Caption Competition

14:06 UK time, Friday, 4 September 2009

Winning entries in the Caption Competition.

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

This week, the undead wait for the number 19 bus. But what's being said?

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. SeanieSmith
"Hey clear off kid... get a life!"

5. homey1969
The Saver-Return of The Living Dead ticket proved popular.

4. BeckySnow
Redundant joke shop staff make their way home.

3. TallTone
You wait ages for one, then... you wait ages... you wait...

2. placey1
The Harlequins subs bench knew they needed to be more convincing than ever this season.

1. SkarloeyLine
Director: "No, I said CUE zombies."

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1. At 12:48pm on 03 Sep 2009, Mr Snoozy wrote:
What do you mean, they're only running a 'skeleton' service today?

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2. At 12:50pm on 03 Sep 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Been waiting long?

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3. At 12:50pm on 03 Sep 2009, rogueslr wrote:
The NHS? No, no complaints here.

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4. At 12:51pm on 03 Sep 2009, Kitwemiller wrote:
You wait a life time for a bus, and then 3 will turn up......

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5. At 12:51pm on 03 Sep 2009, Dennis Junior wrote:
What happen to the bus services......

=Dennis Junior=

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6. At 12:51pm on 03 Sep 2009, rogueslr wrote:
I see Swine Flu's taken a new direction.

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7. At 12:52pm on 03 Sep 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Watching people on the fourth plinth was taking its toll on spectators

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8. At 12:53pm on 03 Sep 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:
There's probably no bus. Now enjoy your afterlife.

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9. At 12:53pm on 03 Sep 2009, Mr Snoozy wrote:
You're at the wrong stop mate, we're waiting for the "one un-dead and seventeen"!

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10. At 12:55pm on 03 Sep 2009, Tonyhannon22 wrote:
"The number 19 was late and the Daily Mail Headline Writers' annual outing was being spoiled. Transport for London knew it was in for some bad coverage the following day."

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11. At 12:55pm on 03 Sep 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Mmm, it keeps good time, thought the lady in white on the left, but this new watch cost me an arm and a leg

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12. At 12:56pm on 03 Sep 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Continuous use of iPods have been shown to produce unfortunate side effects.

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13. At 12:57pm on 03 Sep 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Surplus extras from the Thriller set make their way home from the O2.

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14. At 12:57pm on 03 Sep 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Number 19? That'll be the Zombus.

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15. At 12:58pm on 03 Sep 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Just another day in Croydon

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16. At 12:59pm on 03 Sep 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Londoners prepare an alternative tourist trap.

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17. At 12:59pm on 03 Sep 2009, David wrote:
Damn recession, normally I wouldn't be caught dead on public transport.

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18. At 1:00pm on 03 Sep 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
After a while, all Gok Wan's magic seemed to fade

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19. At 1:00pm on 03 Sep 2009, MediaCat wrote:
The bus finally arrived.......28 days later.

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20. At 1:01pm on 03 Sep 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Have you seen how much a funeral costs these days?

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21. At 1:02pm on 03 Sep 2009, sternpaddler wrote:
"Excuse me - Joe Mattock's not been through here has he?"

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22. At 1:02pm on 03 Sep 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
And we only went into hospital for ingrowing toenails

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23. At 1:02pm on 03 Sep 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Drivers wanted: Call 0800....

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24. At 1:03pm on 03 Sep 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Hopefuls to replace Noel make their way home from meeting Liam

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25. At 1:04pm on 03 Sep 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
One of the drawbacks in trying to see every show at the Edinburgh Fringe..

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26. At 1:04pm on 03 Sep 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
After all the financial problems, Mr. Bingley's health went downhill fast

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27. At 1:07pm on 03 Sep 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Scientists are shocked to find a computer virus has finally made the jump to humans

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28. At 1:07pm on 03 Sep 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
The runner was delighted at the supermarket's highly underestimated 'Bag-For-Life'

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29. At 1:08pm on 03 Sep 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
Teachers prepare to go home after the end of the first day of the new school year..

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30. At 1:08pm on 03 Sep 2009, Pendragon wrote:
It's a very good bus service, actually - always undead on time

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31. At 1:09pm on 03 Sep 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
All concurred the Nazi uniform was perhaps in bad taste

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32. At 1:10pm on 03 Sep 2009, Pendragon wrote:
You've all got the job - you'll save George A. Romero a fortune on make-up

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33. At 1:11pm on 03 Sep 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
Royal Bank of Scotland shareholders head off to the AGM..

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34. At 1:12pm on 03 Sep 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
It could be worse, we might be in Benidorm.

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35. At 1:12pm on 03 Sep 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
"I do believe it's Pimms o clock!"

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36. At 1:12pm on 03 Sep 2009, Pendragon wrote:
The driver just knew there was going to be a fight for the designated Zombie Seat on the bus

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37. At 1:14pm on 03 Sep 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
X Factor auditions, the outtakes.

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38. At 1:14pm on 03 Sep 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
Doctor Who costume department recieve a 25% pay cut

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39. At 1:16pm on 03 Sep 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Hard day at the office, dear?

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40. At 1:16pm on 03 Sep 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Hey-ho...

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41. At 1:16pm on 03 Sep 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Busk Till Dawn

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42. At 1:17pm on 03 Sep 2009, Pendragon wrote:
French officials regret making a Parisian street one-way in each direction ...

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43. At 1:18pm on 03 Sep 2009, Pendragon wrote:
Isn't that just awful - look at all that graffiti

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44. At 1:18pm on 03 Sep 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
No, Igor, we need something a bit fresher.

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45. At 1:19pm on 03 Sep 2009, rogueslr wrote:
The first day of sales could be murder.

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46. At 1:19pm on 03 Sep 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Flash mob Michael Jackson tribute

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47. At 1:20pm on 03 Sep 2009, GuitarKate wrote:
Harlequins fans still cannot understand what all the fuss has been about.

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48. At 1:21pm on 03 Sep 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Corpse Ride

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49. At 1:21pm on 03 Sep 2009, Pendragon wrote:
Hey, but I didn't eat the mousse ...

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50. At 1:23pm on 03 Sep 2009, rogueslr wrote:
The free bus pass was a big hit with the residents of Worthing.

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51. At 1:23pm on 03 Sep 2009, bennym22 wrote:
Government Memo: Ministers are advised to avoid referring to the undead as "Zombies" and should instead use the term "Respiratory-Challenged".

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52. At 1:23pm on 03 Sep 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
"When doing-your-utmost-to-make-a-bus-driver-actually-stop-for-you-'cos-God-forbid-he-actually-does-his-job-rather-than-swearing-at-you-for-standing-just-next-to-the-bus-stop-where-he-can't-hit-you-with-a-trailing-wing-mirror goes bad"

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53. At 1:24pm on 03 Sep 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
People were just dying to try the new Greyhound service.

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54. At 1:24pm on 03 Sep 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Excuse me, does this bus go near the cemetary?

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55. At 1:28pm on 03 Sep 2009, GuitarKate wrote:
Charity collectors claim their jobs have become much tougher since the credit crunch.

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56. At 1:29pm on 03 Sep 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
BNP left dumbfounded after bloody zombies come and take all the jobs.

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57. At 1:29pm on 03 Sep 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
...and make sure to check around the seat in case any other bits have fallen off...

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58. At 1:30pm on 03 Sep 2009, CharlotteAnneRhodes wrote:
The BNP took a hammering at the General Election.

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59. At 1:30pm on 03 Sep 2009, Daddyrich123 wrote:
No I feel fine, how about you?

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60. At 1:31pm on 03 Sep 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:
We'll ALL get you, Butler.

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61. At 1:32pm on 03 Sep 2009, rogueslr wrote:
You wait ages for a zombie and then ten turn up all at once.

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62. At 1:32pm on 03 Sep 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
When zombies attack? That's been done. Now when zombies commute, that's original research...

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63. At 1:33pm on 03 Sep 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
I hope this bus goes to Heathrow - I've got a terminal illness

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64. At 1:36pm on 03 Sep 2009, negafirmative wrote:
The NHS were slightly taken aback at the side effects of the new Swine Flu vaccination.

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65. At 1:38pm on 03 Sep 2009, DisgustedOfMitcham2 wrote:
Typical. You wait ages for a zombie, and then 6 come along at once.

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66. At 1:40pm on 03 Sep 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
My Harry could have got a decent well-paid job as a leper, but, oh no, that wasn't good enough for him, was it?

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67. At 1:42pm on 03 Sep 2009, lolkat wrote:
"Liquefied brain just goes right through me. I'm glad I brought the bucket."

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68. At 1:42pm on 03 Sep 2009, Colonicus42 wrote:
People in Briton suddenly realise why getting up before 8AM on mondays should be made illegal.

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69. At 1:47pm on 03 Sep 2009, CharlotteAnneRhodes wrote:
As the cast and crew of "The One Show" assembled for their photo-shoot, Adrian stood at the back of the shelter, wondering why Christine needed a minder with a bucket.

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70. At 1:49pm on 03 Sep 2009, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
"Right, that's it. It's been 180 years, 51 weeks, six days, 19 hours, 36 minutes and 44 seconds and one still ain't come. In't it about time we made a complaint?"

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71. At 1:49pm on 03 Sep 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Well, let's hope the next 20/20 isn't rained off as well.

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72. At 1:49pm on 03 Sep 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
All a-bored

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73. At 1:50pm on 03 Sep 2009, Colonicus42 wrote:
While most city bus drivers believes that the weekend night shift is the worst, the true horror of the saturday morning shift is understimated at their peril.

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74. At 1:51pm on 03 Sep 2009, bmerren wrote:
The Pfizer Whistleblowers were warned about corporate revenge but none expected this...

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75. At 1:52pm on 03 Sep 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Well, I for one won't be doing 'The Weakest Link' again! How was I to know Anne was still looking for donors?

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76. At 1:52pm on 03 Sep 2009, bmerren wrote:
Millwall fans hate away games!

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77. At 1:53pm on 03 Sep 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Pimp my anatomy class

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78. At 1:55pm on 03 Sep 2009, wildsammyspaceman wrote:
Ok you guys your all busdead.......

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79. At 1:56pm on 03 Sep 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
That's an interesting perfume you were wearing

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80. At 1:56pm on 03 Sep 2009, Woolfbane wrote:
They were all travelling on a one way ticket.

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81. At 1:57pm on 03 Sep 2009, throbgusset wrote:
10 things we didn't know last week ...Zombies prefer public transport

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82. At 1:57pm on 03 Sep 2009, bmerren wrote:
No mate this is the bus FROM Rampton, Peter Byans route.

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83. At 1:57pm on 03 Sep 2009, WincoD wrote:
"This bleedin' bus service will be the death of me"

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84. At 1:57pm on 03 Sep 2009, Aestivaria wrote:
"This bus service is grave." "Yes, in future I think I'm going to use the Undeadground".

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85. At 1:58pm on 03 Sep 2009, Colonicus42 wrote:
Bus Radio - "...and now the news. Government economists are still refusing to admit that the pension crisis has become a serious problem."

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86. At 1:59pm on 03 Sep 2009, Woolfbane wrote:
Waiting for the dead of night bus.

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87. At 2:01pm on 03 Sep 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Oh, don't worry - they're just making another Government Information film about the dangers of smoking

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88. At 2:01pm on 03 Sep 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Once Brian announced that before death he'd been an accountant, he had the whole shelter to himself.

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89. At 2:03pm on 03 Sep 2009, ten gear bat bike wrote:
Night Bus of the Living Dead

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90. At 2:03pm on 03 Sep 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Aardman Animation are criticised for their latest claymation film being too horrific for children - "Shaun the Sheep of the Dead"

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91. At 2:03pm on 03 Sep 2009, sternpaddler wrote:
Who's the new whitish guy with the small pointy nose?

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92. At 2:03pm on 03 Sep 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Cheeky usage of caption competition as message board but - is Candace9839 the same Candace that rides a horse in New Jersey, as seen in Sundays feature also in Magazine section? Just curious!

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93. At 2:04pm on 03 Sep 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
No, it's alright, you're not suppose to wear white and gore after Labor day.

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94. At 2:04pm on 03 Sep 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
"Anyone fancy a Thriller sing-along?"

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95. At 2:04pm on 03 Sep 2009, Woolfbane wrote:
The late lamented.

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96. At 2:04pm on 03 Sep 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
I always used to wonder what the United Nations D.E.A.D. stood for

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97. At 2:05pm on 03 Sep 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
Abercrombie and Fitch were delighted when they filled all their store vacancies with one advert.

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98. At 2:05pm on 03 Sep 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
DOA? No, mate we're DBAs.

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99. At 2:06pm on 03 Sep 2009, ten gear bat bike wrote:
If we're looking for brains, why are we taking a bus route that goes through Shoreditch?

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100. At 2:06pm on 03 Sep 2009, Tremorman wrote:
I've stood so long my legs are dropping off

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101. At 2:06pm on 03 Sep 2009, ECLondon wrote:
Another average day at the Number 19 bus stop

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102. At 2:07pm on 03 Sep 2009, throbgusset wrote:
so there we were, travelling down this one-way street in Paris when all of a sudden ...

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103. At 2:07pm on 03 Sep 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Well, that's the last time we get on the Summer Holiday bus with Cliff Richard

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104. At 2:08pm on 03 Sep 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
And those final words from the world of the living haunted them forever "NO, I don't have change for a fiver, and anyway you have to use the yellow ticket machine"

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105. At 2:09pm on 03 Sep 2009, Liam wrote:
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh...." said Mary,
"Ghhhghghhgghhhhhk." muttered Peter, only moments before his right arm fell off.
Alex fell over in fits of hysterics and couldn't quite get up again!

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106. At 2:10pm on 03 Sep 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
BeckySnow #92 Si Senora...

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107. At 2:10pm on 03 Sep 2009, mash1710 wrote:
Oh rubbish, who invited Prince Harry.

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108. At 2:10pm on 03 Sep 2009, payaso25us wrote:
"Dead on yer feet?? take the bus!"...

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109. At 2:11pm on 03 Sep 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
Those in the know realise that competition for places in BB11 will be fierce.

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110. At 2:11pm on 03 Sep 2009, mash1710 wrote:
Everyone was impressed when for the re-make of Summer Holiday, the producers managed to get Cliff Richard to play himself.

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111. At 2:14pm on 03 Sep 2009, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
Rejects for the latest Just Jack video meet for their customary "Nesbitt AGAIN" grumble.

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112. At 2:14pm on 03 Sep 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
LT reports that draconian new penalties for fare evasion have led to a huge uptake in Oyster cards.

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113. At 2:15pm on 03 Sep 2009, Tremorman wrote:
Mary Will it be cheaper to get returns to cemetry rd,
Don't push your luck Bob!

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114. At 2:15pm on 03 Sep 2009, omegabtbbba wrote:
Oh come on! We're supposed to be going for the ten-on-a-skateboard record.

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115. At 2:16pm on 03 Sep 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
"I see dead people"

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116. At 2:17pm on 03 Sep 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
And here we see the audience for the Jeremy Kyle Show as they make their way home.

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117. At 2:17pm on 03 Sep 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
10 things

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118. At 2:19pm on 03 Sep 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
10 things that were alive last week.

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119. At 2:19pm on 03 Sep 2009, sternpaddler wrote:
Dear #92
No

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120. At 2:19pm on 03 Sep 2009, potkettle wrote:
I warned Gordon this would be the result of restricting our expense claims

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121. At 2:19pm on 03 Sep 2009, Tremorman wrote:
I suppose it's single fares

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122. At 2:20pm on 03 Sep 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:
We are the Soylent minority.

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123. At 2:21pm on 03 Sep 2009, Kudosless wrote:

You hear the door slam, and realise there's nowhere left to run.
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.
You close your eyes, and hope that this is just imagination ...

...but you just KNEW he was going to sit in the seat next to you.

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124. At 2:21pm on 03 Sep 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
"Undead. Where's my car?"

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125. At 2:21pm on 03 Sep 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"Did the Purgatory bus stop here?"

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126. At 2:21pm on 03 Sep 2009, payaso25us wrote:
9/10 zombies : BrrrAiins.... Brains....
1/10 the vegan zombie : Grains>>> GRAinnns...

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127. At 2:22pm on 03 Sep 2009, sternpaddler wrote:
(Skater boy to woman at far end))
Can I 'ave it back please Ms Bobbit?

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128. At 2:22pm on 03 Sep 2009, Kudosless wrote:

The weals on the bus go round and round ...

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129. At 2:23pm on 03 Sep 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?

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130. At 2:23pm on 03 Sep 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
Disappointed Dean Richards supporters make their way home after the Bloodgate verdict.

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131. At 2:23pm on 03 Sep 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
"Er, no I'm afraid this is the road to hell. The stairway you're looking for's just around the corner"

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132. At 2:24pm on 03 Sep 2009, cschanno wrote:
Yes, I have American healthcare. If I stop working, the family looses coverage.

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133. At 2:25pm on 03 Sep 2009, phillymaus wrote:
Bob Geldof presents his new band amid specualtion that he may be cashing in on the recent demise of Michael Jackson.

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134. At 2:25pm on 03 Sep 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
Someone forgot to eat their Grannies this morning.

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135. At 2:26pm on 03 Sep 2009, snoozoff wrote:
aaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i wanna go home, i'm knackered....

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136. At 2:26pm on 03 Sep 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"No, I'm Banksy."

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137. At 2:27pm on 03 Sep 2009, Tremorman wrote:
The queue for the X-factor was very interesting.

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138. At 2:27pm on 03 Sep 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Tracy Emin's uncaught bus.

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139. At 2:30pm on 03 Sep 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
A worryingly gung ho approach to donor organ transportation

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140. At 2:30pm on 03 Sep 2009, Tremorman wrote:
Rob do you think anyone will notice i haven't done my hair or put my make up on?

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141. At 2:32pm on 03 Sep 2009, sternpaddler wrote:
..and the lady on the end is Ms Bobbit - her relationship with her latest boyfriend from Nantucket has just ended after she broke it off.

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142. At 2:32pm on 03 Sep 2009, Oaktowers wrote:
Weekly meeting of the Zombie Club was interrupted by a hungover Prince Harry sitting in the middle of them.

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143. At 2:33pm on 03 Sep 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:
Get on board, get on board, get on board with the troubled spectres.

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144. At 2:34pm on 03 Sep 2009, scriveyn wrote:
Commuter virus warning!

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145. At 2:34pm on 03 Sep 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
I'm only here for the bier.

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146. At 2:35pm on 03 Sep 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:

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147. At 2:35pm on 03 Sep 2009, potkettle wrote:
Clockwork orange, check. Statue of Liberty, Check. Rambo, Check. Hitler, Check. Helen of troy, Check. So who have you come as Bucket Lady? Sorry no, you look nothing like Sarah Ferguson.NEXT!

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148. At 2:36pm on 03 Sep 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
Who you gonna call? Ghost-bus-ters!

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149. At 2:36pm on 03 Sep 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
Meat Me In St Louis...

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150. At 2:37pm on 03 Sep 2009, Tremorman wrote:
On exiting the bus make sure you have all your belongings,hands and feet etc

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151. At 2:38pm on 03 Sep 2009, ten gear bat bike wrote:
When they said this bus terminates here...

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152. At 2:38pm on 03 Sep 2009, potkettle wrote:
I'm a celebrity get me out of here! cost down moves set to bus shelter.
"We felt a shelter in lewisham was more dangerous than the Australian Jungle" said an ITV spokesperson

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153. At 2:39pm on 03 Sep 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
#106. Candace9839

Sharp as a butterknife, me!

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154. At 2:39pm on 03 Sep 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Criticised for his lack of activity during the transfer window, Arsene denies he needs some fresh faces on the bench.

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155. At 2:39pm on 03 Sep 2009, Kudosless wrote:

"... and we only have UK call centres"

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156. At 2:40pm on 03 Sep 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
With Chelsea banned for new signings, their subs bench showed a hint of desperation.

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157. At 2:40pm on 03 Sep 2009, Tremorman wrote:
BBC cutbacks meant extras for casuaty had to use public transport.

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158. At 2:41pm on 03 Sep 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
The undead? Nah, we've all had spaghetti Bolognese at the Italian around the corner.

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159. At 2:41pm on 03 Sep 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
I was playing poker last night, but with just a pair, I threw in my hand.

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160. At 2:44pm on 03 Sep 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Many waited in anticipation of "Using Public Transport (Unit 2)".

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161. At 2:44pm on 03 Sep 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
The epidemic was so virulent, undertakers were forced to use black double-deckers

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162. At 2:45pm on 03 Sep 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
Anyone falling apart on this bus will be put off at the next stop.

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163. At 2:45pm on 03 Sep 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Hang on! That's just Vivienne Westwood's Summer Collection.

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164. At 2:46pm on 03 Sep 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
All London Transport buses carry a clearly-marked "No Splitting" sign

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165. At 2:46pm on 03 Sep 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
"Those guys from Kernkraft 400 drove past me today, looked like they were writing a song"

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166. At 2:48pm on 03 Sep 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Stan Butler was getting a bit old to pick up young dolly birds any more

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167. At 2:50pm on 03 Sep 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
No, we don't use the Underground - minding the doors can be a nightmare

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168. At 2:50pm on 03 Sep 2009, Tremorman wrote:
Coronation street was getting a bit long in the tooth.

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169. At 2:50pm on 03 Sep 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
Dress-down Friday was possibly getting a little out of hand.

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170. At 2:51pm on 03 Sep 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
A group of locals lie in wait to ambush the mobile blood donor unit

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171. At 2:52pm on 03 Sep 2009, tigermadbobs wrote:
Dignatis introduce their first pick up and drop service

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172. At 2:53pm on 03 Sep 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Have we got an Oyster card? Eating oysters was what made us like this.

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173. At 2:54pm on 03 Sep 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Redundant joke shop staff make their way home.

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174. At 2:54pm on 03 Sep 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
Bloke with skateboard: "And I was the fifth man to yell 'I'm Spartacus!'"

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175. At 2:54pm on 03 Sep 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
London unveils its new Park and Writhe Service

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176. At 2:54pm on 03 Sep 2009, EnjenSA wrote:
Hitler knew his time in Hell would be bad, but this was ridiculous!

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177. At 2:55pm on 03 Sep 2009, grazvalentine wrote:
The no.19 is obviously a Routemonster.

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178. At 2:56pm on 03 Sep 2009, sternpaddler wrote:
….and the lady in white on the far end is Ms Bobbit, who’s relationship with her latest boyfriend from Nantucket has just ended after she broke it off.

(Sorry - clarification of #141)

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179. At 2:56pm on 03 Sep 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
But, in the end, it's all worth it to keep a great talent like Bruce Forsyth going

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180. At 2:57pm on 03 Sep 2009, bangledancer wrote:
Alex wouldn't normally use the bus: but the werewolves were hogging all the seats on the jubilee line

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181. At 2:57pm on 03 Sep 2009, gm_coates wrote:
Next Year's Big Brother contestants took the news of cancellation badly.

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182. At 2:58pm on 03 Sep 2009, bangledancer wrote:
This was going to be a VERY interesting game of 'I-spy'.......

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183. At 2:58pm on 03 Sep 2009, grazvalentine wrote:
"The bus is coming - someone stick my hand out."

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184. At 3:00pm on 03 Sep 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
Public transports alright, only you don't want to get stuck sitting next to the nutter.

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185. At 3:00pm on 03 Sep 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
They couldn't explain it but they all had an aversion to using the Underground.

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186. At 3:02pm on 03 Sep 2009, Tremorman wrote:
I knew I should have worn those DVT stockingss,my circulation is poor today.

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187. At 3:03pm on 03 Sep 2009, bangledancer wrote:
another late bus.... Roger would have vented his spleen, if he could only remember where he'd left it.......

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188. At 3:04pm on 03 Sep 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:
Team Calzaghe stagger home after the first Strictly rehearsal.

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189. At 3:04pm on 03 Sep 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
Boy with skateboard: Anyone seen Jim? I know he was here earlier because he handed me this to look after.

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190. At 3:04pm on 03 Sep 2009, bangledancer wrote:
looks like today could be kind of rough on the lost property office......

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191. At 3:05pm on 03 Sep 2009, Wunnunda wrote:
Boris Johnson's decision to cancel the night bus service was beginning to look like a mistake.

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192. At 3:06pm on 03 Sep 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
Somehow the magic had gone for revamped Bananarama.

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193. At 3:06pm on 03 Sep 2009, QuizzerCol wrote:
Road-diggers make gruesome discovery.

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194. At 3:06pm on 03 Sep 2009, grazvalentine wrote:
That'll teach you to glue your hand to the floor of the bank.

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195. At 3:07pm on 03 Sep 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Maybe it's Maybelline!

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196. At 3:07pm on 03 Sep 2009, Wunnunda wrote:
The final casualties from the West Ham v Millwall match were finally released from hospital.

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197. At 3:07pm on 03 Sep 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
This randomly selected group were strongly in favour of inner-city pedestrianization.

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198. At 3:08pm on 03 Sep 2009, robmoo wrote:
Braaaaains..... Braaaaains.... Oh, and a single to Barnet please.

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199. At 3:10pm on 03 Sep 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Vera Lynn supporters wait for the bus to her latest concert

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200. At 3:11pm on 03 Sep 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Message on bus next to photo of Vincent Price: You must be this appalling to ride

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201. At 3:11pm on 03 Sep 2009, TooWeird wrote:
This time the Harlequins team had gone too far !

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202. At 3:13pm on 03 Sep 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
The undead were waiting for the unlate bus

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203. At 3:15pm on 03 Sep 2009, Cairngorm McWomble wrote:
Despite the overwhelming desire to eat brains, there was the deeper, more primal urge to join the back of the queue.

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204. At 3:16pm on 03 Sep 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Police comment on wave of zombie sightings: Being dead in public is not a crime

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205. At 3:18pm on 03 Sep 2009, omegabtbbba wrote:
I'm telling you it's not! The bus driver just looks like Michael Jackson.

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206. At 3:19pm on 03 Sep 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
The bus was on the Pay As You Inter system

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207. At 3:20pm on 03 Sep 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
So the BBC ARE doing a Casualty Christmas Pantomime this year

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208. At 3:20pm on 03 Sep 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:
Director: "No, I said CUE zombies."

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209. At 3:23pm on 03 Sep 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Doesn't this just make you feel nostalgic for the old-style street mime artistes with their "Man looking through shop window" routines?

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210. At 3:26pm on 03 Sep 2009, lilstar1985 wrote:
Dead board awaiting bus.

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211. At 3:29pm on 03 Sep 2009, homey1969 wrote:
'The Saver-Return of The Living Dead' ticket prooved popular.

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212. At 3:30pm on 03 Sep 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Skateboard boy: ...and finally...Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins! You've been a terrific audience, thanks for giving me a hand!

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213. At 3:32pm on 03 Sep 2009, homey1969 wrote:
The entrants deemed too normal at a Big Brother audition dejectedly make their way back home.

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214. At 3:34pm on 03 Sep 2009, Wilk Strong wrote:
In the 21st century, graffiti artists have become clumsy.

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215. At 3:36pm on 03 Sep 2009, homey1969 wrote:
The BBC unveil Walford's new family to cheer up Eastenders.

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216. At 3:37pm on 03 Sep 2009, marchmount wrote:
"Inglourious Busterds"

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217. At 3:37pm on 03 Sep 2009, Fi-Glos wrote:
Hopefuls queue for the chance to become the replacement for the "drunk girl" picture, used to illustrate the effects of an average night out in a UK town centre...

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218. At 3:37pm on 03 Sep 2009, Tremorman wrote:
Wow that was some diversion.

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219. At 3:38pm on 03 Sep 2009, LarfinnBoy wrote:
Having tried a "Bendy Bus", they decided to take the tube!

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220. At 3:38pm on 03 Sep 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Getting to a Rocky Horror matinee just wasn't the same as an evening performance

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221. At 3:39pm on 03 Sep 2009, Kitkat_Katy wrote:
Channel 4 received numerous complaints after their "Deal or No Deal Halloween Special"

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222. At 3:40pm on 03 Sep 2009, thistlemancity wrote:
I thought the promotion said "free travel to the first undead passengers"

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223. At 3:41pm on 03 Sep 2009, Tremorman wrote:
I told you all not to go on the casualty set, you know everybody who puts a foot through the door comes out dead.

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224. At 3:45pm on 03 Sep 2009, Manisha wrote:
Yeah... thats it.. guess we won't be able to go around the world in 80 days would we now..not when we have sat here for the past 79...

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225. At 3:46pm on 03 Sep 2009, Fi-Glos wrote:
"Hit them hard and hit them often" - advice from Canadian researchers on how to deal with zombies.

Failing that, subject them to the UK public transport system. That should get rid of them once and for all!

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226. At 3:49pm on 03 Sep 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Under new legislation introduced by Boris Johnson, no gangs of youths, convicted criminals or trouble-makers will be allowed into the City - only victims

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227. At 3:50pm on 03 Sep 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
And they all vowed never to try Aunty Doris's home made elderberry wine ever again..

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228. At 3:51pm on 03 Sep 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
"Please try a free sample of my mushroom pizza", she said. And then disappeared as quickly as she had a arrived..

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229. At 3:53pm on 03 Sep 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Hogwarts domestic staff were also affected by the train strikes.

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230. At 3:55pm on 03 Sep 2009, corky_bantam wrote:
Brenda says: "See how many sheets of kitchen roll I need to clean up after this lot spill their guts!"

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231. At 3:58pm on 03 Sep 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
England returns to normal after the Bank Holiday traffic jams.

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232. At 4:00pm on 03 Sep 2009, elrapide wrote:
"I'm gonna take you out tonight
I'm gonna make you feel alright
I don't have a lot of money but we'll be fine
No I don't have a penny but I'll show you a real good time..."

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233. At 4:00pm on 03 Sep 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Alan Ayckbourn's latest play is set in plague-ridden Padua and is entitled "George A. Romero and Juliet"

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234. At 4:00pm on 03 Sep 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Things on your mind? Want to get to work? A seat might be nice while you wait? Shame it's Rag Week and the shelter's full of ker-ayzeee students -aren't they great?

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235. At 4:01pm on 03 Sep 2009, aliotis wrote:
"We were alive when we started queuing"

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236. At 4:09pm on 03 Sep 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Day Jobs of the Dead

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237. At 4:10pm on 03 Sep 2009, johnnybravojo wrote:
Research shows early morning commuting is bad for your health.

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238. At 4:12pm on 03 Sep 2009, Japanbytes wrote:
Hell, these seats are really uncomfortable!

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239. At 4:13pm on 03 Sep 2009, virtualsam__ wrote:
Suspicious increase in claims for compassionate release.

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240. At 4:15pm on 03 Sep 2009, Manisha wrote:
Tell-tale sign # 10 that your makeup person wants a salary rise

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241. At 4:15pm on 03 Sep 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
Preparations for the London 2012 Olympics opening ceremony were thrown into disarray when the lady holding the Olympic Torch realised that it has gone out.

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242. At 4:17pm on 03 Sep 2009, QuizzerCol wrote:
Remind me not to order the Puffer Fish next time.

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243. At 4:21pm on 03 Sep 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
So I said at my interview, does this job have health cover?

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244. At 4:25pm on 03 Sep 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
Further evidence of the credit crunch: Not being able to stay dead so you can pay those taxes

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245. At 4:25pm on 03 Sep 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
The Thriller Memorial Concert brought fans from far and wide...

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246. At 4:26pm on 03 Sep 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Jerry really needed to address his halitosis problem

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247. At 4:27pm on 03 Sep 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
It's five o'clock, and time for the staff on the perfume counter at Debenham's to head for home

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248. At 4:32pm on 03 Sep 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
"It's not all flesh eating and physical decomposition you know, we still need to get from A to B just like the living."

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249. At 4:33pm on 03 Sep 2009, Manisha wrote:
All the TV artists were very upset with the producers...Forcing them to take the bus instead of the usual cabs due to the credit crunch did not go down well, but when it came to doing their own makeup, it was just enough to make the TV artists take up arms against the producers

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250. At 4:35pm on 03 Sep 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
Carri-On Commuters

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251. At 4:42pm on 03 Sep 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Bust stop

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252. At 4:42pm on 03 Sep 2009, eattherich wrote:
Resident Evil 10: All Change At Ongar

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253. At 4:44pm on 03 Sep 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Penelope wished she hadn't applied for that job as a limbo-dancer

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254. At 4:44pm on 03 Sep 2009, notstevenall wrote:
New Harlequins revelations - Richards 'used us as guinea pigs' say disgruntled staff

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255. At 4:45pm on 03 Sep 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
The Zombies were busy putting on a show in the West End, "Undead Night at the London Palladium"

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256. At 4:45pm on 03 Sep 2009, eattherich wrote:
Corpse in the Community

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257. At 4:45pm on 03 Sep 2009, Vicky Snow on Snow wrote:
" Shall we have a sing song? Undeadneath the Arches....."

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258. At 4:51pm on 03 Sep 2009, Raven wrote:
That's the last time I audition for "Live at the Apollo"

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259. At 4:52pm on 03 Sep 2009, Raven wrote:
After the failure of LiveTV, presenters are sought for the new UndeadTV

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260. At 4:53pm on 03 Sep 2009, Raven wrote:
I just wish Her Majesty had told us it wasn't fancy-dress

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261. At 4:56pm on 03 Sep 2009, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
262. At 4:56pm on 03 Sep 2009, Raven wrote:
After an exhausting night working in A&E, hospital staff just wanted to get home

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263. At 4:58pm on 03 Sep 2009, carbon_paper wrote:
Hollyoaks cast year: 2067

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264. At 4:58pm on 03 Sep 2009, Raven wrote:
Maybe eating drunk girl's brain wasn't such a good idea

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265. At 4:59pm on 03 Sep 2009, carbon_paper wrote:
Whilst kids with ADHD get to jump the queue, the dead must wait their turn.

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266. At 4:59pm on 03 Sep 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
As Spandau Ballet fans gathered for the first of their reunion concerts, they realised that some of their number were not here to watch the band.

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267. At 4:59pm on 03 Sep 2009, daveworkman wrote:
And I thought we were slow...

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268. At 5:01pm on 03 Sep 2009, bangledancer wrote:
lazy zombies extend search for brains the easy way.........

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269. At 5:01pm on 03 Sep 2009, granto_75 wrote:
It's getting harder and harder to be recognised as 'the nutter on the bus'.

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270. At 5:03pm on 03 Sep 2009, granto_75 wrote:
The British version of the Resident Evil series lacked a certain something...

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271. At 5:04pm on 03 Sep 2009, granto_75 wrote:
I even brought my own bucket to kick and it still hasn't worked.

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272. At 5:05pm on 03 Sep 2009, carbon_paper wrote:
After being denied access at Heaven's Gate, the rejects wait for the bus to Hull, sorry, Hell.

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273. At 5:05pm on 03 Sep 2009, vajranatha wrote:
If it doesn't get here soon we'll be late for our own funerals.

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274. At 5:06pm on 03 Sep 2009, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Look, I'll hold it for another 5 minutes while you finish your ice cream then you'll have to take over yourself.

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275. At 5:06pm on 03 Sep 2009, granto_75 wrote:
Look, the bloke whose brain I ate definitely thought the bus was due at twenty to.

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276. At 5:07pm on 03 Sep 2009, carbon_paper wrote:
Reason to avoid public transport No. 328

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277. At 5:08pm on 03 Sep 2009, granto_75 wrote:
In the bag? Deodorant. I go through it like you wouldn't believe.

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278. At 5:09pm on 03 Sep 2009, eattherich wrote:
Things hadn't really worked out for the cast of Friends after the show finished.

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279. At 5:09pm on 03 Sep 2009, Raven wrote:
The parents decide to sit out the rest of the rides at Alton Towers

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280. At 5:10pm on 03 Sep 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
An early announcement of the 2010 Big Brother housemates.

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281. At 5:11pm on 03 Sep 2009, Hidarikun wrote:
The BBC's weekly Caption Competition is hit by the recession, as they try to get their website'S readers to find something funny to say about what is obviously a photo that could have been taken on any given Monday morning at a city centre bus stop.

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282. At 5:12pm on 03 Sep 2009, patio-phalangist wrote:
'New Romantics' break cover..............

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283. At 5:13pm on 03 Sep 2009, ladyofastolat wrote:
"Ticket to an early grave, please. No, make that a return."

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284. At 5:14pm on 03 Sep 2009, eattherich wrote:
118 decided to play zombie after seeing 118 eaten by the undead.

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285. At 5:18pm on 03 Sep 2009, granto_75 wrote:
The Life Sign Challenged Action Group gather for their annual lurch towards Parliament.

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286. At 5:18pm on 03 Sep 2009, fandango2 wrote:
American tourists regret flying with Ryanair Transatlantic.

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287. At 5:18pm on 03 Sep 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
Who you gonna call? Ghost-bus-stop!

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288. At 5:22pm on 03 Sep 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
"Steve, just turning up with a skate board has to be the lamest fancy dress costume ever. At least we made an effort"

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289. At 5:23pm on 03 Sep 2009, OrangeMidnightMaid wrote:
The latest government initiative to deter hoody-wearing hooligans from vandalising bus stops drew a mixed reaction from the general public.

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290. At 5:25pm on 03 Sep 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Bring your parents to school day wasn't a great success at the orphanage.

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291. At 5:27pm on 03 Sep 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Well if McDonalds don't want us, I hear KFC still have vacancies.

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292. At 5:39pm on 03 Sep 2009, mickmack2009 wrote:
Hey!! you bunch of Deadbeats.... When i asked for a hand - this is not what i meant.......

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293. At 5:39pm on 03 Sep 2009, Robiati wrote:
I guess this is what they mean by 'coming to a dead stop'.

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294. At 5:49pm on 03 Sep 2009, dorsetpom wrote:
Even after being dead for years, no one was surprised when the bus wasn't on time. After all, who ever heard of being dead on time?

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295. At 5:49pm on 03 Sep 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Well they don't look all that like grateful dead to me.

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296. At 5:56pm on 03 Sep 2009, gentlemanLongman wrote:
I am going to kill that bus driver when he gets here !

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297. At 5:56pm on 03 Sep 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Sometimes, digging up ancestors on the BBC's "Who Do You Think You Are?" got a little out of hand

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298. At 5:59pm on 03 Sep 2009, SkarloeyLine wrote:
Oyster cards? No need - we've got a fare bucket.

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299. At 6:00pm on 03 Sep 2009, Mitcherooney wrote:
'What time does 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' start?

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300. At 6:12pm on 03 Sep 2009, Kudosless wrote:

She should have known a bucket that size wouldn't be big enough for Aunty Flo

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301. At 6:12pm on 03 Sep 2009, Geronimo53 wrote:
We will be late for the cabinet meeting

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302. At 6:15pm on 03 Sep 2009, mrsclamp wrote:
Its a shame the runners-up in the Peaches and Pixie Geldof competition were left to make their own way home.

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303. At 6:21pm on 03 Sep 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Personally, I blame all this on Time Team

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304. At 6:24pm on 03 Sep 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Can't you lot stop just hanging around and get an afterlife?

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305. At 6:27pm on 03 Sep 2009, Caruut wrote:
What're you lookin' at?

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306. At 6:33pm on 03 Sep 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Dad, I think we've found out who stole that van full of jammy doughnuts..

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307. At 6:52pm on 03 Sep 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
World health Organisation confirms that the swine flu vaccine prevents death.

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308. At 6:54pm on 03 Sep 2009, calm550 wrote:
OK, OK, you have 30 seconds & if one more whinger moans about the "Summer we didn't have again " , they'll get a 2nd wack from my novelty plastic penis.....

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309. At 7:06pm on 03 Sep 2009, leo_beeb wrote:
Thank goodness that is over, wish the bus would come so I can get home for a nice cup of tea.

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310. At 7:13pm on 03 Sep 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Boris Johnson says 'New Routemaster is years away.'

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311. At 7:13pm on 03 Sep 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Yes, Prime Minister, President Obama says he appreciates the front bench's desire to engage more closely with the electorate, but please can you get him those troop numbers he requested.

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312. At 7:15pm on 03 Sep 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
If this bus doesn't turn up soon, Vivienne Westwood will have nobody on her catwalk at all.

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313. At 7:16pm on 03 Sep 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
Cameron says Election Debate is 'still very much alive'.

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314. At 7:16pm on 03 Sep 2009, nerdsunited wrote:
I've been waiting for the Grim Reaper for an hour now, and my torch has gone out, - I bet three will come at the same time.

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315. At 7:17pm on 03 Sep 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
Something is rotten in the wait to embark

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316. At 7:17pm on 03 Sep 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Hey, if you sat round this side you might actually see the buses coming!

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317. At 7:18pm on 03 Sep 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
There's one next Wednesday.

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318. At 7:22pm on 03 Sep 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
I do hope the bus is air conditioned

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319. At 7:22pm on 03 Sep 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Hey, look what the Chelsea lads picked up on their way home from the nightclub this time!

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320. At 7:23pm on 03 Sep 2009, allhallowseve wrote:
What an excellent day for an exorcism.

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321. At 7:25pm on 03 Sep 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Naah, mate, it's a bus sheltah. Y'ave ter phone up special fer an 'earse, like...

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322. At 7:28pm on 03 Sep 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
No, I'm sure it was the 61 when it rolled down that embankment.

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323. At 7:31pm on 03 Sep 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Due to global warming, a replacement bus service will now operate over the crossing of the River Styx..

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324. At 7:34pm on 03 Sep 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
You say petrified, I say putrified, let's call the whole thing off

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325. At 7:34pm on 03 Sep 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Excuse me, can you help? We're looking for a Mr Burke or a Mr Hare.

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326. At 7:36pm on 03 Sep 2009, DiscountedBrands wrote:
Irma was unsure whether she would be able to unfold her leg from the bucket in time.

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327. At 7:41pm on 03 Sep 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Garn. I think this service is a rip-off.

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328. At 8:06pm on 03 Sep 2009, hiremanjb wrote:
I'd give an arm and a leg for that number 53 to get here on time tonight.

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329. At 8:16pm on 03 Sep 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Perhaps they think the bus doesn't need spare parts.

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330. At 8:20pm on 03 Sep 2009, Shivari wrote:
Gordon Brown's new-look Cabinet was bound to defeat the Tories at the next election...

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331. At 8:21pm on 03 Sep 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Excuse me. Could someone give me hand to get to my feet?

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332. At 8:23pm on 03 Sep 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
These Jack the Ripper reenactments can be so draining

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333. At 8:24pm on 03 Sep 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Excuse me. Could someone give me a hand to get to my feet.

(correction)

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334. At 8:35pm on 03 Sep 2009, BertieBogroll wrote:
Sainsburys was fresh out of Brainz and it was a looong trudge to Tescos.

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335. At 8:44pm on 03 Sep 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Now let me get this clear, I say Beetlejuice three times and what happens?

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336. At 8:46pm on 03 Sep 2009, littleDickie wrote:
First we want to to see if Fallon wins on his first race back and then we shall all go to Cheltenham and bet against him!

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337. At 8:47pm on 03 Sep 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"All together now, 3...2...1 OY!"

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338. At 8:50pm on 03 Sep 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"All right then, we are all going Plinthing..."

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339. At 9:06pm on 03 Sep 2009, TurboToad wrote:
The queue for the caption competition winners going to collect their kudos awards

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340. At 9:32pm on 03 Sep 2009, rockhulley wrote:
"The number 42 bus to Madam Tussauds was late again."

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341. At 9:33pm on 03 Sep 2009, AngloJackson wrote:
While parts of Britain may resemble The Wire, the rest of the nation is more like Dawn of the Dead.

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342. At 9:35pm on 03 Sep 2009, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Harlequins substitutes bench after several attempts to find a decent goal-kicker.

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343. At 9:42pm on 03 Sep 2009, jimmyog wrote:
Alcohol .......know your limits !

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344. At 9:45pm on 03 Sep 2009, jimmyog wrote:
This driver must be on the 'graveyard shift' !

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345. At 9:45pm on 03 Sep 2009, Ruthstabb wrote:
The Rat Race II ??

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346. At 9:48pm on 03 Sep 2009, Ruthstabb wrote:
After the fancy dress party, they thought they should practice the musical statues game again.

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347. At 9:49pm on 03 Sep 2009, jimmyog wrote:
The number 19 was never dead on time.

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348. At 9:58pm on 03 Sep 2009, Ruthstabb wrote:
'Have they never seen dead people? Bloody paparazzi'.

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349. At 9:59pm on 03 Sep 2009, jimmyog wrote:
The undead expected to be dead by the time the number 19 arrived.

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350. At 10:00pm on 03 Sep 2009, Ruthstabb wrote:
Car share v public transport - you decide.

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351. At 10:01pm on 03 Sep 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Good morning. This is the zombie only waiting zone. Vampires and all other supernatural beings must proceed to the adjacent waiting area for pick up.

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352. At 10:01pm on 03 Sep 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
A little pail? Yes, I do feel rather anaemic.

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353. At 10:03pm on 03 Sep 2009, Ruthstabb wrote:
The Zombies lost, they were gutted. Now the bus is the only transport left.

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354. At 10:04pm on 03 Sep 2009, Santos_Star wrote:
Rats now you tell us the BBC have already done a piece on living with Zombies ,so we will never feature on caption comp now

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355. At 10:05pm on 03 Sep 2009, Ruthstabb wrote:
If you think I am going to end up looking like that thanks to a 'delayed service', you have another thing coming. Should have stayed in bed.

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356. At 10:33pm on 03 Sep 2009, Schnapper wrote:
The credit crunch has not prevented this years Annual Bankers Ball being held in a central London location.

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357. At 10:35pm on 03 Sep 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Are you sure George A. Romero's the right director for Steinbeck's "The Wayward Bus"?

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358. At 10:35pm on 03 Sep 2009, Pete Reid wrote:
My God, it's already tomorrow. Where did I pick up this giant phallus and these stragglers from?

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359. At 10:37pm on 03 Sep 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
After the introduction of the UK's first Greyhound bus service, National Express fights back with its very own Bloodhound Line

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360. At 10:37pm on 03 Sep 2009, Discombobulator wrote:
... and the last thing I can remember was seeing that Derren Brown walking backwards past the bus stop.

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361. At 10:38pm on 03 Sep 2009, davepaulnixon wrote:
Ghost Train suspended. Replacement bus service in effect.

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362. At 10:50pm on 03 Sep 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Harry always enjoyed a night out with the boys, maybe getting a little drunk and maybe picking up some chick. But it was always a worry when he woke up in the morning, and, bleary-eyed, looked to see who his conquest of the night was. He was particularly worried this morning, as there was a red wig hanging from the lamp-shade, a crimson bucket beside his bed, and someone had stolen the plug from his bath.

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363. At 10:51pm on 03 Sep 2009, Gareth Butler wrote:
Observers felt that the Eastenders production team were perhaps taking things too far as members of the latest family to move into Albert Square were unveiled to the press.....

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364. At 10:54pm on 03 Sep 2009, ForeverGillsFan433 wrote:
Waiting for the bus: Helpless people resort to cannibalism as the number 2 bus is once again late.

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365. At 10:56pm on 03 Sep 2009, ForeverGillsFan433 wrote:
Whoops...

Waiting for the bus: Helpless people resort to cannibalism as the number 19 bus is once again late.

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366. At 10:56pm on 03 Sep 2009, Hobbitmorley wrote:
Welcome to the terminal waiting area for your trip to eternity. We apologise for the delay, which is due to unforeseen cosmic conditions beyond our control. Ultimate Journeys now announce that boarding of bus 19 will begin sometime in the next aeon or so. The bus will take you onwards from the terminal, so please have your death certificates and transit cards ready for presentation on arrival at your final departure gate. We will be boarding the bus by zone, beginning with those bound for heaven, followed by purgatory and hell. We would ask that you remain seated until your zone is called. If there is anything you need meanwhile, please ask a member of our staff to give you a hand.

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367. At 10:57pm on 03 Sep 2009, Discombobulator wrote:
off their trolley ?

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368. At 11:02pm on 03 Sep 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
(Boy with skateboard and hand shaped phone) "Yeah, right, we'll be right over....Party at Max's everyone!"

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369. At 11:09pm on 03 Sep 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Maybe that wasn't the all-clear siren we heard in the shelter

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370. At 11:10pm on 03 Sep 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
And the Government reckon we no longer qualify for Disability Living Allowance?

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371. At 11:11pm on 03 Sep 2009, DirtyUncleMikey wrote:
The men on the Clapham Zombiebus

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372. At 11:22pm on 03 Sep 2009, Mark wrote:
Number 19 to World's End? Seen it, done that, got the blood stained t-shirt.

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373. At 11:34pm on 03 Sep 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
And here we see the only known photograph of Bernie Madoff's auditors..

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374. At 11:48pm on 03 Sep 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
And as an actor you will be visited by the ghosts of missed opportunities...

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375. At 11:52pm on 03 Sep 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
"We're sorry to announce that the 5.17 service to Gravesend has been cancelled."

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376. At 11:56pm on 03 Sep 2009, odtaa wrote:
Friends of Jeremy (Kyle)

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377. At 11:59pm on 03 Sep 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
No, the 19 stops at Highbury GROVE.

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378. At 00:10am on 04 Sep 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
The Plexus Eye Sore Bus Shelter

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379. At 00:26am on 04 Sep 2009, Tableturn wrote:
Welcome to Hoxton.

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380. At 00:29am on 04 Sep 2009, AngryKumquat wrote:
While waiting in line for the Number 73 bus to eternal damnation, Hitler reminisced about his beloved moustache. "If only I had chosen the cyanide pills instead of putting that damn Luger in my mouth" he pondered.

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381. At 00:37am on 04 Sep 2009, G wrote:
Day 79 in the Big Brother house; and the contestants are set loose into the street with only their fare home.

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382. At 00:43am on 04 Sep 2009, G wrote:
Edinburgh residents mingle with fringe performers in a rare show of camaraderie.

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383. At 00:52am on 04 Sep 2009, G wrote:
"We have human rights too" say zombies after Google street view snaps them at bus stop.

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384. At 01:17am on 04 Sep 2009, bluesscale wrote:
And dis bus go to brain tree, right?

or

I know dat bus en-vir-on-mentally friendly but you sure dis how zombies supposed to go green?

or

Mmmm... meals on wheels

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385. At 01:22am on 04 Sep 2009, brucebw wrote:
The 'Shaun Of The Dead' extras contemplate their low pay rates.

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386. At 01:26am on 04 Sep 2009, EnglishFolkfan wrote:
The Zombies on the Bus go spurt spurt spurt, spurt spurt spurt, spurt spurt spurt
The Zombies on the Bus go spurt spurt spurt, all day long.

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387. At 01:28am on 04 Sep 2009, brucebw wrote:
Harry and friends head home after a heavy night with the Windsor massive.

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388. At 01:45am on 04 Sep 2009, mikehaz90 wrote:
I think i've seen this somewhere before...7.30am commuters at waterloo

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389. At 01:47am on 04 Sep 2009, mikehaz90 wrote:
Final Destination 45: London

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390. At 05:23am on 04 Sep 2009, NutNBolt wrote:
This is where we wait for the bus going to WalMart isn't it? WOW, I wish this was taking longer!

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391. At 05:32am on 04 Sep 2009, NutNBolt wrote:
Roaming Band of Michael Jackson fans wait patiently for the bus going to the Thriller Tribute

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392. At 07:09am on 04 Sep 2009, maroonnomdeplume wrote:
Johnny was feeling rotton, Steve a little strange and Anne R not her old self at all.

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393. At 07:13am on 04 Sep 2009, jarlaberg wrote:
Here comes your Number 19 Nervous bus break down.

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394. At 07:23am on 04 Sep 2009, ThunderCat8 wrote:
8:30pm, Friday, Slough.

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395. At 07:35am on 04 Sep 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Well, this will show my parents that a degree in Media Studies isn't a total waste of time.

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396. At 07:38am on 04 Sep 2009, rogueslr wrote:
So, how long have you been working at Sellafield?

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397. At 08:06am on 04 Sep 2009, Fungus the Bogeyman wrote:
Going underground - soon we hope......

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398. At 08:07am on 04 Sep 2009, Fungus the Bogeyman wrote:
The Katie Price fan club make their way home after a night out with Alex Reid

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399. At 08:13am on 04 Sep 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Don't tell me Simon Pegg and Nick Frost have hijacked the catering bus again

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400. At 08:25am on 04 Sep 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
OK, so what about giving the kebab house a miss next time we go out?

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401. At 08:32am on 04 Sep 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
You spend all that time waiting for a substitute and then 6 Harlequin players turn up at once.

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402. At 08:33am on 04 Sep 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
You know when you've been Tangoed!!

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403. At 08:41am on 04 Sep 2009, beachcred wrote:
Lighting night-bus strike creates problems for party goers

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404. At 08:48am on 04 Sep 2009, beachcred wrote:
...of course the bus won't stop if you stick your hand out the wrong side of the bus stop - anyone with half a brain would know that.

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405. At 08:50am on 04 Sep 2009, fionapar wrote:
'Why do people keep asking if we are in fancy dress'?

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406. At 08:51am on 04 Sep 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Stavros unveils EasyStyx, the ferry to the Underworld

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407. At 08:53am on 04 Sep 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
That ambulance should have been here hours ago

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408. At 08:54am on 04 Sep 2009, fionapar wrote:
New NHS plan for open air space-saving waiting rooms goes on trial

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409. At 08:55am on 04 Sep 2009, emperorx wrote:
Zombies take the bus to rehab and I said 'go, go, go'

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410. At 08:59am on 04 Sep 2009, fionapar wrote:
New medical students eagerly awaiting their first day of training

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411. At 09:00am on 04 Sep 2009, Mr Snoozy wrote:
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412. At 09:01am on 04 Sep 2009, Joshuaclark99 wrote:
Public transport has really gone downhill.

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413. At 09:05am on 04 Sep 2009, pillingworth wrote:
The new advert for Big Brother 2012 on Channel 5?

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414. At 09:06am on 04 Sep 2009, Joshuaclark99 wrote:
Terminus.

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415. At 09:08am on 04 Sep 2009, Joshuaclark99 wrote:
Now they even have NHS doctors on buses - they call them "bus-doctors" - rubbish name, but at least its one of the few things in England that still have the English language.

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416. At 09:10am on 04 Sep 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
No, when I said I wanted brains, I just meant I craved some of his faggots

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417. At 09:11am on 04 Sep 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Excuse me, is this the stop for the new Greyhound service to Baskerville?

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418. At 09:12am on 04 Sep 2009, Discombobulator wrote:
For a pledge of only £2 a week you can give a lost soul a new life.

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419. At 09:13am on 04 Sep 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
That's the problem with cut-price cosmetic surgery - one good sneeze and it all falls off

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420. At 09:17am on 04 Sep 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
There were always a few hangovers after the Hogwarts Fresher's party.

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421. At 09:20am on 04 Sep 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Tories unveil new back bench MP's following their 'recruit from the general public' campaign

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422. At 09:20am on 04 Sep 2009, notstevenall wrote:
As you can see Mr Richards we have a range of fake injury options, up to the severed arm - you could certainly get your player off the field with that one.

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423. At 09:20am on 04 Sep 2009, Chopper32 wrote:
The cast of "Thriller" make their way to Michael's funeral.

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424. At 09:21am on 04 Sep 2009, campaign1 wrote:
Mayor Boris Johnson hits a snag with his new 'safer than bendy buses' Routemaster bus

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425. At 09:22am on 04 Sep 2009, Chopper32 wrote:
We'll be decomposing a letter of complaint to the bus company.

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426. At 09:22am on 04 Sep 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
The friends Michael Jackson's made in the past few weeks gather to give him a good send-off

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427. At 09:22am on 04 Sep 2009, Chopper32 wrote:
You're right: waiting for the Number 19 IS worse than being the restless undead.

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428. At 09:23am on 04 Sep 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
I wouldn't throw your quid for the Big Issue in me bucket, mate - I keep that for me limbs

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429. At 09:24am on 04 Sep 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Following Sir Terry's comments, BBC Newsreaders all take the day off.

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430. At 09:24am on 04 Sep 2009, campaign1 wrote:
Michael Martins new role as a bus driver wasn't working out well either!

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431. At 09:25am on 04 Sep 2009, peter68 wrote:
and the next person to leave the Big Brother house is.....

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432. At 09:25am on 04 Sep 2009, GirlWeekday wrote:
Rejects from the 'New Moon' Audition try to look normal on their way home

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433. At 09:28am on 04 Sep 2009, peter68 wrote:
Listening to 'Agadoo' repeatedly for 4 hours invariably had side effects

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434. At 09:31am on 04 Sep 2009, peter68 wrote:
An audience with Mariah Carey had just finished

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435. At 09:33am on 04 Sep 2009, peter68 wrote:
Rather than being 'undead' Mary had just spilt most of the jam from her doughnut all over her chin, but didn't want to cause a fuss!

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436. At 09:34am on 04 Sep 2009, supasupermam wrote:
The Thriller Flash Mob didn't bank on the service running late, as usual

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437. At 09:36am on 04 Sep 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
New government backed 'people scrappage scheme' announced. If you sack your old worn out employee and take on a brand new person, you will receive £2000.

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438. At 09:36am on 04 Sep 2009, peter68 wrote:
They all thought the same thing, just why was the SS Officer wearing trainers?

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439. At 09:37am on 04 Sep 2009, peter68 wrote:
Sparks newly reformed line up

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440. At 09:41am on 04 Sep 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Manufacturer's of Botox deny any long term side effects.

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441. At 09:44am on 04 Sep 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Members of the public regret taking part in the new Trinny and Susannah series.

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442. At 09:46am on 04 Sep 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
Casualties were kept waiting after the world's worst scateboarding accident.

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443. At 09:46am on 04 Sep 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
Casualties were kept waiting after the world's worst skateboarding accident.

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444. At 09:46am on 04 Sep 2009, peter68 wrote:
It was a bit dead in London at this time of the morning

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445. At 09:49am on 04 Sep 2009, Mhadaidh wrote:

The recession meant that Prince Harry could not afford taxis home for his friends after his birthday party

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446. At 09:50am on 04 Sep 2009, peter68 wrote:
The Paris Hilton fan club annual bash

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447. At 09:51am on 04 Sep 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
Because Simon, we have the "EX Factor"

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448. At 09:53am on 04 Sep 2009, jellyba wrote:
when you've missed the last night bus

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449. At 09:54am on 04 Sep 2009, jellyba wrote:
teachers face the new term

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450. At 09:54am on 04 Sep 2009, Tom Webb wrote:
Dawn of the 268 to Hampstead

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451. At 09:55am on 04 Sep 2009, peter68 wrote:
Undead always catch the bus ...they don't have the guts to cross the road

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452. At 09:55am on 04 Sep 2009, Lynxboy252 wrote:
The latest bus fare increase meant it now cost an arm and a leg.

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453. At 09:57am on 04 Sep 2009, jellyba wrote:
4th plinth rejectees

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454. At 09:57am on 04 Sep 2009, Lynxboy252 wrote:
These zombies were living proof of being dead fed up of waiting for a bus.

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455. At 09:58am on 04 Sep 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
I wish he'd get his kit back on and climb down. It's my turn on the plinth now.

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456. At 09:58am on 04 Sep 2009, peter68 wrote:
Whose idea was it to have the kebab last night?

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457. At 09:59am on 04 Sep 2009, jellyba wrote:
rag (and bone) week

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458. At 09:59am on 04 Sep 2009, Lynxboy252 wrote:
Zombies would be waiting quite a while...

... as the 19 is a night service.

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459. At 10:01am on 04 Sep 2009, peter68 wrote:
Wage negotiations at Madame Tussauds didn't go well

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460. At 10:02am on 04 Sep 2009, AngryKumquat wrote:
Not all of the Grateful Dead band members agreed in the cost cutting measures for the new reunion tour.

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461. At 10:03am on 04 Sep 2009, Cairngorm McWomble wrote:
Jackson attracts new fan base

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462. At 10:04am on 04 Sep 2009, davyandjane wrote:
After been chucked off the bus for fighting the adams family had to wait for another bus.

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463. At 10:04am on 04 Sep 2009, Lynxboy252 wrote:
Fed up of credit crunching, the banker was more intent on crunching on someones assetts.

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464. At 10:04am on 04 Sep 2009, wildsammyspaceman wrote:
No. 19 is gonna be hell of a ride.....

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465. At 10:06am on 04 Sep 2009, wildsammyspaceman wrote:
correction
Ok you guys... you're all busdead....

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466. At 10:08am on 04 Sep 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
NHS Trust apologizes for sending patients home in a worst state than when they arrived.

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467. At 10:08am on 04 Sep 2009, Lynxboy252 wrote:
They'd waited their whole lives for a bus that never turned up. Then they realised why; they were in a smokers shelter behind the town hall.

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468. At 10:10am on 04 Sep 2009, nigelpain wrote:
Are you sure that the 666 goes past the morgue

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469. At 10:12am on 04 Sep 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
"Radiation exposure?" ask Tesco clubcard holders.

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470. At 10:13am on 04 Sep 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:

Alton Towers' latest attraction was a real red-knuckle ride

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471. At 10:15am on 04 Sep 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
The effects of being moderated by the BBC were more serious than at first thought

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472. At 10:16am on 04 Sep 2009, redMightyPirate wrote:
One zombie to another: "You've got red on you..."

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473. At 10:17am on 04 Sep 2009, Lynxboy252 wrote:
The little boy who memorised all the bus routes in London had conveniently forgotten about the number 19.

He feared the passengers would want his juicy bus route remembering brains.

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474. At 10:22am on 04 Sep 2009, Lynxboy252 wrote:
First Group show off their latest recruits for the new Greyhound service.

They are thirsty for work and will put their blood, sweat and tears into every journey.

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475. At 10:23am on 04 Sep 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
How long do you have to wait when Sandra Bullock is driving your bus...?

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476. At 10:24am on 04 Sep 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Glamour launches 'real ghouls' ad campaign

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477. At 10:26am on 04 Sep 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Oyster cards? No, we've all got Red Rovers.

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478. At 10:26am on 04 Sep 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
Butlins' red-coats aren't what they used to be.

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479. At 10:28am on 04 Sep 2009, redMightyPirate wrote:
"We're coming to get you, Barbara! Just as soon as the bus gets here..."

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480. At 10:29am on 04 Sep 2009, Lynxboy252 wrote:
ITV unveil a rival programme to Dragons Den called Zombies Den where the living dead offer their seat to bus passengers for a share of their body parts.

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481. At 10:37am on 04 Sep 2009, fandango2 wrote:
Fiends Reunited

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482. At 10:39am on 04 Sep 2009, TallTone wrote:
You wait ages for one, then... you wait ages... you wait...

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483. At 10:50am on 04 Sep 2009, Fungus the Bogeyman wrote:
Further water and genetic testing on Gizmo was producing some rather odd offspring

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484. At 10:50am on 04 Sep 2009, gm_coates wrote:
28 days later the number 5 bus had still not arrived.

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485. At 10:55am on 04 Sep 2009, ®@f@-da-man™ wrote:
This year's X-Factor intake did not disappoint...

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486. At 10:56am on 04 Sep 2009, david regan wrote:
After huge success with Snakes on a Plane, Samuel L Jackson decided that Zombies on a Bus just wasn't for him!

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487. At 11:01am on 04 Sep 2009, davidofleigh wrote:
Is this the right stop for the 666 to Doncaster?

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488. At 11:03am on 04 Sep 2009, Mhadaidh wrote:
Look, when I said you were to be
'dead on time for the bus ' I didn't mean ......

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489. At 11:06am on 04 Sep 2009, iandoha wrote:
City Banker thinks: "God... what happened? Last thing I remember was promising everyone in the bar it was back to mine for a nightcap and ordering that second case of champers."

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490. At 11:14am on 04 Sep 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
The local bus service was worse than dangerous. It was a death-trap.

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491. At 11:14am on 04 Sep 2009, Robin Johnston wrote:
Typical. You wait for hours and then 3 humans go past at the same time.

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492. At 11:16am on 04 Sep 2009, david regan wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
493. At 11:17am on 04 Sep 2009, ADasein wrote:
New EU scrappage scheme gets underway.

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494. At 11:18am on 04 Sep 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Turns out people weren't being mean when they said the woman in white's dating a brain on a stick.

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495. At 11:18am on 04 Sep 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
City banker proves he's not short of good friends.

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496. At 11:19am on 04 Sep 2009, ADasein wrote:
Yeah... time to elect a new people.

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497. At 11:20am on 04 Sep 2009, groundhog44 wrote:
"Scuse me where does this bus go?" asks the skater boy.
"Buckingham Palace, Madame Tussauds, terminating at Highgate Cemetery" replies the city gent.

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498. At 11:20am on 04 Sep 2009, ADasein wrote:
Waiting for Seanie...

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499. At 11:21am on 04 Sep 2009, iansessford wrote:
"I wouldn`t be seen DEAD on public transport" whispered Fergie to the zombie Queen.

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500. At 11:22am on 04 Sep 2009, Lynxboy252 wrote:
Chris Rea's "Road to Hell" meets The Divine Comedy's "National Express".

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