Weekly Bonus Question

09:15 UK time, Friday, 19 June 2009

Welcome to the Weekly Bonus Question.

Each week the news quiz 7 days 7 questions will offer an answer. You are invited to suggest what the question might have been.

Suggestions should be sent using the COMMENTS link below. And since nobody likes a smart alec, kudos will be deducted for predictability in your suggestions.

This week's answer is A WONKY JAW.

UPDATE, 1605 BST: The correct answer - what was one of the identifying marks on a cat which went missing from a vet's surgery in Cheltenham (and which the vet distributed 20,000 posters trying to find).

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1. At 09:07am on 19 Jun 2009, DougieLawson wrote:
What does my wife get after she's been yacking on the phone for too long?

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2. At 09:13am on 19 Jun 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
What's the strangest thing that any MP has claimed for?

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3. At 09:20am on 19 Jun 2009, chester_copperpott wrote:
Telling John Prescott to 'slow down on the pies' will guarantee you what?

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4. At 09:36am on 19 Jun 2009, 21gardener wrote:
What's a waj?

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5. At 09:41am on 19 Jun 2009, Ultras wrote:
Ronaldo failed a medical at Real Madrid because of...?

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6. At 09:49am on 19 Jun 2009, danbeen wrote:
Steven Spielberg told the great white shark he'd failed the audition because of what?

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7. At 09:50am on 19 Jun 2009, Phil_in_Brum wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
8. At 09:51am on 19 Jun 2009, phillymaus wrote:
What do you call a mistake on a website telling you that the comments link is below when it is in fact above?

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9. At 09:59am on 19 Jun 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
What do you call a chat with a donkey with one leg shorter than the rest?

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10. At 10:05am on 19 Jun 2009, russorange wrote:
Which mandibular disability rhymes with donkey bore?

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11. At 10:18am on 19 Jun 2009, KieranOx wrote:
What do Cherie Blair and Gordon Brown have in common?

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12. At 10:20am on 19 Jun 2009, Eutychus15 wrote:
How might a posh person say "I promise to tell you the truth"?

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13. At 10:40am on 19 Jun 2009, profoundspringy99 wrote:
13 Across: Turns out Jay won wak leading to a need for a dental visit(1, 5, 3)

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14. At 10:45am on 19 Jun 2009, lavaboarder wrote:
Sowwy, I will nowt come to wwwoork today because I hov a?
excuse for a sick day

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15. At 10:46am on 19 Jun 2009, kevinjwoods wrote:
What is Gordon browns excuse for everything he has said in the last year?

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16. At 11:25am on 19 Jun 2009, tigatim wrote:
I like Bruce Forsyth and he does not have a

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17. At 11:26am on 19 Jun 2009, cormelian wrote:
Why does Gordon Brown talk like that?

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18. At 11:27am on 19 Jun 2009, Hailsbells wrote:
What do you get if you cross a 3 legged donkey with a shark?

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19. At 11:48am on 19 Jun 2009, coolhandpaul wrote:
Where do I keep all my single keys?

In my one key jar - at the side of the door.

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20. At 12:00pm on 19 Jun 2009, fordandco wrote:
What to you get if you masticate too much?

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21. At 12:11pm on 19 Jun 2009, mikecambs wrote:
what is the only thing that gordon brown did not claim for?

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22. At 12:13pm on 19 Jun 2009, onscene wrote:
World famous Confectionary Company introduces new sweet called ...

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23. At 12:15pm on 19 Jun 2009, mol1968 wrote:
Vanessa Feltz blames weight problems on .....

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24. At 12:15pm on 19 Jun 2009, MarkeBlog wrote:
What did the stunned fly suffer from after Obama flexed his presidential muscles to give it a clean left hook this week?

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25. At 12:22pm on 19 Jun 2009, fordandco wrote:
When confronted with his latest expense claim did Gordon Brown have:

A - A straight face
B - A stiff upper lip
C - A quivering lip
D - ???

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26. At 12:26pm on 19 Jun 2009, WX1294 wrote:
Geronimo's correct postal address was Wounded Knee, but to his annoyance his letters kept being delivered to...

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27. At 12:42pm on 19 Jun 2009, irwin_winterchest wrote:
What injury prevented Earl "The Walrus" Bakowski from competing in the Louisiana clam eating championships this year?

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28. At 12:44pm on 19 Jun 2009, Clip waving and laying flags since 1979 wrote:
Ricky Hatton has one now, what is it?

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29. At 12:46pm on 19 Jun 2009, kINGSTONRAINBOW wrote:
What was the wibbly wobbly donkey's first injury?

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30. At 12:50pm on 19 Jun 2009, Preston Cater wrote:
Gordon Brown's facial tic when speaking...?

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31. At 12:50pm on 19 Jun 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
What's the number 1 reason for having your entry reffered to the moderators?

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32. At 1:04pm on 19 Jun 2009, MikeGW7ODP wrote:
What was wrong with Wonky Donkey on SM:TV live with Ant and Dec ?

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33. At 1:18pm on 19 Jun 2009, excellentmad_hatter wrote:
Why does Gordon Brown always do that at the end of sentences?

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34. At 1:27pm on 19 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
If you forget what TMJ stands for, just call it what?

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35. At 1:30pm on 19 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Haven't had a tetanus shot in years, why do ask?

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36. At 1:35pm on 19 Jun 2009, lluaph wrote:
What defective material did Samson blame for his ability to slay only 42 Philistines in a day?

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37. At 1:36pm on 19 Jun 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
Manchester Uniteds new overseas striker is called?

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38. At 1:43pm on 19 Jun 2009, TheDorfmeister wrote:
What feature of Max Mosley's face prompted the members of FOTA to propose an alternative F1 championship?

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39. At 1:57pm on 19 Jun 2009, MBoast wrote:
Gordon Brown walks into a bar and the barman says ................

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40. At 2:45pm on 19 Jun 2009, Fungus the Bogeyman wrote:
What will be the most common injury at the end of the Lion's tour to South Africa ?

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41. At 2:48pm on 19 Jun 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Who will be the next leader of North Korea? - A 'Won Ky Jaw'

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42. At 2:57pm on 19 Jun 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Why does the Ayotollah have a beard?

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43. At 2:59pm on 19 Jun 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Margaret Thatcher went into hospital with a broken arm, what did her opponent go to hospital with?

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44. At 3:02pm on 19 Jun 2009, clare_555 wrote:
Mr Willy Wonka's Umpa Lumpa employee was angry at having to take a pay cut due to the economic conditions. A scuffle ensued, and resulted in Mr Willy Wonka suffering what?

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45. At 3:28pm on 19 Jun 2009, dvdmelech wrote:
What was Lembit Opik's excuse when challenged about his 'private surgery' expenses claim.

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46. At 3:49pm on 19 Jun 2009, perfectcookiejar wrote:
What was 7 year old Yogi born with which made him look 'a bit strange'?

(I'm guessing this is to do with the dog who no one wanted?! - bit mean using a newsround report. We may act like kids but we're not really!!)

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47. At 3:52pm on 19 Jun 2009, tricialibrarian wrote:
What genetic cancerous condition is endangering the Tasmanian Devil/

What genetic cancer-causing conditino could cause the extinctioni of the Tasmanian Devil?

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48. At 4:08pm on 19 Jun 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
What does Dougie Lawson (entry no.1) get after complaining about his wife yacking on the phone for too long?

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