Caption Competition

13:49 UK time, Friday, 26 June 2009

Winning entries in the Caption Competition.

This week, a dog in a pram (and it's a stuffed dog). But what's being said?

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. DerekT1966
"Oh no. If the dog is in the pushchair, that means the toddler is at the vet."

5. groundhog44
Don't blame it on the sunshine, blame it on the buggy.

4. MuteJoe
"Hey, get me! In the middle of nowhere and I can *still* climb on the furniture!"

3. martinjaycee
Amid swingeing cost cuts at the BBC, Doctor Who producers unveil next season's Davros.

2. ladyofastolat
Baby's first buggy ride ended in tears when it started raining hats and dogs.

1. youngWillz
A very British re-enactment of the final scene of Death In Venice.

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1. At 12:17pm on 25 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Well, he's OK, but we were hoping for a bichon frise

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2. At 12:19pm on 25 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
He hasn't found a job since he lost the modelling contract with HMV

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3. At 12:20pm on 25 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
When my husband said he was going to be a taxidermist, I thought we were going to have a nice cab to drive around in

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4. At 12:21pm on 25 Jun 2009, TheBoltonsMum wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
5. At 12:23pm on 25 Jun 2009, bangledancer wrote:
Having been granted full tenure in Bio Research, Professor Snuffles took possession of the chair......

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6. At 12:25pm on 25 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Lavinia bought the pram because she was fed up taking the dog for a drag around the park

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7. At 12:27pm on 25 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
He's a bassinet hound

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8. At 12:29pm on 25 Jun 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Walkies were never the same after he did that ad for dog food.

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9. At 12:31pm on 25 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
A pedigree? No, he's a Silver Cross breed.

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10. At 12:32pm on 25 Jun 2009, garethb378 wrote:
The new corgimobile was not a huge success with the Dragons.....

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11. At 12:33pm on 25 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Rex should have heeded the farmer's advice : "Chase my sheep again, and you're stuffed."

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12. At 12:33pm on 25 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
The casting call for Taco Bell was a re-hounding success

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13. At 12:34pm on 25 Jun 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Well it stopped doting grannies saying 'Doesn't he look like his dad.'

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14. At 12:36pm on 25 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
Judy would do anything to be able to use the Parent and Child parking spaces at Tesco

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15. At 12:38pm on 25 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
I see Banksy's doing sculptures now

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16. At 12:39pm on 25 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
"It could happen to anyone," claims Britney in response to mix-up at home.

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17. At 12:39pm on 25 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
It was three days before Karen realised someone had stolen her baby

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18. At 12:40pm on 25 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
With the spate of pram thefts in the area, it was much chepaer than an alarm

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19. At 12:40pm on 25 Jun 2009, rogueslr wrote:
John Noakes never got over the loss of Shep, but he tried his best.

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20. At 12:41pm on 25 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
The pram only lanes at Glastonabury were experiencing unusually high volume

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21. At 12:42pm on 25 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
The pram only lanes at Glastonbury were experiencing unusually high volume
(spelling)

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22. At 12:42pm on 25 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
A small injection of something they'd picked up at the vet's, and the Darling children were off to Never Land once again

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23. At 12:43pm on 25 Jun 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Well, you can never be too careful with the sun at this time of year.

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24. At 12:44pm on 25 Jun 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
"I'm sorry, but does my terriere look big in this?"

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25. At 12:44pm on 25 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
Gerald and his sense of humour! Pam had only asked him for a hot dog.

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26. At 12:45pm on 25 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
It was only too late that they realised Leona Helmsley's will had a few unusual clauses

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27. At 12:46pm on 25 Jun 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Woman's dressed friend

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28. At 12:46pm on 25 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
When I said I wanted a hot dog and a coke...

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29. At 12:47pm on 25 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
We thought he'd enjoy the Races. Well, he is Ascottie, isn't he?

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30. At 12:47pm on 25 Jun 2009, MeFromTheUniverse wrote:
Filming for the new series of Woof! got underway, but this time the dog turns into the boy.

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31. At 12:48pm on 25 Jun 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Recruiting now for spin-off magazine 'Dogue'

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32. At 12:49pm on 25 Jun 2009, xp132476 wrote:
Yosemite Sam is angry and wants his hat back.

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33. At 12:49pm on 25 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
He must be rich - he's a pramdog millionaire

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34. At 12:51pm on 25 Jun 2009, MeFromTheUniverse wrote:
Janet begins to suspect that there's something different about her son after that trip to the genetic research laboratory

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35. At 12:51pm on 25 Jun 2009, Alan-Fresco wrote:
I would like it to be known that this push chair is my primary residence, I didn't break any of the rules and, furthermore, I want to reassure you that I fully intend to give the hat back

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36. At 12:51pm on 25 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Even the Woodhouse way had a last resort

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37. At 12:51pm on 25 Jun 2009, Rockahula wrote:
Brad and Angelina decide that children are very last season.

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38. At 12:52pm on 25 Jun 2009, davyboy01 wrote:
You look a dog in that hat!

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39. At 12:52pm on 25 Jun 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Unfortunately his owner had just been arrested by Special Branch, they suspected he was a terrierist.

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40. At 12:53pm on 25 Jun 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
I do hope one's chauffeur hasn't gone orf to the gents again

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41. At 12:53pm on 25 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Scientists discover there is indeed something worse than wet dog smell

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42. At 12:54pm on 25 Jun 2009, rogueslr wrote:
No, there's nothing wrong with him, except, he believes he's Stephen Hawking.

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43. At 12:54pm on 25 Jun 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Retirement was very comfortable for Rex since he'd landed that lucrative modelling contract for the boxes for those toy cars

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44. At 12:54pm on 25 Jun 2009, MeFromTheUniverse wrote:
Perhaps the mad dogs that go out in the midday sun aren't that senseless after all. Not sure about the Englishmen though.

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45. At 12:56pm on 25 Jun 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
The pram was comfortable, and, what's more, the baby had tasted good too

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46. At 12:57pm on 25 Jun 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Starbuck enjoyed being a retired sea-dog, and had even found a solution to the peg-leg

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47. At 12:58pm on 25 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Why you should never let your Mum choose the team mascot

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48. At 12:58pm on 25 Jun 2009, Rockahula wrote:
"WHAT? I SAID A MIVVY!! NO, A MIVVY!! YEAH, ANY FLAVOUR! AND A BOWL OF WATER!! CHEERS!!'

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49. At 1:00pm on 25 Jun 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Call me old-fashioned, but I definitely preferred chicken-in-a-basket

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50. At 1:01pm on 25 Jun 2009, iainsdunn wrote:
Gerald's Glastonbury hallucinations became even more bizzare as he suddenly discovered he was holding the arm of a giant woman in a green dress while standing on the pram of his mutant offspring..

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51. At 1:01pm on 25 Jun 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
They wouldn't let me chair G8 so I'm trying for K9 instead.

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52. At 1:01pm on 25 Jun 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
For some, Care in the Community just wasn't working.

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53. At 1:02pm on 25 Jun 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Prunella was determined that no MP was going to kiss HER baby

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54. At 1:04pm on 25 Jun 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Concern was only aroused once she attached a leash to the child

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55. At 1:04pm on 25 Jun 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Paris finally runs out of handbags

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56. At 1:05pm on 25 Jun 2009, patio-phalangist wrote:
''...and so, to cut a long story short, this is the ensemble I'll have whilst posing for Anthony Gormley on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Sqaure.....''

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57. At 1:05pm on 25 Jun 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Dido? I thought you said Fido was headlining Glastonbury!

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58. At 1:06pm on 25 Jun 2009, Lady_DoverHyphenSole wrote:
Sorry, but this isn't what I thought they meant by "dog-cart".

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59. At 1:06pm on 25 Jun 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
James was disappointed that Helen had misunderstood him when he suggested they go dogging down the park.

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60. At 1:06pm on 25 Jun 2009, manisha98116 wrote:
How on earth did u guess that we had signed up for the genetic research programme?

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61. At 1:06pm on 25 Jun 2009, clare_555 wrote:
Glastonbury festival goer wished they hadn't taken that pill; now they were seeing strange dogs

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62. At 1:07pm on 25 Jun 2009, dry_boak wrote:
His father was a bit of a rover.

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63. At 1:07pm on 25 Jun 2009, manisha98116 wrote:
Yeah, my husband, the MP, adopted him for some expense claim or the other

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64. At 1:09pm on 25 Jun 2009, clare_555 wrote:
I've heard it traditionally rains cats & dogs at glastonbury.

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65. At 1:09pm on 25 Jun 2009, Kitwemiller wrote:
Answering his critcs Gerald explained, "Its the new vogue of doggy transportation, none of this being stuffed in a handbag nonsence, of course one would prefer Burbery..... and straws hat are sooo 2009".

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66. At 1:11pm on 25 Jun 2009, MsDaisyTwitts wrote:
My other pram is a Bugaboo. I just go out in this when I dont want to be recognized.

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67. At 1:13pm on 25 Jun 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Van Dogh.

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68. At 1:13pm on 25 Jun 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Me, I'm just keeping this place for Baby Gerald whilst he's in the beer tent

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69. At 1:13pm on 25 Jun 2009, Rockahula wrote:
T in the Bark

(yes, MM, we'd like Punorama back too...)

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70. At 1:15pm on 25 Jun 2009, virtualfang wrote:
Red bag, green paisley dress and you're complaining about the way I look?

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71. At 1:16pm on 25 Jun 2009, martinjaycee wrote:
Amid swingeing cost cuts at the BBC, Doctor Who producers unveil next season's Davros.

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72. At 1:17pm on 25 Jun 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Why did I push a stuffed dog in a pram all the way to Glastonbury? Well, it's too heavy to carry.

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73. At 1:18pm on 25 Jun 2009, BaldyNear wrote:
Dr Seuss was struggling for a sequel to 'Fox in Socks on Box'

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74. At 1:18pm on 25 Jun 2009, sternpaddler wrote:
I wonder if he would have looked like Albert Schweitzer if we had used the regular position.

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75. At 1:19pm on 25 Jun 2009, virtualfang wrote:
Valerie followed the RSPCA advice of not leaving her dog in the car in hot weather.

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76. At 1:20pm on 25 Jun 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
In "The Laughing Gnome," Chief of Detectives Robert T. Ironside is shot, goes into a coma, and finds himself transported back to the sixties as a police-dog

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77. At 1:21pm on 25 Jun 2009, discom8 wrote:
"Is that lost property? I think I may left a baby on one of your busses"

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78. At 1:21pm on 25 Jun 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
Dustin's attention to detail made him the leading method actor of his day, even when he was only doing a voice over.

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79. At 1:22pm on 25 Jun 2009, RampagingAlbatross wrote:
Upon coming to visit Ms Milker for her child benefit claim, the officers were surprised to find her child on a leash licking himself.

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80. At 1:23pm on 25 Jun 2009, virtualfang wrote:
Life's a bitch, and then you ride!

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81. At 1:24pm on 25 Jun 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Rex geared himself up for what was turning out to be a gorgeous day at the humans

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82. At 1:25pm on 25 Jun 2009, ladyofastolat wrote:
Baby's first buggy ride ended in tears when it started raining hats and dogs.

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83. At 1:25pm on 25 Jun 2009, virtualfang wrote:
British Car Manufacturing revival: the new Rover 2009

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84. At 1:27pm on 25 Jun 2009, virtualfang wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
85. At 1:29pm on 25 Jun 2009, presto_west_end wrote:
"Well Grimmy, it is a lot of hard work, but as the face of HMV I do get the perks".

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86. At 1:32pm on 25 Jun 2009, excellentmad_hatter wrote:
His Master's Voice taken over by Mothercare.

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87. At 1:34pm on 25 Jun 2009, presto_west_end wrote:
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88. At 1:37pm on 25 Jun 2009, presto_west_end wrote:
"You'd wear a hat if you had my skin tone"

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89. At 1:38pm on 25 Jun 2009, sirJUICEITUP wrote:
Does my bum look big in this?

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90. At 1:40pm on 25 Jun 2009, AndrewJSavage wrote:
As the credit cruch strikes Tesco couldn't afford child models to show case their new range

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91. At 1:41pm on 25 Jun 2009, allhallowseve wrote:
I spy with my little eye...

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92. At 1:41pm on 25 Jun 2009, Tonyhannon22 wrote:
"The recession has even hit Ladies' Day at Ascot with fewer nice hats and some even foregoing makeup altogether."

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93. At 1:41pm on 25 Jun 2009, sirJUICEITUP wrote:
Lucy sat unmoved as the herds of migrant festival gatherers passed endlessly by....

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94. At 1:43pm on 25 Jun 2009, presto_west_end wrote:
"Don't worry, his parking is worse than his bite"

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95. At 1:44pm on 25 Jun 2009, MrSnoozy wrote:
Shep won the "who can sit still the longest" prize every year...

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96. At 1:45pm on 25 Jun 2009, sirJUICEITUP wrote:
Lucy wasn't sure that the latest design commodes were up for the job......

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97. At 1:46pm on 25 Jun 2009, MrSnoozy wrote:
You can shout "Fetch" all you like, we'll see who tires first!

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98. At 1:48pm on 25 Jun 2009, MrSnoozy wrote:
Lucy thanked her lucky stars she could sit and enjoy the sun eternally, not like her Korean cousins...

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99. At 1:49pm on 25 Jun 2009, archstinker wrote:

Because of Global warming,
Retirement came early for the
'Snow Sniffing Antarctic Fish Hound '

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100. At 1:51pm on 25 Jun 2009, omegabtbbba wrote:
Sod your pet adoption: I hear that Brad & Angelina are here?

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101. At 1:52pm on 25 Jun 2009, dougandmo wrote:
"I made an effort when they told me I would be travelling in a McLaren"

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102. At 1:55pm on 25 Jun 2009, Lloyd-Barnes wrote:
Police believe the kidnapper to be non other than Pedro "The Columbian Dog Baron"

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103. At 2:01pm on 25 Jun 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
I'm here for Nadia Pet-Rover, she'll be playing Court 1 later. I don't really approve of all the grunting this year, barking would be far more appropriate.

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104. At 2:03pm on 25 Jun 2009, Spockter wrote:
It's a dogs life...

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105. At 2:06pm on 25 Jun 2009, Spockter wrote:
I heard about the dingo's that stole the baby in Australia, is this the British equivalent?

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106. At 2:10pm on 25 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
Can't abide freckles, see.

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107. At 2:11pm on 25 Jun 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
What does he mean; hold still for the camera. I'm stuffed for goodness sake.

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108. At 2:11pm on 25 Jun 2009, KingDouglasD wrote:
Police warn of a baby-snatching epidemic at Glastonbury.

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109. At 2:14pm on 25 Jun 2009, snoozoff wrote:
i wonder where my chauffeur is!

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110. At 2:15pm on 25 Jun 2009, BaradaNikto wrote:
House of Commons Expenses continued:
one buggy £3800
one dog £8430
one silly hat £176.22
one secretary (fat, ugly, blurred, barefoot and pregnant)30p
One pair of curtains to wrap around said secretary with non-matching satchel accessory £11690

Those complaining are just jealous.

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111. At 2:15pm on 25 Jun 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
Queen's Corgi demonstrates less expensive form of travel to Prince Charles.

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112. At 2:15pm on 25 Jun 2009, luciapapa wrote:
"Mr De Mille, I'm ready for my close-up".

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113. At 2:18pm on 25 Jun 2009, many_hyphens wrote:
"We didn't care what it was, as long as it was healthy..."

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114. At 2:21pm on 25 Jun 2009, careless_texter wrote:
Fido waited patiently at Glastonbury for the headline act - Bruce Springer Spaniel and the E Street Band

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115. At 2:22pm on 25 Jun 2009, Mark_AJM wrote:
Ah yes Lewis, I see what you mean about the McLaren being a big of a dog this year.

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116. At 2:23pm on 25 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
"Yeah, we swapped little Rhiannon for him and a toaster"

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117. At 2:25pm on 25 Jun 2009, HamchesterUnited wrote:
Oh, how the stuffed dog wished The Pussy-Cat Dolls had been more lenient in their membership criteria.

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118. At 2:42pm on 25 Jun 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
The start of the village am dram production of A Cry In The Dark

I'm not copying Spockter, he or she just got there first...

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119. At 2:44pm on 25 Jun 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
The star of the village am dram production of A Cry In The Dark

I'm not copying Spockter, he or she just got there first...

Spelling errors as well as plagiarism....

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120. At 2:44pm on 25 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Norwegian Blue Tick Beagle actually and he's resting

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121. At 2:46pm on 25 Jun 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Sue was seriously considering abandoning her 'little smasher' after she won the village fete's Ugliest Baby competition.

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122. At 2:48pm on 25 Jun 2009, JustHere4Coffee wrote:
Glasto, without wellies? You must be barking!

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123. At 2:50pm on 25 Jun 2009, GirlWeekday wrote:
Buster heard they served hot dogs in the park

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124. At 2:50pm on 25 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Pram and a hat - 30 pounds
The look on your ex's face when she realises you've taken her advice to get stuffed - priceless

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125. At 2:54pm on 25 Jun 2009, fastwelshdragon wrote:
Beats walking anyday

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126. At 2:58pm on 25 Jun 2009, maddy67 wrote:
I've been to the optician to drop off my glasses for repair, I had a quick look around the taxidermists then realised the time and rushed over here with the baby, and shes been ever so quiet, isn't she lovely.

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127. At 3:03pm on 25 Jun 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Cruft's are accused of going too far down-market after Rex Whosalittlesmasher wins 'Cruft's Cutest Dog in a Hat' Trophy

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128. At 3:03pm on 25 Jun 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Ivan could prompt far more than simple 'hunger' since taking up campanology.

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129. At 3:03pm on 25 Jun 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
The credit crunch is affecting everyone. Even the mini-Boden Summer catalogue has a make do and mend feel about it this year.

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130. At 3:14pm on 25 Jun 2009, Lloyd-Barnes wrote:
Rover goes it alone with F1 breakaway!

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131. At 3:23pm on 25 Jun 2009, Woolfbane wrote:
Sitting, staying and very,very fetching.

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132. At 3:25pm on 25 Jun 2009, Rockahula wrote:
The RSPCANSPCC was experiencing some teething troubles since the contraversial merger...

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133. At 3:26pm on 25 Jun 2009, Woolfbane wrote:
Patch was expecting a roaring trade in poo bags once the Glastonbury loos had seen some use.

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134. At 3:27pm on 25 Jun 2009, guristasloyalist wrote:
After a long weekend Paris Hilton wakes up in a pram.....

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135. At 3:31pm on 25 Jun 2009, Rockahula wrote:
'Yeah, let me know what they're like and if they're really bad, I might just use the grass instead...'

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136. At 3:34pm on 25 Jun 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Fido only meant it as a joke, so it was unfortunate that Paddington Bear was in a foul temper that day ...

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137. At 3:34pm on 25 Jun 2009, darnkat wrote:
...After his recent stuffing, the PM's dog 'Bobbie' decided he'd better find a safer seat.

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138. At 3:35pm on 25 Jun 2009, Chopper32 wrote:
Every dog must have it's day out.

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139. At 3:36pm on 25 Jun 2009, Heppie1 wrote:
The baby was ugly, but that hat was worse.

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140. At 3:37pm on 25 Jun 2009, Chopper32 wrote:
Drop me off at the Bone Circle.

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141. At 3:37pm on 25 Jun 2009, Chopper32 wrote:
The Somersetter 8-ball pool champion takes a break.

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142. At 3:39pm on 25 Jun 2009, Chopper32 wrote:
These pramises are patrolled by guard dogs.

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143. At 3:40pm on 25 Jun 2009, Chopper32 wrote:
Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to find that he had become a dog.

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144. At 3:40pm on 25 Jun 2009, honestAFCCanadian wrote:
Disney's attempts at a Wicker Man sequel never really caught the public's imagination.

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145. At 3:41pm on 25 Jun 2009, Chopper32 wrote:
If this pram gets stolen I'll be in the doghouse.

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146. At 3:42pm on 25 Jun 2009, Chopper32 wrote:
After six days of creating the world, Dog rested.

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147. At 3:45pm on 25 Jun 2009, Chopper32 wrote:
Rover could remember a time when this was all fields.

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148. At 3:49pm on 25 Jun 2009, webmowgli wrote:
Well, I'm a man, yes I am, and I can't help but love you so ...

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149. At 3:54pm on 25 Jun 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
On location at the dog food commercial shoot Fi Fi quietly fumed about her trailer.

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150. At 3:55pm on 25 Jun 2009, Chopper32 wrote:
Chief researcher for The Ruff Guide to Glastonbury spotted.

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151. At 3:56pm on 25 Jun 2009, TallTone wrote:
Dog-tired? The answer.

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152. At 3:56pm on 25 Jun 2009, ShatnerSings wrote:
Rex was beginning to suspect he was adopted.

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153. At 3:57pm on 25 Jun 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
We're not taking him back, not after the hassle we had with the parrot.

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154. At 3:57pm on 25 Jun 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Dog daze afternoon

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155. At 4:04pm on 25 Jun 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
George A. Romero announces his latest film: "Babies with Rabies"

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156. At 4:04pm on 25 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Though the hat-trick was impressive, his demonstration of the offside rule was legendary.

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157. At 4:06pm on 25 Jun 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Suddenly, Michael Bond had an idea: instead of a dog, why not make him a lovable bear?

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158. At 4:07pm on 25 Jun 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
I'm a grassroots fan, myself.

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159. At 4:07pm on 25 Jun 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
What do you mean, you can tell it's a dog? The Customs men never realised.

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160. At 4:10pm on 25 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
There are no bad dogs. Only badly dressed dogs.

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161. At 4:13pm on 25 Jun 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
I was sacked when they found out about His Master's Vice

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162. At 4:14pm on 25 Jun 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Baby Sarah had a face that only a mother could love.

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163. At 4:14pm on 25 Jun 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
'Course I can drive this. I have got a dog's licence, you know.

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164. At 4:16pm on 25 Jun 2009, lostAlexandra06 wrote:
I'm off to Ascot,you know!

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165. At 4:16pm on 25 Jun 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
With that cold wet nose, Baby Victoria was definitely going to be bottle-fed, decided Lavinia

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166. At 4:18pm on 25 Jun 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Nobody knew who had had poor Rover stuffed, but the Police had a lead to go on

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167. At 4:19pm on 25 Jun 2009, Takeel wrote:
Dogs, the unlikely target market for the new M&S Summer range.

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168. At 4:21pm on 25 Jun 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
My owner wanted a bike, but I don't do sit-up-and-beg.

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169. At 4:28pm on 25 Jun 2009, guristasloyalist wrote:
Janet stood well back from her pram realising for the first time that her baby was ugly.

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170. At 4:34pm on 25 Jun 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Since Terry had left her, Veronica had wanted someone like him but more so ... so she got a terrier

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171. At 4:34pm on 25 Jun 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Nigel would be the first to admit that he was no Shelock Holmes, but he could just sense there was something fishy about Jasmina's application for social housing.

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172. At 4:37pm on 25 Jun 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Poor little Jade had been like that ever since Michael Howard had kissed her during the last election

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173. At 4:44pm on 25 Jun 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Animal rights activists go the extra mile.

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174. At 4:48pm on 25 Jun 2009, Dazzyv wrote:
Barbara Woodhouse does "pimp my ride"

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175. At 4:50pm on 25 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Cheryl just had to go one better than the owner who had had a wheel surgically attached to her three-legged dog ...

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176. At 4:54pm on 25 Jun 2009, chester_copperpott wrote:
How about you fetch the stick and I just wait here for a change?

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177. At 4:54pm on 25 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Mel was thrilled when little Jackie's first baby teeth started coming through, but now they were all canines

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178. At 4:55pm on 25 Jun 2009, sophiegrif wrote:
'I mean really, they'll let anyone into Ascot nowadays...that girl doesn't even have a hat!'

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179. At 4:58pm on 25 Jun 2009, secretnorthernmonkey wrote:
Fashionable attired, as ever, Rex took his place at the Pyramid stage and waited for the Fleet Foxes to come on.

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180. At 5:08pm on 25 Jun 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Wish they would hurry up wth my ice cream!...

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181. At 5:09pm on 25 Jun 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
Turn me to the left a bit, the sun's moved..

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182. At 5:10pm on 25 Jun 2009, tom_steiner wrote:
"He doesn't get on with his sister, Tiddles. We've tried everything, but they just fight like chalk and cheese."

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183. At 5:11pm on 25 Jun 2009, UKTroll wrote:
Rex hoped that the ruse would work long enough to let little Sam buy them both an ice cream with the fiver from Mum's handbag...

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184. At 5:12pm on 25 Jun 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
And my mate's in Torremelinos reserving sunloungers by the pool... AND being paid in dog biscuits!

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185. At 5:21pm on 25 Jun 2009, UKTroll wrote:
When she got off the phone, Amy suddenly realised why Rex had been whining so much when she left him tied to the park railings; while the baby had stayed so quiet...

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186. At 5:24pm on 25 Jun 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Stuffed? I couldn't eat another thing!

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187. At 5:28pm on 25 Jun 2009, darnkat wrote:
No longer overly concerned about the ice-creams, Rex began to wonder if letting baby Amy take the whole £20 had be a sensible idea.

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188. At 5:29pm on 25 Jun 2009, liamjlewis wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
189. At 5:29pm on 25 Jun 2009, liamjlewis wrote:
HOHOHOHO!

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190. At 5:30pm on 25 Jun 2009, xljoet wrote:
Joe had heard that pretty girls were always attracted to men with babies and/ or dogs. He decided to try the baby AND dog route. And very a pretty girl was right behind him.

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191. At 5:31pm on 25 Jun 2009, xljoet wrote:
Sorry - typing mistake earlier.
Joe had heard that pretty girls were always attracted to men with babies and/ or dogs. He decided to try the baby AND dog route. And very soon a pretty girl was right behind him.

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192. At 5:32pm on 25 Jun 2009, BeckySnow wrote:
Obviously T in the Bark is going to win, but he might also be at Fleadh or the Pup Idol Tour.

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193. At 5:36pm on 25 Jun 2009, darnkat wrote:
Not entirely convinced there had been anything in the space cake, Martin settled down to watch the rest of the snooker.

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194. At 5:40pm on 25 Jun 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
Rin Tin-Tin Duffy laps up the music of his support act.

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195. At 5:41pm on 25 Jun 2009, Amin_bin_Adam wrote:
Simple Simon says 'uncross your legs'

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196. At 5:41pm on 25 Jun 2009, Turkishblogger wrote:
El Perro, the notorious Spanish bandit, did not realise that his beloved sombrero immediately gave away his cunning disguise to the wily undercover copper.

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197. At 5:44pm on 25 Jun 2009, Steffanic wrote:
Sense. This makes none.

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198. At 5:50pm on 25 Jun 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
Guard dogs at Glastonbury are, well, a little more laid back..

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199. At 5:54pm on 25 Jun 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
T in the park?!! I thought you said "Tree" in the park, and i'm sitting here cross-legged!

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200. At 5:57pm on 25 Jun 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
oo, this is my favourite one! "Who let the dogs out, who? who? who?"

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201. At 6:00pm on 25 Jun 2009, Derek53 wrote:
The latest "must-have" for the dog lover - the Poochchair

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202. At 6:01pm on 25 Jun 2009, nightporter_ wrote:
"We were going to have him cloned but this was cheaper"

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203. At 6:04pm on 25 Jun 2009, muttaburrasaurus wrote:
"Ah don't care, we're goin' on t'Jeremy Kyle for a DNA. 'E don't look much like me..."

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204. At 6:07pm on 25 Jun 2009, nightporter_ wrote:
Woman to sue after IVF blunder at Battersea Hospital.

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205. At 6:08pm on 25 Jun 2009, RMutt-Urinal wrote:
Doggie fashion in the park, you don't see that very often.

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206. At 6:09pm on 25 Jun 2009, nightporter_ wrote:
Summer soltace prank by Druids leaves mum upset.

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207. At 6:10pm on 25 Jun 2009, nightporter_ wrote:
Correction:-
Summer solstice prank by Druids leaves mum upset

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208. At 6:12pm on 25 Jun 2009, muttaburrasaurus wrote:
Although the Beautiful Baby competition had perhaps been a bad idea, Gemma could still beat all the other mums at developmental milestones. "Four weeks he walked at... four weeks! Mind you, the nappies aren't much fun"

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209. At 6:13pm on 25 Jun 2009, nightporter_ wrote:
Woman to dog: "You look bored rigid"

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210. At 6:34pm on 25 Jun 2009, RachiebabyIsLush wrote:
Hat Me Baby One More Time.

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211. At 6:36pm on 25 Jun 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
But worse, someone had nicked the sunglasses..

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212. At 6:40pm on 25 Jun 2009, haggis1876 wrote:

"Push me, my dogs are barking"

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213. At 6:44pm on 25 Jun 2009, Kudosless wrote:

TerrierSartorial Army

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214. At 6:47pm on 25 Jun 2009, Kudosless wrote:

With his new hat and wheels, Nipper was ready to face Ruff Terrier Rain

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215. At 6:48pm on 25 Jun 2009, littleDickie wrote:
I bet whatever I say will be removed as it doesn't meet with an Editors view...

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216. At 6:49pm on 25 Jun 2009, Kudosless wrote:

It may not be perfect, but his Bud Flanagan impression was right up there with Roy Hudd's

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217. At 6:54pm on 25 Jun 2009, Kudosless wrote:

He had a pooch-air about him

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218. At 6:57pm on 25 Jun 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Staring at Glastonbury's big screen, he automatically reached out a paw for the remote, to turn down the racket

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219. At 7:01pm on 25 Jun 2009, Kudosless wrote:

That was his new stagename, he decided: Russell Hat
Jack Straw had already been taken.

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220. At 7:01pm on 25 Jun 2009, fandango2 wrote:
Fashion Police deploy undercover sniffer dogs.

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221. At 7:12pm on 25 Jun 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
The forgotten Womble, Great Uncle Bull-terrier.

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222. At 7:14pm on 25 Jun 2009, fandango2 wrote:
"He's been like this for weeks now - the man in the pet shop said he was just resting."

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223. At 7:17pm on 25 Jun 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
Madhat Mutghandi

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224. At 7:19pm on 25 Jun 2009, fandango2 wrote:
After disapointment last year, Barney came fully prepared for the cheese rolling festival.

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225. At 7:44pm on 25 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Well yes, he is a sniffer dog, but it's OK - I've got a hankie

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226. At 7:49pm on 25 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Kerry would do anything to divert people's attention from her weight gain

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227. At 8:02pm on 25 Jun 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
Chairmutt Mo.

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228. At 8:15pm on 25 Jun 2009, nick-fowler wrote:
Superman was in for a nasty shock after he'd swooped down to save the poor baby from the thundering hooves at Ascot

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229. At 8:20pm on 25 Jun 2009, nick-fowler wrote:
Juliet began to wonder whether Smart Cars hadn't gone a little too far this time

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230. At 8:22pm on 25 Jun 2009, nick-fowler wrote:
Poor Rover had been totally traumatised since some Scotsman had stolen his favourite post two weeks ago

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231. At 8:39pm on 25 Jun 2009, Helenzest wrote:
Darling - do get me a Pimms!

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232. At 8:48pm on 25 Jun 2009, Hobbitmorley wrote:
The well bred hound never ventures far without a properly chewed boater my dear!

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233. At 8:49pm on 25 Jun 2009, ironicbliss wrote:
Mum dreads the tantrums ahead when its time to call it a day and get Stanley back in his car seat for the journey home.

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234. At 9:17pm on 25 Jun 2009, Kudosless wrote:

When push comes to shove, Wench comes to shove pooch

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235. At 10:39pm on 25 Jun 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
What's so silly? You were mad about a cat in a hat.

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236. At 10:41pm on 25 Jun 2009, nick-fowler wrote:
Rover had only come to see Pulp - he was a Jarvis Cocker Spaniel

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237. At 11:17pm on 25 Jun 2009, nick-fowler wrote:
So, I checked with the Government and they said I could have two grand for scrapping my old Maclaren and buying a new one ...

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238. At 11:24pm on 25 Jun 2009, nick-fowler wrote:
It was the last time Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt would consider adopting someone from Dalmatia

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239. At 11:36pm on 25 Jun 2009, Jamie_Lally wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
240. At 11:47pm on 25 Jun 2009, Vicky S wrote:
A dead dog and an English mum - out in the middday sun.

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241. At 11:50pm on 25 Jun 2009, Vicky S wrote:
In the late 21st Century, solutions were found to many of the disadvantages of owning a companion animal .

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242. At 00:09am on 26 Jun 2009, mikehaz90 wrote:
HMV deny claims that piracy is ruining their in-store sales

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243. At 00:14am on 26 Jun 2009, mikehaz90 wrote:
MG Rover found new ways to bypass the FIA's suggestion for budget cuts

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244. At 00:25am on 26 Jun 2009, youngWillz wrote:
A very British re-enactment of the final scene of "Death In Venice"

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245. At 00:27am on 26 Jun 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Time was running out on Bargain Hunt, until she spotted the final two items that she just knew would make a profit...

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246. At 00:30am on 26 Jun 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Dog In A Manger - The Teenage Years

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247. At 01:02am on 26 Jun 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
MI5 were hoping the listening devices at Glastonbury would escape notice

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248. At 01:07am on 26 Jun 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
His name was Godot, why do you ask?

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249. At 01:09am on 26 Jun 2009, ARoseByAnyOther wrote:
We want the dog back - it seems Michael Jackson had requested a Viking funeral.

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250. At 03:02am on 26 Jun 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
Dangers of internet baby adoption #3

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251. At 03:05am on 26 Jun 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
Infertility clinic apologises for 'mix-up'

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252. At 03:08am on 26 Jun 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
He learnt to walk really quickly, but the breast-feeding's still a bit of a problem....

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253. At 03:15am on 26 Jun 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
"I don't care if I will get a steak when we get home, I am NOT doing the Hokey Cokey!"

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254. At 05:32am on 26 Jun 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Where's my banjo? I asked for deliverance.

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255. At 05:46am on 26 Jun 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
NOW I'm distinct, yes.

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256. At 07:21am on 26 Jun 2009, OGNash wrote:
Meals-on-Wheels, Pyongyang style.

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257. At 07:27am on 26 Jun 2009, OGNash wrote:
His name's Phydeau, dwaahling. Aren't you, my ickle, lickle sweetie?

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258. At 07:30am on 26 Jun 2009, G0ng00zle wrote:
Just another dog showing off her hat at Ascot 'Ladies' day!

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259. At 07:34am on 26 Jun 2009, OGNash wrote:
A Worn-out Terrier.

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260. At 08:27am on 26 Jun 2009, nick-fowler wrote:
Of course, he's not much good as a guard dog - every time we put him in front of the fire, he melts

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261. At 08:28am on 26 Jun 2009, nick-fowler wrote:
Glastonbury was fun, and, in the background, you can see Blur

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262. At 08:30am on 26 Jun 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
I appreciate that the pancake might not have been entirely to your liking, but couldn't you just have put it in a bin?

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263. At 08:31am on 26 Jun 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
...The cherokees are after me...

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264. At 08:33am on 26 Jun 2009, nick-fowler wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
265. At 08:35am on 26 Jun 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
No, I won't jolly well get out and walk - you've been paid good money to push me, so get pushing!

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266. At 08:37am on 26 Jun 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Ah, you must be this Red Riding Hood lady I've been hearing so much about.

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267. At 08:42am on 26 Jun 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
One's clothes tend to get so muddy here, one thought one might dispense with them altogether this year. Apart from the hat and choker of course - they're always de rigueur. Doesn't actually seem to be causing as much of a stir as one might have hoped though, what!

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268. At 08:52am on 26 Jun 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Eev-er-nin' Stand'r'! Eev-er-nin' Stand'r'! Read all ab-aah' it!

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269. At 08:55am on 26 Jun 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
You know you've made it when you get chauffeured between lampposts.

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270. At 09:00am on 26 Jun 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Jill Russell always enjoyed watching hubby compete at Crufts.

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271. At 09:04am on 26 Jun 2009, phillymaus wrote:
Uri's dog levitates a marble.

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272. At 09:08am on 26 Jun 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Hey, get me! In the middle of nowhere and I can *still* climb on the furniture!

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273. At 09:08am on 26 Jun 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
She was a perfectly healthy seven-and-a-half-hundredweight Friesian before the new vet put her on that grass-free diet.

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274. At 09:09am on 26 Jun 2009, Kudosless wrote:

At Goodwood Festival of Speed, Volkswagen announces launch of new Bitch Buggy

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275. At 09:11am on 26 Jun 2009, Kudosless wrote:

McLaren aids departure of Max Muttley

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276. At 09:11am on 26 Jun 2009, nick-fowler wrote:
Derby Day? I could have sworn I read there was a car boot sale here today.

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277. At 09:19am on 26 Jun 2009, rogueslr wrote:
It's sad really, he was here last year when he was killed by a falling tower of beer cans.

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278. At 09:20am on 26 Jun 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
I found out I needed an eye test after I asked Mr Corbett for his autograph.

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279. At 09:21am on 26 Jun 2009, Fungus the Bogeyman wrote:
Yes, yes, yes, I need my suncream redone now !

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280. At 09:22am on 26 Jun 2009, nick-fowler wrote:
Oh I say, will somebody chase that mechanical rabbit for me, please?

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281. At 09:39am on 26 Jun 2009, rogueslr wrote:
He thought they said all dogs had to be on a louche, this was the best he could manage.

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282. At 09:56am on 26 Jun 2009, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
Oh really, visible bra straps are SO last year.

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283. At 10:00am on 26 Jun 2009, nick-fowler wrote:
Hang on, thought Fido, here come's that deckchair attendant again: I'd better be off

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284. At 10:03am on 26 Jun 2009, Chopper32 wrote:
Simon would never make fun of the White Witches again.

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285. At 10:05am on 26 Jun 2009, Chopper32 wrote:
It was just another flashback from a previous festival but Fido decided to sit out here at home.

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286. At 10:18am on 26 Jun 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
I told you! I DONT want a refund! I want to see Michael!

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287. At 10:32am on 26 Jun 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
I saw him in the window and I just had to ask how much he was.

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288. At 10:37am on 26 Jun 2009, MeFromTheUniverse wrote:
Brian rests after finally snapping and defeating Stewie and wonders if by taking his place Lois will give him the affection instead
Meanwhile Peter Meg and Chris experience what it's like to be out of focus (with guest appreaence of Claus the Goldfish as that strange orange blob)

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289. At 10:41am on 26 Jun 2009, MeFromTheUniverse wrote:
See spot run.
Run spot run.
No I said RUN.
RUN YOU LAZY DOG!

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290. At 10:45am on 26 Jun 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
You've not taken part in Husky Racing before, have you?

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291. At 10:45am on 26 Jun 2009, fbxiii wrote:
The littlest Hobo had had enough of walking everywhere so invested in a motorised pushchair.

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292. At 10:47am on 26 Jun 2009, fbxiii wrote:
Dick Dastardley will be mad when he discovers Mutley sitting down on the job.

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293. At 10:48am on 26 Jun 2009, DerekT1966 wrote:
Oh no. If the dog is in the pushchair, that means the toddler is at the vet.

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294. At 10:50am on 26 Jun 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
Rover had never quite been the same since his 'little operation'..

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295. At 11:01am on 26 Jun 2009, iansessford wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
296. At 11:09am on 26 Jun 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
It was the same for dogs. When you retire, someone puts you in a chair, makes you wear a stupid hat, then pushes you round some boring garden - when you'd much rather be at home sat in front of the telly..

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297. At 11:13am on 26 Jun 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"This was the scene before the U.S. Open at the Bethpage Black, and then a bit of rain and a million feet changed it all so it smelled like Elephant..."

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298. At 11:16am on 26 Jun 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"This could never be Glastonbury..."

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299. At 11:17am on 26 Jun 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"Oh look now, coming up to 300..."

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300. At 11:18am on 26 Jun 2009, littleDickie wrote:
It is number 300

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301. At 11:23am on 26 Jun 2009, nick-fowler wrote:
Now decrepit and senile, the film star Lassie had decided to join the cast of "Last of the Summer Wine"

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302. At 11:30am on 26 Jun 2009, rogueslr wrote:
He's been like this ever since he read Tom Sawyer.

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303. At 11:40am on 26 Jun 2009, eltelsopwith wrote:
Kennel Club rules were strictly enforced for showing the Brighton Terrier.

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304. At 11:41am on 26 Jun 2009, Spockter wrote:
After a long, faithful & loving life Marge & John had Rover stuffed & put in a pushchair so that he could be photgraphed & ridiculed in a caption competiton.

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305. At 11:41am on 26 Jun 2009, rogueslr wrote:
As a companion he's rubbish, but as a draught excluder...

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306. At 12:03pm on 26 Jun 2009, generalhague wrote:
Not everyone was convinced about the new format of Crufts.

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307. At 12:04pm on 26 Jun 2009, chuckalicious wrote:
My mum made me wear this hat. She's such a bitch.

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308. At 12:05pm on 26 Jun 2009, iansessford wrote:
Deputy Dawgs promotion to Park Patrol came with the added benefit
of his own battery powered Police buggy.

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309. At 12:07pm on 26 Jun 2009, generalhague wrote:
And the winner of the ugly baby competition is.....................

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310. At 12:08pm on 26 Jun 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Timmy's mum was a demon at fancy dress costumes

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311. At 12:11pm on 26 Jun 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Fido had become resigned to playing dress up with the girls, but so wished they would take up cricket.

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312. At 12:11pm on 26 Jun 2009, PoacheLeRen wrote:
NEWSFLASH: Baby dies in hot car after terrible mix up.

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313. At 12:12pm on 26 Jun 2009, nick-fowler wrote:
Oh, the irony of it - ousted as the His Master's Voice mascot by some young nipper

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314. At 12:12pm on 26 Jun 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Mr Peabody was going to have a quiet word with Sherman later

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315. At 12:13pm on 26 Jun 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
Those Rotties will never recognise me now

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316. At 12:14pm on 26 Jun 2009, peterstagg wrote:
What?

You never saw a dog in a pushchair before??

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317. At 12:15pm on 26 Jun 2009, generalhague wrote:
Some dog chillin' 'ere.

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318. At 12:16pm on 26 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
After spinning around on countless HMV records, Nipper the Dog is forced to retire because of debilitating giddy spells

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319. At 12:20pm on 26 Jun 2009, ammason999 wrote:
The filmmakers deny that Straw Dogs 2 will be a low-budget production.

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320. At 12:20pm on 26 Jun 2009, Suze13 wrote:
[posh] Really these festivals are a damned nusiance, you'd think Kate Moss would come and push me around in all this mud wouldnt you?

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321. At 12:21pm on 26 Jun 2009, groundhog44 wrote:
Don't blame it on the sunshine, blame it on the buggy.

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322. At 12:21pm on 26 Jun 2009, Chopper32 wrote:
A descendent of Greyfriars Bobby maintains a vigil and sings "I Want You Bark"

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323. At 12:22pm on 26 Jun 2009, groundhog44 wrote:
Mary knew the pushchair was defective but didn't realise she'd been sold a pup as well.

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324. At 12:22pm on 26 Jun 2009, Chopper32 wrote:
Onset at "Hotel For Dogs 2: Festival for Dogs"

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325. At 12:25pm on 26 Jun 2009, generalhague wrote:
I'll never take drugs again, I promise.

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326. At 12:27pm on 26 Jun 2009, ammason999 wrote:
Glaston-beret

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