard / Carlsberg / M&S / Compo Claim entries????

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306. At 09:42am on 09 Oct 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Everyone felt very sorry for whoever had come as Brian the Snail from the Magic Roundabout

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307. At 09:46am on 09 Oct 2009, lavaboarder wrote:
Aren't management training weekends a waste of time and money

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308. At 09:46am on 09 Oct 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
What Golf and Rugby Sevens didn’t know was that the Olympic committee were thinking of something more tele-visual, something more relevant to the youth of the world..

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309. At 09:49am on 09 Oct 2009, teazeldad wrote:
Sensing a change in the political climate, lobbyists rush to state their case to David Cameron

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310. At 09:50am on 09 Oct 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
Fans at an Amy Winehouse concert see a big hairdo, tattoos, extravagant eye makeup. This is what she sees..

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311. At 09:50am on 09 Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
They peel them with their metal knives. Whah, whah, whah, whah.
They smash them all to pieces. Whah, whah, whah, whah.
They dress up as fluffy creatures. Whah, whah, whah, whah.
Then they run around a field, Whah, whah, whah, whah, whah, whah, whah, whah.

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312. At 09:51am on 09 Oct 2009, ZingyZangyZongy wrote:
As thieves run off with thousands of stolen fancy dress costumes, the Police deploy a stinger

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313. At 09:52am on 09 Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Mr Stay Puft is coming....

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314. At 09:53am on 09 Oct 2009, Go Away Gordon Brown wrote:
In order to display photos of David Cameron and the bullingdon club, the Telegraph had to do some editing

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315. At 09:57am on 09 Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
118
Yes 118
Should we be running?
Shhhhh, I'm on the phone.

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316. At 09:57am on 09 Oct 2009, grebehead wrote:
And as they round the final bend the Carlsberg is probably the fastest beer in the race, but Tony the Tiger is also doing grrreat. Ronald McDonald is loving it, but the L'Oreal debutante turns out not to be worth it. Heinz Beanz meanz business, but it looks like Nike has just done it.

Thanks for watching, that's all from us at the BBC. Thanks again to our sponsors and for any critics out there we would just like to reiterate that nothing will change here at the BBC now the rules governing product placement have been relaxed.

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317. At 09:59am on 09 Oct 2009, Go Away Gordon Brown wrote:
Winning. Its not the BEE all and end all is it?

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318. At 10:04am on 09 Oct 2009, ZingyZangyZongy wrote:
Disney plans a remake of "The Great Escape"

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319. At 10:06am on 09 Oct 2009, ZingyZangyZongy wrote:
Everybody tried to get away from the hedgehog as a car was approaching

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320. At 10:20am on 09 Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Mascots pile in to meet the Clowns in the creepiest pitch invasion ever

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321. At 10:38am on 09 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
At least it's not a wild goose chase.

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322. At 10:41am on 09 Oct 2009, bangledancer wrote:
Thanks to the UK's rising unemployment levels, there was no shortage of applicants for a place in the new exhibit at Gaza Zoo

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323. At 10:54am on 09 Oct 2009, DT_1975 wrote:
The BBC and ITV have lost next year's Election coverage to SKY SPORTS. Instead of a public vote a SKY spokesman has said the next PM will be chosen by an "Its A Knockout!" style competition. Channel Five have one the rights to show the highlights.

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324. At 10:57am on 09 Oct 2009, i love champagne wrote:
Robin Hood is left behind for a more...unusual legend

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325. At 10:57am on 09 Oct 2009, Discombobulator wrote:
The International Olympic Committee finally reveal the selection process for the new mascot for 2016.

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326. At 11:02am on 09 Oct 2009, rockhulley wrote:
"London Marathon runners deny taking Animalbolic Steroids to enhance their performances."

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327. At 11:04am on 09 Oct 2009, zoltanwizmaster wrote:
"It's a pity Bolt finished this race last Wednesday!"

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328. At 11:16am on 09 Oct 2009, bangledancer wrote:
Bar's open.....!

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329. At 11:24am on 09 Oct 2009, aime13 wrote:
News of proposed Christmas postal strike causes rioting in Toy Town.

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330. At 11:26am on 09 Oct 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
This is MY swamp. GET OUT OF HERE.

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331. At 11:31am on 09 Oct 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
‘Missed Sting at the Great North Run? Come and meet him at the Mascot Grand National instead!’ said the posters - the mood had turned very ugly

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332. At 11:36am on 09 Oct 2009, Horman wrote:
Come on boys an girls let's get them. They keep calling me a Bee when everyone can see I am "Howie the HORNET"

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333. At 11:37am on 09 Oct 2009, hang_about wrote:
The Monster Raving Loony Party's response to 'Troops to Teachers' was much more popular with the under 11s.

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334. At 11:37am on 09 Oct 2009, BarrowBob wrote:
And now over to our correspondent at the Conservative conference who has news of the leadership race.

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335. At 11:42am on 09 Oct 2009, aemskelley wrote:
Children's Party Entertainer Annual Race - first place a recession proof sewing kit.

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336. At 11:47am on 09 Oct 2009, TubaMiriam wrote:
Stuart Hall had been spotted lurking with a microphone.

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337. At 11:48am on 09 Oct 2009, BloggerDom wrote:
It's not the winning that matters it's that nobody should know you took part that counts.

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338. At 11:53am on 09 Oct 2009, beachcred wrote:
The mass breakout at Stalag Luft 3 had gone well, but there were concerns about the work of the 'local clothing and disguises' subcommittee

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339. At 11:54am on 09 Oct 2009, Horman wrote:
We appear to have come across a real Hornets nest of trouble here

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340. At 11:58am on 09 Oct 2009, Tom Webb wrote:
Photographers capture the moment a vat of the "The Dip" is release at the toon's picnic in hyde park.

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341. At 11:59am on 09 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
I'm only here because I flunked the cheerleader trials.

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342. At 12:00pm on 09 Oct 2009, linn-dog wrote:
the bear was pushing hard as he knew the bee was playing his joker on the 'its a knock-out' grand national

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343. At 12:03pm on 09 Oct 2009, linn-dog wrote:
the march by two by two towards the ark was disrupted with the tanoy call that there was limited space in the replacement bus service

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344. At 12:03pm on 09 Oct 2009, archstinker wrote:

Chris Evans' Book Launch caused Mass Hysteria and Chaos amongst the eagerly awaiting Crowd

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345. At 12:08pm on 09 Oct 2009, ClareWoulds wrote:
After training with Usain Bolt, Berlino Bear was the clear favourite.

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346. At 12:14pm on 09 Oct 2009, chris_ballard wrote:
The battle scenes in the new Chronicles of Narnia film suffer badly from budget cuts.

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347. At 12:23pm on 09 Oct 2009, Dyeb51 wrote:
"Last one to the bar buys the Beers"

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348. At 12:24pm on 09 Oct 2009, Ruthstabb wrote:
Forget team orders, it was every beast for himself

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349. At 12:25pm on 09 Oct 2009, crazymurdav wrote:
Everyone had heard of the "Tortoise and the Hare" but few knew of the other beloved childhood tale- The Hedgehog and the Bumblebee"

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350. At 12:26pm on 09 Oct 2009, Ruthstabb wrote:
Once upon a time, there was a race with a difference.

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351. At 12:27pm on 09 Oct 2009, Ruthstabb wrote:
Buzz or Spike? - Your call

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352. At 12:30pm on 09 Oct 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
The IOC had agreed to the inclusion of golf and rugby, but their patience was wearing a little thin.

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