Caption Competition

13:11 UK time, Friday, 19 June 2009

Winning entries in the Caption Competition.

The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].

This week, Australian Betty Brawn balances two break dancers on a plank for the AIB street performance championships in Dublin. But what's being said?

Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:

6. SeanieSmith
Joan Collins' wardrobe department test new shoulder pads.

5. TheRealCatherineO
"For the love of God, Piers, BUZZ ME NOW!!"

4. eltelsopwith
In an ancient Salfordian ceremony, Hazel Blears faces her toughest test yet.

3. SimonRooke
DFS announce they're hiring staff and also that they have a new range of sofas.

2. AmusedofSwindon
Initial testing at Silverstone showed that the new Brawn had somewhat reduced handling, but did meet the proposed 2010 cost constraints.

1. generalhague
"It's a film...
Sounds like...
1st syllable....
Brokeback Mountain."

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1. At 12:53pm on 18 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
Betty's colleagues were actually trying to tell her she suffered from BO

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2. At 12:54pm on 18 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
Betty would make a great MP - at least she's good at balancing figures

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3. At 12:58pm on 18 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
Britain's Got Talent features more octogenarian break dancers

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4. At 12:58pm on 18 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
Betty never could get the hang of pole dancing

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5. At 12:59pm on 18 Jun 2009, Stephen, Leader of STROP wrote:
After the duck house furore, Sir Peter Viggers MP is glad no-one questioned the expenses for the see-saw

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6. At 1:00pm on 18 Jun 2009, SundayParkGeorge wrote:
The protests against the BBC's controversial changes to their international web pages take to the streets.

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7. At 1:01pm on 18 Jun 2009, Stephen, Leader of STROP wrote:
Ryanair's ultra low-cost flights didn't seem entirely viable!

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8. At 1:02pm on 18 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Betty claims she's not all brawn - her assistants proudly display her IQ on their shirts : "Almost maximum" said Betty

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9. At 1:04pm on 18 Jun 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
Balance-a-trois.

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10. At 1:04pm on 18 Jun 2009, AmusedofSwindon wrote:
Modern 'street-puppetry' is a little shocking for the unsuspecting participant.

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11. At 1:04pm on 18 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Unfortunately, Betty couldn't continue with the advert, as she found all eight telephone digits too heavy

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12. At 1:04pm on 18 Jun 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Bravissimo take their quality control seriously.

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13. At 1:05pm on 18 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
I came, I see-sawed, I conked out

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14. At 1:06pm on 18 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Betty always wears a low-cut top to prove she isn't really an Amazon

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15. At 1:07pm on 18 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
After Betty's disastrous night in a curry-house, the two guys suddenly find themselves in the dock

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16. At 1:08pm on 18 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Betty's internet-dating video was not a success

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17. At 1:09pm on 18 Jun 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Betty's new taxi service was enviromentally friendly but not for the mentally unbalanced.

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18. At 1:10pm on 18 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
Betty started the act after losing out to Keira Knightley as the face of Chanel

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19. At 1:10pm on 18 Jun 2009, Tableturn wrote:
The cannibal regretted eating all those dried apricots at lunch-time.

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20. At 1:11pm on 18 Jun 2009, mikehaz90 wrote:
I wonder how I could justify this under expenses....

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21. At 1:11pm on 18 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
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22. At 1:12pm on 18 Jun 2009, Tableturn wrote:
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23. At 1:12pm on 18 Jun 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
They really should have done something about Betty and her belief she was an elephant, but it beat waiting for a bus.

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24. At 1:13pm on 18 Jun 2009, presto_west_end wrote:
Bet Lynch-pin

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25. At 1:13pm on 18 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Does my fulcrum look big in this?

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26. At 1:14pm on 18 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
"Hold on tightly, lads," yelled Betty as she began her inaugural flight over Dublin

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27. At 1:15pm on 18 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
I'll never be your beast of burden, eh?

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28. At 1:15pm on 18 Jun 2009, presto_west_end wrote:
The first couple were easy enough, but the rest of the so solid crew would be a challenge.

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29. At 1:15pm on 18 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
So you're Margery Daw

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30. At 1:15pm on 18 Jun 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Instead of whistling, the builders decide to come down from the scaffolding and get up close and personal with their lady passers by. By nailing a piece of wood to the lady's spine.

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31. At 1:16pm on 18 Jun 2009, cragster76 wrote:
Just one final crank of the giant mechanical key and Betty's return flight to Sydney would be assured

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32. At 1:16pm on 18 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Betty was beginning to truly despise her new personal trainers

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33. At 1:16pm on 18 Jun 2009, bexwalton wrote:
Reactions to Ryanair's latest cost-cutting scheme have been decidedly mixed

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34. At 1:16pm on 18 Jun 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
With unemployment rising, the human equivalent of the Black and Decker Workbench was proving popular with carpenters across the land.

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35. At 1:16pm on 18 Jun 2009, Tableturn wrote:
The urban street-scales were surprisingly accurate.

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36. At 1:17pm on 18 Jun 2009, caroline-m wrote:
Strictly Judge Arlene Phillips was unimpressed when she discovered what the new support role would be.

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37. At 1:17pm on 18 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
When you said I'd be in your video, this is NOT what I had in mind

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38. At 1:17pm on 18 Jun 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Two By Phwoaaarrr!!

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39. At 1:18pm on 18 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Betty: I'm board

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40. At 1:18pm on 18 Jun 2009, Tableturn wrote:
Ireland's first Swine Flu carrier was quickly identified and restrained.

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41. At 1:18pm on 18 Jun 2009, Kitwemiller wrote:
Betty is shocked to discover that these weren't the correct bouys for her river outting.......

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42. At 1:18pm on 18 Jun 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
The threesome made a lovely Brawn cocktail

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43. At 1:19pm on 18 Jun 2009, Tableturn wrote:
"Super Girl has really let herself go, hasn't she?"

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44. At 1:19pm on 18 Jun 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
I don't know, but she's certainly got a chip on her shoulder about it..

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45. At 1:20pm on 18 Jun 2009, youngWillz wrote:
Break Dancer on Left: "Oooooh the Deadwood Stage is a-coming on over the hill....."

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46. At 1:23pm on 18 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
The lads dared not lose their balance. Betty had eaten the last one that fell off.

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47. At 1:23pm on 18 Jun 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
Chiropractors, you wait around all day and then two come along at once.

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48. At 1:25pm on 18 Jun 2009, presto_west_end wrote:
They were an outside bet for this year's Flugtag event.

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49. At 1:25pm on 18 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Betty: No, I said I wanted a pair of 80DDs

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50. At 1:26pm on 18 Jun 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Betty suddenly needed a doctor, but all her directories were torn up

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51. At 1:26pm on 18 Jun 2009, youngWillz wrote:
It took a while but the shadow puppeteers finally got the effect of "water tank with mobile phone aerials attached".

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52. At 1:26pm on 18 Jun 2009, dry_boak wrote:
Even with two friends insisting she "ate nothing", it was obvious the diet wasn't working.

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53. At 1:28pm on 18 Jun 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Betty BUPA

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54. At 1:28pm on 18 Jun 2009, presto_west_end wrote:
Button couldn't wait to have a go on the new Brawn.

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55. At 1:28pm on 18 Jun 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
She'd bought the new cape and everything, but she still couldn't work out why she couldn't get off the ground..

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56. At 1:28pm on 18 Jun 2009, mainbass wrote:
Destruction testing at Tena Ladies.

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57. At 1:30pm on 18 Jun 2009, Tableturn wrote:
Since Birds of a Feather ended, Pauline Quirke has been eeking out a living as the world's laziest super heroine.

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58. At 1:30pm on 18 Jun 2009, youngWillz wrote:
She doesn't look underweight but she is under weight.

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59. At 1:30pm on 18 Jun 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Betty's Dad had been wondering where his Charles Atlas body-building-by-post packages had been getting to

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60. At 1:30pm on 18 Jun 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
In the wake of so many financial scandals, the Chartered Institute of Accountants were now demanding a practical demonstration of graduates balancing abilities.

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61. At 1:32pm on 18 Jun 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
Lorraine Kelly proves shs'e not just a pretty face

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62. At 1:34pm on 18 Jun 2009, SteeleHawker wrote:
When she applied for the job as waitress, Betty had to prove she could balance eight teas ...

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63. At 1:35pm on 18 Jun 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
The new Speaker of the House of Commons had to demonstrate a fair and balanced approach.

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64. At 1:37pm on 18 Jun 2009, presto_west_end wrote:
Australian proves they are not all as thick as planks.

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65. At 1:37pm on 18 Jun 2009, Gresleygal wrote:

AS you can see, I have two well balanced men in my life.

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66. At 1:38pm on 18 Jun 2009, Gresleygal wrote:

Okay, now tell me how to get these two jokers off my back!

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67. At 1:41pm on 18 Jun 2009, bmerren wrote:
The Political Correctness Brigade ruined the updating of the phrase "Dwarves standing on the shoulders of giants"

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68. At 1:41pm on 18 Jun 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Auditions for the next Mrs Andre were well underway.

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69. At 1:42pm on 18 Jun 2009, bmerren wrote:
Apple's new recession proof iPod

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70. At 1:42pm on 18 Jun 2009, MrSnoozy wrote:
You must be joking, I'm not going South of the river at this time of day.

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71. At 1:42pm on 18 Jun 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Got Your Number.

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72. At 1:42pm on 18 Jun 2009, Original-Democratus wrote:
Does my bum look big in this?

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73. At 1:43pm on 18 Jun 2009, Helenepitpony wrote:
"All right, Stace, weight's occurring."

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74. At 1:43pm on 18 Jun 2009, NorfolkNoel wrote:
Stud work.

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75. At 1:44pm on 18 Jun 2009, MrSnoozy wrote:
Betty showed she enjoyed a balanced diet, but the whereabouts of the rest of the breakdance crew remained a mystery...

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76. At 1:44pm on 18 Jun 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Marjory Daw demonstrates her new piece of playground equipment.

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77. At 1:45pm on 18 Jun 2009, MrSnoozy wrote:
Ok, two 80 kilogram dumbells is a doddle, bring on the guys wearing 120!!

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78. At 1:46pm on 18 Jun 2009, bmerren wrote:
Broke Back Mountin'

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79. At 1:46pm on 18 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
The new ride at Alton Towers was hardly white-knuckle

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80. At 1:48pm on 18 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
The only thing that worried Betty was John Prescott waiting in the wings

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81. At 1:49pm on 18 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
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82. At 1:50pm on 18 Jun 2009, rogueslr wrote:
The new speak your weight machine included phrases such as 'one at a time luv' and 'gerroff your breaking me back!'

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83. At 1:51pm on 18 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
None of the judges were brave enough to give anybody else first prize

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84. At 1:52pm on 18 Jun 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
It was the most entertaining thing to happen at the docks since Fred's weather map streaker.

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85. At 1:53pm on 18 Jun 2009, PendragonF wrote:
Why am I am a strongwoman? Well, I was a lousy secretary - I got through three typewriters a day.

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86. At 1:54pm on 18 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Unfortunately, Betty was arrested for kerb-crawling and picking up men

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87. At 1:54pm on 18 Jun 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Aussie women! Always picking up men.

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88. At 1:54pm on 18 Jun 2009, presto_west_end wrote:
The dancers were backing Betty for the title.

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89. At 1:55pm on 18 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Bernie Clifton's certainly updated his ostrich act well

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90. At 1:56pm on 18 Jun 2009, CairngormMcWomble wrote:
The latest adrenalin rush hits Dublin: Wing-Walking for aerophobics

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91. At 1:57pm on 18 Jun 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
And for my next trick, I'll eat three Shredded Wheat.

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92. At 1:57pm on 18 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Betty hoped she'd like Dublin as much as Liverpool - when she got back to her car there, somebody had fitted wheel-discs on it for her

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93. At 1:58pm on 18 Jun 2009, MediaCat wrote:
Next time she's going to try 118 118.

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94. At 1:59pm on 18 Jun 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
Out of the four of them, only the plank had any practical value.

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95. At 2:00pm on 18 Jun 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
Backstreet Boys versus Bjork

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96. At 2:02pm on 18 Jun 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
In the wake of so many financial scandals, the Institute of Chartered Accountants were now demanding a practical demonstration of graduates balancing abilities.

Amended at the insistence of an accountant.

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97. At 2:03pm on 18 Jun 2009, presto_west_end wrote:
Guiness, for strength.

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98. At 2:04pm on 18 Jun 2009, AngloJackson wrote:
While the Wright Bros celebrated the wonders of flight, The Wrong Bros were still living up to their name...

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99. At 2:04pm on 18 Jun 2009, presto_west_end wrote:
Guinness, for strength!

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100. At 2:07pm on 18 Jun 2009, KP_lcfcFan wrote:
Pimp my ride took a turn for the worst.

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101. At 2:08pm on 18 Jun 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
The Chuckle Brothers introduce their younger sister into the act, with hilarious results.

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102. At 2:08pm on 18 Jun 2009, woofio wrote:
Oi who's nicked my parrots

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103. At 2:09pm on 18 Jun 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Betty thought she was supposed to be working with BO-BO The Clown

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104. At 2:10pm on 18 Jun 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Proof that wearing your baseball cap backwards makes you heavier.

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105. At 2:11pm on 18 Jun 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Weight Liffey-ting

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106. At 2:11pm on 18 Jun 2009, KP_lcfcFan wrote:
BBC Ident for 80th year anniversary of colour TV is a bit hit

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107. At 2:13pm on 18 Jun 2009, KP_lcfcFan wrote:
*Amendment*
BBC Ident for 80th anniversary of the first public demonstration of colour TV is a bit hit

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108. At 2:13pm on 18 Jun 2009, conradftung wrote:
'Diversity' - the wilderness years

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109. At 2:14pm on 18 Jun 2009, conradftung wrote:
Wii fit - Hip Hop Style

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110. At 2:14pm on 18 Jun 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Betty unveils her butget-cap car to compete against her brother in 2010

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111. At 2:15pm on 18 Jun 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Allied Irish Bankers' Big'Orror

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112. At 2:17pm on 18 Jun 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Virgo was always the least favourite

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113. At 2:20pm on 18 Jun 2009, NorfolkOnce wrote:
Sure, I can carry 80 men on my back, watch..

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114. At 2:20pm on 18 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Fosters' 'Make it Enormous' was proving a great ad campaign on balance

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115. At 2:20pm on 18 Jun 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
In the 3rd and final series of Gavin and Stacey, Nessa's back-breaking journey around the world takes on a new angle.

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116. At 2:21pm on 18 Jun 2009, Kudosless wrote:

Taken from the video featuring Rio, Kieron and Plank

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117. At 2:22pm on 18 Jun 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
Physics practicals were much more fun now that the funds has been cut.

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118. At 2:25pm on 18 Jun 2009, jtotheglo wrote:
Wonderwoman finally realises her career may be over.

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119. At 2:29pm on 18 Jun 2009, conradftung wrote:
Who 80 all the pies?

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120. At 2:32pm on 18 Jun 2009, gm_coates wrote:
"Come on lads" said Betty, "lets do something so strange not even those caption competitors will be able to understand what's going on"

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121. At 2:39pm on 18 Jun 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Britain's Got No Balance

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122. At 2:39pm on 18 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
The "Git 'em off me back!" Susan Boyle skit was proving a hit among the punters

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123. At 2:39pm on 18 Jun 2009, senhorJullian wrote:
"Duuude after the tailgating this chick is going to look soo good!"

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124. At 2:39pm on 18 Jun 2009, Air-Hair-Lair wrote:
"Three fat ladies"

"House!"

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125. At 2:41pm on 18 Jun 2009, grazvalentine wrote:
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126. At 2:43pm on 18 Jun 2009, conradftung wrote:
118 118 apologise for continuity error.

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127. At 2:43pm on 18 Jun 2009, grazvalentine wrote:
Bat immobile.

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128. At 2:44pm on 18 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Their version of Devo's Whip It featured realistic choreography

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129. At 2:46pm on 18 Jun 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
"Guys, for the last time this isn't a Tuk-Tuk"

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130. At 2:48pm on 18 Jun 2009, gm_coates wrote:
"Allright lads, when I run, you flap."

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131. At 2:50pm on 18 Jun 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
To say she had a chap on her shoulder would be an understatement

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132. At 2:51pm on 18 Jun 2009, DiceManCometh wrote:
If i take four steps backwards and stand up...

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133. At 2:51pm on 18 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Oi, Michael, I thought I told you to secure the plank whilst this young lady was walking below

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134. At 2:52pm on 18 Jun 2009, conradftung wrote:
The relationship between Piers Morgan, Simon Cowell and Susan Boyle - as shown through interpretive dance.

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135. At 2:52pm on 18 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
When Michael (left) fell off, Patrick (right) became the first Irishman in space

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136. At 2:53pm on 18 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
The new Playboy pictures editor was sacked shortly afterwards

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137. At 2:54pm on 18 Jun 2009, grazvalentine wrote:
Having ghetto blasters on your shoulders is so 80's.

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138. At 2:55pm on 18 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Aussie ass-borne

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139. At 2:55pm on 18 Jun 2009, DiceManCometh wrote:
Sally wished she had the devil and the angel to whisper advice into her ear.

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140. At 2:55pm on 18 Jun 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Times had regressed somewhat since the days of the milkmaid.

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141. At 2:58pm on 18 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
Big girl's blowsy

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142. At 2:59pm on 18 Jun 2009, ValerieGanne wrote:
What a monster! It's plank-on-spine!

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143. At 3:09pm on 18 Jun 2009, TooSensible wrote:
The Tube strike drove people to consider some unorthodox alternatives.

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144. At 3:13pm on 18 Jun 2009, chris_in_paris wrote:
In the unlikely event of an emergency landing, the overwing exits can be found here and here.

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145. At 3:14pm on 18 Jun 2009, chris_in_paris wrote:
Despite offering in-flight comfort superior to that of many low-cost airlines, the 8080 mini-jumbo failed to take off.

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146. At 3:14pm on 18 Jun 2009, Lloyd-Barnes wrote:
Diversitys dance routine with Wonder Woman backfires

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147. At 3:14pm on 18 Jun 2009, chris_in_paris wrote:
Whilst the two first class passengers had plenty of room to stretch their legs, conditions were decidely cramped for the twenty passengers seated in the rear of the plane.

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148. At 3:17pm on 18 Jun 2009, Fi-Glos wrote:
And now for the finale...
...bring on Gordon Ramsay!

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149. At 3:19pm on 18 Jun 2009, strangegurl wrote:
Betty was trying to portray princess fiona as the ogre out of shrek, and the judges were more than convinced!

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150. At 3:20pm on 18 Jun 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
Betty may not have won Britain's Got Talent, but at least she secured her slot on the fourth plinth.

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151. At 3:22pm on 18 Jun 2009, Fi-Glos wrote:
The dangers of crowd surfing were becoming all too real to Gazza and Dwayne...

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152. At 3:28pm on 18 Jun 2009, Lloyd-Barnes wrote:
With so many scandals and a reshuffle, it soon became clear that Gordon had given very little thought to his plans for balancing UK emissions

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153. At 3:34pm on 18 Jun 2009, sternpaddler wrote:
"It's to prevent us BOTH falling in apparently."

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154. At 3:35pm on 18 Jun 2009, MuteJoe wrote:
As magic tricks went, a fully operational invisibility cloak was crucial.

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155. At 3:39pm on 18 Jun 2009, conradftung wrote:
Whilst balancing two men on her back.
Young Betty went on the attack.
She proclaimed to the nation
'I stand for female emancipation'
But couldn't resist showing off her rack.

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156. At 3:40pm on 18 Jun 2009, MickeyWinsome wrote:
When I asked what I do with this cross, did you really mean this?

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157. At 3:43pm on 18 Jun 2009, MightyGiddyUpGal wrote:
The boys would do anything to get out of eating their Brussels sprouts

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158. At 3:43pm on 18 Jun 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Herculean feat - and the rest of her is pretty big too

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159. At 3:44pm on 18 Jun 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
'That girl' gets up with a Massive hangover.

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160. At 3:48pm on 18 Jun 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Do you think I would leave you dying, when there's room on my back for two.

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161. At 3:51pm on 18 Jun 2009, abbotofmelrose wrote:
The Trio finally managed to fart in harmony!

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162. At 3:52pm on 18 Jun 2009, CharlieRizzle wrote:
Lady Justice wasn't sure about her new image; she loved the new outfit, but the all-new breakdancing scales were a step to far.

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163. At 3:58pm on 18 Jun 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Sorry, Miss: there we were just cleaning the windows and suddenly ...

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164. At 3:59pm on 18 Jun 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Cirque de Sileil

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165. At 3:59pm on 18 Jun 2009, tonysibley wrote:
"See-Saw?"
"Yeah, I'll bet she is!"

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166. At 4:00pm on 18 Jun 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
"It's important," explained Betty, "Whilst doing this to retain your femininity."

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167. At 4:02pm on 18 Jun 2009, John_Sevenoaks wrote:
"Two in Trinity and the Pond."

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168. At 4:21pm on 18 Jun 2009, KieranOx wrote:
Dublin's 8080 Olympic bid still "optimistic".

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169. At 4:23pm on 18 Jun 2009, SpringChicky wrote:
Betty's testing of the new sports bra was going well.....no slippage so far.......

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170. At 4:26pm on 18 Jun 2009, SpringChicky wrote:
She knew the bloke in the middle had fallen off and had an uneasy feeling about where exactly he landed....

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171. At 4:27pm on 18 Jun 2009, conradftung wrote:
Welcome to the strange and frightening world of Nick Griffin's mind

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172. At 4:32pm on 18 Jun 2009, honestAFCCanadian wrote:
Crunch Creep makes its way into the Super Bowl halftime show.

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173. At 4:35pm on 18 Jun 2009, KingDouglasD wrote:
Australia's Not Got Talent

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174. At 4:36pm on 18 Jun 2009, KingDouglasD wrote:
Australia's Got Balance

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175. At 4:39pm on 18 Jun 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
The interview for a replacement for Margaret Mountford was quite rigorous

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176. At 4:42pm on 18 Jun 2009, 00markymark00 wrote:
When Betty asked her friends to "Cover my back", they took it a little too literally.

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177. At 4:47pm on 18 Jun 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Betty chose to ignore medical advice about the best way to remove splinters.

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178. At 4:49pm on 18 Jun 2009, QuizzerCol wrote:
We used to do this on an aeroplane wing until we had a visit from the Health and Safety people.

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179. At 4:49pm on 18 Jun 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
...and at the stroke of midnight their crystal piano turned back into an ugly sister.

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180. At 4:49pm on 18 Jun 2009, NormanAS wrote:

Miss Lewinsky was training hard for the Keith Wood lookalike competition

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181. At 4:51pm on 18 Jun 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Betty gradually realised the downside of discount liposuction.

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182. At 4:55pm on 18 Jun 2009, NormanAS wrote:

She opened her mouth as if to sing, but neither man was Phil Lynott.

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183. At 4:55pm on 18 Jun 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
O'Flaherty's new irrigation device succeeded only in flooding most of the city centre.

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184. At 4:55pm on 18 Jun 2009, NormanAS wrote:

The log on the spine is all mine, all mine ...

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185. At 4:57pm on 18 Jun 2009, DougieLawson wrote:
Now then, how do we get this boat floated?

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186. At 4:59pm on 18 Jun 2009, funkyhorn wrote:
NHS cutbacks demand radical changes in midwifery services.

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187. At 5:00pm on 18 Jun 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
What a £50 gym membership will currently afford you...

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188. At 5:00pm on 18 Jun 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
I accept that being the world's only Siamese triplets gives us a nice little income, but I don't half wish sometimes that you two could take a turn at being on the bottom.

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189. At 5:01pm on 18 Jun 2009, SussexGeezer wrote:
Betty's two assistants were determined to help her extract the unicycle.

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190. At 5:02pm on 18 Jun 2009, SussexGeezer wrote:
Another unfortunate example of what goes in doesn't necessarily come out!

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191. At 5:03pm on 18 Jun 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
You can't blame us for spilling superglue on your knees.

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192. At 5:05pm on 18 Jun 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Britain at last launches its own home-grown Superhero in the form of Pansy Potter, the strongman's daughter, from the Beano

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193. At 5:09pm on 18 Jun 2009, KaptainKaption wrote:
Abort, guys - some Paddy has just nicked the motorbike.

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194. At 5:11pm on 18 Jun 2009, The_All_Seeing_Eye wrote:
Betty was feeling the credit crunch more than most, but her neighbours thought that the ghetto see-saw for her two overgrown sons was a step too far, and that she was clearly too proud to ask for help

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195. At 5:11pm on 18 Jun 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Nobody ever could understand these Guinness adverts

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196. At 5:17pm on 18 Jun 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
When they told Betty she'd be performing with capes, she thought they meant Geoff

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197. At 5:18pm on 18 Jun 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
The latest Caped Crusader is brought to her knees by the new super villain simply known as The Scaffolder.

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198. At 5:19pm on 18 Jun 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
Liffe not lift me !

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199. At 5:20pm on 18 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
The NHS has announced it will not be funding some alternative cures for lower back pain in future

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200. At 5:21pm on 18 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
Bum Rappers

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201. At 5:22pm on 18 Jun 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
Health & Safety checks on the new Australian Inflatable Doll get extreme

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202. At 5:23pm on 18 Jun 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
Is it a bird or a plane...

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203. At 5:24pm on 18 Jun 2009, ManxDave57 wrote:
Betty demonstrates how it is possible to make the shadow of a jumbo jet

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204. At 5:24pm on 18 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
"Yo, Betty! More butt on my side, girl!"

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205. At 5:26pm on 18 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
Prince Charles's comments on the new structure were rejected by Dublin architects

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206. At 5:27pm on 18 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
...and it will never fly

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207. At 5:28pm on 18 Jun 2009, imnojavaexpert wrote:
Tomcats default port number finally gets the advertising campaign it deserves.

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208. At 5:30pm on 18 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
Her dad forgot to tell Betty the scaffolding had been removed.

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209. At 5:31pm on 18 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
Board stiff?

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210. At 5:32pm on 18 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
Robert Peston's attempts to explain how the banking system works worry BBC executives

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211. At 5:34pm on 18 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
The scales of justice, noughties-style.

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212. At 5:35pm on 18 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
In some situations humans may miss having a prehensile tail, scientists report

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213. At 5:36pm on 18 Jun 2009, dobbo360 wrote:
Agony as Betty's clockwork key becomes jammed.

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214. At 5:39pm on 18 Jun 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
Producers swiftly vetoed audience-participation in Ben Hur Live

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215. At 5:39pm on 18 Jun 2009, littleDickie wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
216. At 5:40pm on 18 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
Ireland keen to win Eurovision Song Contest with novel group.

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217. At 5:40pm on 18 Jun 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"I got my coat...now what?"

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218. At 5:41pm on 18 Jun 2009, Magnum Carter wrote:
SuBo expands her remit

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219. At 5:41pm on 18 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
Finally, the knicker elastic snapped.

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220. At 5:43pm on 18 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
Irish Kung Fu films are likely to be different

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221. At 5:46pm on 18 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
Does my bum look flat in this?

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222. At 5:48pm on 18 Jun 2009, conradftung wrote:
"The plank ? Ah yes the plank. Well you see Pharaoh, the plank that erm represents the er.. and they men on the plank they er. Look are you absolutely sure there were no cows in this one at all?" Joseph had to admit that he was struggling.

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223. At 5:49pm on 18 Jun 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Things were going well until they tried to fit the snaffle.

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224. At 5:57pm on 18 Jun 2009, newgreywhistletest wrote:
Betty was beginning to suspect that the chiropracter was in fact taking the mickey.

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225. At 5:59pm on 18 Jun 2009, newgreywhistletest wrote:
Dublin's attempts to recreate the "Workers sitting on girder" shot were woefully under budget.

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226. At 6:01pm on 18 Jun 2009, newgreywhistletest wrote:
It was the only way they could tell Betty that her spine really shouldn't be poking out like that.

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227. At 6:13pm on 18 Jun 2009, CaroWallis wrote:
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228. At 6:14pm on 18 Jun 2009, xadroit wrote:
Betty warned: Break the balance lads, I'll break your back.

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229. At 6:15pm on 18 Jun 2009, xadroit wrote:
Betty warned: Break the balance lads, I'll break your backs.

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230. At 6:44pm on 18 Jun 2009, dancingAndrewg wrote:
As Britains Got Talent Takes to the road for the live shows Diversity upstage Susan Boyle once again

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231. At 6:55pm on 18 Jun 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Coming in on a wing and a pair

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232. At 7:09pm on 18 Jun 2009, justfor wrote:
When they said that the 80's would always come back to haunt you.....

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233. At 7:11pm on 18 Jun 2009, justfor wrote:
The 80's weren't heavy - they were brothers.

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234. At 7:15pm on 18 Jun 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
A smart girl always weighs her options.

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235. At 7:21pm on 18 Jun 2009, rogueslr wrote:
Airplane! The new interpretive dance ballet.

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236. At 7:31pm on 18 Jun 2009, blues_x_man wrote:
When the two handsome young men propositioned Betty on her reputation she was surprised to find it was as the town bench.

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237. At 7:36pm on 18 Jun 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
In the BBC's new series "The Laughing Gnome," Policewoman Deborah Bung is in a coma after being run over by a petrol lawn-mower, and ends up back in the middle of the eighties

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238. At 7:38pm on 18 Jun 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
The lads would have felt safer with something to hold onto, but, this being the BBC ...

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239. At 7:42pm on 18 Jun 2009, penny-farthing wrote:
Bosom pals.

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240. At 7:51pm on 18 Jun 2009, AmusedofSwindon wrote:
Initial testing at Silverstone showed that the new Brawn had somewhat reduced handling, but did meet the proposed 2010 cost constraints.

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241. At 8:05pm on 18 Jun 2009, 10thwonder wrote:
The Smith brothers find their first patient for their new mobile chiropractic service.

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242. At 8:06pm on 18 Jun 2009, AmusedofSwindon wrote:
Three cans of beans each, a clear runway ... it had all seemed such a good idea up until then.

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243. At 8:08pm on 18 Jun 2009, AmusedofSwindon wrote:
We've had this video feed on us since Thursday lunchtime - it's really hurting now.

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244. At 8:10pm on 18 Jun 2009, AmusedofSwindon wrote:
The Ann Summers' Deluxe Buttock Massager was doing brisk business.

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245. At 8:14pm on 18 Jun 2009, W_K_Snowdon wrote:
So, it wasn't a glass ceiling after all..

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246. At 8:17pm on 18 Jun 2009, AmusedofSwindon wrote:
Betty and her friends are disqualified from the Dublin triathlon due to a complete failure to understand the concept.

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247. At 8:17pm on 18 Jun 2009, Donleavey wrote:
"I told you that wearing a cape would degrade your rear view"

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248. At 8:20pm on 18 Jun 2009, AmusedofSwindon wrote:
Down a bit on the right, a bit harder.... oh yes.... that's good.

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249. At 8:28pm on 18 Jun 2009, AmusedofSwindon wrote:
The new Brawn 2-seater was certainly quite powerful, but Formula 1 purists argued that it lacked the sleek looks of the 2008 and 2009 models.

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250. At 8:28pm on 18 Jun 2009, MeFromTheUniverse wrote:
A 118 118 rival company would try anything to replace the two guys in the balloon as sponsors of The Simpsons

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251. At 8:31pm on 18 Jun 2009, Tekaniet wrote:
So, do you like my shoes or not?

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252. At 8:36pm on 18 Jun 2009, MeFromTheUniverse wrote:
This wasn't quite what Calvin Harris had in mind when singing about things being Acceptable in the 80s

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253. At 8:39pm on 18 Jun 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
The remake of '633 Squadron' was visually-stimulating, if not exactly accurate

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254. At 8:42pm on 18 Jun 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Even Betty walked out when she heard the company's complete phone number was 80808182838 (extension 3102)

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255. At 8:45pm on 18 Jun 2009, groundhog44 wrote:
Betty doubted that the guy on her right shoulder weighed only 80kg.

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256. At 8:49pm on 18 Jun 2009, AmusedofSwindon wrote:
The Australian was shocked by the actions of the 'two spunky guys' she'd asked to ride on her back.

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257. At 8:55pm on 18 Jun 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Plumbers always arrived when you least expected them..

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258. At 8:57pm on 18 Jun 2009, AmusedofSwindon wrote:
Three more cabinet ministers resign over 'wholly regrettable' actions.

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259. At 8:57pm on 18 Jun 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
I'm just as frightened of spiders as you guys!

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260. At 8:58pm on 18 Jun 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Miss Brawn regrets that there will be no performance tomorrow as she has broken a finger-nail

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261. At 9:00pm on 18 Jun 2009, AmusedofSwindon wrote:
Betty didn't realise that she could have just hired a roofrack to help get her shelving unit home.

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262. At 9:05pm on 18 Jun 2009, AmusedofSwindon wrote:
Concerns are raised that Australian family planning advice is confusing and potentially dangerous.

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263. At 9:15pm on 18 Jun 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
You both just double me up.

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264. At 9:19pm on 18 Jun 2009, rego77660 wrote:
Brawn unveils a new rear spoiler - designed to give others a chance

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265. At 9:19pm on 18 Jun 2009, pedrovic wrote:
You're right. Now I can see her cleavage!

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266. At 9:23pm on 18 Jun 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
This is NOT the meaning of "Australian outback"!

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267. At 10:40pm on 18 Jun 2009, Hobbitmorley wrote:
GCSE Physics - National curriculum Beam Balance experiment

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268. At 10:50pm on 18 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
Betty wondered whether to pick up the 50p or not...

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269. At 10:55pm on 18 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
Sheila's squeals?

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270. At 11:01pm on 18 Jun 2009, sarahtrieste wrote:
Oh-oh. I think my knicker-elastic has just snapped.

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271. At 11:06pm on 18 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
And now David, just a bit of fun this, if the Tories LOSE 80 votes, look what happens to the balance of parliament...

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272. At 11:08pm on 18 Jun 2009, Vicky So this is the last chance to have a really silly name even if it's only for a moment in time. wrote:
Turned out the super glue was rather more super than Betty realised.

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273. At 11:10pm on 18 Jun 2009, eltelsopwith wrote:
In an ancient Salfordian ceremony Hazel Blears faces her toughest test yet.

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274. At 11:12pm on 18 Jun 2009, Vicky So this is the last chance to have a really silly name even if it's only for a moment in time. wrote:
Betty soon regretted supersizing to the 80kg dancers.

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275. At 11:19pm on 18 Jun 2009, Woundedpride wrote:
Betty's bar wrappers binned

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276. At 11:23pm on 18 Jun 2009, Vicky So this is the last chance to have a really silly name even if it's only for a moment in time. wrote:
Betty's contribution to Bloomsday was not appreciated by Dublin literati.

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277. At 11:25pm on 18 Jun 2009, fandango2 wrote:
"Errrr...what kind of a cach machine is this? I only wanted to check my balance."

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278. At 11:34pm on 18 Jun 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
The dangers of misreading H1N1 as Heinei #4

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279. At 11:37pm on 18 Jun 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
The dangers of reading H1N1 as Heinie #4

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280. At 11:48pm on 18 Jun 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
Confusion at the Fame auditions after double booking with Ikea the Opera.

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281. At 11:49pm on 18 Jun 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
Wedgwood Museum curator says this is not one of theirs - it's a Wedgedwood exhibit.

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282. At 11:50pm on 18 Jun 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
The real result when MP's blank out their expense returns: Where's that luxury apartment suddenly gone?

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283. At 11:51pm on 18 Jun 2009, redalfa147 wrote:
An exhibit from the Wedgedwood Museum

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284. At 11:51pm on 18 Jun 2009, Dodie_James wrote:
Please get these [blank] [blank] off my [blank] back..

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285. At 11:52pm on 18 Jun 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
Joan Collins' wardrobe department test new shoulder pads.

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286. At 00:39am on 19 Jun 2009, LaurenceLane wrote:
This definitely wasn't an example of brains over Brawn.

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287. At 00:51am on 19 Jun 2009, magicspottedzebra wrote:
betty got mixed up with breakdancing and back breaking..

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288. At 01:33am on 19 Jun 2009, peter68 wrote:
The bollard incident was unfortunate, but Betty put it to good use

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289. At 01:34am on 19 Jun 2009, peter68 wrote:
One hundred and eigghhhtttyyyyy!

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290. At 02:47am on 19 Jun 2009, mikehaz90 wrote:
This has health and safety written all over it

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291. At 02:48am on 19 Jun 2009, littleDickie wrote:
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292. At 02:49am on 19 Jun 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"Surely you didn't think I could do a Hop-Scotch like this..."

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293. At 02:51am on 19 Jun 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"Yeah well, this is the upright for the signpost from Edinburgh last week."

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294. At 02:54am on 19 Jun 2009, littleDickie wrote:
"Honestly, this is the upright for the signpost from Edinburgh last week and the lads are making sure Hamish couldnae' get it."

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295. At 04:42am on 19 Jun 2009, nightporter_ wrote:
The smile on Betty's face evaporated as Sir Cyril Smith volunteered to be the next participant.

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296. At 04:51am on 19 Jun 2009, nightporter_ wrote:
Auditions underway for the BBC's new "Bill and Ben" for adults.

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297. At 05:31am on 19 Jun 2009, apolitico wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
298. At 06:40am on 19 Jun 2009, iandoha wrote:
Not everyone on the blind double date were happy with where it seemed to be heading.

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299. At 07:52am on 19 Jun 2009, lavaboarder wrote:
Ex Banker Betty Brawn is forced to take street entertainers Job or loose her benefits

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300. At 07:54am on 19 Jun 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
one sixty over "atey"

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301. At 07:56am on 19 Jun 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
board of the flings

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302. At 07:58am on 19 Jun 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
Hip-hop on

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303. At 08:17am on 19 Jun 2009, Fungus the Bogeyman wrote:
118 118 faced up to some heavy competition

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304. At 08:17am on 19 Jun 2009, Fungus the Bogeyman wrote:
Cheryl was beginning to regret last night's vindaloo kebab

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305. At 08:29am on 19 Jun 2009, MediaCat wrote:
Bettys dance troupe was renowned for treading the boards.

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306. At 08:29am on 19 Jun 2009, MJF_dodo wrote:
New budget airline unlikely to get off the ground.

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307. At 08:32am on 19 Jun 2009, limbus wrote:
New eco-friendly mode of transport unveiled by GM.

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308. At 08:34am on 19 Jun 2009, Wupperoo wrote:
Bo and JJ's new move 'the backbreaker' didn't go as well as planned...

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309. At 08:35am on 19 Jun 2009, MediaCat wrote:
The musical version of The Plank lacked the originality of the Sykes/Cooper version.

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310. At 08:40am on 19 Jun 2009, SouthMartin wrote:
The Illustrated Book of PC Nursery Rhymes 2009 p42... Sing along children...

"See-saw, Marjorie Dawes, two Johnny's can go a bit faster"

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311. At 08:41am on 19 Jun 2009, Wupperoo wrote:
With their IQ printed on their Tshirts, JJ and Bo weren't going to get very far this year...

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312. At 09:08am on 19 Jun 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
So, as a psychoanalyst, how would you explain my dream, Doctor?

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313. At 09:14am on 19 Jun 2009, lpoc2205 wrote:
This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the House Rules.
314. At 09:14am on 19 Jun 2009, alegrias3 wrote:
"They ain't heavy, they're my brothers..."

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315. At 09:16am on 19 Jun 2009, GirlWeekday wrote:
In spite of recent successes in Formula 1, Betty Brawn is determined to show her brother that the 'Human Car' is the way forward

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316. At 09:18am on 19 Jun 2009, jarlaberg wrote:
"Thanks for flying with Betty Air ways,Hope you had a nice trip lads."

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317. At 09:31am on 19 Jun 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Look, even hump-backed bridge sign painters need a model

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318. At 09:32am on 19 Jun 2009, lavaboarder wrote:
If the men of different weights balance she's a witch!

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319. At 09:32am on 19 Jun 2009, alegrias3 wrote:
Budget cuts won't affect pilot training, claim BA chiefs.

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320. At 09:33am on 19 Jun 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Did you hear about when Betty backed into a huge aeroplane propeller? Disaster!

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321. At 09:35am on 19 Jun 2009, lavaboarder wrote:
And I thought my chiropractor was bad

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322. At 09:35am on 19 Jun 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
Playboy announces that, due to the credit crunch, the magazine will be merging with "Builders' Weekly"

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323. At 09:36am on 19 Jun 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
The high flying 80s

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324. At 09:37am on 19 Jun 2009, Fauconnier wrote:
An amazing feat!

Aye, have you seen the size of her boots?

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325. At 09:40am on 19 Jun 2009, jeffrey-d wrote:
The olympic committee are adamant that the diving venue will be ready in time.

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326. At 09:40am on 19 Jun 2009, haggis1876 wrote:
How Ryanair started out.
Not much has changed over the years then!

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327. At 09:41am on 19 Jun 2009, cheesy-bug wrote:
Um... guys.......I've ripped my pants!

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328. At 09:41am on 19 Jun 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Betty's ability to tear telephone directories in half was less impressive these days now that most folk use mobiles instead

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329. At 09:42am on 19 Jun 2009, cheesy-bug wrote:
Weightwatchers have employed a revolutionary new motivation tool for dieters. It's called 'Balance your own weight on your back'

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330. At 09:43am on 19 Jun 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
However, Betty did less well in the evening wear section, when she said she'd beat up anyone who wasn't for world peace

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331. At 09:44am on 19 Jun 2009, cheesy-bug wrote:
Betty had an awful feeling she was about to sneeze

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332. At 09:47am on 19 Jun 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Poor Betty completely misunderstood the entrance requirements for the Max Planck institute

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333. At 09:48am on 19 Jun 2009, alegrias3 wrote:
Australian trio perform their interpretation of sexual equality.

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334. At 09:52am on 19 Jun 2009, hainba wrote:
Sorry Betty did we leave a nail in?

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335. At 09:53am on 19 Jun 2009, lavaboarder wrote:
Budget problems hit Maximum plank load stress testing at the Max planck institute for material science

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336. At 09:54am on 19 Jun 2009, iansessford wrote:
The Invisible Man always enjoyed this part of the act!

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337. At 09:56am on 19 Jun 2009, Spraggy wrote:
Budge up boys we got to get the rest of Diversity on there.

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338. At 10:03am on 19 Jun 2009, BigYeash wrote:
After several years of brand loyalty to Iceland, Kerry Katona decides to make the controversial jump to Jetlink adverts [Personal details removed by Moderator], only to discover that the adverts are somewhat more challenging to perform - even with only two of the six performers participating...

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339. At 10:05am on 19 Jun 2009, Spraggy wrote:
It suddenly dawned on betty that she was asked to provide details of her 'Bank Balance' for the loan, and that maybe she should have clarified what she thought the representative of the Bank of ireland had asked her for.

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340. At 10:07am on 19 Jun 2009, phillymaus wrote:
Learning maths during power cuts.

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341. At 10:08am on 19 Jun 2009, eltelsopwith wrote:
Heather regretted agreeing to support the twins human pyramid world record attempt as pair 79 approached.

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342. At 10:09am on 19 Jun 2009, Pendle_Witch wrote:
"Can I have a couple of 99s - preferably in cones?"

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343. At 10:10am on 19 Jun 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
"I can't figure women, mate. I get her a new outfit, I put up the shelf...and she still moans."

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344. At 10:12am on 19 Jun 2009, j-o-n-a-t-h-a-n wrote:
That's just the right spot. Now rock the plank boys, rock the plank. Ahhhhh, heaven.

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345. At 10:12am on 19 Jun 2009, gm_coates wrote:
Betty attempts to adjust her life-work balance forthe 80th time.

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346. At 10:17am on 19 Jun 2009, SeanieSmith wrote:
Betty in shock as another woman arrives at the party with the same outfit.

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347. At 10:25am on 19 Jun 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
DFS announce they're hiring staff and also that they have a new range of sofas.

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348. At 10:27am on 19 Jun 2009, eltelsopwith wrote:
Secret filming at last reveals the process used to decide MP's claims by the Fees Office.

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349. At 10:40am on 19 Jun 2009, akaTomflash wrote:
In a freak accident at a stunt plane display day, two wing-men have a lucky escape, but rescuers fear the worst for pilot.

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350. At 10:42am on 19 Jun 2009, jellyba wrote:
Lewis Hamilton regrets his move to Team Brawn

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351. At 10:44am on 19 Jun 2009, Fiz-Faz-Foz wrote:
Bruce and Mike make the most of the new B&Q home delivery service.

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352. At 10:46am on 19 Jun 2009, SimonRooke wrote:
When Betty worked in the circus she was billed as 'Board of the Rings.'

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353. At 10:47am on 19 Jun 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
J.K. Rowling wisely removed the self-spanking stick scene before going to press

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354. At 10:51am on 19 Jun 2009, mili590 wrote:
the bingo-wing walkers were less impressive than the organisers had hoped

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355. At 10:56am on 19 Jun 2009, nickson1 wrote:
Betty Brawns Limbo Dance goes horribly wrong.

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356. At 10:59am on 19 Jun 2009, Fiz-Faz-Foz wrote:
"Apparently mate, the dating etiquette is completely different over here."

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357. At 11:01am on 19 Jun 2009, Beegle81 wrote:
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358. At 11:01am on 19 Jun 2009, nickson1 wrote:
After 18 pints of Guinness Betty Brawn causes a minor hurricane on the Liffey.

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359. At 11:10am on 19 Jun 2009, fandango2 wrote:
"Errrr...what kind of a cash machine is this? I only wanted to check my balance."

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360. At 11:18am on 19 Jun 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Witch Betty was in a lot of pain after misjudging parallel-parking her broomstick

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361. At 11:18am on 19 Jun 2009, SpringChicky wrote:
Even the latest wing walking recruitment drive had been affected by the credit crunch....

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362. At 11:20am on 19 Jun 2009, Rob Falconer wrote:
Betty regretted telling Steve Backley he knew what he could do with it

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363. At 11:20am on 19 Jun 2009, scriveyn wrote:
Batty Boot-roid

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364. At 11:33am on 19 Jun 2009, Burnellroad wrote:
Betty thought, 'That's the last time, I bend down to help anyone pick up their loose change!'

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365. At 11:35am on 19 Jun 2009, Candace9839 wrote:
Being stuck in the 80s was a burden Betty just had to bear

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366. At 11:35am on 19 Jun 2009, Dyeb51 wrote:
Betty didn't like this new idea of weighing up her options!

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367. At 11:37am on 19 Jun 2009, Dyeb51 wrote:
They ain't heavy - they're my brothers!

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368. At 11:40am on 19 Jun 2009, TheRealCatherineO wrote:
For the love of God, Piers, BUZZ ME NOW!!

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369. At 11:51am on 19 Jun 2009, garethb378 wrote:
Reason No. 5 why Community Sentences should not be used to plug budget gaps in children's playgrounds.....

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370. At 11:51am on 19 Jun 2009, fordandco wrote:
Evidence that the BBC is finally feeling the credit crunch when the new swing-o-meter is revealed.

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371. At 11:53am on 19 Jun 2009, Dyeb51 wrote:
The latest NHS cutback is the new blood pressure monitor. Here is an example on how to measure 160 over 30

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372. At 11:53am on 19 Jun 2009, emperorx wrote:
Ya know, if I flip one over, they spell "BOOB"

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373. At 12:05pm on 19 Jun 2009, Speedingmal wrote:
Betty sure was happy they blacked out the private parts

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374. At 12:13pm on 19 Jun 2009, MediaCat wrote:
Free runners take advantage of Dublin's "Angel of the North".

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375. At 12:16pm on 19 Jun 2009, rego77660 wrote:
New Irish weather forecaster says 80 degree temperatures are in the balance

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376. At 12:17pm on 19 Jun 2009, JustHere4Coffee wrote:
The Hollywood remake of "The Plank" was doomed to failure as soon as the producers decided to match the original budget...

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377. At 12:20pm on 19 Jun 2009, fandango2 wrote:
Surveillance society 'out of control', claims minister.

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378. At 12:21pm on 19 Jun 2009, rego77660 wrote:
Gordon Ramsey was overheard saying "She was never likely to win the Gold Cup with all that weight on her back!"

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379. At 12:23pm on 19 Jun 2009, jollyjb123jb wrote:
Betty really likes break dancers. In fact whenever she sees them she goes weak at the knees.

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380. At 12:23pm on 19 Jun 2009, generalhague wrote:
It's a film...
Sounds like...
1st syllable....
Brokeback Mountain

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381. At 12:26pm on 19 Jun 2009, generalhague wrote:
Whadddya mean, "Now you have to get on the Unicycle"?

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382. At 12:28pm on 19 Jun 2009, generalhague wrote:
Poor Betty inadvertently broke wind as she took the strain

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383. At 12:29pm on 19 Jun 2009, generalhague wrote:
Betty puts the break into break dancing

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