Caption Competition

12:51 UK time, Friday, 24 July 2009

Winning entries in the Caption Competition.

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

This week, baboons at Knowsley Safari show how they have learnt to ransack luggage roof boxes. But what's being said?

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. Raven-Clare
It's no good - the sleeves are always too short.

5. redalfa147
"The monkeys are the least of our worries. I think I left the iron on."

4. rogueslr
"Yeah, well the problem 'ere is your wing mirror's faulty and the lads reckon it'll take 'em at least a week to get a new part."

3. ValerieGanne
"Not only are they cheap, but they're the most thorough customs officials we've ever had."

2. MightyGiddyUpGal
Give a monkey a bra and you support him for a day, but teach him to coordinate his fashion ensemble...

1. NorfolkOnce
"We've hit the jackpot lads, it's Trinny and Susannah. Lets see how they like it."

Bookmark with:
del.icio.us |
Digg |
Newsvine |
NowPublic |
Reddit
- What's this?

Comments

1. At 1:03pm on 23 Jul 2009, Kudosless wrote:

A night out with Steven Gerrard was never dull

Complain about this comment
2. At 1:03pm on 23 Jul 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
We've hit the jackpot lads, its Trinny and Susannah. Lets see how they like it..

Complain about this comment
3. At 1:03pm on 23 Jul 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Come on lads, another batch of these and I can become an eBay PowerSeller.

Complain about this comment
4. At 1:03pm on 23 Jul 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Any tea bags in there?

Complain about this comment
5. At 1:03pm on 23 Jul 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
It's always so hard to find just the right thing that goes well in the bush.

Complain about this comment
6. At 1:04pm on 23 Jul 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
Forget it lads, this stuff is all from the pound shop..

Complain about this comment
7. At 1:04pm on 23 Jul 2009, Richard_SM wrote:

"You've been over pulled for a routine border search madam. Anything to declare?"

Complain about this comment
8. At 1:04pm on 23 Jul 2009, Raven wrote:
These'll go nicely on that Statue of Liberty we found on the beach

Complain about this comment
9. At 1:04pm on 23 Jul 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Yeah, well the problem 'ere is your wing mirror's faulty and the lads reckon it'll take 'em at least a week to get a new part.

Complain about this comment
10. At 1:04pm on 23 Jul 2009, Raven wrote:
GTA 5 Wild in Africa was selling well

Complain about this comment
11. At 1:05pm on 23 Jul 2009, Raven wrote:
Whilst being very clever with roof-boxes, the baboons still couldn't get the hang of driving safely

Complain about this comment
12. At 1:05pm on 23 Jul 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
Hang on, what size did Mum say she was again, these look a bit on the small size..

Complain about this comment
13. At 1:05pm on 23 Jul 2009, Squaremind wrote:
No it's not D&G, darling, but in a recession we have to make do with second hand, luckily vintage is in this summer.

Complain about this comment
14. At 1:05pm on 23 Jul 2009, Raven wrote:
The baboons had clearly been watching 'Cash in the Attic'

Complain about this comment
15. At 1:06pm on 23 Jul 2009, Manisha wrote:
Margaret....You are definitely not taking that with us on holidays

Complain about this comment
16. At 1:06pm on 23 Jul 2009, Raven wrote:
Calm down, lads. I don't think it's Jordan in this one.

Complain about this comment
17. At 1:06pm on 23 Jul 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Oi, 'Arry, look what Ted's got 'old of! Ooh err, missus!

Complain about this comment
18. At 1:06pm on 23 Jul 2009, Raven wrote:
Does nobody think to pack a safari jacket?

Complain about this comment
19. At 1:07pm on 23 Jul 2009, Raven wrote:
It's no good - the sleeves are always too short

Complain about this comment
20. At 1:07pm on 23 Jul 2009, Raven wrote:
Hang on, lads! If all of us sit down at our typewriters, we should be able to come up with the winning caption in no time.

Complain about this comment
21. At 1:08pm on 23 Jul 2009, Raven wrote:
They can't be going to a wedding - there're no monkey suits in here.

Complain about this comment
22. At 1:09pm on 23 Jul 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Harrods trains staff for big sales event

Complain about this comment
23. At 1:09pm on 23 Jul 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
As the newlyweds sped off, Derek but his spray can of 'Fragrance of Bananas' back in his jacket. How they'd all laugh when Janice and Tom got back from the Honeymoon..

Complain about this comment
24. At 1:10pm on 23 Jul 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
Er lads, I think we'd better give this one a miss, Chris Eubank's driving.

Complain about this comment
25. At 1:10pm on 23 Jul 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Just get rid of these clothes, then we can snuggle up inside - I just hope they're going somewhere nice for their holidays

Complain about this comment
26. At 1:11pm on 23 Jul 2009, wigsdad wrote:
Ryan Airs baggage handlers show there usual commitment to customer care

Complain about this comment
27. At 1:11pm on 23 Jul 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Frank Baboono was keen to show that he was still top boxer

Complain about this comment
28. At 1:12pm on 23 Jul 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
Darling, are you sure these cheap carwashes are any good?

Complain about this comment
29. At 1:12pm on 23 Jul 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
It was always the same at the car boot sale the minute a new seller arrived.

Complain about this comment
30. At 1:12pm on 23 Jul 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
It was only a rumour, lads. Dian Fossey's not in this one.

Complain about this comment
31. At 1:13pm on 23 Jul 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
The fashion police force were becoming a nasty lot

Complain about this comment
32. At 1:13pm on 23 Jul 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Wizard of Oz - the out-takes

Complain about this comment
33. At 1:15pm on 23 Jul 2009, gm_coates wrote:
Monica ! I've found a hammock for the twins.

Complain about this comment
34. At 1:16pm on 23 Jul 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Head babboon: J Crew again, how disappointing.

Complain about this comment
35. At 1:16pm on 23 Jul 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Well, this is only going to confirm the Liverpool scally tag, isn't it?

Complain about this comment
36. At 1:17pm on 23 Jul 2009, gm_coates wrote:
The bagagge handlers were desperatly trying to find another guitar to break.

Complain about this comment
37. At 1:17pm on 23 Jul 2009, The_Hess wrote:
Inccidents of crime have soared amid fears that the recession could result in many baboons being made redundant.

Complain about this comment
38. At 1:17pm on 23 Jul 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Stick some cheap clothes in the old roof-box, grab a camcorder, drive off to Knowsley, and that's a guaranteed £250 from Harry Hill

Complain about this comment
39. At 1:17pm on 23 Jul 2009, yapparister wrote:
Luggage-case works alright now mate - nothing a monkey wrench couldn't fix

Complain about this comment
40. At 1:18pm on 23 Jul 2009, gm_coates wrote:
Reason for claim ...

Complain about this comment
41. At 1:18pm on 23 Jul 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
It is never a good idea to play the Monkees Greatest Hits in front of a troop of Baboons..

Complain about this comment
42. At 1:18pm on 23 Jul 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Thule regret this!

Complain about this comment
43. At 1:19pm on 23 Jul 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Dave, I've found you the ideal thing for your catapult, double barrelled no less.

Complain about this comment
44. At 1:19pm on 23 Jul 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
I'm not so worried about the roof-box. But what have they done with the caravan?

Complain about this comment
45. At 1:20pm on 23 Jul 2009, Prisoner_61259 wrote:
We have got to find some shoes or our plan to dress up, stand on each others shoulders and walk past the keepers is out of the window

Complain about this comment
46. At 1:21pm on 23 Jul 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
My idea for the new fall series? Well, it's a Daktari meets Project Runway sort of thing.

Complain about this comment
47. At 1:22pm on 23 Jul 2009, yapparister wrote:
If you could get out now, we'll give the inside a quick hoover and you're good to go!

Complain about this comment
48. At 1:23pm on 23 Jul 2009, rogueslr wrote:
We're urban gorillas, geddit?

Complain about this comment
49. At 1:23pm on 23 Jul 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Driving through Neverland was still dangerous as Bubbles and his family were still waiting for him to come home.

Complain about this comment
50. At 1:23pm on 23 Jul 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
Bra-boons

Complain about this comment
51. At 1:24pm on 23 Jul 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
No, the tigers clearly said a bra with matching knickers

Complain about this comment
52. At 1:24pm on 23 Jul 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
Not only are they cheap, but they're the most thorough customs officials we've ever had

Complain about this comment
53. At 1:24pm on 23 Jul 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
54. At 1:25pm on 23 Jul 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
Why-aye pet, wor first trip to France and wadda ye knaa?

Complain about this comment
55. At 1:25pm on 23 Jul 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
The hotel inspector's staff made sure noone took the fluffy bath robes again.

Complain about this comment
56. At 1:26pm on 23 Jul 2009, gm_coates wrote:
Budget cuts result in a new series
"I'm a non-entity get me out of here"

Complain about this comment
57. At 1:26pm on 23 Jul 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
It's clean, Doyle. I tore everything out of this car except the rocker panels ...

Complain about this comment
58. At 1:27pm on 23 Jul 2009, Valerie Ganne wrote:
But did you really expect haute couture in a car like this?

Complain about this comment
59. At 1:28pm on 23 Jul 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
People! I ask you. They go on holiday, fill the car with junk and never, ever, think to stock up on bananas! Mad!

Complain about this comment
60. At 1:28pm on 23 Jul 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Kwik Fit's status as an Equal Opportunities employer leaves them very vulnerable in the current economic climate.

Complain about this comment
61. At 1:29pm on 23 Jul 2009, Pendragon wrote:
I'm getting a little suspicious, Mavis. Did they actually say they were from the AA?

Complain about this comment
62. At 1:31pm on 23 Jul 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Yeah, I'll tell the missus, less starch next time and don't mix the whites with the coloured.

Complain about this comment
63. At 1:31pm on 23 Jul 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
See no evil?! This colour scheme is so yesterday!

Complain about this comment
64. At 1:32pm on 23 Jul 2009, MeFromTheUniverse wrote:
Despite the weeks of planning their Summer holiday the family still find themselves in a last minute scramble to finish the packing

Complain about this comment
65. At 1:32pm on 23 Jul 2009, Pendragon wrote:
Hey, look who's driving - that devil from Gatwick who damaged my consignment of bananas last year.

Complain about this comment
66. At 1:32pm on 23 Jul 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
Don't worry, Madam, they will ride up with wear...

Complain about this comment
67. At 1:33pm on 23 Jul 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
I told you not to mention Charlton Heston, Doris, I told you..

Complain about this comment
68. At 1:33pm on 23 Jul 2009, Pendragon wrote:
What's this - a helmet? At least we know who the Stig is now.

Complain about this comment
69. At 1:34pm on 23 Jul 2009, MeFromTheUniverse wrote:
"Wait a minute Terry, That's not one of my bras!"

Complain about this comment
70. At 1:35pm on 23 Jul 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
Just hope they don't find the guns, Manuel. I told you to put them in the boot, but oh no..

Complain about this comment
71. At 1:35pm on 23 Jul 2009, Pendragon wrote:
And you lot in there had better not soil your pants - we've got all your spare underwear now

Complain about this comment
72. At 1:35pm on 23 Jul 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
Look, think of us as family. Distant, but still family.

Complain about this comment
73. At 1:36pm on 23 Jul 2009, Dragndrop wrote:
Excuse me. Do you have this size but in a red?

Complain about this comment
74. At 1:36pm on 23 Jul 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
Samsonite launches new ad campaign

Complain about this comment
75. At 1:36pm on 23 Jul 2009, Dragndrop wrote:
Never mind the quality. Feel the width!

Complain about this comment
76. At 1:37pm on 23 Jul 2009, Dragndrop wrote:
2-way family favourites.

Complain about this comment
77. At 1:38pm on 23 Jul 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
The owner of the local garage found to his cost there is some truth in the saying, 'you pay peanuts....'

Complain about this comment
78. At 1:38pm on 23 Jul 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
"Look, think yourselves lucky. If you were at Longleat, we'd be Lions and you'd be lunch"

Complain about this comment
79. At 1:38pm on 23 Jul 2009, Pendragon wrote:
We're in luck, Daphne - there's a sign there saying "Thiz Way to the Spair Car Partz and Clothez Shop"

Complain about this comment
80. At 1:39pm on 23 Jul 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Out(erwear) of Africa

Complain about this comment
81. At 1:40pm on 23 Jul 2009, sleepingal1979 wrote:
Ah, undies for my monkey nuts

Complain about this comment
82. At 1:40pm on 23 Jul 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
We're looking for Jane...

Complain about this comment
83. At 1:41pm on 23 Jul 2009, Pendragon wrote:
The new PG Tips advert shows baboons trying to make some tea, and having to look for two cups

Complain about this comment
84. At 1:41pm on 23 Jul 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
Careful, lads. If that Naomi Campbell IS hiding in there, tearing her clothes off will only make her more angry...

Complain about this comment
85. At 1:42pm on 23 Jul 2009, MeFromTheUniverse wrote:
TL Baboon - "Aw no lads, we've broken their wing mirror off. You think they'll notice?"

BL Babbon - "Forget that, come and see how funny looking they are."

Complain about this comment
86. At 1:43pm on 23 Jul 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
36D? Who's she kidding? Well at least she won't be short of a tissue or two.

Complain about this comment
87. At 1:43pm on 23 Jul 2009, Mr Snoozy wrote:
Critics say that additional training allowances for baggage handlers at Heathrow could have been better spent...

Complain about this comment
88. At 1:45pm on 23 Jul 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
Oi 'Arry, it just occurred to me, remember when you had that goldfish?

Complain about this comment
89. At 1:45pm on 23 Jul 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
This one's for Cheetah!

Complain about this comment
90. At 1:45pm on 23 Jul 2009, Mr Snoozy wrote:
Forget the dirty washing guys, I can see a Tom Tom. Get Jumbo over here!

Complain about this comment
91. At 1:47pm on 23 Jul 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Hey, what are you going to do for a face when I want my bum back?

Complain about this comment
92. At 1:47pm on 23 Jul 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
Keep on looking. It's a Jean-Paul Gaultier yellow A-line dress, with cutaway shoulders and a cute banana motif at the collar I'm after...

Complain about this comment
93. At 1:49pm on 23 Jul 2009, Mr Snoozy wrote:
I'm not sure Direct Line are going to believe this, but the Rhino did admit liability before sending lawyers in..

Complain about this comment
94. At 1:52pm on 23 Jul 2009, MeFromTheUniverse wrote:
"I'm confused. I thought you said it was another nine miles until we reached Liverpool."

Complain about this comment
95. At 1:52pm on 23 Jul 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
Someone pass me a crowbar, the stuff they are wearing is better than this tat.

Complain about this comment
96. At 1:53pm on 23 Jul 2009, Dragndrop wrote:
Hey in there! Where are the changing rooms?

Complain about this comment
97. At 1:54pm on 23 Jul 2009, Dragndrop wrote:
Next!

Complain about this comment
98. At 1:56pm on 23 Jul 2009, hitbarker wrote:
Madagascar 3: Escape from Knowsley

Complain about this comment
99. At 1:56pm on 23 Jul 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Darling, tell me you can see monkeys wearing your clothes, otherwise I'm having another acid flashback.

Complain about this comment
100. At 1:56pm on 23 Jul 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
Even the baboons knew that red & green should never be seen

Complain about this comment
101. At 1:57pm on 23 Jul 2009, KP_lcfcFan wrote:
Living in a zoo: Free
Enjoying the great outdoors: Free
Being pictured on BBC with a bra in hand: Priceless

Complain about this comment
102. At 1:58pm on 23 Jul 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Monkey sees, monkey does......

Complain about this comment
103. At 1:58pm on 23 Jul 2009, KP_lcfcFan wrote:
Loot my pretties, loot!!!

Complain about this comment
104. At 1:58pm on 23 Jul 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Who's the monkey in the middle now, eh?

Complain about this comment
105. At 2:00pm on 23 Jul 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
We're accessorising our collection of windscreen wipers, you see...

Complain about this comment
106. At 2:01pm on 23 Jul 2009, KP_lcfcFan wrote:
Well...if the monkeys won't come to the jumble sale...

Complain about this comment
107. At 2:03pm on 23 Jul 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Give a monkey a bra and you support him for a day, but teach him to coordinate his fashion ensemble...

Complain about this comment
108. At 2:03pm on 23 Jul 2009, omnipotent wrote:
The cause of Terminal 5's baggage problems revealed.

Complain about this comment
109. At 2:04pm on 23 Jul 2009, Fi-Glos wrote:
At last, a designer coconut holder!

Complain about this comment
110. At 2:04pm on 23 Jul 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
I see someone's trying to make a mountain out of a molehill.

Complain about this comment
111. At 2:06pm on 23 Jul 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
It's a storm on a D-cup

Complain about this comment
112. At 2:06pm on 23 Jul 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
"Gerald, I think the man at the roof rack centre was a bit deaf. I said MAROON on top..."

Complain about this comment
113. At 2:07pm on 23 Jul 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
"...and what's wrong with brown?"

Complain about this comment
114. At 2:09pm on 23 Jul 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
I don't think even Gok Wan could do much with this lot

Complain about this comment
115. At 2:10pm on 23 Jul 2009, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Disembarking at Calais, the Rooney family realise they have packed the passports.

Complain about this comment
116. At 2:10pm on 23 Jul 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Come on, let's get a bit of style - do you all want to be Old World monkeys for the rest of your lives?

Complain about this comment
117. At 2:11pm on 23 Jul 2009, bmerren wrote:
Ooh Bee Doo I want a bra like you-oo-oo!

Complain about this comment
118. At 2:11pm on 23 Jul 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
The next step in evolution: fashion sense

Complain about this comment
119. At 2:12pm on 23 Jul 2009, bmerren wrote:
"Stop humaning about..."

Complain about this comment
120. At 2:13pm on 23 Jul 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Does my bum look red in this?

Complain about this comment
121. At 2:15pm on 23 Jul 2009, Fi-Glos wrote:
Brown shirt?
Check.
Tweed jacket?
Check.
Bow tie?
Check.
Turn-ups?
Check.
The new tardis is a maroon hatchback!

Complain about this comment
122. At 2:16pm on 23 Jul 2009, bmerren wrote:
I can put me baboobs in it!

Complain about this comment
123. At 2:20pm on 23 Jul 2009, jarlaberg wrote:
"Perfect,a Hammock for the garden!"

Complain about this comment
124. At 2:21pm on 23 Jul 2009, Tom Webb wrote:
"Guys, check her out, the bra says she's a 34 DD!"

Complain about this comment
125. At 2:23pm on 23 Jul 2009, Noel wrote:
Little known safari park "astonished" by publicity-generating "accident".

Complain about this comment
126. At 2:25pm on 23 Jul 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Excuse me, Sir, but did you pack this box yourself?

Complain about this comment
127. At 2:27pm on 23 Jul 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
No, its another false alarm, no beer in this one either..

Complain about this comment
128. At 2:28pm on 23 Jul 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
I don't get it - the Warden was so positive there were bananas in his mother-in-law's roof-box

Complain about this comment
129. At 2:28pm on 23 Jul 2009, DiceManCometh wrote:
Safety tests are almost complete for the new Primark sale season.

Complain about this comment
130. At 2:29pm on 23 Jul 2009, DiceManCometh wrote:
Driver worried about scratch marks to his new car

Complain about this comment
131. At 2:30pm on 23 Jul 2009, DavidDeeMoz wrote:
"This one's got the twin-cam turbo-charged direct injection diesel and the close-ratio double clutch sequential gearbox. You could tell that from the badge if you hadn't eaten it".

Complain about this comment
132. At 2:31pm on 23 Jul 2009, DiceManCometh wrote:
"Drug finding baboons to replace sniffer dogs" a police source says

Complain about this comment
133. At 2:33pm on 23 Jul 2009, DiceManCometh wrote:
Public cry out for new Anti-Social Baboon Order

Complain about this comment
134. At 2:34pm on 23 Jul 2009, DiceManCometh wrote:
Bafoons watch on helpless as baboons steal their belongings

Complain about this comment
135. At 2:40pm on 23 Jul 2009, jarlaberg wrote:
This Troop had a struggle reconstructing the Iwa Jima flag rasing.

Complain about this comment
136. At 2:45pm on 23 Jul 2009, Tonyhannon22 wrote:
"While the challenges on Big Brother were getting easier - the contestants weren't getting any smarter."

Complain about this comment
137. At 2:48pm on 23 Jul 2009, Tonyhannon22 wrote:
"C'mon boys hurry up - we have pick caption competition winners after this!"

- That was just a joke lads. Have been desperate for kudos for weeks. rogueslr @ 1.04pm - that was brilliant.

Complain about this comment
138. At 2:51pm on 23 Jul 2009, virtualfang wrote:
Oh hesus, this comments going to be removed because it broke house rules

Complain about this comment
139. At 2:52pm on 23 Jul 2009, virtualfang wrote:
The Kentucky Border patrol searching for illeagal material on Darwinism

Complain about this comment
140. At 2:54pm on 23 Jul 2009, virtualfang wrote:
Now Andrew's cancelled 'The search for Dorothy', the flying monkeys took a summer job at a theme park

Complain about this comment
141. At 2:57pm on 23 Jul 2009, daisydaisygive wrote:
MP's prepare for their 82 day summer holiday.

Complain about this comment
142. At 2:57pm on 23 Jul 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
It's all to do with the Survival of the Fittest - and our Debbie's sure going to look fit in this little outfit

Complain about this comment
143. At 2:57pm on 23 Jul 2009, virtualfang wrote:
Well they certainly dont get their clothes whiter than white do they?

Complain about this comment
144. At 3:00pm on 23 Jul 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Well, yes, it is unusual ... especially since this is Reading High Street

Complain about this comment
145. At 3:00pm on 23 Jul 2009, daisydaisygive wrote:
A blizzard of bad news was slipped out along with dirty washing by the Government on Monday - as MPs prepare for their 82-day summer holiday.

It included the worst slump in tax revenues since the 1920s and a fetching pair of pyjama bottoms.

Complain about this comment
146. At 3:00pm on 23 Jul 2009, virtualfang wrote:
Rule Britannia, 4 monkeys on a car,
wide eyed one cried, 'I'm gonna' wear this bra'?

Complain about this comment
147. At 3:01pm on 23 Jul 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Come on chaps, look out for a little Volkswagen with the number 53 - apparently, he goes bananas

Complain about this comment
148. At 3:03pm on 23 Jul 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Come on, it's for charity - we have to beat the record of 123 monkeys on one roof-box

Complain about this comment
149. At 3:04pm on 23 Jul 2009, grazvalentine wrote:
Sorry Madam, I'm afraid the organ grinder is currently unavailable.

Complain about this comment
150. At 3:06pm on 23 Jul 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
They're a bit damp, but we can put them out to dry on the clothes lion

Complain about this comment
151. At 3:08pm on 23 Jul 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Every time it's either the corkscrew or the bottle opener....

Complain about this comment
152. At 3:10pm on 23 Jul 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
You were thinking of donating your clothes to some African charity? Why not cut out the middleman?

Complain about this comment
153. At 3:11pm on 23 Jul 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
(correction) Every time it's either the corkscrew or the tin opener....

Complain about this comment
154. At 3:13pm on 23 Jul 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
'Clean yer windows sir?'

Complain about this comment
155. At 3:16pm on 23 Jul 2009, grazvalentine wrote:
Okay dear, next time they ask I will let them clean the windscreen.

Complain about this comment
156. At 3:16pm on 23 Jul 2009, Nouman_a wrote:
New Airport security?

Complain about this comment
157. At 3:16pm on 23 Jul 2009, DiceManCometh wrote:
Parents regret leaving their little monkeys to go on holiday... especially since all they brought them was a packet of French sweets from the ferry duty free.

Complain about this comment
158. At 3:21pm on 23 Jul 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Well, I know a species that's heading for extinction.

Complain about this comment
159. At 3:26pm on 23 Jul 2009, JoviAli wrote:
Do you have this one in black? White is just not my colour, dahling

Complain about this comment
160. At 3:36pm on 23 Jul 2009, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
"To be honest, most of us are just trying to scratch a living, but Derek [bottom left] seems to get a real kick out of it."

Complain about this comment
161. At 3:41pm on 23 Jul 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Primates take full advantage of local prejudice towards Staffy owners with a penchant for tracksuits and hoop earrings.

Complain about this comment
162. At 3:44pm on 23 Jul 2009, ADasein wrote:
All sectors definitely geared up for the World Cup.

Complain about this comment
163. At 3:51pm on 23 Jul 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
What are you looking for?

My catapult - I've just seen Ben Fogle.

Complain about this comment
164. At 3:53pm on 23 Jul 2009, gm_coates wrote:
Shopping at Primate

Complain about this comment
165. At 3:54pm on 23 Jul 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
These clothes need pressing - thank goodness we've seen the Irons of Longleat

Complain about this comment
166. At 3:55pm on 23 Jul 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
You got the five sixteenths allen key? We'll have this whole box off before they notice.

Complain about this comment
167. At 3:56pm on 23 Jul 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
"I said we should try primal scream therapy, dear, not primate!"

Complain about this comment
168. At 3:57pm on 23 Jul 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
The poster for the chimps tea party said small baps. I'd say these were pretty substantial.

Complain about this comment
169. At 4:00pm on 23 Jul 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
Bananas? Actually, I was hoping to find an Apple Mac.

Complain about this comment
170. At 4:01pm on 23 Jul 2009, will_ldn wrote:
Bananarama reunion tour hits hiatus after typo on promotional poster.

Complain about this comment
171. At 4:06pm on 23 Jul 2009, Graham wrote:
I wanna be hu-hu-human too

Complain about this comment
172. At 4:07pm on 23 Jul 2009, funkyhorn wrote:
David Attenborough: "The Baboon - the family Cercopithecidae, especially of the genus Papio or Chaeropithecus and related genera, characterized by an elongated, doglike muzzle, and bare calluses on the buttocks. In this case, surrounded by monkeys from the local safari park".

Complain about this comment
173. At 4:12pm on 23 Jul 2009, nadine7346 wrote:
"They are supposed to be sharing 94% of their jeans with us!"

Complain about this comment
174. At 4:13pm on 23 Jul 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
This Public Information film shows how the Government's new scrappage scheme will work

Complain about this comment
175. At 4:14pm on 23 Jul 2009, nadine7346 wrote:
If one of them let's go of that bra, we'll have a severe case of "monkey flew".

Complain about this comment
176. At 4:15pm on 23 Jul 2009, Steele Hawker wrote:
And here we see a family of baboons charmingly at play on an old car, showing off their dexterity and prehensile skills as they ... hang on, that's my ruddy car they're on. Where's my gun?

Complain about this comment
177. At 4:17pm on 23 Jul 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Warden Derek Rigby was later sacked for sticking pictures of bananas on visitors' roof-boxes

Complain about this comment
178. At 4:22pm on 23 Jul 2009, nadine7346 wrote:
"Knowsley breaks roofboxes" just isn't as catchy....

Complain about this comment
179. At 4:23pm on 23 Jul 2009, haggis1876 wrote:

When moderators attack!

Complain about this comment
180. At 4:23pm on 23 Jul 2009, funkyhorn wrote:
Proof that the army needs more helicopters!

Complain about this comment
181. At 4:28pm on 23 Jul 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Labour costs saving strategy criticised at Halfords.

Complain about this comment
182. At 4:28pm on 23 Jul 2009, Lou01753 wrote:
Where are the Bananas? He said he had defiantly packed his banana hammocks!!

Complain about this comment
183. At 4:29pm on 23 Jul 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
The monkeys were only trying to emulate the new Toyota advert by taking the wraps off the car

Complain about this comment
184. At 4:29pm on 23 Jul 2009, WeezleRox wrote:
Ok lads, we'll distract the driver and passenger whilst the rest of you fill the roof box with all these old clothes......

Complain about this comment
185. At 4:30pm on 23 Jul 2009, SarahD wrote:
I tell you, since the recession started the quality of pickings has just plummeted.

Complain about this comment
186. At 4:30pm on 23 Jul 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
OK, who's got the can-opener?

Complain about this comment
187. At 4:32pm on 23 Jul 2009, SarahD wrote:
The first day of the Knowsley Safari Sale was always the same.

Complain about this comment
188. At 4:33pm on 23 Jul 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
This way we don't have to push plastic bags through letterboxes whilst claiming to be a charitable organisation.

Complain about this comment
189. At 4:36pm on 23 Jul 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Count yerself lucky! You should see what we do to the yellow cars!

Complain about this comment
190. At 4:39pm on 23 Jul 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
It was fair to say that See, Hear and Speak had been well and truly led astray.

Complain about this comment
191. At 4:40pm on 23 Jul 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Look at the CDs; Arctic Monkeys, Blow Monkeys, Monkees, Gorillaz - is that for the tourists or do you think they know we can read?

Complain about this comment
192. At 4:44pm on 23 Jul 2009, MediaCat wrote:
Chimp My Ride!

Complain about this comment
193. At 4:44pm on 23 Jul 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
Trooping the colours

Complain about this comment
194. At 4:44pm on 23 Jul 2009, BeckySnow wrote:

Grease monkeys

Complain about this comment
195. At 4:47pm on 23 Jul 2009, Spockter Doc wrote:
Monkey1: "Man I hate it when they put glue on the outside of their cars."

Complain about this comment
196. At 4:48pm on 23 Jul 2009, WeezleRox wrote:
The FIA scrutineers were suspicious of the new aero package Ferrari had fitted to their Formula 1 car

Complain about this comment
197. At 4:52pm on 23 Jul 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
Over-crowding on the school run

Complain about this comment
198. At 4:54pm on 23 Jul 2009, virtualfang wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
199. At 4:55pm on 23 Jul 2009, virtualfang wrote:
What no coffee, don't you know we're cappuchino monkeys?

Complain about this comment
200. At 4:57pm on 23 Jul 2009, virtualfang wrote:

We'll teach these damn Creationists as lesson they won't forget!!!!

Complain about this comment
201. At 4:59pm on 23 Jul 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Small baboon pulling at bra: "Since when has a prehensile tail and opposable thumbs EVER been an excuse for not having fashion sense?!"

Complain about this comment
202. At 5:01pm on 23 Jul 2009, BeckySnow wrote:

Ba Ba Boon!

(Renault can't afford Thierry Henry anymore)

Complain about this comment
203. At 5:01pm on 23 Jul 2009, funkyhorn wrote:
Wardrobe malfunction?

Complain about this comment
204. At 5:02pm on 23 Jul 2009, Jethromope wrote:
Trust your father to pack his jacket with the car keys in the pocket !

Complain about this comment
205. At 5:12pm on 23 Jul 2009, Ruaraidh Gillies wrote:
Ryanair unveil their new budget-priced check-in service.

Complain about this comment
206. At 5:17pm on 23 Jul 2009, ADasein wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
207. At 5:19pm on 23 Jul 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Take all these rags and let's give a good polish ... I'd go a bit more gently with the emery-paper for the doors though, Zaius

Complain about this comment
208. At 5:22pm on 23 Jul 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Thank goodness we didn't wash anything before we packed for the holiday

Complain about this comment
209. At 5:25pm on 23 Jul 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
It's just the usual rubbish clothes - when are the Beckhams going to drive through Knowsley Safari Park with a roof-box?

Complain about this comment
210. At 5:25pm on 23 Jul 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
Right lads, that's the cups sorted out, now where did I pack the teabags?

Complain about this comment
211. At 5:26pm on 23 Jul 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
Can you ask Kong to wait just a little bit longer before he crushes the car?

Complain about this comment
212. At 5:28pm on 23 Jul 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
Customs and Excise in Dover reveal their new weapon against illegal immigrants demonstrating that there is nowhere left to hide

Complain about this comment
213. At 5:29pm on 23 Jul 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
If this isn't a staged photograph, the car and clothing gives some indication of the quality of clientele Knowsley Safari Park attracts

Complain about this comment
214. At 5:38pm on 23 Jul 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
'Unt here we see ze monkey, and ze bra'

Complain about this comment
215. At 5:44pm on 23 Jul 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
Tails of the unexpected

Complain about this comment
216. At 5:44pm on 23 Jul 2009, peter68 wrote:
The Johnsons regretted making fun of the baboon's backsides

Complain about this comment
217. At 5:49pm on 23 Jul 2009, peter68 wrote:
The Knowsley massive, showed what they thought of Man Utd fans

Complain about this comment
218. At 5:51pm on 23 Jul 2009, peter68 wrote:
'Calm down, calm down!' did not go down well with the locals

Complain about this comment
219. At 5:55pm on 23 Jul 2009, peter68 wrote:
My mate, primate?

Complain about this comment
220. At 6:11pm on 23 Jul 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
Help! I've got a monkey on my rack!

Complain about this comment
221. At 6:20pm on 23 Jul 2009, clareeH wrote:
Ah - I think I've just spotted the matching knickers!

Complain about this comment
222. At 6:33pm on 23 Jul 2009, Nick Fowler wrote:
An archive photograph of the unveiling of the latest model from MG Rover at the 2007 Nairobi Motor Show gives some idea of what went wrong with the company

Complain about this comment
223. At 7:26pm on 23 Jul 2009, littleDickie wrote:
" 'Ere Bert, I just flashed that woman in the teal shirt..."

Complain about this comment
224. At 7:28pm on 23 Jul 2009, littleDickie wrote:
" They can't reverse, the side-mirror has a malfunction..."

Complain about this comment
225. At 8:35pm on 23 Jul 2009, jollyjb123jb wrote:
Launderette? You definitely said marmoset.

Complain about this comment
226. At 8:51pm on 23 Jul 2009, Hilaryros wrote:
Wha-hey, we're the Monkees!

Complain about this comment
227. At 8:52pm on 23 Jul 2009, Hilaryros wrote:
'Cos United breaks your bras

Complain about this comment
228. At 8:53pm on 23 Jul 2009, Hilaryros wrote:
They'll go ape when they find what we've done

Complain about this comment
229. At 8:54pm on 23 Jul 2009, Hilaryros wrote:
No wonder they call him 'Stig of the Dump'

Complain about this comment
230. At 8:55pm on 23 Jul 2009, rockhulley wrote:
"Just another normal day at at the January Sales."

Complain about this comment
231. At 9:57pm on 23 Jul 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Wayne Rooney's cousins were determined to give him the traditional send-off from his wedding reception.

Complain about this comment
232. At 9:58pm on 23 Jul 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
I think that's enough waxing, lads. We'd better start the polishing.

Complain about this comment
233. At 10:01pm on 23 Jul 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Hey, look at this - we could carry two coconuts at once.

Complain about this comment
234. At 10:04pm on 23 Jul 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Yes Gerald, I agree that it's unacceptable behaviour, but maybe you were a trifle terse with the way you told them you didn't want your windscreen washed.

Complain about this comment
235. At 10:15pm on 23 Jul 2009, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Hold on a minute, this underwear has been worn - this is Gibbon work.

Complain about this comment
236. At 10:20pm on 23 Jul 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Dorothy was having that dream again...

Complain about this comment
237. At 10:21pm on 23 Jul 2009, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Last time I ask for the service wash.

Complain about this comment
238. At 10:26pm on 23 Jul 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Clothes captured for the wearing impaired

Complain about this comment
239. At 10:27pm on 23 Jul 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
These aren't just any monkeys, Madam, they are specially trained to locate parachute knickers

Complain about this comment
240. At 10:32pm on 23 Jul 2009, Robby76 wrote:
- "Anything good up there?"
- "Nah, it's pants."

Complain about this comment
241. At 10:34pm on 23 Jul 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Ever wonder what happens when you miss the last train to Clarksville?

Complain about this comment
242. At 10:35pm on 23 Jul 2009, Robby76 wrote:
Oi, you lot, out. You're bra-ed.

Complain about this comment
243. At 10:43pm on 23 Jul 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
I think there was some misunderstanding here, Sir. You thought you had signed up for valet parking, whereas in fact the service we offer is for VAlLEY parking. We just roll them over and over down the hill into the bottom of the valley. Sorry about that, Sir.

Complain about this comment
244. At 10:44pm on 23 Jul 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
I think there was some misunderstanding here, Sir. You thought you had signed up for valet parking, whereas in fact the service we offer is for VALLEY parking. We just roll them over and over down the hill into the bottom of the valley. Sorry about that, Sir.

(And sorry about the typo.)

Complain about this comment
245. At 10:45pm on 23 Jul 2009, rogueslr wrote:
"Objects in the mirror may appear bigger than their actual size", which certainly applies to your bra Doreen.

Complain about this comment
246. At 10:45pm on 23 Jul 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
I think I've located the problem with your engine, Sir. Your fan-belt's got lumps in it.

Complain about this comment
247. At 11:24pm on 23 Jul 2009, MeFromTheUniverse wrote:
Mama Mirabelle's Home Movies - The Outtakes!

Complain about this comment
248. At 11:33pm on 23 Jul 2009, Ruthstabb wrote:
Do you think they will recognize us after we put these disguise costumes on?

Complain about this comment
249. At 11:39pm on 23 Jul 2009, Ruthstabb wrote:
The invitation to the party meant there was a frantic rush to the 'first come first served' clothes shop, car optional.

Complain about this comment
250. At 11:45pm on 23 Jul 2009, Ruthstabb wrote:
Training the future car salesman. 'Note lads, there is rust here a scratch there and there, now buff it out using these 'cloths' and sell it top price as a good runner, ok?'

Complain about this comment
251. At 11:53pm on 23 Jul 2009, Ruthstabb wrote:
This was no family outing anymore, the children were being complete little monkeys.

Complain about this comment
252. At 11:54pm on 23 Jul 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Defensive driving skills #143: If you see a band of curious baboons, go the other way

Complain about this comment
253. At 00:32am on 24 Jul 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
Boob-boons

Complain about this comment
254. At 00:38am on 24 Jul 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
"Ooooooh. I think that wing-mirror is a fail."

The AAs new recession-beating cheap MOT service gets off to a bad start.

Complain about this comment
255. At 00:45am on 24 Jul 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
Bubbles's relatives assist with the raid of Michael's doctor.

Complain about this comment
256. At 00:46am on 24 Jul 2009, littleDickie wrote:
We're looking for the Sham-Wow's...

Complain about this comment
257. At 00:47am on 24 Jul 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
"The monkeys are the least of our worries. I think I left the iron on."

Complain about this comment
258. At 00:50am on 24 Jul 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"Well, for one thing this Tata doesn't have the full fashioned sheen..."

Complain about this comment
259. At 00:52am on 24 Jul 2009, littleDickie wrote:
Ryanair at Stanstead get their packing instructions from this video...

Complain about this comment
260. At 01:12am on 24 Jul 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
The "Knowsley Four's" break-out plan was going well. Whilst George distracted the occupants by exposing himself, Rodney, Fred and Albert emptied the luggage rack to make space for themselves.

Complain about this comment
261. At 06:29am on 24 Jul 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Think yourselves lucky it's the elephants' day off and they haven't made a trunk call.

Complain about this comment
262. At 07:12am on 24 Jul 2009, peter68 wrote:
The final throes of the car scrappage policy

Complain about this comment
263. At 07:15am on 24 Jul 2009, peter68 wrote:
Davy Jones couldn't remember any more Monkee's lyrics, so they felt this was a quicker earner

Complain about this comment
264. At 07:16am on 24 Jul 2009, peter68 wrote:
You'll put the bra back Gerald when you see the state of the owner

Complain about this comment
265. At 07:17am on 24 Jul 2009, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
266. At 07:18am on 24 Jul 2009, peter68 wrote:
Gok Wans team reacted harshly to the Johnson's choice of clothes

Complain about this comment
267. At 07:20am on 24 Jul 2009, maroonnomdeplume wrote:
Dave Caroll couldn't believe what rotton luck he'd been having with baggage handlers recently. Still he mused whilst booting up his laptop, looking on the bright side, bra does rhyme nicely with guitar...

Complain about this comment
268. At 08:30am on 24 Jul 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Errr...Frank, when you said we were going to visit distant relatives..."

Complain about this comment
269. At 08:47am on 24 Jul 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
Now that's something you don't see on the M25 everyday of the week, I can't wait to hear this on the Traffic Updates.

Complain about this comment
270. At 08:48am on 24 Jul 2009, groundhog44 wrote:
Terminal 5's new baggage handlers are put through their paces.

Complain about this comment
271. At 08:51am on 24 Jul 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Yeah, needs a bit of work luv and a paint job....I'll give ya a monkey for it."

Complain about this comment
272. At 08:53am on 24 Jul 2009, phillymaus wrote:
I said red "fire", not "attire".

Complain about this comment
273. At 08:54am on 24 Jul 2009, groundhog44 wrote:
Do you think mt bum will look big in this?

Complain about this comment
274. At 08:55am on 24 Jul 2009, jollyjb123jb wrote:
RARE BREED? They will be when I get my hands on them.

Complain about this comment
275. At 08:55am on 24 Jul 2009, groundhog44 wrote:
#273 should have been 'my'

Complain about this comment
276. At 08:58am on 24 Jul 2009, jollyjb123jb wrote:
Yeah we wash anything. Your car, your clothes, your face!

Complain about this comment
277. At 09:00am on 24 Jul 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"Well, errrrr...you sure that's not your bra, Doris?"

Complain about this comment
278. At 09:03am on 24 Jul 2009, phillymaus wrote:
Carbaboon Footprints

Complain about this comment
279. At 09:05am on 24 Jul 2009, beachcred wrote:
Behind the scenes a London Zoo's new combined car wash and laundry service...

Complain about this comment
280. At 09:09am on 24 Jul 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Whayhey!! NOW we can go bungee jumping!

Complain about this comment
281. At 09:10am on 24 Jul 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
"Sorry luv, the wing mirror is a fail and there's a big problem with your "gear" box".

Complain about this comment
282. At 09:19am on 24 Jul 2009, Prisoner_61259 wrote:
Mohamed Fayed claims proof Diana was murdered by monkeys trained in Royal Estates

Complain about this comment
283. At 09:29am on 24 Jul 2009, beachcred wrote:
An elite troop of Baboons at the PG Tips safari park training centre learn how to dismantle a car, dress up in the owners clothes and pretend drink a cup of tea in the space of 30 seconds.

Complain about this comment
284. At 09:38am on 24 Jul 2009, kgar1952 wrote:
Sorry Mum I don't think this bra is your size

Complain about this comment
285. At 09:40am on 24 Jul 2009, Cairngorm McWomble wrote:
Right everyone, hold that pose this one's for the Banksy mural!

Complain about this comment
286. At 09:41am on 24 Jul 2009, ADasein wrote:
Baboontoo? It's a myth.

Complain about this comment
287. At 09:43am on 24 Jul 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Top Gear gets a fourth presenter.

Complain about this comment
288. At 09:49am on 24 Jul 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
And you thought global warming only meant a few more migrating mosquitoes.

Complain about this comment
289. At 09:51am on 24 Jul 2009, grebehead wrote:
Waiting in the queue for the Safari Fashion Awards, the Smith family discover it's a jungle out there.

Complain about this comment
290. At 09:51am on 24 Jul 2009, Mersonwastheperson wrote:
"The PG Tips are in there you idiots!"

Complain about this comment
291. At 09:54am on 24 Jul 2009, generalhague wrote:
This white thing is top gear isn't it?

Complain about this comment
292. At 09:58am on 24 Jul 2009, Merkofk wrote:
The Antics Roadshow

Complain about this comment
293. At 10:06am on 24 Jul 2009, beachcred wrote:
Following the success of the Spanish foreign minister's visit to Gibralter, the reciprocal visit to Madrid had gone less well...

Complain about this comment
294. At 10:07am on 24 Jul 2009, tomJc1 wrote:
Steve and the boys got a little over-excited on the opening day of the new Primari Park.

Complain about this comment
295. At 10:08am on 24 Jul 2009, BenW1978 wrote:
The Select Committee on transport is once again full of monkeys.

Complain about this comment
296. At 10:09am on 24 Jul 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
Damian Hurst's latest offering was bazaar, even by his standards.

Complain about this comment
297. At 10:17am on 24 Jul 2009, Nick_Church wrote:
Trained Rescue Baboons help trapped stripper

Complain about this comment
298. At 10:27am on 24 Jul 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
Ze-bra crossing

Complain about this comment
299. At 10:32am on 24 Jul 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
The count in Norwich North gets underway. Early reports say the Greens arent doing well, but the Reds, the Whites and the Purples are showing gains..

Complain about this comment
300. At 10:32am on 24 Jul 2009, MUZLER wrote:
Does my bum look big in this dear?

Complain about this comment
301. At 10:33am on 24 Jul 2009, fandango2 wrote:
"Oh no, it's one of those human life documentaries again. What's on the other side?"

Complain about this comment
302. At 10:33am on 24 Jul 2009, MUZLER wrote:
My wife will go ape when she finds out!!

Complain about this comment
303. At 10:35am on 24 Jul 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Revenge in the car park at Huntingdon Life Sciences.

Complain about this comment
304. At 10:37am on 24 Jul 2009, Hilaryros wrote:
"So THAT's what they look like without their fur!"

Complain about this comment
305. At 10:41am on 24 Jul 2009, ADasein wrote:
Baboontu: we car because you car.

Complain about this comment
306. At 10:42am on 24 Jul 2009, jellyba wrote:
bra and nick-ers

Complain about this comment
307. At 10:42am on 24 Jul 2009, jellyba wrote:
Marks and Sparks sale

Complain about this comment
308. At 10:43am on 24 Jul 2009, jellyba wrote:
what BA don't explain about lost luggage

Complain about this comment
309. At 10:49am on 24 Jul 2009, NotMeHonest wrote:
BBC lap up cheap PR stunt - shocker!

Complain about this comment
310. At 10:51am on 24 Jul 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
Apart from the heat, the sand, the flies and the terrain, the Paris-Dakar ralley had it's own unique problems to contend with.

Complain about this comment
311. At 10:52am on 24 Jul 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
Apart from the heat, the sand, the flies and the terrain, the Paris-Dakar rally had it's own unique problems to contend with.

Correction

Complain about this comment
312. At 10:57am on 24 Jul 2009, CraigBellamyIsMyHero wrote:
Not Content with smashing up Passenger's guitars, staff at Chigago's O'Hair Airport moved on to raiding Katie Price's washing basket.

Complain about this comment
313. At 11:01am on 24 Jul 2009, Northern_Simon wrote:
Complaints were being made about HM Custom's over zealous new sniffer monkeys.

Complain about this comment
314. At 11:03am on 24 Jul 2009, chappers009 wrote:
Given and infinite number of monkeys and an infinite amount of time, Trinny and Susannah will get it right eventually!

Complain about this comment
315. At 11:03am on 24 Jul 2009, fandango2 wrote:
"I told you, Doris - we should have gone to the pencil museum."

Complain about this comment
316. At 11:08am on 24 Jul 2009, chappers009 wrote:
"Did you pack this bag yourself Sir? Noone could have interfered with it since you packed it? You're not carrying any creams, gels or sharp objects?"

Complain about this comment
317. At 11:09am on 24 Jul 2009, DerekH wrote:
"Gibbon take"

Complain about this comment
318. At 11:10am on 24 Jul 2009, Northern_Simon wrote:
The Knowsley Safari Park hand car wash was not a great success.

Complain about this comment
319. At 11:10am on 24 Jul 2009, fandango2 wrote:
"Sat nav, cruise control AND underwear storage. The car really has evolved."

Complain about this comment
320. At 11:14am on 24 Jul 2009, Scoutysue wrote:
Thanks MTV for Chimping my ride!!!

Complain about this comment
321. At 11:17am on 24 Jul 2009, fandango2 wrote:
After just two days of filming, Chris Moyles begins to regret appearing on 'Who Do You Think You Are?'.

Complain about this comment
322. At 11:24am on 24 Jul 2009, SpringChicky wrote:
They might have read the latest Mary Portas book, but they were still a bit iffy on what a shop actually looked like......

Complain about this comment
323. At 11:28am on 24 Jul 2009, SpringChicky wrote:
The first day of filming of the new urbanised version of the Jungle Book had started extremely well.

Complain about this comment
324. At 11:31am on 24 Jul 2009, SpringChicky wrote:
Oh oobee do,
I wanna be like you,
I wanna walk like you,
dress like you...

Complain about this comment
325. At 11:40am on 24 Jul 2009, Prenton Park life wrote:
Oh no! Look what scousers have done to this car! Quick lads, lets help them pack their clothes away.

Complain about this comment
326. At 11:40am on 24 Jul 2009, Ghostfish_Music wrote:
In a last ditch effort to catch Jenson Button, Ferrari unveil their new pit crew!

Complain about this comment
327. At 11:57am on 24 Jul 2009, HobbesBobbes wrote:
There's not much left, the Meer cats are away with all the smoking jackets.

Complain about this comment
328. At 11:58am on 24 Jul 2009, grebehead wrote:
As the monkeys rummaged amongst her lingerie, Audrey shrank down in her seat, praying to the heavens she hadn't packed anything banana flavoured...

Complain about this comment
329. At 12:01pm on 24 Jul 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Dress rehearsals for the managing director's farewell drive-through were going swimmingly, thought the staff

Complain about this comment
330. At 12:10pm on 24 Jul 2009, david regan wrote:
Right lads, who's first for the blindfold!

Complain about this comment
331. At 12:11pm on 24 Jul 2009, david regan wrote:
Oh my!! She's going ape in there!!
Mind you, have you seen these clothes!

Complain about this comment
332. At 12:13pm on 24 Jul 2009, generalhague wrote:
Viewers find it hard to spot the difference with the new presenters of Undress the Nation.

Complain about this comment
333. At 12:14pm on 24 Jul 2009, david regan wrote:
Big baboon: "How's it going lads?"
Others: "Safari so good!"

Complain about this comment
334. At 12:15pm on 24 Jul 2009, iansessford wrote:
The Alpha-Male shows why he`s No.1 by demonstrating his `open the bra with one hand` technique.

Complain about this comment
335. At 12:17pm on 24 Jul 2009, david regan wrote:
The kid in the back just said that we're taking something her mother uses to cover her baboons!

Complain about this comment
336. At 12:20pm on 24 Jul 2009, david regan wrote:
When your uncle Bubbles said he was sending some clothes over from the States, I thought there might have been some white socks and gloves in there!

Complain about this comment
337. At 12:21pm on 24 Jul 2009, david regan wrote:
Check all the pockets for cash and cards!

Complain about this comment
338. At 12:26pm on 24 Jul 2009, david regan wrote:
Bubbles checked inside the car again after he heard 'Beat It' coming from within.
But his elation soon turned to disappointment!!

Complain about this comment
339. At 12:27pm on 24 Jul 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Ah, don't they look cute with their bright red contorted faces and their cries of 'gerroff you little...'

Complain about this comment
340. At 12:28pm on 24 Jul 2009, Mal Wilkinson wrote:
Eh, eh, calm down, calm down we didn't scratch this car it was them lions.....

Complain about this comment
341. At 12:28pm on 24 Jul 2009, Ruthstabb wrote:
Quick, no time for monkying about, grab and go!

Complain about this comment
342. At 12:30pm on 24 Jul 2009, Northern_Simon wrote:
"That's not my underwear" said Stephen's wife icily.....

Complain about this comment